• 11 months ago
After the pharmacy in her small town is robbed, a girl who still lives at home with her parents takes matters into her o | dG1fV2UxTWtHUHQzbkE
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00:00 If you were gonna give me a consultation for plastic surgery...
00:04 That's not what I do here.
00:05 But just if you were, what do you think you would do to my face?
00:09 I'd probably start with your mouth.
00:11 Like lip filler?
00:12 No, I would sew that sucker shut.
00:14 I'm a loser!
00:26 Your Facebook group is right.
00:27 I have no life.
00:29 Have you ever seen this psycho?
00:31 One, two...
00:34 Oh, I messed it up.
00:35 I need a coffee break.
00:36 You're not even clocked in yet.
00:38 I haven't been getting paid for any of this.
00:40 Give me a double macchiato.
00:42 I brought you some hot chocolate.
00:45 Oh, you're interrupting my stream.
00:47 Okay, bye June Squad.
00:49 Oh, well thank you, Jen.
00:52 What? Ew!
00:57 I heard the pharmacy got robbed.
00:59 What the hell happened in here?
01:01 What's your name?
01:02 @foreverjune on everything except snap @juneforever.
01:05 No, honey, your real life actual name.
01:08 June.
01:10 This is not Queen June's private castle.
01:13 June the Almighty.
01:15 Oh, June?
01:17 Oh my God, the poor man that ends up with her.
01:20 I think I'm gonna start doing some investigatory work.
01:27 Y'all heard anything about a pharmacy get robbed?
01:29 I don't watch the news.
01:31 All I do is smoke weed.
01:32 Do you feel safe here?
01:34 It's gonna happen!
01:35 I'm looking for information.
01:38 Hey, baby boo.
01:39 June Squad has a lot of time on their hands.
01:41 Take it easy. I'll tell you what you're wanting.
01:43 What are you doing here?
01:47 I'm collecting evidence.
01:48 You watch too many movies.
01:50 You are not a police officer.
01:52 Help us out here.
01:54 God, mugshots are so sexy.
01:57 Can I take this home?
01:58 No.
01:59 You cannot.
02:00 You got robbed.
02:09 You got detained.
02:11 This is very serious.
02:15 Maybe I should bring him in.
02:16 Which one of you can deputize me?
02:17 Aye!
02:22 Twice a day with food.
02:24 What a cute TikTok bio.
02:27 What a punk tactic.
02:29 Tactic!
02:30 [Credits]
02:35 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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