De la gifle dont le monde entier a entendu parler à l'agression dont il a été victime sur scène, Dave Chappelle balance tout dans ce stand-up mordant et sans tabou.
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01:30 (crowd cheering)
01:33 - All right.
01:40 (crowd laughing)
01:43 Almost 24 years ago,
01:45 was the last time I was on this stage, in this room.
01:49 (crowd cheering)
01:52 I was taping my first one hour special.
01:55 It's called "Killing 'Em Softly."
01:57 (crowd cheering)
02:00 My girlfriend was sitting in that row, pregnant.
02:03 She's now my wife.
02:05 (crowd cheering)
02:08 The baby that she was carrying, my first child,
02:14 I smoke weed with that nigga now.
02:17 (crowd laughing)
02:25 And what I remember most,
02:27 about that night was the pressure.
02:30 Before the show, I had to run out there on the avenue
02:32 and hand out tickets to anybody who would take 'em
02:34 'cause I couldn't even fill the fucking room.
02:37 And boy, what a difference.
02:39 24 short years makes.
02:41 (crowd cheering)
02:44 And right before that time, my father had died.
02:53 He never lived to see me do it.
02:55 And when he died, I was inconsolable.
03:00 I thought I'd never smile or laugh again.
03:02 And the only thing that got me out of that space
03:05 was a comedian friend of mine,
03:07 the late, great Norm MacDonald.
03:09 (crowd cheering)
03:11 That's right.
03:12 Shout out to Norm.
03:13 And what Norm did, which I'll never forget,
03:17 is he knew that I was the biggest Jim Carrey fan
03:19 in the world.
03:20 Now I'm not gonna go all into it,
03:21 but Jim Carrey is talented in a way
03:23 that you can't practice or rehearse.
03:25 What a God-given talent.
03:26 I was fascinated with him.
03:29 And Norm knew that.
03:29 And he called me up and he goes,
03:30 "Dave, I'm doing a movie with Jim Carrey.
03:34 "Do you wanna meet him?"
03:37 And I said, "Fuck, yes I do."
03:40 And it was the first time I could remember
03:42 since my father died being excited.
03:45 And the movie was called "Man on the Moon."
03:48 I didn't know any of this.
03:49 And in this movie, Jim Carrey was playing
03:51 another comedian I admired, the late, great Andy Kaufman.
03:54 Yes, and Jim Carrey was so immersed in that role
03:59 that from the moment he woke up
04:01 to the time he went to bed at night,
04:03 he would live his life as Andy Kaufman.
04:07 I didn't know that.
04:08 When they said cut, this nigga was still Andy Kaufman.
04:13 So much so that everybody on the crew called him Andy.
04:18 I didn't know any of that.
04:19 I just went there to meet him.
04:20 And when he walked into the room
04:21 where we were supposed to meet,
04:22 I screamed, "Jim Carrey!"
04:24 And everyone said, "No!
04:25 "Call him Andy."
04:30 And I didn't understand.
04:32 And then he came over and he was acting weird.
04:34 I didn't know he was acting like Andy Kaufman.
04:35 Just like, "Hey, how you doing?"
04:37 And I was like, "Hello.
04:39 "Andy?"
04:44 Now, in hindsight, how fucking lucky am I
04:49 that I got to see one of the greatest artists of my time
04:52 immersed in one of his most challenging processes ever?
04:55 Very lucky to have seen that.
04:57 But as it was happening,
04:59 I was very disappointed.
05:03 'Cause I wanted to meet Jim Carrey,
05:08 and I had to pretend this nigga was Andy Kaufman
05:12 all afternoon.
05:14 And he was clearly Jim Carrey.
05:17 I could look at him and I could see he was Jim Carrey.
05:20 Anyway, I say all that to say,
05:23 that's how trans people make me feel.
05:25 Here we go.
05:40 (audience laughing)
05:43 Now, if you guys came here to this show tonight
05:48 thinking that I'm gonna make fun of those people again,
05:55 you've come to the wrong show.
05:57 I'm not fucking with those people anymore.
06:02 It wasn't worth the trouble.
06:04 I ain't saying shit about trans people.
06:07 Maybe three or four times a night, but that is it.
06:10 (audience laughing)
06:13 I'm tired of talking about them.
06:16 And you wanna know why I'm tired of talking about them?
06:20 Because these people acted like I needed them to be funny.
06:24 Well, that's ridiculous.
06:25 I don't need you.
06:27 I got a whole new angle.
06:28 You guys will never see this shit coming.
06:30 I ain't doing trans jokes no more.
06:33 You know what I'm gonna do tonight?
06:34 Tonight, I'm doing all handicap jokes.
06:37 (audience laughing)
06:40 Well, they're not as organized as the gays.
06:42 And I love punching down.
06:45 There's probably a handicap in the back right now
06:48 'cause that's where they usually make them sit.
06:50 (audience laughing)
06:53 I came here to laugh at transgender people.
07:03 I didn't know this nigga was gonna make jokes about us.
07:07 Come on, y'all, let's get the fuck up out of here.
07:09 (audience laughing)
07:12 Yeah, it's about time somebody let these handicaps have it.
07:22 Later met their match tonight.
07:25 Fuck 'em.
07:26 One time I was on Capitol Hill
07:29 and I seen a handicapped congressman,
07:32 Madison Cawthorn, that's his name.
07:36 (audience exclaiming)
07:39 He's a Republican from North Carolina.
07:44 And he was shocked 'cause I saw him
07:46 and I go, "Hello, Congressman."
07:48 He didn't even know I knew who he was.
07:49 He turned around.
07:50 (audience laughing)
07:53 Then I just walked away.
07:54 I wanted him to see me do something he couldn't do.
07:59 (audience laughing)
08:01 I skipped.
08:02 (audience laughing)
08:06 That nigga was mad.
08:07 He's no longer a congressman.
08:17 I don't know if you follow politics.
08:20 I'm not trying to be funny, but he lost his seat.
08:23 (audience laughing)
08:27 He ran a bad race.
08:29 (audience laughing)
08:31 Oh, buddy, yes he did.
08:33 And you know what he did wrong?
08:35 He was running for Congress again
08:36 and this motherfucker tried to be controversial.
08:39 He was on all them right-wing podcasts
08:41 talking all that shit.
08:42 He was like, "Washington is worse than Hollywood."
08:47 I was at home like, "What?"
08:48 He said, "These people are disgusting.
08:51 "They have orgies and sex parties and drug parties."
08:54 And I was thinking, "This nigga sounds like Juicy Smooyay."
08:57 (audience laughing)
09:01 He's lying.
09:02 Now, I don't doubt that they do this kind of shit
09:05 in Washington, but I doubt he's seen it with his own eyes.
09:09 (audience laughing)
09:10 Because who the fuck invites a paraplegic to an orgy
09:14 so this nigga can roll around and snitch on everybody?
09:18 (audience laughing)
09:21 (audience laughing)
09:24 I said, "There's only one reason
09:33 "you can invite him to an orgy, and you know what that is.
09:36 "Have at it, guys, I can't feel anything.
09:38 "Let's get this bill passed for America.
09:42 "One at a time, folks."
09:43 (audience laughing)
09:46 Oh, buddy.
09:49 (audience laughing)
09:52 Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
09:54 Yeah, the handicaps are the new people I punched down on.
09:58 To be honest with you, I've been trying
10:01 to repair my relationship with the transgender community
10:03 'cause I don't want them to think that I don't like them.
10:06 And you know how I've been repairing it?
10:09 I wrote a play.
10:11 I did, 'cause I know that gays love plays.
10:13 (audience laughing)
10:17 It's a very sad play, but it's moving.
10:20 It's about a black transgender woman
10:22 whose pronoun is sadly nigger.
10:26 (audience laughing)
10:29 It's a tearjerker.
10:33 At the end of the play, she dies of loneliness
10:38 'cause white liberals don't know how to speak to her.
10:41 (audience laughing)
10:42 Sad.
10:43 (audience laughing)
10:47 Speaking of nigger, I've also been working on a book,
10:51 and this is true.
10:51 I'm rewriting the American classic, "Huckleberry Finn,"
10:56 from nigger Jim's perspective.
10:59 (audience laughing)
11:01 It's called "The Adventures of Nigger Jim."
11:03 (audience laughing)
11:05 That's how the book starts.
11:05 Huckleberry Finn walks up to him and goes,
11:07 "So you're nigger Jim?"
11:08 And he's like, "Yo, I just said Jim."
11:11 (audience laughing)
11:13 "What's your name, little buddy?"
11:16 "Huckleberry Finn is my name."
11:18 "What, Huckleberry?
11:19 "That's your real name?"
11:21 "God given."
11:23 "You know what?
11:25 "Just call me nigger Jim, it's fine."
11:28 (audience laughing)
11:31 I don't care if you are black or white or whatever.
11:35 If you ever meet a white person named Huckleberry,
11:38 he has less money than you.
11:40 (audience laughing)
11:43 That is the white trashiest name I've ever heard
11:45 in my fucking life.
11:46 If you have a name like Huckleberry, you're doomed to fail.
11:49 (audience laughing)
11:51 If I was in court and my lawyer came up and was like,
11:53 "I am your attorney, Huckleberry Finn."
11:54 I'd be like, "Uh-oh, I'm going to jail."
11:57 (audience laughing)
12:00 God forbid I ever go to jail,
12:02 but if I do, I hope it's in California.
12:06 'Cause as soon as the judge sentences me,
12:08 I'll be like, "Your Honor, before you sentence me,
12:09 "I just want the court to know,
12:11 "I identify as a woman.
12:14 (audience laughing)
12:16 "Send me to woman's jail."
12:19 (audience laughing)
12:22 And as soon as I get in there,
12:23 you know what I'm gonna be doing?
12:24 "Give me a fruit cocktail, bitch,
12:26 "before I knock your motherfucking teeth out.
12:28 "I'm a girl just like you, bitch.
12:30 (audience laughing)
12:31 "Come over here and suck this girl dick I got.
12:33 "Don't make me explain myself.
12:34 "I'm a girl."
12:35 (audience laughing)
12:38 (audience laughing)
12:41 You know, I have a great reputation in show business,
13:00 but in comedy, I'm what's known as a lazy comedian,
13:04 which is crazy 'cause I work all the time,
13:06 but that's not why they call me lazy.
13:09 They call me lazy 'cause I do shows sometimes,
13:11 20,000 people be in the crowd,
13:13 and I'll tell a joke,
13:14 and they'll all look at me like I'm crazy,
13:17 but three or four people will laugh really hard,
13:20 and I'll be on stage like, "Yeah, that's good enough."
13:24 (audience laughing)
13:27 Well, this next joke is one of those jokes that...
13:33 (audience laughing)
13:36 It's not, you know what I mean?
13:36 I like to tell it, but it never does good,
13:38 but I'm gonna do it.
13:40 You know why it doesn't do good?
13:41 I'm not good at impressions, but this is an impression.
13:44 You ready?
13:45 Okay.
13:46 This is not gonna work.
13:48 (audience laughing)
13:50 All right, this is my impression.
13:52 This is my impression...
13:54 of the dead people on the Titanic.
13:59 (audience laughing)
14:02 He didn't let me finish.
14:05 (audience laughing)
14:07 This is my impression of the dead people on the Titanic
14:10 as the submersible was approaching their ship.
14:12 (audience laughing)
14:15 That's good enough.
14:19 All right, here it goes.
14:20 (audience laughing)
14:26 I can do it.
14:32 I can do it.
14:33 Okay, here it goes.
14:35 (audience laughing)
14:38 Join us in our watery grave.
14:40 (audience laughing)
14:43 Oh, buddy, that's funny to me.
14:49 Listen, that is a funny way to die.
14:52 20 years from now on my 70th birthday,
14:55 I'm gonna take a submersible to see the submersible.
14:58 (audience laughing)
15:00 Hopefully by then it should work.
15:02 (audience laughing)
15:05 My wife hates that joke.
15:06 (audience laughing)
15:08 Do you know this strip club in DC called Camelot?
15:13 (audience cheering)
15:16 Is that still open?
15:18 - Yes.
15:19 - Well, I know what I'm doing after the show.
15:20 I gotta tell you.
15:21 (audience laughing)
15:23 The other day my wife called me creepy.
15:25 I frequent strip clubs.
15:26 I don't wanna, you know, it's something I like to do.
15:29 And my wife said I was creepy
15:31 'cause I go to strip clubs by myself.
15:34 Is that, is that creepy?
15:36 (audience laughing)
15:38 I think that's better than going with the fellas.
15:42 That's creepy to me.
15:43 Hey, y'all, let's all go to the strip club
15:45 and get our dicks hard together as a group of friends.
15:48 (audience laughing)
15:51 Drive home in a quiet car
15:52 and not talk about any of the things we've seen or done.
15:55 (audience laughing)
15:56 No, nigga, I go by myself.
15:59 (audience laughing)
16:01 But my wife doesn't understand why I go to the strip club.
16:04 It has nothing to do with sex, you understand?
16:06 I need a pinch of sexual energy in the room to relax,
16:09 but it's more about being out.
16:10 I like the music.
16:13 (audience laughing)
16:15 A few naked chicks in there just makes you feel good,
16:17 but I'm not trying to like socialize or meet anybody.
16:19 You know, sometimes I go to a strip club
16:21 and I bring a book.
16:22 (audience laughing)
16:23 I do, and I sit right by the stage
16:25 'cause the reading light is better.
16:27 (audience laughing)
16:30 (audience laughing)
16:33 One time I went to a strip club and this is weird.
16:45 I don't know why, the stripper, for some reason,
16:48 told me her real name.
16:50 I don't know, so I left.
16:53 (audience laughing)
16:54 She didn't understand.
16:55 She was like, "Where are you going?"
16:56 I was like, "Goodnight, Deborah."
16:58 (audience laughing)
17:01 God bless her, but my wife is mistaken about my life.
17:08 She told me once she thinks my job is fun.
17:10 My job is a job.
17:14 I'm fun.
17:16 (audience laughing)
17:18 It's too dangerous, man.
17:20 You know, all last year,
17:23 I was touring with arguably one of the greatest
17:28 if not the greatest living comedian, Chris Rock.
17:31 Me and him toured all year last year.
17:33 (audience cheering)
17:36 And right before that tour started,
17:39 Chris was involved in what we blacks
17:42 might even consider a goddamn 9/11.
17:45 (audience laughing)
17:48 Chris got slapped in the face at the Oscars
17:53 by Will Smith, which was one of the craziest things
17:57 I'd ever seen.
17:57 In fact, if you watch it live on television like I did,
18:01 when it happened, I thought it was fake.
18:04 I did, and I wasn't sure.
18:07 So you know what I did?
18:08 I waited, 'cause unlike you, I know Chris.
18:10 I waited like 30, 40 minutes,
18:12 as long as it would take him to get to another party.
18:14 And I called him on FaceTime, and he picked up.
18:17 Soon as he picked up, he said,
18:20 "You was the only nigga I had to answer the phone for."
18:22 (audience laughing)
18:24 Apparently Obama and Oprah, everybody had called this nigga
18:26 to see if everything was all right.
18:28 (audience laughing)
18:31 And I thought it was fake, and I didn't know.
18:35 So I asked him, I go, "Well, you know," he said, "What?"
18:38 I said, "Well, did it hurt?"
18:40 (audience laughing)
18:42 And he said, "Yes, nigga, it hurt."
18:44 (audience laughing)
18:46 And then I knew that it was real.
18:48 And then, and only then, was I offended.
18:51 And I wasn't just offended that he got slapped.
18:55 That was only half of it.
18:56 The real offensive part was that after he slapped him,
18:58 this nigga Will just sat down
18:59 and enjoyed the rest of his evening.
19:01 It was crazy.
19:02 (audience laughing)
19:05 The fuck is this?
19:09 And then all year, we was touring,
19:15 and I couldn't wait to see what he was gonna say
19:17 in his special about this slap.
19:19 And I toured with him all year,
19:20 but the night he taped his special,
19:22 Chris was one of these guys, he's crafty.
19:24 You never know what he's gonna say till he really says it.
19:26 So I went to see him tape his special.
19:28 He taped it right up the street in Baltimore.
19:30 Now, you guys are from DC,
19:33 so you know, you know about Baltimore.
19:36 (audience laughing)
19:40 We all know that through the years,
19:41 DC has been through some very, very tough times.
19:45 Sadly, Baltimore is still in a very tough time.
19:48 (audience laughing)
19:53 Not everybody in the world really can understand
19:55 the depth of Baltimore.
19:56 Baltimore is so desperate that
19:58 Tupac and his mother moved from Baltimore
20:04 to Oakland for a better life.
20:05 (audience laughing)
20:08 And Chris Rock went so hard in the paint,
20:18 and I can't believe he did this,
20:20 he shocked a Baltimore crowd.
20:22 I didn't even know that was possible.
20:23 I started doing comedy around him.
20:24 Shocked 'em.
20:25 And you know what he said that got 'em?
20:28 He looked at the crowd, he walked out,
20:29 I didn't expect him to say this,
20:30 he looked at the crowd, it's all black, Baltimore black.
20:33 (audience laughing)
20:36 Even if you rich and black in Baltimore,
20:40 you know them niggas is traumatized about something.
20:43 And Chris shocked 'em, and this is what he said.
20:46 He went to that crowd, that crowd, he said,
20:49 "I refuse to be a victim."
20:53 The crowd said, "Oh."
20:54 And I was backstage looking like,
20:59 "Nigga, watch the tape."
21:01 (audience laughing)
21:04 I know it's fucked up, but I'll tell you the truth.
21:16 You know, everything's funny.
21:19 Everything's funny until it happens to you.
21:21 Three months, a mere three months
21:25 after that terrible attack that Chris Rock endured,
21:28 I was on stage at the Hollywood Bowl,
21:32 and a lunatic jumped out of the crowd and attacked me.
21:38 Now, I gotta tell you, if it happens to you,
21:40 you don't even know what the fuck has happened.
21:42 It was like slow motion.
21:43 I just looked over, I don't know this nigga,
21:44 and I was looking, I said, "Oh my God, I'm being attacked."
21:49 And this motherfucker was ragged.
21:50 He jumped at me, he was like, "Ahh!"
21:52 I'm old, but I'm fast.
21:57 I caught this motherfucker's head with my hand
21:59 and pulled his hoodie over his ass.
22:02 I can still feel his head in my hand.
22:07 It was spongy.
22:09 He had been growing dreadlocks.
22:13 Not the beautiful dreads that Resaphorians grow.
22:17 These were Accidental LA homeless dreads.
22:20 This shit had leaves and sticks and bottle caps
22:23 and shit in it, some kind of grease.
22:26 I was like, "Ugh!" like this, and then I fell down,
22:29 and he knocked me all the way on the ground.
22:32 And I was like, "Man, this is a bad situation."
22:34 I'm like, "I don't know if I'm gonna die
22:35 "or what's gonna happen."
22:36 But in that moment of vulnerability,
22:39 you know what occurred to me
22:40 that had never occurred to me before in my life?
22:42 In that moment, it occurred to me
22:47 that bodyguards should not wear dress shoes to work, Travis.
22:52 (audience laughing)
22:58 This nigga Travis came out slipping and sliding
23:00 on some kind of beautiful loafer
23:02 and fell flat on his back.
23:04 Bop!
23:05 I said, "Oh my God, now both of us are down.
23:08 "I gotta handle this shit myself."
23:09 So I popped right back, boom.
23:11 And then the kid that knocked me down,
23:12 he popped out, boom.
23:13 And we looked at each other and realized,
23:15 at the same time, I was bigger than him.
23:18 (audience laughing)
23:19 And that motherfucker took off running.
23:21 And I started to chase him, and I said, "Ah, fuck 'em."
23:24 (audience laughing)
23:25 I picked the microphone up.
23:26 Said, "I'm gonna finish this show now."
23:29 That's right.
23:32 (audience cheering)
23:35 For three months before that,
23:40 I'd been making fun of Chris Rock.
23:43 And people would ask me all the time.
23:45 They'd say, "Dave, what would you do
23:47 "if you were Chris Rock
23:48 "and Will Smith slapped you in the face?"
23:50 And to this day, the answer's the same.
23:53 Well, I don't know what I would've done.
23:55 I've never been in a situation that extreme.
23:57 But I do know now what Will Smith would not have done.
24:02 And that is enjoy the rest of his evening.
24:06 (audience laughing)
24:09 Man, listen.
24:12 (audience cheering)
24:14 We gave that kid a good wall.
24:16 We was whooping his ass.
24:17 Not we, I mean, I was on stage
24:19 trying to think of a joke to tell,
24:20 but they was beating this nigga up right behind me.
24:22 Everybody could see it.
24:23 (audience laughing)
24:25 Everybody could see it.
24:26 And I'm sitting up there trying to think of what to say.
24:28 And I'm tongue-tied.
24:30 Me, of all people, can't think of anything to say.
24:32 Look at my karma.
24:33 Just that moment, of all the people in the world,
24:35 Chris Rock walks from backstage,
24:38 walks up to me in front of 20,000 people,
24:43 grabs the mic out of my hands,
24:45 and looks at the crowd and goes,
24:47 "Was that Will Smith?"
24:49 (audience laughing)
24:53 Man, motherfuckers fell out of their chairs last night.
24:56 (audience laughing)
24:59 I was standing there looking stupid.
25:01 I was fucking furious, 'cause I'm thinking in my mind,
25:05 "Nigga, this is my attack."
25:07 (audience laughing)
25:09 "You got attacked three months ago.
25:11 "Now you have jokes?"
25:13 (audience laughing)
25:15 So I snatched the mic back from Chris
25:17 and tried to get one off,
25:18 but my shit did not go good at all.
25:20 I didn't know what to say.
25:21 I was just like, "It was a trans man."
25:23 And the crowd was like,
25:24 (audience laughing)
25:25 "Boo.
25:26 "This is LA, we like trans people.
25:28 "Boo."
25:29 (audience laughing)
25:31 I know, it felt so bad.
25:32 I felt so bad.
25:36 But I know why I did it.
25:37 You'd have to be there to understand,
25:40 but man, when that guy tackled me,
25:43 it was like a movie or something.
25:46 You gotta picture this.
25:48 Picture a famous person you like.
25:49 Every famous person you could imagine was at that show.
25:53 It was like the biggest night that Hollywood had ever seen.
25:56 And when that guy tackled me,
25:59 he cleared the bleachers.
26:01 I had to watch the tape afterwards to know this happened,
26:04 but as soon as he tackled me,
26:06 Jamie Foxx was the first motherfucker
26:09 that jumped out of the crowd.
26:10 He was wearing a white cowboy hat,
26:12 like he knew this shit was gonna happen to him.
26:13 (audience laughing)
26:16 Never seen this nigga in a cowboy hat before.
26:18 And Jamie started chasing that motherfucker around
26:22 like any given Sunday.
26:23 And that kid was fast as shit,
26:26 was juking and shaking,
26:28 and they broke Jamie's ankles,
26:29 and he just kept running.
26:30 And then Jon Stewart from "The Daily Show"
26:33 ran from backstage and jumped at this motherfucker
26:35 like Super Ju.
26:35 He was like, "Ahh!"
26:36 (audience laughing)
26:39 And the kid seen Jon coming,
26:42 so he jumped back and Jon went flying that way.
26:44 And this kid was fast.
26:46 And then he turned around,
26:47 he sees the emergency exit,
26:48 he starts running for the emergency exit
26:50 just before he got to the door.
26:52 Motherfucking Puff Daddy from "Bad Boy Records"
26:56 jumped in front of the door.
26:57 That nigga was like, "Nuh-uh, nuh-uh."
26:59 (audience laughing)
27:04 Boy. (audience cheering)
27:07 Puffy got that motherfucker.
27:08 And then every celebrity just ran out
27:11 'cause every celebrity saw themselves in me,
27:13 and they just started beating the fuck out of that kid.
27:17 And I know Chris was backstage looking like,
27:19 "Nobody help me."
27:20 (audience laughing)
27:23 ♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
27:28 (audience laughing)
27:32 (audience cheering)
27:35 Look, it was way more intense
27:44 than what you guys might've read.
27:46 I don't know what you read, but...
27:47 The kid, while we was beating on him,
27:51 reached in his waistband,
27:53 pulled out a .22 caliber pistol.
27:55 That shit was mayhem.
27:56 Everybody started screaming, "Oh my God.
27:59 "Oh my God, he's got a gun.
28:00 "He's got a gun."
28:01 And then I got scared.
28:02 I was in the back, but I was scared
28:04 'cause I knew that everybody that was with me was armed.
28:08 Yes, if they had shot and killed this kid
28:11 on stage at the Hollywood Bowl,
28:13 like I pay you to do, Travis.
28:15 (audience laughing)
28:18 But Travis G'd up.
28:26 Travis wrestled the gun out of the kid's hand,
28:28 and then he took it like this
28:29 and tried to chamber the round, and he couldn't.
28:32 So he pulled the trigger, and it wasn't a gun.
28:34 A knife blade popped out of the front.
28:36 I guess this kid was gonna stab me.
28:38 Some scary shit.
28:40 So the next night, even though I didn't have a show,
28:42 I said, "I gotta get right back on stage."
28:44 And I went and did a show.
28:45 And someone in the audience screamed out,
28:48 "Dave, what happened with the attack?"
28:51 And I didn't know there was journalists in the room.
28:56 All I said was that this nigga had a knife
29:00 that I identified as a gun.
29:02 (audience laughing)
29:05 I got six more weeks of bad press for that joke.
29:08 I didn't even do nothing to this nigga.
29:10 That was not right.
29:11 That was not right.
29:12 And then the New York Post went to the jail
29:18 and interviewed my attacker like he was some kind of hero.
29:21 And I read that interview.
29:24 Turns out the entire attack was my fault.
29:27 Yes, I triggered him.
29:30 I didn't mean to.
29:30 I had done jokes about the homeless.
29:35 It turns out this young man was homeless.
29:38 I mean, there's no way I could have known this.
29:41 But I will say, for a homeless guy,
29:45 this nigga had incredible seats.
29:48 (audience laughing)
29:51 (audience applauding)
29:54 Oh, and they said I triggered him
30:00 because I had done LBGTQ jokes.
30:03 And it turns out this fella was a B.
30:05 (audience laughing)
30:08 That was the headline of the article that said,
30:11 "Dave Chappelle's Alleged Attacker is Bisexual."
30:15 I said, "Alleged attacker?"
30:17 This motherfucker definitely attacked me.
30:20 I'll show you the tape.
30:21 He's allegedly bisexual.
30:24 I'm gonna need to see him suck somebody's dick
30:28 before I believe the rest of this article.
30:30 (audience laughing)
30:33 I read that shit in the paper.
30:35 I was horrified.
30:36 I was like, "Bisexual?
30:38 I could have been raped."
30:39 (audience laughing)
30:42 No, no.
30:49 No, you know what though?
30:50 It's not funny because,
30:52 'cause after all that madness ensued,
30:56 I went to the hotel room.
31:00 I was by myself and I opened the door
31:03 and my wife was in there alone.
31:05 She was sobbing, like sobbing.
31:08 I said, "Oh my God, what's wrong with you, bitch?
31:09 Did you get attacked too?"
31:10 (audience laughing)
31:13 And she's crying.
31:18 She said, "Oh my God, David."
31:20 She said, "If you had died tonight,
31:24 me and the kids would have nothing."
31:30 (audience laughing)
31:33 Then I knew it was serious.
31:39 So I sat down on the bed next to her.
31:42 And I reached in my pocket,
31:43 I pulled some keys out that she'd never seen before.
31:46 She said, "What are those keys?"
31:50 And I gently placed them in her hands.
31:53 I said, "Sweetheart, those are the keys
31:56 to my safe deposit box.
31:58 God forbid anything ever happen to me.
32:02 But if it does, don't even worry about it.
32:05 You and the kids have everything you need in that box.
32:09 I've already taken care of it."
32:10 And she was looking at them keys
32:13 and I could see her mind realize
32:15 what we were actually talking about.
32:17 And then she just started crying harder.
32:21 And to be honest with you,
32:22 that made me cry a little bit too.
32:24 And we hugged each other real tight.
32:27 (audience laughing)
32:30 Do you know this bitch look in the box
32:36 while I'm alive and well?
32:37 (audience laughing)
32:40 Who does that?
32:44 Oh my God.
32:45 And then she was mad at me.
32:47 She said, "God damn it, David, I opened that box."
32:49 I said, "You did?"
32:50 She said, "Yes, I did.
32:54 And there was nothing in there."
32:55 (audience laughing)
32:58 I said, "Nothing?"
33:02 Oh.
33:04 She said, "Nothing except your stupid joke book."
33:08 I said, "Whew."
33:09 She said, "Well, sweetie, look.
33:14 If you tell those jokes exactly how they're written,
33:16 you and the kids should be fine.
33:18 They're really good jokes."
33:21 (audience cheering)
33:24 She's like, "Good jokes?
33:30 What is this shit?
33:31 Come join me in my watery grave."
33:33 "No, you gotta roll your throat."
33:35 (imitates growling)
33:36 "Join me in my watery grave."
33:39 (audience laughing)
33:42 (audience cheering)
33:45 Oh boy.
33:48 Oh boy.
33:50 I've been married a long time.
33:54 I have, man.
33:56 You know, I talk a lot of shit about my wife,
33:58 but I love her very much.
34:00 In fact, you know, you guys wouldn't believe this about me.
34:03 I'm a jealous husband.
34:04 It's true.
34:07 Yo, let me tell you something.
34:09 One time I thought my wife was cheating on me.
34:11 Yes, nigga, yes.
34:13 That was one of the worst days of my fucking life.
34:18 I couldn't take it.
34:19 And I'm embarrassed about it now, but I can talk about it.
34:23 You know what I did?
34:25 This is fucked up, but I did do this.
34:26 I waited.
34:27 I waited for her to fall asleep.
34:30 And when I waited a long time...
34:33 She's Asian.
34:35 I couldn't tell if she was asleep or not.
34:37 I was looking at her.
34:37 (audience laughing)
34:41 (audience cheering)
34:44 And when I was sure she was asleep, you know what I did?
34:53 I stole the iPhone.
34:54 Took it downstairs and started trying out passwords
34:58 to see if I could open it.
34:59 I couldn't figure out the password.
35:01 Then I remembered, it's iPhone.
35:02 This shit has facial recognition.
35:04 I was just like, "Oh."
35:06 (audience laughing)
35:09 And that shit opened right up.
35:11 (audience laughing)
35:14 And I saw a text message in there from a fella named Earl.
35:26 I don't know anybody named Earl.
35:27 I woke her up out of her sleep.
35:30 I said, "Wake the fuck up.
35:32 "Who the fuck is Earl?"
35:33 And she said, "David, what are you talking about?"
35:35 "Oh, don't you play dumb with me, bitch.
35:36 "I done opened your phone.
35:37 "Who is Earl?"
35:39 She said, "Oh my God, David.
35:42 "That's gay Earl from the hair salon."
35:46 I said, "Word, what am I, a dummy?
35:47 "How am I supposed to know this nigga's gay?"
35:49 And she was calm.
35:51 She said, "Read his text and look at his pictures."
35:56 I started reading the text.
35:57 Hmm.
35:59 This fella sure does spell girl with a U a lot.
36:03 (audience laughing)
36:08 And I switched over and looked at his pictures
36:09 and I couldn't believe it.
36:11 This fella looked gay and still pictures.
36:13 His mouth was open in every shot.
36:15 (audience laughing)
36:18 And then I knew she was telling the truth.
36:22 And then I felt like dumb.
36:25 I said, "I'm sorry.
36:27 "I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
36:28 "Okay, I'm sorry.
36:29 "Here, here, take your phone.
36:31 "I'm sorry.
36:31 "Just go back to sleep.
36:33 "I am sorry.
36:33 "I guess I just been insecure
36:35 "'cause all this cheating I've been doing.
36:37 "Goodnight."
36:38 (audience laughing)
36:41 And she didn't let me leave.
36:44 She said, "Well, since you wanna wake a bitch up."
36:46 And then she pulled my phone from under her pillow.
36:48 I said, "What the fuck?"
36:50 (audience laughing)
36:52 She said, "Who is this bitch in this picture?"
36:54 I said, "How'd you open that phone?"
36:56 She said, "It was easy, nigga.
36:57 "All I had to do was mash my nose and go like this
36:59 "and it opened right up."
37:00 I said, "What the fuck?"
37:01 (audience laughing)
37:05 She said, "Who is this bitch?"
37:07 I said, "Gimme that."
37:09 (audience laughing)
37:10 Oh, girl, relax.
37:11 That ain't no bitch.
37:12 This is my friend, Debra.
37:15 (audience laughing)
37:18 I'm gonna close the night with a long story.
37:22 Do you mind?
37:24 (audience cheering)
37:27 All right, it's a long one,
37:31 so pretend that I finished
37:32 'cause I gotta go get a cigarette, all right?
37:35 I'm not done, but just act like it.
37:37 I would prefer Stanley Olsen's way of acting.
37:39 Thank you very much, good night.
37:41 (audience cheering)
38:02 (audience applauding)
38:06 Thanks for not giving me a stand at all, motherfuckers.
38:13 This is the worst.
38:14 (audience laughing)
38:16 It's all right, it's all right.
38:17 I just wanted to smoke.
38:18 You like that, don't you?
38:22 (audience laughing)
38:25 Okay, before I did "Killing 'Em Softly,"
38:33 when I was 22,
38:34 HBO gave me the biggest opportunity of my life at that time.
38:39 They gave me a half hour special,
38:40 but this shit was not like a special,
38:42 you know what I mean?
38:43 It was like generic.
38:44 It didn't even have a title.
38:46 It was just Dave Chappelle.
38:47 And I shot it in San Francisco
38:52 at a place called Broadway Studios,
38:54 which is on the second floor of a building,
38:57 and beneath Broadway Studios is a nightclub.
39:02 And the special was only supposed to be 30 minutes.
39:04 And I got ready, I practiced,
39:07 I did all the shit I was supposed to do.
39:10 And the night that I taped,
39:12 20 minutes into my 30 minute set,
39:14 I'll never forget this, music,
39:17 music started blasting from the nightclub underneath.
39:21 You could hear it real loud,
39:22 and it fucked my whole show up,
39:24 and I was devastated.
39:27 I was a young man.
39:29 I really believed in what I was doing,
39:32 and I thought that my dream had been killed.
39:34 So when I got off stage,
39:36 I ran down the steps to the alley behind Broadway Studios,
39:40 where the control trucks are parked,
39:42 and I kicked that motherfucking door open,
39:45 and I started yelling at all the producers.
39:47 I was nobody in show business,
39:49 just a guy that believed in myself.
39:51 I said, "Man, you fucked everything up.
39:53 "That fucking music, what the fuck were you thinking?"
39:56 And there was a guy who was a big time producer,
39:58 I ain't saying no names,
39:59 and he stood up, and he said,
40:01 "Hey, kid, sit the fuck down."
40:03 He said, "We didn't ruin anything."
40:07 He said, "We made a deal with that nightclub
40:09 "to not play music, and they didn't honor the deal."
40:12 And I said, "Who didn't honor the deal?"
40:15 And he pointed to a guy.
40:16 I'll never forget it, it was an old white man,
40:20 sitting in a Ford Taurus by himself.
40:22 And he said, "That guy right there."
40:26 And I didn't waste no time, I asked no questions.
40:28 I went to that Ford Taurus, and I beat on that window,
40:31 and I said, "Open the door, motherfucker,
40:32 "I wanna talk to you."
40:33 And that old man looked at me for one second,
40:36 and wisely drove the fuck off.
40:38 (audience laughing)
40:40 And left me in the alley,
40:42 cussing at anybody who would listen.
40:43 And two minutes later, literally 120 seconds later,
40:49 couldn't have been any more than that,
40:51 the doors of the kitchen in the alley of that nightclub
40:55 underneath Broadway Studios flung open,
40:57 and that old man was standing there,
40:59 that same old man with reinforcements.
41:02 He had two big goons with him, and he looked at me,
41:05 he was calm as a cucumber.
41:06 He said, "You, come here.
41:08 "I want to talk to you."
41:10 I didn't know anything about the streets at this age.
41:14 But I found out later in my life
41:15 that these men were Russian mobsters.
41:18 And I don't know what you guys know about the Russian mob,
41:22 but these are the niggas that killed Denzel in training day.
41:25 (audience laughing)
41:28 And all the producers knew what I was up against.
41:33 They said, "Dave, do not go in there."
41:36 And I said, "Yeah, fuck y'all."
41:37 And I walked right into that kitchen,
41:39 and they closed the doors behind me,
41:41 and it got dark as fuck in there.
41:42 And I knew, I'm not dumb, I knew I was in a bad situation.
41:47 But you have to understand, I believed in what I was doing,
41:51 and I didn't give a fuck.
41:52 I just kept cussing at these motherfuckers,
41:55 telling them how they ruined my life.
41:57 And that old man couldn't believe
41:59 that I was talking all this shit.
42:01 And as soon as I took a breath, he stopped me gently.
42:05 He said, "Hey, kid, listen.
42:07 "Your friends lied to you."
42:10 He said, "We made a deal, but your friends never paid me."
42:16 And when he said that, I realized I was locked in a kitchen.
42:21 (audience laughing)
42:24 I realized he was telling the truth,
42:28 which would make me wrong.
42:30 And the moment, the very moment that I realized I was wrong,
42:34 for the first time, I was afraid.
42:37 You see, it's a funny thing
42:41 if you believe you're absolutely right.
42:43 You can get drunk off the feeling of how right you are.
42:47 That's why gay people are so mean.
42:49 (audience laughing)
42:52 But I didn't buckle.
43:04 You guys would have been very proud of me.
43:06 I was scared, but I didn't buckle.
43:08 I said, "Well then, sir, I owe you an apology.
43:11 "But I believe that no matter what reason
43:14 "that music was playing, it ruined my life."
43:17 And that old man looked at me with sympathy in his eyes.
43:22 And he walked over to me,
43:23 and he gently placed his hand on my cheek,
43:27 which I gotta tell you,
43:28 is a very emasculating thing to do.
43:31 (audience laughing)
43:32 I was standing there looking at this nigga's hand
43:33 on my cheek like.
43:34 (audience laughing)
43:37 And he said, "You are a real man."
43:47 He tapped me on my cheek.
43:48 (audience laughing)
43:49 Real soft.
43:50 Just like that, the doors opened back up.
43:55 The light from the alley flooded into the kitchen,
43:58 and I just walked out alive.
44:00 I lived to fight another day.
44:03 And in that moment,
44:06 I learned one of the most valuable lessons of my life,
44:08 and I have to share it with you.
44:11 And that lesson is this.
44:13 In your life, in any given moment,
44:17 the strongest dream in that moment wins that moment.
44:22 I am a very powerful dreamer.
44:26 Yeah, I'm not lying.
44:28 (audience cheering)
44:31 I dreamed tonight, this very night, as a 14-year-old boy,
44:38 and I am living it as a 50-year-old man.
44:42 (audience cheering)
44:43 My dreams are very strong.
44:46 Today, I walked all around Washington.
44:51 I used to be poor in this city,
44:53 and all day, people just said, "Hey, Dave, hey, Dave,"
44:57 like they knew me personally, and I felt like I knew them.
45:01 And I say to myself, "My God, Dave, what a powerful dream."
45:06 But then sometimes,
45:10 sometimes I feel regular.
45:14 Just feel like myself.
45:18 Maybe I'll smoke some weed and be at some nightclub
45:20 and feel shy.
45:21 (audience cheering)
45:23 But I'll look across the nightclub,
45:24 and I'll see some guy that no one's ever heard of.
45:26 But this nigga worked all week and got bottle service.
45:30 And this bitch is bringing Moet and the sparklers to him.
45:33 (audience laughing)
45:35 I picture in my mind he's Persian.
45:37 He's doing some kind of weird Persian dance.
45:39 (audience laughing)
45:40 And he got six bitches at his table
45:41 'cause he got so much liquor,
45:42 and they all call him Zayn.
45:44 Go, Cena, go, Cena.
45:46 And I'll be looking across the room like,
45:47 "Oh my God, I'm in that guy's dream."
45:51 I can hear him telling his friends,
45:55 "Hey, how was the club last night?"
45:56 "Man, that shit was fantastic.
45:57 "I had bottle service.
45:58 "I seen Dave Chappelle across the club looking at me like,
46:00 "'Ooh, who is that?'"
46:02 (audience laughing)
46:05 And that's the trick to life.
46:09 You have to be wise enough to know
46:11 when you were living in your dream,
46:14 and you have to be humble enough to accept
46:17 when you're in someone else's.
46:19 (audience laughing)
46:21 It's why I don't judge between Will Smith and Chris Rock,
46:26 because you guys look at them as big ideas,
46:31 but I look at them as fellow dreamers.
46:35 I can't judge between them
46:37 because I see myself in both of them.
46:40 I am Will Smith.
46:42 I am the man that cannot take it anymore
46:45 and will slap the shit out of the next person
46:48 that says a crossword to me or somebody that I love.
46:51 And I am Chris Rock.
46:54 I am the man that can get slapped
46:56 in front of the whole world
46:58 and keep my composure so I don't fuck anything up.
47:02 (audience applauding)
47:04 That is what men do.
47:09 Men make boundaries.
47:12 Men enforce boundaries.
47:14 And men test boundaries.
47:17 And no man tests more boundaries than a trans man.
47:22 (audience laughing)
47:25 (audience applauding)
47:28 When I see a fellow dreamer, I give them my utmost respect.
47:39 Even if I don't understand what their dream is,
47:41 I know a dreamer when I see one.
47:44 And I've met many powerful dreamers in my life.
47:47 None more powerful than a man who calls himself
47:53 Little Nas X.
47:55 (audience laughing)
47:58 I met this nigga at a party.
48:00 I had no idea who he was.
48:03 But the minute he walked in that party,
48:04 I knew I was in his dream.
48:06 (audience laughing)
48:09 Everybody in the party was another dreamer.
48:11 Everyone was famous.
48:12 But when that nigga walked in,
48:14 he was dressed like C-3PO.
48:15 He was shining.
48:16 (audience laughing)
48:21 And everyone was like, "Oh my God, there he is.
48:23 "That's Little Nas X, ah."
48:24 I didn't know who he was.
48:25 And for some reason, out of all them dreamers,
48:27 he walked right up to me.
48:28 (audience laughing)
48:31 And he said, "I tried to get you in my video."
48:36 I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.
48:37 I said, "What?"
48:38 I said, "What?"
48:38 (audience laughing)
48:40 "What video?"
48:41 And he just looked at me like,
48:43 "You know what video."
48:45 And walked away.
48:46 (audience laughing)
48:50 And I watched him walk away.
48:52 I said, "Man."
48:52 I said, "This nigga's having a very powerful dream."
48:56 (audience laughing)
48:59 You know what it reminded me of?
49:04 It reminded me of when we was in grade school.
49:06 Remember in grade school,
49:07 the teacher would ask everybody what they wanna be?
49:08 "Timmy, Timmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
49:13 And Timmy acted like he had an idea.
49:14 He'd stand up, he'd say, "I wanna be a fireman."
49:18 And the teacher would say, "Timmy, that is a beautiful dream."
49:23 But Timmy didn't mean it.
49:25 Timmy said he wanted to be a fireman
49:26 'cause deep down, Timmy's attracted to fire.
49:29 (audience laughing)
49:33 By the time he's 14 years old,
49:34 this nigga's a full-blown pyromaniac,
49:36 playing with kerosene and matches like a goddamn expert.
49:40 And then one night he goes downtown with his buddies,
49:42 fucking around with fire, and burns a warehouse down.
49:45 And he doesn't know it,
49:46 there's 13 migrant workers from El Salvador,
49:48 and that motherfucker, they get trapped,
49:49 and then they die in the fire.
49:51 Ain't that a tragedy?
49:52 Ah, it was an accident.
49:55 He's only 14 years old, but ah, he's black.
50:00 So they try him as an adult,
50:02 and Timmy ends up spending the rest of his life in jail.
50:05 Dream deferred.
50:05 (imitates car horn honking)
50:06 (audience laughing)
50:14 But what about you, Billy?
50:16 Billy, Billy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
50:19 And Billy stands up and he says,
50:21 "I wanna be president of the United States."
50:25 And the teacher says, "Oh my God, Billy.
50:28 "Billy, that is a wonderful dream."
50:31 And Billy means that shit.
50:34 Billy does everything right.
50:36 That motherfucker gets his grades up,
50:38 he joins student government,
50:40 he even does extracurricular activities like show choir,
50:42 just to make his resume look good.
50:44 He's on track to be president,
50:46 but junior year he wipes.
50:48 When he's 16, he gets his girlfriend pregnant
50:52 and has to drop out of high school to make ends meet.
50:54 But lucky for him, the local Walmart's hiring.
50:59 (audience laughing)
51:01 By the time he's 20 years old,
51:02 this motherfucker makes assistant manager at Walmart.
51:05 He's the youngest one in the district.
51:06 He says, "Oh my God, if I can keep this up
51:08 "for four more years, I could be a manager.
51:12 "And if I can keep this up for six more years
51:14 "after that, I could even be a regional manager
51:16 "and have as many as three Walmarts under my control."
51:20 And he's a big picture guy.
51:23 He sees where this path is going, so he kills himself.
51:27 (audience laughing)
51:30 (imitates car horn honking)
51:33 (audience laughing)
51:36 But what about you?
51:43 What do you want to be when you grow up?
51:45 I don't wanna say,
51:47 'cause I don't want the other kids to laugh at me.
51:50 Who cares if they laugh?
51:53 Your dream is yours.
51:55 Own your dreams so they can come true.
51:59 Say it loud and proud.
52:01 What do you wanna be when you grow up?
52:03 Little Nas X?
52:05 (audience laughing)
52:08 That nigga stood up in front of the whole class.
52:12 I wanna be the gayest nigga that ever lived.
52:14 I wanna do a music video and slide down a stripper pole
52:18 all the way to the depths of hell
52:20 and suck the devil's dick at 10 o'clock on BET
52:23 while all the kids are awake and can see me.
52:26 Shockingly, that was the only dream that worked out.
52:32 (audience laughing)
52:36 (audience applauding)
52:39 That's why I'm here tonight
52:46 in the city where I built the dreams that I live
52:51 because I wanted to tell you all that they came true
52:54 and I wanted to thank you all
52:56 for making the man that I am today.
52:59 (audience applauding)
53:04 Yes, I am living a very powerful dream.
53:07 Every time I come to this city and I stand in front of you,
53:12 I realize that my God, man, this is not my dream at all.
53:16 It's yours and I am honored to be in it.
53:20 Thank you very much, Washington, DC.
53:23 I'll see you next time.
53:25 (audience applauding)
53:34 ♪ Yeah, you can tell everybody ♪
53:36 ♪ Yeah, you can tell everybody ♪
53:39 ♪ Go ahead and tell everybody ♪
53:42 ♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪
53:45 ♪ I believe every lie that I ever told ♪
53:48 ♪ Paid for every heart that I ever stole ♪
53:50 ♪ I played my cards and I didn't fold ♪
53:53 ♪ Well, it ain't that hard if you got soul ♪
53:56 ♪ This is my world ♪
53:59 ♪ Somewhere I heard that life is a test ♪
54:01 ♪ I've been through the worst but I still give my best ♪
54:04 ♪ God made my mold different from the rest ♪
54:07 ♪ Then he broke that mold so I know I'm blessed ♪
54:10 ♪ This is my world ♪
54:13 ♪ Stand up now and face the sun ♪
54:15 ♪ Or have my tail or turn and run ♪
54:18 ♪ It's time to do what must be done ♪
54:21 ♪ And be a king when kingdom come ♪
54:24 ♪ Well, you can tell everybody ♪
54:27 ♪ Yeah, you can tell everybody ♪
54:29 ♪ Go ahead and tell everybody ♪
54:32 ♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪
54:35 ♪ Well, you can tell everybody ♪
54:38 ♪ Yeah, you can tell everybody ♪
54:40 ♪ Go ahead and tell everybody ♪
54:43 ♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪
54:46 ♪ Yes, I am, yes, I am, yes, I am ♪
54:49 ♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪
54:52 ♪ I got all the answers to your questions ♪
54:54 ♪ I'll be the teacher, you could be the lesson ♪
54:57 ♪ I'll be the preacher, you could be the confession ♪
55:00 ♪ I'll be the quick relief to all your stressing ♪
55:03 ♪ This is my world ♪
55:06 ♪ It's a thin line between love and hate ♪
55:08 ♪ Is you really real, is you really fake ♪
55:11 ♪ I'm a soldier standing on my feet ♪
55:14 ♪ No surrender and I won't retreat ♪
55:17 ♪ This is my world ♪
55:19 ♪ Stand up now and face the sun ♪
55:22 ♪ Or have my tail or turn and run ♪
55:25 ♪ It's time to do what must be done ♪
55:28 ♪ And be a king when kingdom come ♪
55:33 ♪ Yeah, you can tell everybody ♪
55:36 ♪ Yeah, you can tell everybody ♪
55:39 ♪ Go ahead and tell everybody ♪
55:42 ♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪
55:45 ♪ Well, you can tell everybody ♪
55:47 ♪ Yeah, you can tell everybody ♪
55:50 ♪ Go ahead and tell everybody ♪
55:53 I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.
55:55 Well, you can tell everybody.
55:58 Yeah, you can tell everybody.
56:01 Go ahead and tell everybody, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm man.
56:07 Well, you can tell everybody.
56:09 Yeah, you can tell everybody.
56:12 Go ahead and tell everybody.
56:15 I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.
56:18 Yes, I am.
56:19 Yes, I am.
56:19 Yes, I am.
56:21 I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.
56:23 This is protected by the red, the black, and the green
56:40 at the crossroad with a key.
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56:46 (gentle music)
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