Daniël Arends - Live in Toomler | movie | 2007 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

A stand-up comedy set by the Dutch comedian Daniël Arends, recorded live in Toomler in January 2007. | dG1fTUFpWF9VZlhGQlE

Transcript

00:00 A monkey and a monkey walk across the street, the monkey says to the monkey...

00:04 Or no, sorry, the monkey says to the monkey...

00:08 Or no...

00:10 Well, it doesn't matter, this is exciting, it doesn't matter at all who said what.

00:15 In the end they start fighting and the monkey wins the banana.

00:20 Sorry, sorry, we have to sing a song because the atmosphere has to stay good, people.

00:25 I'm going to sing a song with you and it's called 'The Echo Song'.

00:30 And you have to echo me from the bottom of your heart, otherwise you'll get AIDS.

00:34 There it goes.

00:36 I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me.

00:44 And if we go some place to dance I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me.

00:52 And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two.

01:00 And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'Heil Hitler'.

01:16 And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'Heil Hitler'.

01:24 I have all the time, right?

01:27 And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'Heil Hitler'.