• 11 months ago
Ted TV (prequel) - trailerDistributor: Peacock

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00:00 Hi everyone, Seth MacFarlane here, and I am thrilled to share the trailer for our new
00:04 Peacock original series, Ted, telling the story of Ted and John's early days.
00:10 Let's take a look.
00:11 Hey Johnny, how bad is school gonna suck?
00:16 You're not gonna like it.
00:18 How bad?
00:19 Well it's like getting your nuts smashed together so hard they become just one nut.
00:22 Holy s***.
00:24 You should be going to school every day with John.
00:27 No thanks.
00:28 You might have fun.
00:29 No, I would not have fun.
00:30 I guard the house when you guys are out.
00:34 What happened to the TV?
00:35 It was an accident.
00:36 You're going to school and you're gonna grow a f***ing brain.
00:39 Oh come on!
00:40 Hey dork, you bringing your dolls to school?
00:46 It's the 90s, times are changing.
00:49 Sexual education.
00:51 Let's start with masturbation.
00:52 If you're gonna assign homework, Johnny already did it this morning.
00:55 You shut the f*** up dude.
00:57 I haven't smoked, I haven't had sex, I haven't had a girlfriend.
01:00 I'm a loser.
01:01 You and me have been best friends like our whole lives.
01:04 We're about to get high for the first time.
01:06 Can we have drugs please?
01:08 Let's do this right.
01:10 Aw man.
01:13 Can you guys believe we're like having an experience, an experience in reality?
01:23 Is there a f***ing gas leak or something?
01:25 Nice costume f***face.
01:27 It's possible that the two of you might not be totals for us.
01:33 Take a long look, this is what life is.
01:37 F*** Teddy, I'm the last virgin in school.
01:39 We can fix this, we gotta find a buyer.
01:42 Fresh penis, get your fresh penis here.
01:44 Teddy, Jesus Christ.
01:45 Still has that new penis smell.
01:47 Shut up.

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