Don’t be mad he’s leaving, be mad he stayed so long.
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 Have you noticed that when you take a picture,
00:04 you don't look nearly as good as you do
00:06 when you look in the mirror?
00:07 Because the mirror is how you see yourself,
00:09 and the photo is how you're seeing them.
00:12 Fuck, that's deep.
00:13 Whether I'm right or whether--
00:17 Antibiotics.
00:18 Antibiotics.
00:18 And that gives men breasts.
00:20 Lowry could grow breasts.
00:21 I said, thought of Lowry with breasts.
00:23 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:25 Pretty, pretty, pretty cute.
00:29 I gotta be me.
00:33 That's what happens when people have sex.
00:35 They say, I love you.
00:37 You're very special.
00:38 People talk like that?
00:39 Yeah.
00:40 Men do that?
00:42 You're small, you're petty, you're jealous.
00:44 You're a walking fucking virus, Lowry.
00:47 I gotta be free.
00:50 Very sorry to hear about your father.
00:53 Father and mother, thank you.
00:54 Well, that's, you know, a little better.
00:56 Your dad's still alive?
00:57 Yeah.
00:58 Where'd he go?
00:58 I've gotta be me.
01:00 I think this is the happiest I've ever been in my life.
01:02 I don't even know who I'm looking at right now.
01:03 How is something good happening to me?
01:05 How did you decide on the last name anyway?
01:10 I assume it's your semen, right?
01:11 What did you just say?
01:12 I have to accept the fact that you're
01:14 wired like a fucking lunatic.
01:16 I didn't know you had alopecia.
01:17 You're a cheater.
01:18 You're a cheater.
01:19 You always have to be the center of attention.
01:22 There's an authenticity involved in caring about oneself.
01:25 Get the fuck out of my house.
01:27 Wait, let me say goodbye to your stupid fucking dog.
01:28 Don't go near that dog.
01:29 Hey, hey, hey, don't you touch that dog.
01:30 Do not touch the dog.
01:31 Ever!
01:32 [MUSIC - "I GOTTA BE ME"]
01:33 (SINGING) Daring to try and just do it or die.
01:35 I'm going to be honest, I'm disappointed.
01:37 I was expecting more from a childhood hero.
01:39 I really did the best under the circumstances
01:41 of a person who hates people and yet had to be amongst them.
01:44 (SINGING) I gotta be me.
01:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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01:57 [BLANK_AUDIO]