Convoy-HD (1978)
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00:03:53 >> Son of a bitch.
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00:03:58 >> God damn it.
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00:04:10 >> Son of a bitch.
00:04:12 [ Laughter ]
00:04:13 >> Long book please.
00:04:15 >> Pardon me, you got the wrong vehicle.
00:04:17 That gal in the XKE passed me doing about 80,
00:04:19 then she slowed down to 40 to comb her hair.
00:04:22 Wouldn't let me past her.
00:04:24 >> I'm citing you for 11 miles over the speed limit in reckless driving.
00:04:28 >> Hell, that's a $100 fine.
00:04:31 >> Sure is.
00:04:33 >> Well, hell, it was worth it.
00:04:35 >> What was worth it?
00:04:37 >> That gal in the XKE doesn't have any pants on, man.
00:04:39 I took a look down and bingo, there it was.
00:04:41 [ Background Sounds ]
00:04:46 >> There what was?
00:04:48 >> Didn't you hear me?
00:04:50 She doesn't have any pants on.
00:04:52 Look at her.
00:04:54 She's just waiting there.
00:04:56 [ Background Sounds ]
00:04:59 >> No panties or anything?
00:05:01 >> Nothing.
00:05:04 [ Background Sounds ]
00:05:13 >> Okay, I'm going to let you off with a stern warning.
00:05:16 You watch yourself, you hear?
00:05:18 >> Yes, sir.
00:05:21 [ Siren ]
00:05:40 >> Breaker 1-9 with a smokey report.
00:05:43 We got a bear running east on I-4-0.
00:05:45 His 20's about a mile marker, 243.
00:05:48 Anybody out there copy, over?
00:05:50 >> 10-4, good buddy.
00:05:51 I surely thank you.
00:05:53 What's your 20 there, guy?
00:05:55 >> We're eastbound about the same spot where you at, over.
00:06:00 >> About a mile over the shoulder?
00:06:02 Huh?
00:06:04 >> Oh, yeah, I got an eyeball on you.
00:06:07 Same partner, that's a pretty fancy rig you're driving, ain't it?
00:06:11 Over.
00:06:13 >> That's a big 10-4, good buddy.
00:06:15 You got spider bite at your back door.
00:06:17 My hand is a love machine.
00:06:19 You know why they call me love machine?
00:06:21 Quadraphonic sound, color TV.
00:06:24 I got a big bar sitting right behind me.
00:06:27 Now, get this, a warm, water, water bed.
00:06:31 Ha, ha, ha.
00:06:33 All the preacher compliments, friend.
00:06:35 >> Hey, love machine, you ain't hollering go-go girls, are you?
00:06:39 >> Yeah, dude, that's just what he's hollering.
00:06:42 And they're closing up my sinuses, too.
00:06:44 >> I hope you got the wherefore to back up there, Cattle Lute.
00:06:48 >> How 'bout it?
00:06:49 >> Now, just simmer down, boy, back around down.
00:06:51 Ducks recognize who this is?
00:06:53 Come back.
00:06:55 >> Negatory, who this is?
00:06:57 >> This is the Duck, you old bandit.
00:06:59 >> Ahh!
00:07:01 Goddamn spider might get in trouble.
00:07:03 Duck from Albuquerque.
00:07:05 Now, we gotta step past the front door on this cotton-peaking business.
00:07:08 >> Hey, look here, Duck.
00:07:10 I heard more stories about you than Jesse James.
00:07:12 >> Hello, Mike.
00:07:14 I guess you know you're running with a real desperado this time.
00:07:17 >> There ain't nobody more dedicated to the single-minded pursuit of cheap thrills
00:07:20 than that old love machine, but he does move it over.
00:07:22 >> Ahh!
00:07:24 >> Hey, Duck, what do you say we change his handle from "love machine" to "pigpen" this trip?
00:07:28 Come back.
00:07:30 >> Yeah, sonny boy, it took me a lot of hard money to get that in.
00:07:33 >> Hey, man, I don't care how long it took you, pigpen.
00:07:35 All I know is that the pain is peeling off my cab and my fan don't work,
00:07:39 so I'm gonna have to take the rocking chair.
00:07:41 >> Yeah, yeah? Okay.
00:07:43 Come on, charge in because I'm not moving out.
00:07:46 >> I'm buying.
00:07:47 >> Breaker 19, Breaker 19.
00:07:49 This is the Cottonmouth to the rubber duck.
00:07:51 >> Roger, Cottonmouth.
00:07:53 I got a copy on you.
00:07:55 I'm a 343 needing a bear report.
00:07:57 Come on.
00:07:59 >> Ain't a bear in sight.
00:08:01 She's all clean and green.
00:08:03 Bring it on up.
00:08:05 >> Well, front door Cottonmouth, it looks like you got me and two others in your rocking chair here.
00:08:07 Come on.
00:08:09 >> I'm 10-4.
00:08:11 That's definitely my pleasure.
00:08:13 >> Breaker, Breaker, the smell is getting intense back here.
00:08:15 Who is this? Come on back.
00:08:16 >> This is the handsome love machine over here,
00:08:18 riding the fastest Mack machine he's slammed in the eyeball.
00:08:21 >> That's all well and good, but from what I hear, Bulldog's his pussy.
00:08:25 >> What?
00:08:27 Is he talking to me with that pussy, pussy thing?
00:08:30 Hey, I'm gonna grab that alligator head of yours.
00:08:34 Because here Big Mack can take anything, any TMC on the road,
00:08:37 we're gonna bite the ass out of that raggedy trailer.
00:08:39 >> Well, you ain't about to get me behind you, pigpen.
00:08:43 [ Engine Revving ]
00:08:51 [ Clicking ]
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00:09:03 [ Engine Revving ]
00:09:09 [ Engine Revving ]
00:09:18 [ Engine Revving ]
00:09:26 >> Back 'em down, back 'em down.
00:09:28 We got a bear and a plain brown wrapper.
00:09:30 [ Engine Revving ]
00:09:34 >> Son of a bitch.
00:09:37 [ Engine Revving ]
00:09:42 >> Son of a bitch.
00:09:44 >> God damn it.
00:09:48 >> Nice day.
00:09:56 Screwing it down a bit, weren't you boys?
00:09:58 >> Jesus Christ.
00:10:00 >> Hello, RD.
00:10:02 Boys, this is the Papa Bear.
00:10:06 Been a long time.
00:10:07 >> It's been six years.
00:10:09 >> Yep.
00:10:11 Six years.
00:10:13 >> I should have known that'd be you on the other end of that two-way.
00:10:17 >> What two-way?
00:10:19 >> The CB cottonmouth.
00:10:21 >> Couldn't have been me.
00:10:23 I ain't got no CB.
00:10:25 Besides, I don't believe in police entrapment.
00:10:27 Come on.
00:10:29 >> Cottonmouth ain't a snake.
00:10:31 You son of a bitch.
00:10:33 Beach belly whale, you.
00:10:36 [ Bird Squawking ]
00:10:38 >> Now, I could write you up for doing 75.
00:10:42 [ Chuckles ]
00:10:44 But just for the sake of agreement, in old times,
00:10:49 let's just say you were doing 70,
00:10:53 which could come to about--
00:10:56 >> About 35.
00:10:58 Plus the insurance goes up another 100.
00:11:02 >> Might be just a bit more than that.
00:11:04 >> For Christ's sake, Lyle, come on.
00:11:06 >> Now, if you boys want to take your chances in court,
00:11:09 hell, I got me a real nice jail.
00:11:12 I'll impound your rigs all safe and sound,
00:11:15 and they'll just sit there.
00:11:17 >> How much is it, Lyle?
00:11:19 >> 50 each.
00:11:21 >> You rummy bastard.
00:11:23 >> 60.
00:11:25 >> Hey, take it easy.
00:11:27 This ain't an auction, man.
00:11:30 >> Who gives a shit? I make more than him anyway.
00:11:32 >> Well, it wipes me out. I can't even eat.
00:11:34 >> I'm doing my job,
00:11:36 keeping my part of the highway safe.
00:11:38 >> Yeah, well, you keep it safe in a ditch somewhere feeding flies.
00:11:41 >> 70. >> My ass.
00:11:43 >> Hey, cool it.
00:11:45 I can't call them any more of them riggers, y'all,
00:11:48 so let's get out of here before we take something else.
00:11:51 Easy come, easy go.
00:11:53 Hey, Lyle, you're gonna be one of us pretty soon, you know.
00:11:57 >> How's that?
00:11:59 >> Ain't you heard?
00:12:00 The Teamsters are gonna be organizing the cops.
00:12:02 >> Not this one.
00:12:04 I don't want no part of your damn union.
00:12:06 >> It ain't my damn union, Lyle.
00:12:09 I'm independent, remember?
00:12:11 >> At least we got one thing in common.
00:12:14 >> Two.
00:12:16 There ain't many of us left.
00:12:18 [horn honking]
00:12:27 >> That's some fun love and bay you got there.
00:12:29 Where the hell you meet this guy?
00:12:31 >> We go all the way back.
00:12:33 Lyle gave me my first ticket,
00:12:35 and Fully intends to be right in my last.
00:12:37 >> One kick into Huevos Rancheros
00:12:39 and I'd have turned him into an omelet.
00:12:41 [laughing]
00:12:43 >> Hey, do y'all think you can stay out of trouble long enough
00:12:46 to get something to eat?
00:12:48 >> Yeah, yeah, let's go and eat.
00:12:50 I don't feel like driving right now.
00:12:52 You ain't have to buy me lunch, skate man.
00:12:54 >> Break a one-nine to Raphael's Glide Inn.
00:12:56 This here is a duck.
00:12:57 >> Raphael's Glide Inn.
00:13:01 >> Howdy, honey.
00:13:03 >> Why is all this stuff on the table?
00:13:05 You having a garage sale or something?
00:13:07 >> I'm just trying to get it all into one bag
00:13:09 as I plan to be traveling light.
00:13:11 >> Ah, she selling this stuff?
00:13:13 >> No, honey, she's a bird of plumage.
00:13:15 She's giving away her feathers.
00:13:17 >> Oh, really?
00:13:19 >> Tell Violet I'm coming in.
00:13:21 >> Ten-four.
00:13:23 >> Three dollars and a side.
00:13:25 >> Hey, Violet.
00:13:26 The duck is on his way.
00:13:28 >> Woo, my birthday boy is coming.
00:13:31 >> There's a ride for you.
00:13:33 >> My cab doesn't show up.
00:13:35 I'll sure think about it.
00:13:37 >> Two thousand.
00:13:39 I'm sorry it couldn't be more.
00:13:41 >> I wouldn't.
00:13:43 He's in a lot of trouble.
00:13:45 >> But that thing out there needs a total rewire.
00:13:47 >> Here, you should have this.
00:13:49 It'll be great with your hair.
00:13:51 >> I got it in my forearm parts.
00:13:54 It'll be beautiful.
00:13:55 >> Oh, sure you are.
00:13:57 >> Hey, look, it goes with the shoes again.
00:13:59 >> You want to see my ID, my driver's license?
00:14:01 >> Hello, baby.
00:14:03 >> Hmm?
00:14:05 >> Okay, we're down to this.
00:14:07 Who wants it?
00:14:09 >> I'll take it.
00:14:11 >> How much?
00:14:13 >> Five dollars.
00:14:15 >> Ten.
00:14:17 >> Twelve.
00:14:19 >> Fifteen.
00:14:21 >> Are you kidding?
00:14:24 [car beeping]
00:14:25 >> Hey, Doc.
00:14:32 >> How's it, Jack?
00:14:35 >> Fine.
00:14:37 >> Fill her up, will you?
00:14:38 >> I heard that.
00:14:40 >> This won't fit you.
00:14:49 >> You know, that red thing you wanted,
00:14:52 and this will.
00:14:53 >> No, man, this will swallow you up.
00:14:55 >> Well, there's a star here.
00:14:57 You can't wear this.
00:14:59 >> All right, Doc.
00:15:01 >> You know, you got to have something to put in this.
00:15:03 >> Fill her up, come on.
00:15:05 >> Hi.
00:15:07 Can I help you?
00:15:09 Look here.
00:15:11 Mm, mm, sugar.
00:15:13 >> Did you miss me?
00:15:15 >> I sure did.
00:15:17 >> Oh, shh.
00:15:19 Take it someplace else, you know.
00:15:21 >> You're a black widow.
00:15:22 >> Oh, I'm still a widow, honey, but I cannot complain.
00:15:24 >> What's going on here?
00:15:26 >> Oh, Melissa, this is the doc.
00:15:28 She needs a ride.
00:15:30 >> What happened to the XKE?
00:15:32 >> I sold it.
00:15:34 How do you two know each other?
00:15:36 >> This is the guy I told you about?
00:15:38 The one that told the cop that I was nude driving?
00:15:40 >> No, I shouldn't have.
00:15:42 >> He get you?
00:15:44 >> Well, after his proposition, I sent him to the motel of his choice,
00:15:46 where I think he's probably still waiting for me.
00:15:49 [laughing]
00:15:50 >> You ever ride in a truck?
00:15:54 >> No.
00:15:56 >> Do you want to?
00:15:59 >> Maybe.
00:16:02 Come on, honey, I got a little birthday surprise for you.
00:16:08 >> I bet you do.
00:16:10 Don't you leave without me.
00:16:12 >> You ain't mad at me, are you?
00:16:14 >> Me, mad at you?
00:16:16 >> Watch how I handle this.
00:16:18 Come on.
00:16:19 >> That's my ride?
00:16:21 >> That's it, honey.
00:16:23 >> Come on, baby, don't be like that.
00:16:25 >> Skip it.
00:16:27 >> You know my heart belongs to you, Violet.
00:16:29 >> Oh, yeah, sure, for about one hot second.
00:16:31 >> Hey, well, it's not my fault, is it now?
00:16:33 When are you going to get rid of that sorry old man of yours?
00:16:35 >> He's not so sorry.
00:16:37 He's just had a little hard luck, that's all.
00:16:39 >> Yeah, and I'm looking at the very worst part of it, ain't I?
00:16:43 [laughing]
00:16:46 [engine starting]
00:16:47 >> My handles love machines.
00:16:49 >> No, uh-uh.
00:16:51 Miss, his name is Pigpen.
00:16:53 >> That's temporary.
00:16:55 >> Now, you just wait right there.
00:17:03 I'll let you know when you can come in.
00:17:05 >> I hear you're looking for a ride, a nice lady like you.
00:17:08 >> She already has one, with the dachshund.
00:17:11 >> Thank you anyway.
00:17:14 >> I'll take you back to the truck then, anyway.
00:17:16 >> Oh, Pigpen, uh, excuse me, love machine.
00:17:19 Just, it's his birthday, honey.
00:17:21 Give him a break.
00:17:23 Come on, let's go have that salad.
00:17:25 >> Thank you.
00:17:27 >> I think she likes me.
00:17:29 >> Yeah, it's obvious, man, it's obvious.
00:17:31 [laughing]
00:17:33 >> Okay, it's ready.
00:17:37 You can come in now.
00:17:40 [door closing]
00:17:41 >> Help me unwrap the present.
00:17:56 Help me unwrap the present.
00:17:57 >> What am I supposed to do?
00:18:13 [sighing]
00:18:14 >> Hey, Pigpen, look outside, man.
00:18:28 What do you think that fat slob is up to?
00:18:32 >> Checking plates, I imagine.
00:18:34 Ooh, come here, watch what I do here.
00:18:36 Hey, Mike, come here, let's do something fun.
00:18:38 >> Man, I'm always game for some fun.
00:18:41 >> What is he doing?
00:18:42 >> Um, they're gonna mess with the cop.
00:18:44 >> How'd you know it was my birthday, anyway?
00:18:46 >> I know a lot of things about you.
00:18:49 >> You do, huh?
00:18:52 >> Mm-hmm.
00:18:54 >> Can you hear me?
00:18:56 Anybody over?
00:18:58 >> Yeah, I hear you.
00:19:00 >> There's a cop cruising the lot, checking plates.
00:19:02 You know who that damn bear is?
00:19:04 >> That's Dirty Lion.
00:19:06 >> Ain't he a heavy mother, though?
00:19:08 >> Hey, man, Boulder Belly isn't heavy.
00:19:10 Boulder Belly is fat.
00:19:11 There's a big difference.
00:19:13 >> Watch when he gets out of the car
00:19:15 and he starts bouncing around.
00:19:17 He looks like a beach ball a little bit.
00:19:19 >> Dirty face.
00:19:21 >> He bounces like a quasi-beaver.
00:19:23 >> Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:25 >> I'll be damned, you know, I should have known.
00:19:27 That's probably why he stooped so low to get cash.
00:19:29 He's saving for one of those sex operations.
00:19:31 [cash register dinging]
00:19:33 [cash register dinging]
00:19:35 >> Hey, hey, here it comes, guys.
00:19:37 >> Glenn, you got a minute?
00:19:39 >> Glad to help.
00:19:40 Very nice talking to you, good buddy.
00:19:42 >> My pleasure.
00:19:44 >> Over and out.
00:19:46 [car engine starting]
00:19:48 [car horn honking]
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00:20:28 >> Hey, duck.
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00:20:32 Duck.
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00:21:02 [chatter]
00:21:05 and he's got pain written all over his face.
00:21:08 ♪ The clouds and storm will in time pass away ♪
00:21:12 ♪ And the sun again will shine bright again ♪
00:21:16 Pigpen. (Chuckles)
00:21:18 How much cash you got in your pocket?
00:21:23 I still got an ass, thank you.
00:21:28 Doc, I don't know what you're doing, man,
00:21:32 but you better get your ass in here.
00:21:33 Hey, baby, I'm sorry.
00:21:36 I gotta go.
00:21:38 ♪ And the man must be cloudy on the air ♪
00:21:42 ♪ Let us trust in our dreams ♪
00:21:44 Hey, boy.
00:21:46 How are you fixed?
00:21:48 Son of a bitch.
00:21:50 Sorry, man, but I don't have nothing.
00:21:53 You know that.
00:21:55 Well, in that case, then, young fella,
00:21:59 I'm just gonna have to arrest you.
00:22:01 Stand up and lean against that counter.
00:22:04 I said stand up!
00:22:07 You heard me, get up!
00:22:09 Hey, hey, hey, hey, thanks, friends.
00:22:12 Y'all sure know how to mess up a birthday party, man.
00:22:14 Well, it's late now, so let's just be getting out of here.
00:22:17 Go get your things, eh?
00:22:19 I'm so sorry about--
00:22:21 Hold it, hold it!
00:22:23 Come on, man, they ain't breaking no law.
00:22:26 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:28 Come on, man, they ain't breaking no law.
00:22:31 What's the matter?
00:22:33 Your boy here, he's gone crazy, man.
00:22:36 He's trying to bust me on some bullshit vacancy charge,
00:22:40 and I'm not going to no goddamn jail.
00:22:43 Oh?
00:22:44 My old lady's having a baby, man.
00:22:46 I gotta get home.
00:22:48 It's the truth, Lyle.
00:22:50 She's over nine months gone, man.
00:22:52 She's about to drop.
00:22:55 [sighs]
00:22:57 Anybody know who the father is?
00:23:05 [whispering]
00:23:07 Now get over there.
00:23:11 [thud]
00:23:12 [thud]
00:23:13 You fat bastard!
00:23:14 I don't want to take that from you!
00:23:16 Let me go, I don't want to take that!
00:23:18 You son of a--
00:23:20 [thud]
00:23:21 [thud]
00:23:23 Damn it.
00:23:24 Well, you blew Arizona.
00:23:29 [sighs]
00:23:30 Y'all better get to your trucks.
00:23:39 Yeah, you too.
00:23:41 Yeah.
00:23:42 All right, freeze!
00:23:47 We got real trouble now, man.
00:23:49 Stand aside.
00:23:51 I waited for you.
00:23:53 My car broke down.
00:23:55 Excuse me, please.
00:24:00 Get back!
00:24:01 Hey!
00:24:02 [grunts]
00:24:03 [gasps]
00:24:04 What?
00:24:05 Hey!
00:24:06 Oh!
00:24:07 Hey, wait!
00:24:09 [grunts]
00:24:10 [glass shatters]
00:24:12 [groans]
00:24:14 [grunts]
00:24:15 [groans]
00:24:16 [grunts]
00:24:18 Ryan!
00:24:19 [grunts]
00:24:20 [grunts]
00:24:21 [groans]
00:24:24 [grunts]
00:24:25 [glass shatters]
00:24:26 See that?
00:24:27 [glass shatters]
00:24:28 Put it on their bill.
00:24:29 [grunts]
00:24:30 [grunts]
00:24:31 [grunts]
00:24:32 [grunts]
00:24:33 [grunts]
00:24:34 [grunts]
00:24:35 [grunts]
00:24:36 [grunts]
00:24:37 Hey, you break or something?
00:24:39 [grunts]
00:24:41 [grunts]
00:24:44 [grunts]
00:24:47 [glass shatters]
00:24:48 [grunts]
00:24:49 [grunts]
00:24:50 [glass shatters]
00:24:51 [grunts]
00:24:52 [glass shatters]
00:24:53 I just redecorated last month.
00:24:56 [indistinct chatter]
00:24:58 [indistinct chatter]
00:24:59 [grunts]
00:25:00 [indistinct chatter]
00:25:01 Get him, Doc!
00:25:02 Get him, Doc!
00:25:03 [grunts]
00:25:04 Get him, Doc!
00:25:05 Get him, Doc!
00:25:06 Get him, Doc!
00:25:07 [grunts]
00:25:08 [groans]
00:25:09 I don't have to work under these circumstances.
00:25:11 [glass shatters]
00:25:12 [indistinct chatter]
00:25:13 [glass shatters]
00:25:14 I own the place.
00:25:16 Get those kids out of here!
00:25:17 Come on!
00:25:18 Let's go!
00:25:19 Hey, Widow, you okay?
00:25:20 Yeah, I'm naked.
00:25:21 Get him, Pac.
00:25:22 God damn it, I'll get him when I'm ready, boy.
00:25:24 [yells]
00:25:25 [glass shatters]
00:25:26 You overgrown son of a bitch, I'll beat your ass!
00:25:29 Now, Pac Busty!
00:25:30 [grunts]
00:25:31 Damn you, get back!
00:25:32 [grunts]
00:25:33 [grunts]
00:25:38 Get him!
00:25:40 [grunts]
00:25:42 [grunts]
00:25:43 [yells]
00:25:46 [yells]
00:25:47 [glass shatters]
00:25:48 [glass shatters]
00:25:49 [glass shatters]
00:25:50 [grunts]
00:25:51 [grunts]
00:25:52 Okay, Pac.
00:25:54 [yells]
00:25:56 [yells]
00:25:58 [grunts]
00:25:59 [indistinct chatter]
00:26:00 [yells]
00:26:01 [grunts]
00:26:03 [grunts]
00:26:04 [grunts]
00:26:05 [indistinct chatter]
00:26:06 [grunts]
00:26:07 [grunts]
00:26:08 [grunts]
00:26:09 [grunts]
00:26:10 [grunts]
00:26:11 [grunts]
00:26:12 [yells]
00:26:13 [yells]
00:26:14 [yells]
00:26:15 [yells]
00:26:16 I'll eat your ear, Doc, you big son of a bitch!
00:26:19 [yells]
00:26:23 [grunts]
00:26:24 [glass shatters]
00:26:25 [glass shatters]
00:26:26 [glass shatters]
00:26:27 [grunts]
00:26:29 [sniffs]
00:26:31 [grunts]
00:26:33 [grunts]
00:26:35 [grunts]
00:26:36 [sighs]
00:26:38 Come on.
00:26:40 That ain't no cop.
00:26:41 That's a mule wearing a uniform.
00:26:43 Hell of a fight, Doc.
00:26:45 Thanks.
00:26:46 [sighs]
00:26:47 Give me a hand here.
00:26:53 Come on, Pac.
00:26:54 Don't waste no time.
00:26:55 [pants]
00:26:58 Come on, let's hit it.
00:27:04 Let's go!
00:27:06 Coming!
00:27:07 [grunts]
00:27:08 [grunts]
00:27:09 Kick the sucker in!
00:27:10 [grunts]
00:27:11 Get it!
00:27:12 You want a pig pen?
00:27:13 Hey, Bobby.
00:27:14 [grunts]
00:27:15 You'd do better yanking the wires than that thing.
00:27:17 All right, let's yank out that coil wire.
00:27:23 Open up that thing.
00:27:24 Get it.
00:27:25 Pull that suckers out.
00:27:26 Get them plug wires.
00:27:27 Give me that.
00:27:28 Come on.
00:27:29 Tear 'em out.
00:27:30 Ain't going nowhere in this one.
00:27:31 Come on, man.
00:27:32 Knock that son of a bitch distributor out of there.
00:27:34 Get the plug wires.
00:27:35 Get the whole damn vessel.
00:27:36 Let's take it all with us.
00:27:37 I got one.
00:27:38 Let's go.
00:27:39 Let's get it all.
00:27:40 Let's go.
00:27:42 Where you going?
00:27:43 State line.
00:27:45 Yeah, why the hell not?
00:27:48 You coming with them?
00:27:50 Let's go.
00:27:51 They can't touch us there.
00:27:52 Let's go!
00:27:53 Yahoo!
00:27:54 Let's go!
00:27:55 Get the hell out of here.
00:27:56 Let's go.
00:27:57 Move 'em out.
00:27:58 Get out of here.
00:28:06 Get out of here.
00:28:07 Happy birthday.
00:28:29 Happy birthday.
00:28:30 Take care.
00:28:36 Okay.
00:28:38 [car engine starts]
00:28:41 [car engine starts]
00:28:43 [car horn honks]
00:29:01 [car horn honks]
00:29:29 You're standing there like a bunch of dummies
00:29:31 till you get by with a gun.
00:29:32 I'll get you out on the road.
00:29:34 Here it is.
00:29:35 Here it is.
00:29:36 Well, bring it over here.
00:29:38 Jesus Christ.
00:29:41 Well, where the hell have you been?
00:29:43 Come on, help me get the hell out of here.
00:29:45 See if you can get a hax or anything.
00:29:47 You son of a...
00:29:49 I got it.
00:29:50 A nail file.
00:29:51 Oh, a nail file.
00:29:54 Well, you know what you can do with your nail file.
00:29:57 [gun cocks]
00:29:58 Wait, wait.
00:30:02 Wait.
00:30:05 Jesus.
00:30:06 I'll talk to you later.
00:30:30 Okay.
00:30:32 [car door opens]
00:30:33 Hey, come on.
00:30:35 Get out of here, you...
00:30:36 Oh, hey.
00:30:37 Oh, I gotta go.
00:30:40 [car door closes]
00:30:41 Any one of you jerks got a car?
00:30:44 You got any keys?
00:30:45 Don't just stand there.
00:30:46 Come on, will ya?
00:30:47 Hey!
00:30:49 What's that?
00:30:50 Hey!
00:30:51 Hey, hold it, will ya?
00:30:52 Hey!
00:30:53 Hey, I need the car.
00:30:54 Jesus.
00:30:55 I'm coming to your car.
00:30:58 Hey, I'm sorry.
00:30:59 I'm sorry.
00:31:00 What are you doing?
00:31:01 Nothing, officer.
00:31:02 What do you mean, nothing?
00:31:03 What's that you got in your mouth?
00:31:05 What are you kids chewing on?
00:31:07 Get the hell out of here!
00:31:09 Get the hell out of here!
00:31:10 Get out of here!
00:31:12 Go on, get out of there!
00:31:14 Get the hell out of here!
00:31:16 I'll be back after your ass!
00:31:19 Huh.
00:31:28 [car engine starts]
00:31:30 Break up, break up.
00:31:36 How's that nose of yours, Doc?
00:31:38 You sure it wasn't pushing that cop around?
00:31:40 Yeah, I got off kind of a slow start there.
00:31:44 I don't think it's broke, though.
00:31:45 Hey, Doc, we was just getting wound up, weren't we?
00:31:48 Yeah, we were just fixing to bother him to death
00:31:51 till the widow-wong kicked his lights out.
00:31:53 You better move your ass.
00:31:57 How we travel now, Doc?
00:31:58 We're gonna get a certain amount of attention real soon.
00:32:01 Hey, you remember that old road we used to use
00:32:03 when we was working with Sharky?
00:32:05 Well, there's just about room enough on it for us, man.
00:32:08 I think he'll give us a clean shot to the state line.
00:32:11 You got the white rat here,
00:32:12 I think old Pat can handle that all right, Doc.
00:32:14 Ten-four.
00:32:15 You got the lizard tongue here.
00:32:17 What do we got with us?
00:32:18 Come on back.
00:32:19 Old Iguana here.
00:32:21 I'm a lecherous old lizard with love on my mind.
00:32:25 [ Horn Honking ]
00:32:27 You're supposed to catch a plane to Dallas.
00:32:33 To do what?
00:32:35 Photograph a wedding.
00:32:37 Well, you're not gonna be catching no plane for a while.
00:32:45 Hey! Come on, get out of there, will ya?
00:32:51 Come on! Hey! Where's your turning signal?
00:32:54 Where's your turn-- Get the hell out of the way, you dumb--
00:32:58 Give me something to wipe this shit off my face, will ya?
00:33:06 Want some coffee?
00:33:16 Fuck.
00:33:18 [ Horn Honking ]
00:33:20 Good, because if he ain't got any, I forgot it.
00:33:25 Okay, we're coming up on a hard left here.
00:33:39 We'll be going up to a four-way intersection.
00:33:41 Okay.
00:33:43 [ Horn Honking ]
00:33:46 [ Engine Revving ]
00:33:48 [ Tires Screeching ]
00:33:53 [ Engine Revving ]
00:34:00 [ Tires Screeching ]
00:34:02 [ Engine Revving ]
00:34:14 Let's get her out of there.
00:34:16 You all right, baby? Got your key off?
00:34:21 I don't know, man.
00:34:23 Jeez.
00:34:26 Is she all right?
00:34:30 Just get my stuff, please.
00:34:34 You okay, miss? Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks.
00:34:37 Goddamn piece of white junk!
00:34:39 I knew I should have bought myself a black truck.
00:34:42 Well, come on, let's haul ass.
00:34:44 You all just got yourself a passenger.
00:34:46 Hey, winter, you all right?
00:34:55 Yeah, I'm fine. I got a bruised butt and a black eye, but I'm okay.
00:35:00 [ Horn Honking ]
00:35:02 Oh, holy junk!
00:35:10 [ Tires Screeching ]
00:35:12 That's one. That's one.
00:35:18 Ha-ha! That's one.
00:35:21 It's that crazy cop from the tow ship.
00:35:23 [ Tires Screeching ]
00:35:25 [ Engine Revving ]
00:35:27 Hey, get one of those T-shirts, will you?
00:35:54 [ Groaning ]
00:35:56 Watch it!
00:36:01 [ Screaming ]
00:36:03 [ Screaming ]
00:36:07 [ Laughing ]
00:36:21 [ Groaning ]
00:36:23 Holy Christ, I swear, that was Lyle Wallace.
00:36:26 Lyle? Lyle?
00:36:30 Uh, rubber duck here, is that you back here, Lyle?
00:36:34 Got your ears on good, buddy?
00:36:36 [ Coughing ]
00:36:38 I hear you.
00:36:40 Are you okay? You need a meat wagon or something?
00:36:48 You'll need something else, you son of a bitch, once I get my hands on you.
00:36:52 Hey, until you get a little better control over that machinery,
00:36:55 I'd suggest you lay off them acrobatics.
00:36:58 Yeah, well, listen. I'm gonna have to stay policing on this.
00:37:02 And when we do, we're gonna lunch on your ass, you son of a bitch.
00:37:07 Hey, I'm sorry, Lyle. You're coming in real broken and garbled.
00:37:11 Uh, besides that, you gotta catch us first, right?
00:37:16 Ten years.
00:37:18 I figure in ten years, with a little time off of good behavior.
00:37:23 This is Lyle Wallace,
00:37:25 Natosha County Sheriff's Office.
00:37:28 Need assistance.
00:37:30 I'm down by the old farmhouse on 109.
00:37:34 Amen.
00:37:36 Well, I think I've had about enough of this, thank you very much.
00:37:40 I think I'll just take my things and get out.
00:37:44 If you want to just pull over, I'm sure I can hitch a ride very easily.
00:37:49 Okay, I'm ready.
00:37:54 Weren't you listening to me? I said I'm ready to get out.
00:37:59 You want out?
00:38:02 We're being chased. If you want out, jump.
00:38:07 Do you want to add the "man act" to your collection?
00:38:14 "Man acts" for 18-year-olds, not someone who's seen the best side of 30.
00:38:20 (siren blaring)
00:38:22 My name is Bob Bookman, sir, and I hate truckers.
00:38:49 (door opens)
00:38:51 Lyle Wallace, Sheriff's Office, Natosha County.
00:38:56 Now get your hands off me.
00:39:03 It's around here somewhere. It's an old back way into New Mexico.
00:39:15 By God, here we are. Get ready for a hard turn.
00:39:20 (tires screeching)
00:39:22 (horn honking)
00:39:24 (tires screeching)
00:39:44 (tires screeching)
00:39:46 This ain't no damn road. It's a trail.
00:39:52 Hell, it ain't even that.
00:39:54 Would you do me a favor?
00:39:56 (coughing)
00:39:58 Would you roll up that window, man?
00:40:00 The window's broke.
00:40:02 Shit.
00:40:12 I get it. An invisible escape route.
00:40:14 They'll never catch us now.
00:40:16 Exactly.
00:40:18 Now, here's the plan.
00:40:20 When we get up to the pass, we'll put on our fish costumes,
00:40:24 and I'll hand out the Vaseline and an extra ration of rum for the men.
00:40:28 That should do it.
00:40:30 (speaking Spanish)
00:40:36 (speaking Spanish)
00:40:38 Take the dirt road off to your right.
00:40:41 (tires screeching)
00:40:43 God, look at all this dust.
00:40:54 Why don't you roll your window up tight?
00:40:56 Hey, this is the Duck to Big Fish.
00:41:01 Y'all still with us back there?
00:41:03 My waterbed is sloshing around somewhere it's gonna break.
00:41:06 It hasn't had this much action since I caught those twins in Carlsbad.
00:41:10 I'm just following your smell, Pigpen.
00:41:13 Watch your turn!
00:41:15 Oh, wait!
00:41:17 Why don't you watch what you're doing?
00:41:19 Shut up or you drive, you son of a bitch.
00:41:21 (laughing)
00:41:23 I told him to get on one side or the other.
00:41:25 Leave car. Get on one side of the road or the other.
00:41:29 (engine revving)
00:41:31 What's he stopped?
00:41:39 (groaning)
00:41:41 Oh, we can't wait now.
00:41:56 Watch it!
00:41:58 You're gonna turn this damn thing over!
00:42:00 Shut up!
00:42:02 There's no point in getting mad, okay?
00:42:04 I ain't mad. I'm scared to death.
00:42:06 I know!
00:42:08 (music playing)
00:42:10 (music playing)
00:42:12 (music playing)
00:42:14 (music playing)
00:42:16 (music playing)
00:42:19 (music playing)
00:42:21 (music playing)
00:42:23 (music playing)
00:42:25 (music playing)
00:42:27 (music playing)
00:42:29 (music playing)
00:42:31 (music playing)
00:42:33 (music playing)
00:42:35 (music playing)
00:42:37 (music playing)
00:42:39 (music playing)
00:42:41 (music playing)
00:42:43 (music playing)
00:42:45 I got him, Chief! I got him!
00:42:47 (music playing)
00:42:49 (explosion)
00:42:51 (screaming)
00:42:53 (music playing)
00:42:55 (music playing)
00:42:57 (music playing)
00:42:59 What happened to him?
00:43:01 I don't know. He's pulled off here for some reason or another.
00:43:03 (music playing)
00:43:05 (music playing)
00:43:07 Them cops, they ain't have to party today on their driving.
00:43:10 One just went over the side.
00:43:12 Well, there's some bad trouble, let me tell you, Doug.
00:43:15 They're falling all over the road over here.
00:43:17 [Music]
00:43:19 [Music]
00:43:21 [Music]
00:43:23 (orchestral music)
00:43:26 (orchestral music)
00:43:29 (orchestral music)
00:43:32 (orchestral music)
00:43:35 (orchestral music)
00:43:38 (orchestral music)
00:43:46 (orchestral music)
00:43:53 (orchestral music)
00:44:02 (orchestral music)
00:44:05 (orchestral music)
00:44:18 (orchestral music)
00:44:28 (orchestral music)
00:44:31 - Oh, oh, oh, feel good, I'll tell you that.
00:44:39 Oh.
00:44:39 (engine revving)
00:44:43 (siren blaring)
00:44:47 Breaker, this is Spider Mike at the back door.
00:44:51 Got us a smoky coming up fast.
00:44:53 I'm gonna see if I can't slow him down a taste.
00:44:56 (siren blaring)
00:44:59 Hey, I see him to your left, watch out.
00:45:03 - I'm off. - Atta boy.
00:45:04 (siren blaring)
00:45:07 (horn honking)
00:45:12 You lousy son of a.
00:45:24 - Well, Pigpen, I think he deserves a break today.
00:45:27 What do you say?
00:45:28 Why don't we just let him on through, don't you know?
00:45:32 - Hey, that's a big deadbolt.
00:45:33 (siren blaring)
00:45:36 - Ah, smart enough, huh?
00:45:41 - Hey, how 'bout we close this door?
00:45:43 I'm getting a draft.
00:45:44 (siren blaring)
00:45:45 - Don't worry.
00:45:46 (siren blaring)
00:45:47 Go back, go back.
00:45:49 (engine revving)
00:45:53 - Jesus Christ, looks like they're making a sandwich
00:45:55 out of the sheriff back there.
00:45:57 (engine revving)
00:45:59 - Oh, damn!
00:46:00 - On the hook.
00:46:01 - We can't, we're hooked up.
00:46:03 - You must have a bear trap, Pigpen,
00:46:05 'cause you sure have caught one.
00:46:07 (laughing)
00:46:09 - Whoa, get your arm right up.
00:46:11 These things got trying to jump.
00:46:13 (engine revving)
00:46:16 - Get me out of here.
00:46:17 - Get away from him.
00:46:19 - I think you boys been practicing.
00:46:23 (guns firing)
00:46:26 (screaming)
00:46:31 - Oh my God!
00:46:39 (siren blaring)
00:46:52 - Good work, Sheriff.
00:46:53 (laughing)
00:46:55 - No more smoking.
00:46:57 - This is Sheriff Lyle Wallace,
00:47:01 calling the Sheriff of Natchez.
00:47:05 Do you read me?
00:47:06 - Uh, this is Chief Stacy Love
00:47:08 of Howe Isle, Dulce, New Mexico.
00:47:10 I got a copy on you.
00:47:11 - I'm on Highway 109.
00:47:13 I'm on the trail of a convoy of runaway truckers.
00:47:17 And they're being led by a man called Rummer Duck.
00:47:21 I suspect that they'll be crossing
00:47:24 your state line pretty quick.
00:47:26 - Thank you, sir.
00:47:27 We'll give you any help we can.
00:47:29 - We'd appreciate it if you'd send a car and...
00:47:34 A new pair of pants.
00:47:44 - Attention all units.
00:47:50 Attention all units.
00:47:51 Attention all units.
00:47:52 This is Chief Stacy Love.
00:47:54 Come back, please.
00:47:56 (siren blaring)
00:47:59 (explosion)
00:48:05 - New Mexico, here we come.
00:48:08 I love you!
00:48:09 (kissing)
00:48:13 (horn honking)
00:48:15 - New Mexico?
00:48:16 I'm supposed to be in Texas.
00:48:18 (laughing)
00:48:20 - Hey, do that again.
00:48:21 That wasn't half bad.
00:48:23 - Woo!
00:48:24 New Mexico!
00:48:25 (horn honking)
00:48:30 (ominous music)
00:48:37 (dog barking)
00:48:44 (engine revving)
00:48:47 - Breaker, breaker.
00:48:56 This is Love Machine.
00:48:57 Looking at them rigs up on the hill.
00:49:00 - 10-Roger, we got you.
00:49:02 Come on.
00:49:03 - What you doing up there, fellas?
00:49:05 Over.
00:49:06 - We're waiting for you guys.
00:49:08 We've been listening to you modulate
00:49:09 for the last half hour and we can get to
00:49:11 what all's going down and we want to give you guys
00:49:14 some congratulations, especially the rubber duck
00:49:17 for a job well done, don't you know?
00:49:19 - Boy, we're famous now.
00:49:21 - Hey, we thank you very much, fellas.
00:49:23 - 10-4, if it be all right with you guys,
00:49:26 the bald eagle, sneaky snake, and this here,
00:49:29 this big nasty, we'd be right proud to be part
00:49:31 of your little old convoy.
00:49:33 - Come on.
00:49:34 - Sure, why not?
00:49:35 Just slip in the back door, fellas.
00:49:37 - We sure do, thank you all.
00:49:39 And we all be proud to take a back door
00:49:41 to the rubber duck.
00:49:43 - Hey, don't forget about us.
00:49:45 - Hallelujah.
00:49:47 Looks like we've got some long friends of Jesus back there.
00:49:51 - 10-4, you got the Reverend John R. Dunlop
00:49:55 in terms of the way we're extrading you here.
00:49:58 And I don't read nothing in scripture that says
00:50:00 thou shalt not put the pedal to the metal.
00:50:04 - Welcome aboard there, Reverend.
00:50:05 We could sure use some spiritual help here.
00:50:08 Think you can handle it?
00:50:09 - Oh, it's a pleasure, our pleasure.
00:50:11 We're just trying to do a good job there, Brother Rubber.
00:50:14 - Brother Rubber?
00:50:16 What is that guy's name?
00:50:18 He ain't no Reverend.
00:50:19 [music]
00:50:25 - Why do they call you the Duck?
00:50:27 - Because it rhymes with luck.
00:50:29 Now, my daddy always told me I ought to be just like a duck.
00:50:32 He said, stay smooth on the surface
00:50:34 and paddle like the devil underneath.
00:50:37 What you looking for?
00:50:44 - I thought I'd have a beer.
00:50:45 Do you want one?
00:50:47 - No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
00:50:50 But you can get me one of those T-shirts
00:50:52 that's on the dresser back there.
00:50:56 - Here you go.
00:50:57 - Thank you.
00:50:58 - You're welcome.
00:51:01 [music]
00:51:05 - You know, a couple of years ago,
00:51:06 I was living with a man I didn't like very much.
00:51:09 He talked me into doing something I really didn't want to do.
00:51:12 Hang gliding.
00:51:14 - Damn!
00:51:15 [crash]
00:51:18 - Speed up, honey.
00:51:21 - Hang gliding.
00:51:23 But I tried it.
00:51:24 [crash]
00:51:28 And you know what?
00:51:29 I hated it.
00:51:30 - 50 trucks, a whole convoy of trucks busting.
00:51:32 I mean, they're running like there was no--
00:51:35 [shouting]
00:51:39 - Thank God it worked.
00:51:41 - How about the boyfriend?
00:51:44 - That didn't work.
00:51:46 [engine revving]
00:51:48 [bell dings]
00:51:51 - Any kids?
00:51:52 - Uh-uh.
00:51:53 - I was married.
00:51:54 I got a couple of kids living up in Spokane.
00:51:57 - Do you ever get to see them?
00:51:59 - When I can.
00:52:01 They're OK.
00:52:02 They got a good mom.
00:52:03 [engine revving]
00:52:06 [music]
00:52:09 - You got room for one sift exam, the sewer man?
00:52:12 You got the pack rat and the white rat here,
00:52:14 and welcome aboard.
00:52:15 You dump it, we pump it.
00:52:17 - Just remember, we keep pigs, cesspools, and foul odors
00:52:22 all the way at the back.
00:52:25 - Well, howdy, boys.
00:52:26 Welcome to the convoy.
00:52:27 That's right, boys.
00:52:28 Pull her on in there.
00:52:29 - New Mexico, I-4-0 like a rattlesnake on glass.
00:52:34 10 tons of pedal on red-hot metal,
00:52:36 and Jesus freaks on grass.
00:52:38 We is going for broke in a cloud of smoke
00:52:40 with a thousand screaming trucks, saying praise the Lord.
00:52:44 Just shut the back door and follow that rubber duck, 10-4.
00:52:48 - Y'all got the Mississippi Flash here,
00:52:50 and I'm here to tell you the only things in life
00:52:52 that count are fast trucks, fast women, and fast food.
00:52:57 - Do you know how big this thing is?
00:52:59 - How big?
00:53:00 - Look. Just look out there, man.
00:53:03 - Here you go.
00:53:04 I swear, we got a goddamn convoy.
00:53:07 Look at us, you crazy things.
00:53:09 [laughs]
00:53:11 - That's incredible.
00:53:12 Where are they all coming from?
00:53:14 - Everywhere.
00:53:16 - I can't believe it.
00:53:18 Why?
00:53:19 - Don't ask me, ask them.
00:53:20 I'm running for my life myself.
00:53:22 - Yeah, but they're all following you.
00:53:25 - No, they ain't. I'm just in front.
00:53:27 - By the time we found old Stacy's town,
00:53:29 those trucks was a-having a ball.
00:53:31 But this watch-out sign on the county line
00:53:33 and them bears was wall to wall.
00:53:35 They even had a bear in the air.
00:53:37 Come on.
00:53:39 - Hey, Doc, there's a bear in the air.
00:53:42 - Attention all trucks.
00:53:46 All trucks, attention.
00:53:48 This is Federal Agent Hamilton.
00:53:51 I'm ordering you to stop your vehicles immediately.
00:53:55 You are traveling in violation of Federal law.
00:53:59 Attention, driver Martin Penwald.
00:54:07 - Martin?
00:54:10 - Penwald?
00:54:11 - It does sound kind of funny, doesn't it?
00:54:14 - You are under arrest.
00:54:16 Stop your vehicle immediately.
00:54:18 - I don't believe this.
00:54:20 What is going on?
00:54:22 - You're doing it all wrong, Hamilton.
00:54:25 All you gotta say is, "A rubber duck.
00:54:28 "Do you copy me?
00:54:30 "Rubber duck."
00:54:32 - Rubber duck?
00:54:34 - That's a C.B. Handle.
00:54:38 He won't answer to anything else.
00:54:44 - Attention, Mr. Rubber Duck.
00:54:47 Stop your vehicle immediately.
00:54:49 You are under arrest.
00:54:51 - Obviously, they can't hear me.
00:55:01 - They can hear you, sir.
00:55:03 I checked this equipment out before we took off.
00:55:06 This is an integrated system.
00:55:08 It's comprised of a phase-lock loop and crystal.
00:55:11 Now, we know that they're on channel 19
00:55:14 of the C.B. Frequency below us.
00:55:16 - Let's go, come on.
00:55:17 - So I merely adjusted my encoded decibel switch.
00:55:20 So that's like a computerized system that scans...
00:55:23 - Back up there in position. Let's go.
00:55:25 - ...the frequency in their truck, sir.
00:55:28 - Okay, they're ready.
00:55:30 - Hello, Sheriff Lyle Wallace.
00:55:32 We're down here ready and waiting.
00:55:34 - Did you press a button, sir?
00:55:37 [engine sputters]
00:55:39 - They got a language all their own.
00:55:43 - Well, then, you try it.
00:55:50 - Uh, breaker 19.
00:55:55 This is the bear in the air,
00:55:59 Officer Lyle Wallace,
00:56:01 calling Rubber Jerk
00:56:03 and that rambunctious piece of black crap
00:56:06 at your side, dog. Come on.
00:56:08 - Please don't be using that kind of language on the air.
00:56:13 - Lyle, especially don't be using it
00:56:15 regarding my beautiful black truck, over.
00:56:17 - That thing you call a truck
00:56:20 is the worst pile of garbage
00:56:23 I ever had the misfortune
00:56:25 of writing a citation on.
00:56:27 - And, uh, Martin?
00:56:30 - You better take a look up the road there, fella,
00:56:33 'cause we got us a roadblock
00:56:36 with 20 armed men.
00:56:38 - Okay, men, get ready, 'cause they're coming.
00:56:42 - And they all got orders to shoot you
00:56:46 and that rattling piece of crap
00:56:48 full of holes unless you pull over.
00:56:51 You hear? Come on.
00:56:53 - Okay, Lyle, I'll tell you what to do.
00:56:56 You go up there and stand personally
00:56:58 on that roadblock of yours.
00:57:00 But before you do, take a good look
00:57:02 at the signs on the side of my trailer.
00:57:04 It says "chemicals."
00:57:06 That's explosives, Lyle.
00:57:08 - Nitro mannite, class B explosive.
00:57:10 I don't know what that'll do,
00:57:12 but I wouldn't want to be in that immediate vicinity
00:57:14 when we make contact with your damn roadblock.
00:57:17 - Are you serious?
00:57:19 You must be out of your mind.
00:57:21 - Now, why wasn't I told he's carrying explosives?
00:57:26 - He's just bluffing.
00:57:28 - Sir, it's confirmed in this report here
00:57:31 that he's carrying 10,000 gallons of nitro mannite.
00:57:35 That is a class B explosive, sir.
00:57:37 - Chief, the front truck is carrying explosives.
00:57:39 - Explosives! - Get out of there!
00:57:41 - This is official now.
00:57:42 I want to speak to who's in charge down there.
00:57:44 Give me the man in charge down there.
00:57:46 - Get off the road! Get off the road!
00:57:48 - Get out of there!
00:57:50 - Get out of there!
00:57:52 - There's gonna be a terrible explosion down there!
00:57:54 Yes, I mean it! Now get back to me, immediately!
00:57:57 Get back! Are you gone? Are you deaf down there?
00:58:00 - There's gonna be a terrible explosion!
00:58:02 Get that truck out of there!
00:58:04 - Get back to me, Chief!
00:58:06 Will somebody get back to me?
00:58:08 Come back to me, Chief!
00:58:20 - Is there anyone down there who can answer me?
00:58:24 Wait a second. Uh, uh, my mother wants to talk to you.
00:58:32 Get your asses out of there now!
00:58:34 - Where are those goddamn trees?
00:58:36 - It's there in the front!
00:58:43 - Get out of there!
00:58:48 - Get out of there!
00:58:50 - Hurry up!
00:58:53 - Let's get out of here!
00:58:56 (explosion)
00:58:58 (siren wailing)
00:59:19 (truck horn honking)
00:59:21 - Hey, you can come up for air now.
00:59:29 (truck horn honking)
00:59:34 - Oh, my God, they're headed right for my town.
00:59:39 I want all traffic stopped. I want somebody to wave 'em through.
00:59:42 Get traffic control at every signal.
00:59:45 And hurry.
00:59:48 See, I told you, it was nothing.
00:59:50 Come on, Sergeant, let's get going!
00:59:56 - Don't start! - Do you read, Walter?
01:00:05 - Do you read me?
01:00:07 - Do you read me? Over.
01:00:12 (truck horn honking)
01:00:14 - They're headed straight for town.
01:00:21 Damn that water truck! Get those windshield wipers!
01:00:24 Goddamn it!
01:00:26 What's wrong with that guy?
01:00:29 (men singing)
01:00:31 - Hey, hey, hey!
01:00:36 - Praise the Lord!
01:00:38 (men singing)
01:00:40 - Break one nine for 18-wheel Eddie.
01:00:54 I'm screwing it down in my cab over Pete,
01:00:57 trying to catch up with you, convoy.
01:00:59 And I say, "Damn the devil nickel."
01:01:02 Come on.
01:01:04 - It'll be a pleasure to have you join the convoy, 18-wheeler.
01:01:06 Come ahead on.
01:01:08 - Ten-four.
01:01:10 (people cheering)
01:01:15 - Doc, did you see what you did?
01:01:22 - I think they're on our side.
01:01:35 - Hey, Doc!
01:01:37 - Citizens of New Mexico,
01:02:02 many of you may have heard that we seem to be having a phenomenon in our state.
01:02:06 Six trucks crossed our border,
01:02:08 followed closely by the Arizona State Police.
01:02:11 They were soon joined by many, many more.
01:02:14 It seems they're not interested in stopping.
01:02:16 They've ignored roadblocks and official orders.
01:02:19 My God, take a look, ladies and gentlemen! Can you see that?
01:02:22 They seem to have grown.
01:02:24 It's not six of one and half a dozen of another anymore.
01:02:26 It's 25, 50, 100.
01:02:28 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm looking back, back, back as far as I can see,
01:02:32 and there's just no end to it.
01:02:34 Now we're here. We're gonna find out who they are,
01:02:37 what they are, and where they're going.
01:02:39 So far, no one's been hurt,
01:02:41 except maybe the pride of a couple of law enforcement officers.
01:02:44 Breaker one-nine to the rubber duck.
01:02:54 Breaker one-nine to the rubber duck.
01:02:57 Breaker one-nine to the rubber duck.
01:03:00 My name's Chuck Arnalde.
01:03:03 I'm a special assistant
01:03:05 and press representative for Governor Haskins of New Mexico.
01:03:09 I'd like you to know that Governor Haskins
01:03:11 has had a long-time interest in the problems of the trucking industry
01:03:14 and would like to help work out some of those problems.
01:03:17 Uh, which ones do you have in mind, over?
01:03:21 We'd like to know, is this convoy
01:03:26 some sort of protest demonstration?
01:03:29 And if it is, what's its purpose?
01:03:33 The purpose of the convoy is to keep moving.
01:03:39 Ask him what he wants to know.
01:03:42 You want to run this?
01:03:45 Hey, look, I'm a little busy right now, as you can see.
01:03:52 Why don't you, uh, try and talk some of them back there?
01:03:56 All right, will do, rubber duck.
01:03:58 I'll be back to you later.
01:04:00 Ten-four.
01:04:01 Good buddy.
01:04:03 This is Chuck Arnalde of the governor's office, sir.
01:04:09 I wonder if I could talk to you.
01:04:11 Call the old iguana.
01:04:13 Old iguana, eh?
01:04:15 Where were you born, sir?
01:04:17 Originally.
01:04:20 I've been driving 18 wheelers longer than any trucker on the road.
01:04:23 How about it? Think I ought to talk to him?
01:04:26 Yeah, I do.
01:04:27 70 in some states and 80 in others,
01:04:29 and they didn't catch up with you.
01:04:31 For a second time, I'm beating their eyeballs out coast to coast
01:04:34 and half of the damn smokies ripped us off for our green stamps.
01:04:37 So you believe in what the rubber duck's doing, is that it?
01:04:40 I'm tired of seeing the way black people have to live.
01:04:44 Went to Vietnam and got shot for the right to live in a ghetto.
01:04:48 I go from A to B.
01:04:50 The faster I can get from A to B, the more money I make.
01:04:53 At 55, I can't deal with it.
01:04:56 Big oil companies that raise the prices of oil and gas,
01:05:00 which gets back to the consumer,
01:05:02 we got to raise all our prices. Things all happen.
01:05:05 Big money's what I'm trying to say.
01:05:07 They're talking about their future, not just yours.
01:05:11 Well, the whole thing was a cover-up for Watergate.
01:05:14 It went way back to Nixon.
01:05:15 First thing to remember, Nixon got caught with his pants down
01:05:19 before the guys from the Washington Post had it out.
01:05:22 And Governor Rockefeller retired as governor of New York.
01:05:26 He just happens to be president of Standard Oil.
01:05:29 Not to mention his brother David.
01:05:31 He opened up Chase Manhattan Banks for the first time in the history of the free world
01:05:34 behind the Iron Curtain.
01:05:36 I'm not telling you how to run the country,
01:05:38 but this whole 55 double nickel was a jive-ass turkey wrap.
01:05:42 And I don't like people giving me bullshit.
01:05:45 Yes, sir. You put that very well, sir.
01:05:48 Thank you very much.
01:05:50 Sir, I wonder if I could ask you
01:05:52 why you're out in this convoy with a rubber duck?
01:05:54 Well, I'm just along to kick ass and for the ride.
01:05:57 Certainly you must have some kind of personal grievance
01:06:01 against the laws of this state.
01:06:03 No, I just like kicking ass.
01:06:06 You sure are a pretty red-headed little boy.
01:06:09 Why ride in my truck?
01:06:11 We ought to have supper.
01:06:14 Why do you think you have the right to break the laws of this state?
01:06:17 You want me to tell you why?
01:06:19 Yes, I'd like to.
01:06:20 Okay, watch this.
01:06:21 Jesus Christ!
01:06:23 Some of these people are crazy.
01:06:26 Watch this!
01:06:27 Uh...
01:06:29 Um...
01:06:30 Well, Reverend, can you tell me
01:06:32 if you see this convoy as more of a spiritual than a political event?
01:06:36 Well, life itself is a spiritual event.
01:06:40 Amen.
01:06:41 Amen.
01:06:43 Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine to the rubber duck.
01:07:01 This is Chuck Arnaldi. Can I talk to you again, please?
01:07:04 Ah, this is the duck, Chuck. What'd you learn?
01:07:07 I learned a lot.
01:07:09 Look, the governor is very interested in meeting with you personally.
01:07:13 He is prepared to fly here at once and get together with all of you.
01:07:17 So we've set aside a field here in Albuquerque where you can spend the night.
01:07:22 Now, look, the police have orders not to bother you. That's the truth.
01:07:26 Bullshit.
01:07:29 Can I level with you?
01:07:33 Level with me.
01:07:35 I want to talk to him off the record.
01:07:37 I don't want this on the television. I don't want this printed.
01:07:40 Can you hear me?
01:07:45 Yeah.
01:07:47 The governor has been requested to call out the National Guard on you.
01:07:52 But this is an election year, and the governor wants to.
01:07:58 Hell, he expects to be part of it on a senatorial level.
01:08:04 These people out here watching you, do you know who they are, what they are?
01:08:09 Do you?
01:08:10 They're voters.
01:08:12 How's it gonna look to them if the governor tells the army to blow the shit out of your convoy?
01:08:19 Maybe you can help it. Maybe he can help you.
01:08:23 Do we have any choice?
01:08:32 [Helicopter whirring]
01:08:34 Spider Mike calling the duck.
01:08:42 Say, duck, I just got a skip from my home 20.
01:08:45 My old lady's about to pop.
01:08:47 You're talking to a damn near daddy. Can you dig it?
01:08:50 Hey, that's great news, Mike.
01:08:52 I'm gonna have to split, though.
01:08:54 So, uh, y'all take care.
01:08:57 We're gonna miss you, buddy. Give our love to the old lady.
01:09:00 Hey, look, machine, it's been good traveling with you.
01:09:03 Good luck with your baby, okay?
01:09:05 It was nice meeting you, Mike.
01:09:07 We'll catch you later, baby maker.
01:09:09 Hey, Mike, old partner, get the pedal to the metal and get on home to that good little woman.
01:09:13 Breaker 1-9, this is the saddle burner here.
01:09:16 Wishing Spider Mike high riding back to Texas.
01:09:19 Say hello to the Alamo for me, huh?
01:09:21 Next time we hook up, you'll all get to meet my son.
01:09:25 Y'all take care. Keep a-moving, all right, for me.
01:09:29 I hope he makes it.
01:09:31 He's going through some bad country for a black truck driver.
01:09:35 Governor?
01:09:37 You couldn't ask for a better opportunity to make the headlines.
01:09:41 Liberal, humanitarian headlines.
01:09:45 Truckers. Trash. Just plain old trash.
01:09:49 No average people. Trash.
01:09:54 To tell you the truth, Henry, I think this damn convoy has more public support than we do.
01:09:59 Bring in Sheriff Wallace.
01:10:03 I'm afraid Sheriff Wallace left for Texas in a hurry.
01:10:07 Texas? What the hell's he going to do in Texas?
01:10:10 We'll run the RPM up about 2100.
01:10:14 Shift.
01:10:16 And it'll fall back to about 18.
01:10:20 That's your normal operating range when you're blossom.
01:10:24 Doing anything you try, Warren.
01:10:26 You really love this truck, don't you?
01:10:29 I certainly do not love this truck.
01:10:32 You ought to meet Ramblin' Jack Elliot.
01:10:36 Talk about a man who loves a truck bumper to bumper.
01:10:39 He named his dog Ken Warren.
01:10:42 I like knowing how she runs, but I...
01:10:45 It's really the driving.
01:10:48 Although there is no official comment at this time,
01:10:51 it seems to be a mass protest at the 55-mile mark.
01:11:15 God damn it, I'll meet you outside.
01:11:18 Hey, man, Leo, give him a chance to drive off the road.
01:11:30 No, I don't think so. You're not going to get no pictures.
01:11:33 You know what you can do with your money, huh?
01:11:36 You take your body out of here.
01:11:38 Hey, you make good time, huh?
01:11:41 Yeah, not for you, punk.
01:11:43 A little tired, though.
01:11:45 Here you are.
01:11:48 Boy, you sure are one dumb black son of a bitch.
01:12:01 You got here a little too late for the fun.
01:12:07 You would have enjoyed it.
01:12:10 Man, you sure know how to hurt.
01:12:13 You wish you still were rest.
01:12:16 I'll bleed, Georgie, whatever you say.
01:12:19 I just don't get me anymore.
01:12:21 I didn't get you.
01:12:23 I helped you up.
01:12:25 Thank you, sir, but I don't need any more of your help.
01:12:29 You've got a lot.
01:12:32 Yeah.
01:12:34 Yeah, listen, boy,
01:12:36 if I hear anything about your kid, I'll let you know.
01:12:39 Looks like you're going to be with us for a while.
01:12:45 What for?
01:12:47 Bait.
01:12:49 What happened to that?
01:12:57 He drinks a little too strong.
01:12:59 He won't do that. Not his style.
01:13:01 Listen, our syndicate would be very interested in buying your story.
01:13:04 Any photographs you might have will give you a very good deal.
01:13:07 What's a very good deal?
01:13:09 If the photographs are good, $500.
01:13:12 More like $2,500.
01:13:14 Then you'll have an exclusive for the first installment.
01:13:17 I don't think that will...
01:13:19 Hey, hey, hey, this is no time to be talking business.
01:13:22 Excuse me, please. I think I'll get dressed.
01:13:24 You're the rubber duck.
01:13:26 I'm in a real hurry now.
01:13:28 So am I, brother, so am I.
01:13:32 You're all wet.
01:13:34 Is that so?
01:13:36 It's becoming.
01:13:39 Guess what. What?
01:13:41 I'm about to sell you out.
01:13:43 You all right?
01:13:46 You with that convoy?
01:13:50 Don't you worry. I'll get you help.
01:13:56 I ain't selling no stories.
01:13:58 The hell you're not.
01:14:00 We're talking about a lot of money.
01:14:02 Whoever buys the story is gonna have to pay through the nose.
01:14:05 I believe that.
01:14:07 And we're gonna need it,
01:14:10 because I see a lot of lawyers in our future.
01:14:12 You do, huh?
01:14:14 Mm-hmm. And I'm involved.
01:14:16 I'm gonna get you a job.
01:14:18 I'm gonna get you a job.
01:14:20 I'm gonna get you a job.
01:14:22 You do, huh?
01:14:24 Mm-hmm. And I'm involved.
01:14:26 You are, huh?
01:14:28 What in?
01:14:31 Don't give me any more of your nonsense, please.
01:14:33 I'm really trying to help.
01:14:35 I know you are.
01:14:37 I'm serious. I'm really interested in knowing what it is you think you're involved in.
01:14:41 Because I'm beginning to think I got no idea.
01:14:50 We can go talk it over in the truck if you want.
01:14:53 Breaker 1-9.
01:15:00 Breaker 1-9.
01:15:02 Emergency 10-33.
01:15:05 Is there any 18-wheelers out there westbound?
01:15:09 Can you read me?
01:15:11 Come on.
01:15:13 Hey, you got the Spanish fly here.
01:15:15 I got a copy on you, go.
01:15:17 I need a message relayed west to the rubber duck in the convoy.
01:15:22 Hey, dog.
01:15:44 Hey, dog.
01:15:47 [ Chuckles ]
01:15:49 Bobby, you know, you're ready, son.
01:15:53 You're perfect.
01:15:55 I'll come back.
01:15:57 Nah, wait a minute, man.
01:15:59 What you got in your mind?
01:16:01 This Disneyland.
01:16:03 Let's get off this merry-go-round.
01:16:05 I didn't fight my way out of the--
01:16:07 Breaker 1-9 for 10-33.
01:16:09 Spider Mike's in jail in Alvarez, Texas.
01:16:11 The tinies beat him half to death. He needs help.
01:16:14 This is Mother Trucker. 10-33, emergency.
01:16:17 Repeat, Spider Mike needs help.
01:16:19 I don't know what to do, Bobby.
01:16:25 I've been thinking about all those towns we're going through
01:16:28 and all them people who was cheering us, man.
01:16:30 People falling in behind us.
01:16:32 And I think I've figured it out.
01:16:35 The only reason they're coming in behind us
01:16:37 is who the hell else they got.
01:16:39 Nobody that's who.
01:16:41 This guy up here, man, he may not be any straighter than anybody else,
01:16:44 but he sees something down here that he wants to use.
01:16:46 Or he wouldn't even be messing with us.
01:16:48 So that means he's worth dealing with.
01:16:50 Look at all them people.
01:16:54 Just remember, when I used to steal cookies,
01:16:57 the faster I run, the less I had to split.
01:16:59 Breaker 1-9 for 10-33.
01:17:04 This is the Midnight Mover.
01:17:06 Spider Mike's in Trucker's Hell down in Alvarez, Texas.
01:17:10 [engine revving]
01:17:12 Give me time alone with him first.
01:17:18 I'm sure the perimeters are made of steel.
01:17:25 [crowd chanting "Ask it"]
01:17:27 [crowd chanting "Duck"]
01:17:38 [crowd chanting "Duck"]
01:17:40 Jerry Askin's stuck.
01:17:56 Glad you could take the time to see me.
01:17:58 I mean, I know how busy you are.
01:18:00 Boy, it looks like you got a hell of a cross-section of people here.
01:18:03 [laughs]
01:18:05 I mean, there's no question that, uh...
01:18:07 this other bitch is probably legitimate.
01:18:10 But, you know, uh...
01:18:12 I think the question we're facing is,
01:18:14 how do we take effective action together?
01:18:16 I mean, I know your cause or causes should be defined,
01:18:19 and, uh, Katie, darling, how are you?
01:18:21 Governor, welcome. The press is waiting for you.
01:18:23 Oh, good. Let's go to the tent, all right?
01:18:25 Governor, what's the first thing you need?
01:18:27 Well, just have a little talk with the duck.
01:18:29 We got a legitimate hero here, you know, a public figure.
01:18:32 [crowd chattering]
01:18:35 Break of 1-9 for 10-33.
01:18:37 This is White Pine, Willie.
01:18:39 I mean, it's obvious this represents something more
01:18:41 than the banning of the 55-mile speed limit, right?
01:18:44 It has nothing to do with it.
01:18:46 Miles Wallace got Spider Mike in jail,
01:18:48 and they beat him up bad. Pass the message on.
01:18:50 But if you ever said it is in my age,
01:18:52 we can, uh, draft up the list of your grievances.
01:18:54 Now, listen, Spider Mike's down in Alvarez, Texas.
01:18:56 An old tiny beat the hell out of him.
01:18:58 Miles Wallace got Spider Mike in jail.
01:19:00 He broke his back.
01:19:02 He split his skull wide open.
01:19:04 I will be elected!
01:19:06 [crowd cheering]
01:19:08 Hello, Bertie. Good to see you, darling.
01:19:16 Oh, Governor Haskins, so happy to have you here in Albuquerque.
01:19:19 Well, it's great to be here, 'cause you're doing such a wonderful job.
01:19:22 All of you. And in fact, I'd like to just have a moment alone--
01:19:25 Governor, how about some comments?
01:19:27 You know better than that.
01:19:29 I'll start with the duck, and then I'll be happy to talk to all of you.
01:19:32 Everybody out, please. Everybody.
01:19:35 We got deadlines to meet, Governor.
01:19:37 Bill, I'll do the best I can.
01:19:39 Think he's gonna need some help.
01:19:57 Yeah, let's go.
01:19:59 But I'll give you my word that I'll apply all the pressure I can.
01:20:03 And I can apply pressure.
01:20:05 But I wouldn't plan to return visit to Arizona for a while if I were you.
01:20:10 I don't.
01:20:13 Good. Black or white?
01:20:15 What'd you have in mind?
01:20:17 Coffee.
01:20:19 Black. What else do you have in mind?
01:20:22 I want to take you to Washington, D.C.
01:20:25 As a people's leader.
01:20:27 Which is just what you've become.
01:20:29 See, I need you there, Duck.
01:20:32 Come on, Reverend. We've got a problem.
01:20:34 I think you need me here.
01:20:43 All of you.
01:20:46 Hey, let us through, please.
01:20:51 They got Mad. They got Spider-Mike.
01:20:54 Lyle and Tiny Alvarez had him in Trucker's Hill.
01:20:57 I hear they beat him half to death and got him in jail.
01:21:00 What the hell is Lyle doing in Alvarez, Texas?
01:21:03 I'll go get him.
01:21:05 I'll go get him.
01:21:07 Wait a minute. Just wait a minute.
01:21:10 Hey! Will you grow up?
01:21:13 I mean, all of you. Will you just grow up?
01:21:15 Hey, will you help us?
01:21:17 That's what I'm trying to do.
01:21:19 I'm just one man.
01:21:21 You know, I can't reach out of my office and, uh...
01:21:24 Pluck criminals out of jail, left and right.
01:21:26 Sometimes you have to sacrifice the individual.
01:21:32 Bullshit.
01:21:34 For the cause of a common purpose.
01:21:36 He's right, you know.
01:21:38 It could take weeks, months.
01:21:41 Don't kill this.
01:21:43 You started something very good here.
01:21:45 Look, I'll do all I can to help you.
01:21:47 But I'm afraid he's just going to have to fend for himself for a while.
01:21:51 Is that it?
01:21:53 Yeah, that's it.
01:21:55 Okay, partner, I gotta go.
01:21:59 You're in charge now.
01:22:01 You know what we need and what we're up against.
01:22:05 Get what you can from the man and she'll help you.
01:22:09 You're leaving?
01:22:11 Why?
01:22:13 Hey, why does it always have to be you?
01:22:19 I don't know.
01:22:21 Just when we were starting to get something accomplished.
01:22:23 What about all these people?
01:22:25 Don't you give a damn what's going to happen to them?
01:22:27 What you really mean is it's all right.
01:22:29 It's not in your terms.
01:22:31 That's not true.
01:22:33 You can do me a favor. We can stay here a day.
01:22:35 Watch it.
01:22:37 You can do me a favor.
01:22:39 Stay here and help Bobby sort this out.
01:22:41 You ain't so good at stringing them words together as you are.
01:22:45 Where you going?
01:22:47 The governor didn't do anything, did he?
01:22:49 [indistinct chatter]
01:22:51 Hey, duck!
01:22:59 You coming back?
01:23:02 Son of a bitch.
01:23:14 [indistinct chatter]
01:23:16 [♪♪♪]
01:23:42 [♪♪♪]
01:23:45 [♪♪♪]
01:24:14 Uh, Melissa, I've got media to stay with the press people.
01:24:20 They seem to like you.
01:24:22 I just didn't feel like it.
01:24:25 Oh.
01:24:27 Uh, well...
01:24:29 Uh, ma'am...
01:24:35 Can I let you off someplace?
01:24:39 No?
01:24:42 No, thank you.
01:24:44 Oh, boy.
01:24:49 These lonely long highway sure grind the souls off us cowpokes.
01:24:56 [♪♪♪]
01:25:00 [♪♪♪]
01:25:03 [♪♪♪]
01:25:16 [♪♪♪]
01:25:20 [wind howling]
01:25:23 [engine rumbling]
01:25:48 [engine rumbling]
01:25:51 [tires screeching]
01:25:54 [dog barking]
01:26:15 [♪♪♪]
01:26:18 [♪♪♪]
01:26:22 Done.
01:26:24 [♪♪♪]
01:26:27 [♪♪♪]
01:26:30 [♪♪♪]
01:26:33 [birds chirping]
01:26:36 [engine rumbling]
01:26:42 [dog barking]
01:26:45 [engine rumbling]
01:26:50 [engine rumbling]
01:27:00 [engine rumbling]
01:27:09 [engine rumbling]
01:27:12 I think I'll get back.
01:27:17 [engine rumbling]
01:27:22 [dog barking]
01:27:25 [engine rumbling]
01:27:28 [engine rumbling]
01:27:31 [dog barking]
01:27:34 [engine rumbling]
01:27:37 [engine rumbling]
01:27:40 [engine rumbling]
01:27:45 [engine rumbling]
01:27:51 [♪♪♪]
01:27:54 [♪♪♪]
01:27:57 [♪♪♪]
01:28:03 [♪♪♪]
01:28:06 [♪♪♪]
01:28:23 [♪♪♪]
01:28:26 [♪♪♪]
01:28:31 [♪♪♪]
01:28:39 [♪♪♪]
01:28:44 [♪♪♪]
01:28:50 [♪♪♪]
01:28:53 [horn honking]
01:28:58 I thought you said he was gonna come alone.
01:29:03 I'll be seeing you around.
01:29:05 Where the hell are you going?
01:29:08 Come back here!
01:29:11 [♪♪♪]
01:29:14 [♪♪♪]
01:29:18 [tires screeching]
01:29:21 [explosion]
01:29:24 [♪♪♪]
01:29:27 [tires screeching]
01:29:34 [♪♪♪]
01:29:37 [tires screeching]
01:29:46 [explosion]
01:29:49 [♪♪♪]
01:29:52 [tires screeching]
01:29:59 [tires screeching]
01:30:08 [explosion]
01:30:13 [♪♪♪]
01:30:16 [tires screeching]
01:30:24 [explosion]
01:30:27 [♪♪♪]
01:30:30 [explosion]
01:30:33 [♪♪♪]
01:30:37 [explosion]
01:30:40 [indistinct shouting]
01:30:46 [explosion]
01:30:49 [gunshot]
01:30:53 [tires screeching]
01:30:56 [groaning]
01:31:16 The keys! Where are the keys?
01:31:21 Let's look in the back.
01:31:24 I knew you'd come,
01:31:33 but I never figured you'd need help, too.
01:31:35 I didn't bring nobody.
01:31:37 They came on their own.
01:31:40 This is between you and me.
01:31:43 You knew it.
01:31:46 Now look what you've done.
01:31:50 You're nothing but a two-bit,
01:31:52 lying, cheating, law-breaking trucker!
01:31:56 And what the hell are you?
01:32:00 Take a look at yourself.
01:32:03 You're just a broke-down, old,
01:32:06 bribe-taking piece of meanness.
01:32:09 You tell me, old man, what good are you?
01:32:13 I am the law.
01:32:16 Don't you understand?
01:32:18 I represent the law!
01:32:21 Well, piss on you,
01:32:27 and piss on your law.
01:32:30 I'm glad to see you all.
01:32:33 You ought to be shot right where you're standing.
01:32:37 So help me, if I had a gun, I'd do it myself.
01:32:41 And that badge would make it all right, wouldn't it?
01:32:46 Throw him in a cell and get a doctor for him.
01:32:50 Wasn't him.
01:33:00 Fat man didn't have nothing to do with it.
01:33:03 It was Alvarez.
01:33:05 Forget it.
01:33:07 I ain't forgetting nothing,
01:33:10 'cause this ain't over yet.
01:33:13 It is for me.
01:33:16 Man, I'm sorry.
01:33:24 Don't worry about it.
01:33:27 I'm really sorry.
01:33:30 I hate somebody else paying my dues.
01:33:35 ( engine starts )
01:33:38 ( tires screech )
01:33:41 ( engine starts )
01:33:44 ( tires screech )
01:33:47 ( laughing )
01:33:50 ( laughing )
01:33:53 ( tires screech )
01:33:56 ( tires screech )
01:33:59 Watch it!
01:34:01 ( tires screech )
01:34:03 ( tires screech )
01:34:06 ( engine starts )
01:34:09 ( honking )
01:34:12 ( laughing )
01:34:15 I'm breaker one-nine to calling all trucks.
01:34:22 Anyone who don't like the sound of Mexico can speak up now or split.
01:34:26 Wait, I gotta have a conference.
01:34:29 Wait, wait, wait. Okay, it's okay with them.
01:34:32 You got it, brother.
01:34:35 ( speaking Spanish )
01:34:38 When you boys get down to Muzzit Lawn,
01:34:45 just order me the four fingers of tequila and a malt glass.
01:34:48 I'll be right behind you.
01:34:50 Well, the bald eagle's been tuned into that.
01:34:52 I'm glad we didn't take Haiti to go leave us a vata.
01:34:56 ( laughing )
01:34:59 ( speaking Spanish )
01:35:02 How about you? I love Mexico.
01:35:06 Don't leave without me.
01:35:08 ( laughing )
01:35:10 ( speaking Spanish )
01:35:13 ( laughing )
01:35:16 ( laughing )
01:35:19 ( music playing )
01:35:23 ( music playing )
01:35:26 ( singing )
01:35:49 Hey, Bobby, we're gonna be turning up here.
01:35:52 About a quarter of a mile heading for the river.
01:35:55 ( laughing )
01:36:01 Did you hear me, Bobby?
01:36:04 ( speaking Spanish )
01:36:17 ( honking )
01:36:20 Okay, kids, school time. Come on.
01:36:23 ( honking )
01:36:29 Come on, move it! Move it, get out of the way!
01:36:32 ( honking )
01:36:35 ( honking )
01:36:38 ( honking )
01:36:42 ( honking )
01:36:45 Hey, you tried to kill me!
01:37:04 Get out of here!
01:37:06 Come on, just a--
01:37:09 Hey, Bobby, where you at?
01:37:11 Jesus Christ.
01:37:13 Hey, Doug, kind of got a little problem here.
01:37:15 We can handle it, though, but it certainly looks like a problem.
01:37:18 Man, there's no time to be having problems.
01:37:21 We're almost there.
01:37:23 Hey, Doug, look, we're gonna pull behind you at the bridge,
01:37:26 but we'll meet you at Old Mex, okay?
01:37:28 We'll meet you at the Posada at the Red.
01:37:31 What the hell's going on, Bobby?
01:37:36 We're doing fine. We'll be okay, but don't let the back door slap you in the ass, buddy.
01:37:40 I heard you, buddy.
01:37:42 Your registration's in the glove box.
01:37:44 You take care of your own license.
01:37:46 Not till 10.30, buddy.
01:37:48 It was his fault. We were just playing in our own--
01:37:52 ( engine starting )
01:37:54 He's coming.
01:38:16 ( engine revving )
01:38:44 Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9, this is the bear.
01:38:48 In the hardware at your front door.
01:38:51 If you don't get your ass out of that truck with your hands in the air,
01:38:56 I'm gonna blow you sky-high.
01:38:58 Come on.
01:39:00 Martin, do you read me?
01:39:09 This is Lyle Wallace.
01:39:11 I guess this is as far as it goes. You better get on out.
01:39:14 I'm staying.
01:39:20 I said get out.
01:39:23 Come on.
01:39:26 ( engine revving )
01:39:28 Hey, Duck. Hey, Duck.
01:39:45 - What's new, Codes? - Hey, Duck.
01:39:47 Trying to make a living?
01:39:49 Let's get this door out of the street.
01:39:51 Go ahead.
01:39:55 - Duck. - Can you hear me?
01:39:57 That's it. It's all yours, Colonel.
01:40:15 Fire when you're ready.
01:40:17 Hey, Duck.
01:40:20 You're finished.
01:40:22 You're finished.
01:40:24 You're finished.
01:40:26 Hey, Duck.
01:40:28 All right, you people. Come on. Let's get out of here.
01:40:32 Yeah, move it.
01:40:34 Prepare to fire.
01:40:40 Ready.
01:40:49 Aim.
01:40:52 Fire.
01:40:54 Fire!
01:41:04 You poor son of a bitch.
01:41:22 ( gunfire )
01:41:24 Hey, Duck. Hey, Duck.
01:41:29 Hey, Duck.
01:41:31 ( gunfire )
01:41:33 ( gunfire )
01:41:35 ( gunfire )
01:41:55 ( gunfire )
01:41:58 ( gunfire )
01:42:00 ( gunfire )
01:42:11 ( explosion )
01:42:13 ( explosion )
01:42:15 ( explosion )
01:42:17 ( explosion )
01:42:27 ( explosion )
01:42:41 ( explosion )
01:42:43 ( alarm blaring )
01:42:54 ( alarm blaring )
01:42:56 ( explosion )
01:43:11 ( explosion )
01:43:16 ( explosion )
01:43:18 A lonely breed.
01:43:30 Hard men.
01:43:32 Proud men.
01:43:34 Not too proud to cry.
01:43:36 Nor shed a tear.
01:43:38 The living embodiment...
01:43:43 of the American cowboy tradition.
01:43:46 Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today...
01:43:51 to honor this great Native American son...
01:43:54 who gave his life to dramatize a cause...
01:43:58 so vital to us all...
01:44:01 as many great Americas before him had.
01:44:04 As you can see, these truckers...
01:44:09 are going to start passing...
01:44:11 paying their respects to their lost comrade, the rubber duck.
01:44:15 We have an amen for our sister here.
01:44:18 Amen.
01:44:20 And their Macs, their Jimmies,
01:44:23 their Kaywappers, fruit liners,
01:44:27 garbage trucks, dump trucks,
01:44:30 and even limousines.
01:44:33 Truckers all.
01:44:35 ( applause )
01:44:39 From the covered wagons and trains...
01:44:42 to the 18-wheelers...
01:44:44 that keeps this country alive.
01:44:47 His controlled individualism...
01:44:50 made this cause so vital...
01:44:53 that I promise to take it to Washington...
01:44:57 and present it to the Senate myself.
01:45:00 ( applause )
01:45:02 Thank you.
01:45:05 Ladies and gentlemen...
01:45:07 you can do your part as well.
01:45:10 What do you think you're doing?
01:45:12 This thing isn't over.
01:45:14 They're selling tickets to them.
01:45:16 You can contribute, you can write to the White House.
01:45:19 ( horn honks )
01:45:21 And I'll be there to back you up.
01:45:23 Hey, Pig Pan, why don't you give us a statement?
01:45:25 Hey, Chuck.
01:45:27 You gotta make him believe this is part of it, okay?
01:45:29 Bullshit.
01:45:31 Ladies and gentlemen, we will guarantee...
01:45:33 that the rubber duck's voice will be heard.
01:45:35 Quack, quack.
01:45:37 You son of a bitch.
01:45:39 Martin Penwald.
01:45:41 You ever see a duck couldn't swim?
01:45:43 Where are we going?
01:45:45 ( indistinct chatter )
01:45:47 Stop 'em! Stop that truck!
01:45:53 This is civil disobedience!
01:45:55 Stop that truck!
01:45:57 We're on our own.
01:46:01 Tell 'em I can hear you, Pig Pan.
01:46:03 You got it. Yes, sir.
01:46:05 Ladies and gentlemen, the true spirit of America...
01:46:08 I'm sure you see his face underneath these trucks.
01:46:11 This demonstration that you're seeing here...
01:46:13 Quack, quack.
01:46:15 ...is probably only their way of paying their respects.
01:46:17 Ten-four, good buddy.
01:46:19 Why won't you show my son some respect?
01:46:22 Bye.
01:46:26 ( laughs )
01:46:28 Chuck, get that FBI man over here.
01:46:31 I warned you about this. It's out of control.
01:46:34 Gentlemen, let the governor get out.
01:46:36 That's more political bullshit.
01:46:38 And the man won't let a teletron go.
01:46:41 He's using the truck as for a red carpet to the White House.
01:46:45 Somebody ought to dehorn that rotten son of a bitch.
01:46:48 ( singing )
01:46:50 What do you think the federal government was doing here?
01:46:58 What do they think this is, a parade?
01:47:01 ( laughing )
01:47:03 Ten-four, Pig Pan.
01:47:05 Can you get a shot of this?
01:47:07 What the hell's he laughing at?
01:47:09 He gave the gates.
01:47:11 Damn it, stop it!
01:47:13 ( singing )
01:47:15 ♪ Arizona, noon of the 7th of June ♪
01:47:26 ♪ When they highball over the pass ♪
01:47:28 ♪ Bulldog Mac with a can on back ♪
01:47:30 ♪ And a jaguar hauling ass ♪
01:47:32 ♪ He's ten on the floor stroking boars ♪
01:47:35 ♪ Seat cover starting to gain ♪
01:47:37 ♪ Now beaver you a truckin' with a rubber duck ♪
01:47:39 ♪ And I'm about to pull a plug on your drink ♪
01:47:41 ( laughing )
01:47:43 Goddamn it!
01:47:48 ( laughing )
01:47:50 ♪ Come on, China, come on ♪
01:47:52 ♪ Ain't nothing like it, my friend ♪
01:47:54 ♪ Come on, this time, come on ♪
01:47:56 ♪ Come on, USA, come on ♪
01:48:00 ( radio chatter )
01:48:02 ♪ Mexico, an eye for old ♪
01:48:14 ♪ Like a Texas lizard on glass ♪
01:48:16 ♪ One thousand pedals was mashing the metal ♪
01:48:18 ♪ And bears was a-walking the grass ♪
01:48:20 ♪ We trucked all day and we trucked all night ♪
01:48:22 ♪ Big Benny approving our style ♪
01:48:24 ♪ We could tell by the smell he was heading for hell ♪
01:48:27 ♪ And the devil was a dirty lie ♪
01:48:29 ♪ 'Cause we gotta bring in Convo ♪
01:48:31 ( laughing )
01:48:33 ♪ Yeah, we gotta bring in Convo ♪
01:48:35 ♪ Come on, China, come on ♪
01:48:37 ♪ Come on, China, come on ♪
01:48:39 ♪ Ain't nothing like it, my friend ♪
01:48:41 ♪ We gotta go, this time, come on ♪
01:48:44 ♪ Come on, USA, come on ♪
01:48:48 ♪ Now here's the plan, Big Ben ♪
01:48:50 ♪ When we get to the pass ♪
01:48:52 ♪ I'm gonna put on our fish costumes ♪
01:48:54 ♪ Pass out the Vaseline and an extra ration of rum for the men ♪
01:48:57 ♪ That should do it ♪
01:48:59 ♪ Now Lyle was a creep, he was tacky and cheap ♪
01:49:01 ♪ But he had him a badge and a gun ♪
01:49:03 ♪ He hated the duck and he hated his truck ♪
01:49:05 ♪ And he loved to bust truckers for fun ♪
01:49:07 ♪ So he followed the line and he bided his time ♪
01:49:09 ♪ He watched for his chance to strike ♪
01:49:11 ♪ Then he picked on a trucker, yeah, a wiry old sucker ♪
01:49:13 ♪ Him, Trucker, they call him Spider Mike ♪
01:49:15 ♪ But the great rubber duck sort of run out of luck ♪
01:49:18 ♪ When he crossed that final bridge ♪
01:49:20 ♪ There's choppers and rigs full of guns and pigs ♪
01:49:22 ♪ They wall to wall on the ridge ♪
01:49:24 ♪ He showed no fear as he grabbed his gear ♪
01:49:26 ♪ And he stuck it in Grand Daddy Lowe's ♪
01:49:28 ♪ Them guns went boom and his ass went zoom ♪
01:49:31 ♪ And the Mack took a terminal blow ♪
01:49:34 ♪ Oh, how 'bout you, Big Nasty, come on there ♪
01:49:36 ♪ Say a lesson, Big Nasty ♪
01:49:38 ♪ We sure are glad you used a long on this here run ♪
01:49:40 ♪ But kick ass, don't you know? ♪
01:49:42 ♪ On ten-four, I know you can't say kick ass on the CB, Mack ♪
01:49:45 ♪ Well, that big black Mack stopped dead in their tracks ♪
01:49:48 ♪ When the trailer blew high in the air ♪
01:49:50 ♪ There was pieces of truck and some pieces of duck ♪
01:49:52 ♪ And junk and debris everywhere ♪
01:49:54 ♪ Then the rig took a drink and commenced to sink ♪
01:49:57 ♪ And there was no duck no more ♪
01:49:59 ♪ But that evil smile from Dirty Ol' Lyle ♪
01:50:01 ♪ Showed south from the North Texas shore ♪
01:50:03 ♪ 'Cause we got a mighty convoy ♪
01:50:05 ♪ Rockin' through the night ♪
01:50:07 ♪ Yeah, we got a mighty convoy ♪
01:50:10 ♪ Makes you feel so slight ♪
01:50:12 ♪ It's my way to go ♪
01:50:15 ♪ On ten-four, Big Ben, what's your twenty? ♪
01:50:19 ♪ Omaha! ♪
01:50:21 ♪ Hell, yeah, I know what to do with them hogs out there for sure ♪
01:50:24 ♪ Well, listen, good buddy, keep the bucket off your glass ♪
01:50:27 ♪ And the bears off your ass ♪
01:50:29 ♪ Well, catch you on the flip-flop ♪
01:50:31 ♪ This here's a rubber duck on the side ♪
01:50:33 ♪ Southbound and down ♪
01:50:35 ♪ We gone, bye-bye ♪
01:50:37 (upbeat music)
01:50:40 [BLANK_AUDIO]