How To Be Deadly | movie | 2014 | Official Trailer
In Newfoundland, an unemployed minibike rider enters a minibike competition to win back his girlfriend. | dG1fczJfU09kaGcyWmM
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00:00 What day of the week do you think it is, Donald?
00:02 - Check day, so Thursday.
00:04 - Friday, and what year?
00:06 - 1980. - 2014, okay.
00:08 - Deadly.
00:09 (rock music)
00:12 (whooping)
00:14 - If you find yourself in St. John's this Saturday,
00:16 why not head on down to the Dirt Bike Extravaganza?
00:19 There will be extraordinary mini bike skills,
00:21 horrific crashes, and deafening noises.
00:23 - Your relationship with Brenda, how's that going?
00:25 - All he wants to do is roam around on your bike all day,
00:28 smoke weed, hang out with the boss.
00:30 - All deadly things.
00:31 - We're done, we're friggin' done.
00:33 (tires screeching)
00:34 - Yeah, Nan?
00:35 - I signed you up for the Dirt Bike Extravaganza.
00:38 - You did what?
00:40 - You gotta do it, your Nan signed you up, but--
00:42 - See, I was gonna buy Brenda a promise ring
00:44 to patch things up, right?
00:45 - Your trainer got like six promise rings.
00:47 - Your trainer's a dirty rig.
00:49 (tires screeching)
00:50 - Gonna win a competition, are you, Versace?
00:52 - You know, got the moves, Duffy.
00:53 - The moves got my name on 'em.
00:54 - Tail whip. - Trademark.
00:55 - Knack-knack. - Rude.
00:56 - You know, I'm gonna win a competition,
00:57 I'm gonna win a competition.
00:58 - Trademark. - Knack-knack.
00:59 - Trademark. - Drop kick wheelie.
01:00 - In your dreams, you shitberry.
01:02 - I'm training for that dirt bike competition flat out.
01:04 (upbeat music)
01:07 - Harts of hearse.
01:14 - This is gonna be good.
01:16 - Ooh.
01:18 ♪ When it comes to limos and makes me so-- ♪
01:21 - Get off my back, when ye crowd gets off
01:23 to tip for five minutes.
01:25 - Don't touch that bike!
01:26 - Ah!
01:27 - Trina, am I doing the right thing?
01:29 - Yeah, pink looks good on ya.
01:30 - We got five grand riding on this.
01:32 - It's not about the money, it's about the respect.
01:34 The fact that I'm about to lose my true love, Brenda,
01:36 and I need to get her back.
01:37 I ain't going down like this.
01:39 Who's with me?
01:40 - It's not the bike, Donnie.
01:42 It's the rider.
01:44 ♪ We're too close ♪
01:45 - Seeds like this, Jimmers, man,
01:47 ever since I was 10 years old,
01:48 loves doing wheelies.
01:49 Being on the back wheel of that bike,
01:51 ♪ Dee-dee, dee-dee ♪
01:54 ♪ Dee-dee, dee-dee ♪
01:58 Loves it.
01:59 - One thing that I know,
02:00 it was love at first sight, yeah?
02:02 - It's like, yeah!
02:02 (upbeat music)
02:05 [BLANK_AUDIO]