• last year
Dolph Springer wakes up one morning to realize he has lost the love of his life, his dog, Paul. During his quest to get | dG1feEI1dEx4a2FvSzg
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00:00 Listen to me carefully. We must meet.
00:03 Who is this?
00:04 I'll explain everything.
00:06 I only realized I loved my face after it had been burned with acid.
00:12 Before, it was just my face.
00:14 I only started loving it again when it had partially disappeared.
00:18 Do you follow?
00:19 Not really.
00:20 Paul!
00:28 Paul!
00:29 Come and get it!
00:32 Paul!
00:35 You've lost your dog, haven't you?
00:41 Yeah, if you're my dog, what do you care?
00:43 I had a very surprising dream last night.
00:45 Your dog passed you by in a bus.
00:48 In a bus?
00:49 In a bus.
00:50 Like a regular commuter.
00:57 I'm the detective in charge of finding your dog.
00:59 Interesting.
01:00 Do you want to see a picture of him?
01:02 No.
01:03 I forgot to give you this. This should help.
01:07 Approach the subject of telepathic communication with your dog.
01:10 Oh, good doggy.
01:11 I don't know how it happened or why, but the palm tree is no longer a palm tree.
01:19 I don't like this at all.
01:20 What I'm about to show you is highly interesting.
01:26 We've accessed Paul's turd's memory.
01:29 Wow.
01:30 Those are its subconscious video signals.
01:32 Incredible.
01:33 Pay attention to what happens next. It all happens very fast.
01:36 Why?
01:39 Why?
01:42 Weird.
01:50 Why?
01:54 I'm not sure why. Anyway.
01:56 Mike, where are you?
02:01 I think I'm at the end of the world.
02:03 Do you like it?
02:04 It's kind of pleasant.
02:06 [Dog barks]