Kung si Lance (Kevin Santos) ay may Mama A (Carmi Martin), si Jingo (Ryan Agoncillo), may sugar mommy na rin?!
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00:00 After a few days of analysis and accounting in the state of Becky Rhee,
00:05 the business of my wife and our comrade Becky,
00:09 you're a total loser.
00:12 Nghit, let's close the store.
00:25 Close it already? Go home!
00:29 If the bread is full of air, we'll just close the store.
00:34 There's still air inside, not just air.
00:53 Go, Becky Rhee! No one will close the store!
00:59 There's still meat inside!
01:02 As my triplets grow, so does our expenses.
01:12 Yes, we're able to survive on the income from the bike shop and bakery,
01:18 but it still seems like we're lacking.
01:21 [snoring]
01:28 Mama A, Mama A!
01:31 Let's go, let's go! Wake up!
01:34 There's a crow. Can't you hear it?
01:38 It's still early.
01:45 It seems like it's coming from inside the house.
01:51 [gasps]
01:52 Maybe it's just a mood, right?
01:55 When there's a soulmate who's being possessed by Jai's big sister.
01:59 Right?
02:00 It's just a dream.
02:02 [screams]
02:05 Mama A, Mama A!
02:07 Help me, help me!
02:13 Why?
02:14 Help me, I'm scared!
02:15 You're the big one!
02:16 [suspenseful music]
02:20 I'm not possessed.
02:22 You're the one who's possessed.
02:24 Why are you so soft?
02:26 I don't know.
02:27 If you see it, just grab it.
02:29 I'll put it back in its body.
02:31 One, two, three.
02:37 I'm scared.
02:44 One more, one more.
02:46 [screams]
02:49 What's wrong with you? What's that?
02:51 It's just you, Madjai!
02:54 You're the son of a prostitute. We thought you're possessed.
02:57 Why are you like that? You're wearing a wig.
03:00 Maybe I'm just sleepy.
03:02 I woke up early, that's why I'm practicing this.
03:05 What are you practicing? What are you doing there?
03:08 This.
03:09 It's beautiful, right?
03:10 Let's go there.
03:13 Oh my God.
03:15 This is beautiful.
03:18 It's beautiful.
03:19 I've never seen this before, Madjai.
03:21 It's beautiful.
03:22 And Doris, it seems like Mommy left early, right?
03:25 Yes.
03:26 And you know what?
03:29 I think they planned not to enroll you this time.
03:34 That's what I heard from them.
03:37 Why?
03:38 I don't know.
03:39 I think your dad wants you to stay in Davao.
03:43 I think he doesn't want you here in Manila.
03:45 Hey!
03:52 Hello people! Food!
03:57 Oh my, Ethan.
04:00 Your mommy is so artistic.
04:04 She's getting mad.
04:06 Who sent the microbes to your house?
04:09 They're here.
04:11 Why?
04:14 Wait, they're going to eat that.
04:16 I'll eat this too.
04:18 Oh my, it's so hot.
04:22 At last, your house is finally visible.
04:26 And the netizens are not thinking of you anymore.
04:28 Because you're a good person like us.
04:30 Because you have a house.
04:32 You have a helper.
04:34 Don't throw the money here.
04:36 Eat this.
04:37 Doc, Doc.
04:39 Ms. Eth's grandson texted me.
04:42 They said they won't throw the money here.
04:44 So, it's yours.
04:46 Okay.
04:47 Mommy, please let us eat.
04:51 Ms. Eth might scold us.
04:54 I don't care.
04:56 I have my own machine.
04:59 I'll be the one to tie your uniform.
05:03 I won't go inside if you're like that.
05:06 Come here.
05:08 She's so childish.
05:09 I don't want to.
05:12 If I'm the one who will be followed, I don't want to.
05:16 And don't follow me.
05:21 What's that?
05:25 Why are you being so mean?
05:28 My mom and I will meet later.
05:31 I'm just here to introduce you to Apple.
05:34 I think your mom doesn't want to.
05:36 You're so mean.
05:39 Did you really decide to introduce me to your roommates?
05:44 You're so strong, bro.
05:49 Love.
05:51 Brother,
05:52 if Mother Apple doesn't want me to introduce you to her boyfriend,
05:58 I'll be like a proxy.
06:01 I'm a proxy.
06:02 Proxy is a person authorized to act for another.
06:06 Proxy.
06:07 That's me.
06:08 Proxy.
06:10 I'm here to make a deal with a friend
06:13 because I want to earn more.
06:16 But, that woman seems to be the one who's making the deal.
06:22 How about this?
06:24 Think about it.
06:25 Just text me your account.
06:27 I'll go ahead.
06:28 Thank you.
06:29 PJ, let's go.
06:33 I'm going.
06:34 Let's go.
06:35 Daddy, your nose!
06:43 Mrs.
06:46 You're all wet.
06:55 I can't stand what's next.
06:58 And you might say,
07:01 "Your grandpa is still sour."
07:04 This is what I'm saying.
07:07 I fooled my wife.
07:09 I don't know if she's just pretending to know me.
07:14 Mrs., are you really okay?
07:20 Yes, I'm okay.
07:23 I'm happy.
07:24 Happy as in "Halimuyak."
07:27 Halimu-o.
07:28 Haliparot.
07:30 Not Halipunga.
07:31 And you know what?
07:34 You have a beautiful aura.
07:37 You're pleasant.
07:38 And you're so kind.
07:40 My heart is so soft for you.
07:42 My son texted me.
07:48 I have to go.
07:49 I gotta go.
07:50 Let's just text or call.
07:52 I'll see you later.
07:53 Okay.
07:54 Thank you again.
07:55 I mean, great luck.
07:56 This is for you.
07:59 Oh, no!
08:01 Don't!
08:02 I don't need it.
08:03 No, it's okay.
08:05 No, I really don't need it.
08:07 It's okay.
08:08 This is for you.
08:09 That's my way of saying thank you.
08:11 I won't pay for the hospital.
08:14 So, you're my doctor.
08:16 Thank you again.
08:17 I will see you.
08:18 Okay.
08:19 Bye.
08:20 Thank you.
08:21 This is so nice.
08:22 Is it?
08:23 It's not enough.
08:24 Daddy, let's go.
08:27 Let's find something to eat
08:29 so we can have coffee again.
08:31 Let's go.
08:33 Ouch!
08:34 Be careful.
08:36 Ouch!
08:37 Ouch!
08:39 You fool!
08:40 What do you think?
08:41 Do you think I'm really old-fashioned?
08:45 Do you think I'm really a maid
08:48 of Lan's mother?
08:50 She'll say, "Oh, that's so old-fashioned."
08:53 Is that it?
08:54 Does it look old-fashioned?
08:56 Auntie A's order.
08:58 Don't be too much.
09:00 You should be like a...
09:02 a maid.
09:04 You should look like Yumi's friends
09:08 and the one who's courting.
09:10 The one who's...
09:11 The one who's...
09:12 The one who's...
09:13 But you should...
09:14 Okay.
09:15 I'll take care of it.
09:16 How?
09:17 Natalia.
09:18 Listen.
09:19 There's a bucket in the room.
09:21 Open it.
09:22 And then?
09:23 Bring a bucket.
09:24 Pour water in it.
09:25 Put the bucket in it.
09:26 And then?
09:27 Bring it here.
09:28 And then?
09:29 What will I do with it?
09:30 We'll put it in Mama's body
09:32 so she'll get sick.
09:34 Ouch!
09:35 That's disgusting.
09:36 It's smelly.
09:37 It's disgusting.
09:38 It's like a bad function.
09:40 Are you mad at us, Doris?
09:43 Who wouldn't be mad at you?
09:46 I'm not supposed to cook.
09:48 Because I can't eat spicy food.
09:50 But because of you,
09:51 I was forced to cook.
09:53 What are you talking about?
09:55 You're just an expert in serving.
09:58 Don't worry, Doris.
10:00 Dayan is here.
10:01 He'll wash and eat.
10:04 He's an expert.
10:06 He'll finish it.
10:08 It's Yumi's.
10:11 Is it good?
10:16 How is it?
10:18 It's good.
10:20 Where's Isan?
10:26 He's not here.
10:27 He's in the room.
10:29 You can't go in.
10:32 Why?
10:33 Why is he in the room?
10:35 He'll kick you out.
10:37 He'll stay in my room.
10:40 He'll leave you.
10:42 He'll kick you out.
10:44 He'll kick me out?
10:46 Itan, talk to us.
10:50 Or just talk to me.
10:52 Itan, what's wrong?
10:53 Itan.
10:55 Itan.
10:58 Itan.
11:02 Itan, what's wrong?
11:06 Excuse me, half-sister.
11:09 I'm the one who's in love, right?
11:11 Not you.
11:13 Don't assume.
11:15 I thought you don't want to talk to Itan.
11:19 Excuse me.
11:21 Itan.
11:26 It's Yumi.
11:31 Let's talk.
11:33 What's wrong?
11:39 You're hiding something, right?
11:42 Itan.
11:44 Yumi, leave me alone.
11:49 I want to be alone.
11:51 Leave me alone, please.
11:53 You guys.
11:54 What's wrong?
11:58 He was fine earlier.
12:00 Maybe he just thought that his parents' plan
12:04 to send him to school is a lie.
12:07 That's why he's emoting.
12:10 Itan.
12:12 Itan.
12:15 That woman is so shabby.
12:21 You know what, I feel like
12:27 that woman is just trying to get to know me.
12:30 Because,
12:31 even though her eyes are big,
12:36 I can still see her.
12:38 Her eyes are so sharp.
12:40 Oh, it's Doc.
12:51 Where did you get this? Is this mine?
12:53 Let's see.
12:55 If I haven't hidden you,
12:58 you won't notice me.
13:00 Give it to me.
13:04 You're not listening.
13:05 You're busy.
13:07 Doc.
13:08 Doc, wait.
13:09 Just wait, Doc.
13:12 I'm listening.
13:14 Is this the place?
13:16 Yes, Ma.
13:18 Is this where you live?
13:19 Yes, this is his son's bakery.
13:21 And this bike shop is his daughter's bike shop.
13:25 Okay.
13:26 Is this it?
13:31 Is this your boyfriend?
13:33 I'll kill you.
13:36 No, Ma'am.
13:37 I'm just a sales staff in the bakery.
13:39 And one of the responsibilities of a sales clerk
13:42 is to handle cash and credit sales
13:45 and close out till the end of the day.
13:47 Is this a walking dictionary?
13:50 No, Ma.
13:51 It's his niece.
13:52 It looks like it.
13:53 Come on, let's go inside.
13:54 You think his hair is not his niece?
13:58 Don't.
13:59 You know what, to be honest,
14:02 Lance has been pestering me for a long time
14:05 to introduce him to you.
14:07 But I don't have time.
14:09 I'm sorry.
14:10 I was surprised when you came.
14:14 I didn't know that you came now.
14:17 I didn't get to fix it.
14:19 Don't believe my mom.
14:23 She's a big liar.
14:26 I know.
14:27 She doesn't know how to fix it.
14:28 You're so mean.
14:30 And you can smell that.
14:32 That's his perfume.
14:34 His?
14:35 Yes.
14:36 I haven't showered yet.
14:38 What happened to you, Apple?
14:41 Why did you become a burrata?
14:43 Me?
14:44 You're the one who's a told.
14:47 You haven't changed.
14:49 That's how it is.
14:50 When you're here, he just cleans.
14:52 He's so clean.
14:54 You know what?
14:55 He only takes a bath once a month.
14:58 Is that so?
14:59 Yes.
15:00 It's just a little later.
15:01 You look like you're already used to my looks, auntie.
15:06 Auntie?
15:08 I look older when you call me auntie.
15:12 Because we're the same age.
15:14 Hey, hey, hey.
15:19 Where are you going?
15:21 What are we going to do here?
15:24 We don't want to face your love team, Emotero.
15:28 No, we're not leaving until I find out what my love team is emoting.
15:33 Maybe Yumi doesn't want you anymore.
15:35 She can't even say the right thing.
15:37 There, you're assuming things again.
15:40 What do you think?
15:41 Do you think Tantan likes someone?
15:42 Poor Ethan.
15:46 What happened to Ethan?
15:47 Nothing.
15:48 He's still in the room.
15:50 He's still in jail.
15:51 But, he said he wants to talk to someone.
15:55 Oh, wait, wait.
15:58 Are you Jackie?
15:59 You're Yumi, right?
16:01 You, go home.
16:03 You're the one who's assuming.
16:22 You have a beautiful aura. You're pleasant.
16:25 And you're so kind.
16:27 My heart is so light for you.
16:29 Do you have a sour taste?
16:34 For matrona.
16:36 Doc, look.
16:40 I already made a pattern for PJ's school uniform.
16:44 I'll finish this soon, Doc.
16:49 I hope I can finish this soon.
16:51 But, I just want to ask.
16:52 What's in your pocket?
16:56 This is the new thing you're discussing.
16:58 You didn't finish your dressmaking class, right?
17:02 I'm just thinking of other ways to earn money.
17:06 You never know, I might earn money here.
17:08 Kids are so big, Doc.
17:10 But, wait.
17:13 The 10,000 that you gave me,
17:15 was that really just for fun when you helped me?
17:18 Yes, you're so annoying.
17:21 I just wanted to help.
17:23 But, you know what?
17:28 I'm just suspecting.
17:30 I'm just doubting.
17:31 I think that giving is not just for fun.
17:36 I think it's also related to flirting.
17:42 Is it karengking?
17:43 You know, right?
17:46 You know that, right?
17:48 You're so arrogant.
17:49 Maybe, you're just a kid.
17:53 If she's a kid, we're done talking.
17:57 Sister, Lance's mom is here.
18:01 She wants you to introduce her to auntie A.
18:04 Come on, Doc.
18:05 No, it's just a plastic.
18:06 You guys go ahead.
18:07 I'll just sleep here.
18:09 Jackie, are you okay?
18:12 You're so rude.
18:14 I thought you're the one who called me
18:16 because you want to talk to me.
18:18 But, you're just looking for your books.
18:20 Auntie Doris has a wound on her hand.
18:23 She's looking for relief.
18:24 That's why I thought of you.
18:26 Why did you agree?
18:27 It's a waste if she's going to pay 300 pesos.
18:29 I'm just going to ask for a loan.
18:31 I'm just going to ask for a loan.
18:33 I'm just going to ask for a loan.
18:34 I'm just going to ask for a loan.
18:35 I'm just going to ask for a loan.
18:36 I'm just going to ask for a loan.
18:37 She's going to pay 300 pesos.
18:38 And, why did you suddenly get up?
18:42 I'm thirsty.
18:43 Really?
18:50 Why?
18:51 And, who gave you the right
19:00 to bully my daughter?
19:02 Oh, God.
19:04 You.
19:05 You.
19:06 You're not hurting her.
19:10 I'm sorry.
19:11 I used someone.
19:13 Ma.
19:15 Ma.
19:16 Hello.
19:17 Just a moment.
19:18 Apple is just changing.
19:19 Okay.
19:20 Who are you calling?
19:21 Hello.
19:22 The man who helped me when I was in trouble.
19:28 He might be able to help me.
19:30 I have someone with me.
19:32 But, he's not answering.
19:34 He's not answering.
19:35 Oh, my iPhone is broken.
19:36 Maybe, I'm just old.
19:38 Don't worry.
19:39 Okay, now.
19:41 Why did I get in trouble
19:43 when you helped that old lady?
19:45 Is it okay to join your mischief?
19:50 Aunt Holly.
19:52 You know, it's okay.
19:53 That's why, my ears hurt when you call me aunt.
19:56 I feel like I'm smiling.
19:58 Let's go.
20:00 Let's go.
20:01 Let's go.
20:02 Wait.
20:03 Okay.
20:04 Let's go.
20:05 Viber.
20:07 Viber.
20:08 Please contact.
20:09 Ms. Matrona.
20:22 Hey, Ms. Matrona.
20:26 Can you stop being naughty?
20:28 My brother is sleeping.
20:30 He's taking a nap.
20:31 And do you know what nap is?
20:33 Nap is an afternoon rest or nap taken
20:35 especially during the hottest hours of the day.
20:38 Nap.
20:39 Child.
20:42 You don't want to do it.
20:43 Your brain is overreacting.
20:45 Why are you jealous of your half-sister,
20:50 Ms. Kukulam?
20:51 First,
20:52 are you and Ethan together?
20:54 Second,
20:56 are they together?
20:59 What?
21:00 Why would I be mad?
21:02 We're just sweet-sweet.
21:05 And I just thought that they're together.
21:08 There.
21:11 Like that.
21:13 Give the doubt of the benefit.
21:16 Stupid.
21:18 Benefit of the doubt.
21:19 Don't you speak English.
21:21 When you're in front of me,
21:22 my head gets hot.
21:28 Yumi,
21:29 we have a surprise for you.
21:30 Really?
21:31 What is it?
21:32 They look so happy.
21:36 Right, Yumi?
21:37 Are you guys close?
21:42 Are you?
21:43 I think so.
21:45 Laura.
21:49 Yes.
21:50 Did you buy anything?
21:52 Here in the bike shop?
21:54 Yes.
21:55 There's a lot.
21:56 But I asked them to go home
21:58 because you're sleeping.
21:59 Why didn't you wake me up?
22:02 This is expensive.
22:03 You might get mad.
22:06 And you won't buy it for me.
22:09 Adia Madjay is busy with her child.
22:12 I don't know where to put my body.
22:15 I'll help you.
22:17 Then don't.
22:19 But earlier,
22:20 someone called you.
22:25 This one.
22:26 She's so annoying.
22:28 She's Ms. Matrona.
22:29 I didn't answer that.
22:34 Because that's your cellphone.
22:36 But who's Ms. Matrona?
22:39 Are you a Khabit?
22:41 Oh my!
22:43 It's like the commercial of Judy Anzantes
22:45 and Raina Goncilio.
22:47 It's like,
22:48 "Mommy, what's Khabit?"
22:51 You want to be Khabit?
22:54 Brother!
22:55 You know I'm the one who will be laughed at.
22:59 Brother!
23:02 They're fighting for something.
23:08 Isn't that you two?
23:10 No.
23:12 They've been fighting for a while.
23:16 Lilith's mother is different.
23:20 Why?
23:21 Think about it.
23:23 She bought a new watch.
23:25 It's so expensive.
23:26 And she said she'll give it to the person who helped her
23:31 when she was in trouble.
23:32 Think about it.
23:33 She just met him and she's giving him a watch?
23:36 That's around 1,500 pesos.
23:40 That's too much.
23:41 Mom, do you think you made it successful
23:44 to make them ugly and old
23:46 so that their mom won't like you?
23:48 I'm sure of it.
23:50 Is that okay?
23:51 I'm sure of it.
23:52 I'm sure that tomorrow,
23:54 Lilith and I will be separated.
23:56 I can't accept that.
23:59 That's not good for me.
24:00 I'm sure of it.
24:02 Mom.
24:03 She's just a playboy.
24:05 She's just a playboy.
24:06 She's just a playboy.
24:07 She's just a playboy.
24:09 Go and sit there.
24:13 Go and sit there.
24:14 Go and sit there.
24:15 Jingo!
24:17 Jingo, baby!
24:19 Jingo!
24:20 Oh, you're just here.
24:24 I bought a gift for you.
24:27 But I'm calling you and you don't answer.
24:30 You're so…
24:31 Wait.
24:32 Why are you here?
24:33 Do you live here?
24:35 She's my wife.
24:38 I'll beat her up.
24:40 I'll dance.
24:42 Oh, I'm sorry.
24:48 I'm so embarrassed.
24:49 I'm so embarrassed.
24:50 We should leave.
24:51 No, it's my fault.
24:54 That's my childhood friend.
24:58 I didn't introduce him to you.
24:59 He's our eldest.
25:00 He's PJ.
25:01 You're his son?
25:03 Yes.
25:04 I'm so sorry.
25:05 You know, Mrs.
25:07 When I see a handsome man like him,
25:10 he's so handsome.
25:12 He has a nice skin and a nice nose.
25:13 He's my weakness.
25:16 Even if he's not that tall,
25:18 I have a crush on him.
25:20 because he looks like his father.
25:23 Here.
25:25 It's true.
25:26 But we should leave.
25:28 I'm so embarrassed.
25:29 Let's leave.
25:31 Wait, I'll give you back the 10,000 pesos that you gave me.
25:34 No, no.
25:35 It's yours now.
25:36 I gave it to you.
25:38 It's just that if it wasn't for you,
25:41 I might have been beaten up.
25:43 So, it's okay.
25:45 You know that I have a crush on someone.
25:46 It's over.
25:47 I don't have a crush on you anymore.
25:48 Is Paul okay?
25:49 Is he good?
25:51 Oh my God.
25:53 I hope he's not.
25:54 Oh, yes.
25:55 But why does he look like he's getting taller?
25:57 Are you sick?
25:59 He's like that.
26:00 You know,
26:01 all of your boyfriends are like that.
26:03 My youngest son is the most stupid.
26:04 Because the old boyfriend suits you.
26:08 The mother's boyfriend is the one who's not yet a mother's boy.
26:12 That's why I love you, my mother.
26:15 Oh my God.
26:18 You're so annoying.
26:19 32 more.
26:21 32?
26:22 Yes.
26:23 Okay.
26:24 [music]
26:47 Of course, I made that.
26:49 Are you still eating?
26:51 What is this for?
26:53 This is for our good time with you and Jackie.
26:55 I was in jail earlier
26:57 so I can get used to myself when I don't see you anymore.
27:00 And don't tell Jackie about this.
27:03 I left her to wash our clothes.
27:06 Are you making fun of me?
27:09 What if you're still in Davao?
27:14 Then,
27:15 I'll go with you.
27:16 Come on.
27:17 Come on.
27:18 Hey!
27:22 This kid.
27:23 He's so naughty.
27:25 And what is naughty?
27:26 Naughty is a stubborn person,
27:29 a troublemaker,
27:30 and a hard-headed.
27:31 Naughty.
27:33 Ouch!
27:35 Who's that?
27:36 Ouch!
27:37 Oh my God, Majay.
27:39 Why did you make my grandson's suma?
27:42 You can comment on that, Mom.
27:44 Why?
27:45 I'm repairing that.
27:47 At least, I'm starting.
27:49 Mommy, you know what?
27:50 When I get to school, I'll be dead.
27:52 Because I won't be asking for anything anymore.
27:54 I told you.
27:56 Happy Mother's Day!
27:59 Yay!
28:00 Yay!
28:01 Congratulations, Majay!
28:04 I'm so happy that Bruno got a daughter.
28:06 Thank you.
28:07 We thought you already forgot about it.
28:10 Yes.
28:11 We can't forget about it.
28:13 Bobo and I have a plan.
28:15 You're all so pretty.
28:16 Let's go.
28:17 Let's have dinner outside.
28:18 What?
28:19 Wait, why are you two dressed up?
28:21 We're waiting for a surprise.
28:24 Surprise!
28:26 Why didn't you give me the fresh one?
28:30 Huh?
28:32 What?
28:33 It's because PJ...
28:35 Your uncle Lance...
28:39 came from...
28:41 Where?
28:42 From...
28:43 from...
28:44 from...
28:45 from...
28:46 from...
28:47 What?
28:48 He's your uncle.
28:49 You should've killed him.
28:50 He's my uncle.
28:51 Oh.
28:52 Yes.
28:53 But he's not going to get flowers.
28:55 So we'll just stay there.
28:57 Stop it!
28:58 He said he'll get flowers.
29:01 Ouch!
29:02 How can a mother measure her child's worth?
29:06 It's simple.
29:08 If she's able to do 100% of her responsibilities to her children.
29:14 And that's a lot.
29:16 That's a lot.
29:17 I think she's lacking in her hands and feet.
29:20 To count.
29:22 She's lacking.
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