Barstool Sports Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2023
Jackie Nichols | Barstool Sports
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00:00 Mine was very
00:02 Like creamy yeah, what we're doing
00:09 That was louder than I thought I brought the office to a halt I've never I've never seen the office stand still quite the way it
00:22 Did
00:24 Nice in here
00:39 All right, all right, okay guys secret Santa season here at Barstow, that's what you're picking right? Yep, I
00:48 Thought it was the belt buck. I thought you like I'm busy. I'll buckle up you really cool
00:52 You would think the belt buckle would have something to do
00:54 Oh my god, oh my god jack
01:03 Damn it I
01:09 Get keys
01:11 Damn, I was just so mean to him on Twitter like a little bit ago
01:15 Keeks once said like I I don't have sexual intercourse with women
01:19 It has to be nice. I have to get a nice gift
01:22 I can't get a pocket pussy, which was the first thing I thought but that is not nice. That's not nice
01:27 You would not think it's funny. I he would use it
01:29 but
01:32 Kenneth ball, I'm thinking pocket vagina. I know he's a very horny lad
01:38 Grace O'Malley, that's a good one Ken Jack never said a word to him in my life
01:45 Like not once
01:47 What are we gonna fuck I'm gonna get gas
01:50 This is a very complicated gift because he's in a very different tax bracket than I am
01:54 Everything I'm saying is not gonna be able to be published. Oh Jesus this idiot dudes who's on my team. He's like a puppy
02:00 I feel you get it most anything. It'll be happy. I don't want someone to get me pretty easy. Gotta just please
02:05 Oh, I want a beanie
02:10 Secret Santa time I got this John rich Robbie Fox Rico. Ha ha ha
02:16 This is easy
02:17 Well at the top my head what I would get Frank
02:19 Have you seen those woodwork things that look like a flag Google like woodwork woodwork American flag Google woodwork Mets flag
02:26 I like gifts that I'm like, oh, I don't have to spend money on it. So maybe I'll play it safe socks underwear
02:32 I know that's like Brian not something you buy a co-worker
02:34 But it's most I don't like spending money on and now if you go to Kohl's
02:37 No, France called the money's out of control. You know, it's take a guess like a six-pack. It's like 25
02:43 I got Francis maybe a joke book or something like that to help his a stand-up routines
02:48 This is almost a true blue like would you get the guy does everything I don't get large and a subscription to pass only
02:56 I
02:58 Got wrong. I think I'm gonna spend a lot of money on this if I get Tommy smokes, I'm gonna get him an industrial-sized
03:04 Pack of condoms if I get Caroline, I'm gonna get her a solid gold microphone Wow
03:09 Caroline so this gold microphone
03:14 $379 I just order it right now. I don't want there to be any doubt that I spent a lot of money though
03:21 What if I gave her a briefcase of cash? So it's not about the gift-giving. It's more about
03:25 Flexing I'm trying to flex. She'll leave the I'll leave the price tag on it. Okay, $412 with shipping
03:31 Oh
03:33 Okay
03:36 No way I
03:41 Feel like this is like winning the jackpot because I might just get him like a pile of shit
03:46 I hope Tommy doesn't get me because he'll do a bit and it won't be anything thoughtful
03:52 It'll be you know, Tommy will get me like a signed picture of Tommy something Tommy related signed album cover
03:58 I don't want clobber to get me. He'd probably try to give me like fucking some disease like the bubonic plague
04:04 What would you want?
04:06 What do you get the guy that has everything this fucking miserable prick yeah, oh
04:11 I'm gonna be honest. It's probably like the last person that I wanted. I feel like he doesn't like me
04:18 I'm gonna have to get him a rubber pussy. Ah
04:26 GSC subscription, that's too mean some sort of meat. Do you want or not?
04:31 Joey owes me a gift. So if he gets me here, he doesn't double down my secret Santa person. I have to get gift for is
04:39 So you're not getting two gifts now, you know, but never now he knows the super Santa person it's okay
04:50 I'll pretend I don't know. Oh, it's yes from my sweet job. Good luck. Good luck
04:56 Oh
05:11 Merry Christmas, it's the barstool gift exchange. Let's see what everyone got
05:16 Let's see everyone gets and let's see if there's any regrets
05:20 Oh my god, this is so cute
05:32 It's a little Taylor Swift
05:36 themed calendar
05:39 bougie gin
05:40 Hell, yeah, the gin is to make Taylor Swift's like gin cocktail. It's like all over tick-tock
05:46 Yeah, I think when you mix it it changes colors and all that lavender haze
05:50 All right, we got our next gift it for large who's not here I I had large so I guess I'll just show his present
06:01 I got him wine and
06:03 I got him six months
06:05 subscription to Pat's only fans
06:08 I just told Pat about it. He's like I show my dick on there. So for Christmas for large
06:15 I gave Pat 50 bucks. Yeah
06:17 You come over and like can't meet him. Yeah, I love you so much. All right, here we go
06:22 Look at me while you say that
06:25 It's only three gay people here
06:28 Hey, I'm Frank Frank. What's that kid?
06:31 Your greatest Christmas present of all your love
06:34 I've never dreamed
06:36 Sorry boss when we were all out of the regular cards respectfully Ken Jack
06:39 Thank you
06:41 There's a custom one
06:50 Custom designed for the gas man. Okay, we got Robbie what a card r2d2
06:58 Hi Robbie saw you on the path train once I didn't say hi because it seemed awkward
07:04 So here's a $50 Metro card. That is very helpful
07:07 Who's that from you saw me?
07:09 Looks like it's uh for Rico Wow
07:16 It's a famous horse picture. It's a Rico the general of chop
07:20 I thought you enjoy a classy piece of fine art and lunch on me
07:23 I also ordered your sweet custom tie on November 17th that still hasn't arrived
07:27 Shout out Joey B. I'm Eric crystal from
07:30 Thank You Robbie very thoughtful this next one is for plumber
07:34 Identify as non-binary my pronouns are FJB. Let's go Brandon
07:45 And many many many scratch tickets
07:49 All right, we got bibs light mayonnaise
08:00 And
08:02 Russian vodka
08:04 All right. Yeah, just what I wanted
08:06 Merry holidays bibsy instructions from Santa take liquor
08:13 Provided pour shot add spoonful of mayo heat and microwave 15 seconds consume the heated
08:20 But baloo Z. Balcoo Z Balcoo Z
08:23 Earn $50 of Mary enjoy the season
08:27 Yeah
08:29 Joey can master this joke in masses in the round full-blown Oh
08:34 It says man camp with Brian Tomei
08:40 Man camp is a three-day off the grid primitive camping experience for men. Wait, is this what I want? This is the camping
08:46 Yeah, originally was gonna be a big box. It was epic on the black market, but it's all gone
08:50 I can't find it. So I got you a trip to man camp where they say
08:54 Man camp ain't kumbaya singing sit and get church camp. You'll be pushed and you'll be stretched
09:00 Here's hoping it'll be it'll be hard and you can absolutely do it. So join us for man camp
09:06 I'm really gonna go and bottom there. All right fight the master of disguise
09:14 And a $75
09:19 I didn't want to just give a gift card
09:21 So I wanted to give you the worst movie that I could possibly imagine and Ken Jack helped me with that one
09:25 So I believe that Dana Carvey was in the costume when he found out about 9/11. So
09:29 Okay, we got Jack Mack here these are for me Jack Mack
09:34 Here the future, okay, that's cool
09:43 That's really cool
09:45 That you've gone into this is talking I'm like
09:48 Welcome I asked around I was like I have to get you something nice because I was mean on Twitter one time
09:55 So that was that would have been funny. I mean like how to pick up chicks
09:58 Almost I almost got you a pocket pussy and I didn't think that was appropriate
10:03 So I didn't do it
10:05 But so I asked everybody what your favorite things were cuz I had no idea and all those things
10:11 You're welcome. All right, so this is Tommy one Tommy open the presents one through four
10:16 Hopefully these keep you fucking all winter. Love Santa. Oh
10:21 Nice nice
10:24 True Tommy fans know I masturbate into tissues
10:37 Ooh cough drops and more tissues. Oh
10:41 That's that's a good I get a cold Oh green tea super antioxidant
10:49 This is a good
10:53 This will be my second mug with my own face
11:00 Thank you
11:06 Thank you, you know I get colds and I like myself
11:10 Game of Thrones guide and trivia deck. Very cool. Love that. We got what's it called coming back soon, right?
11:18 My own hoodie given back to me I think I know I think I might know who
11:25 Gee, I once gave away a bunch of merch and in it was this hoodie, which was very expensive and Gia grabbed it
11:32 And I was like, oh my god that went back
11:36 My favorite movie of the year
11:39 My house watch you can rewatch maybe relearn
11:47 We have what looks like a syringe
11:53 Ooh for my pre-diabetes
11:57 whipped cream
12:00 whipped cream
12:02 This is definitely for me, isn't it?
12:05 Use that
12:09 And a candle
12:12 For you, thank you. Okay, we got Smitty Merry Christmas. Hope the Phillies beat the Mets at this game
12:30 Oh
12:32 Philly's Mets tickets
12:37 All right, we're going on to do
12:42 Dukes hope your Christmas is spent the jolly way. Oh, wow for Charles prom. Wow. Thank you
12:49 Dukes loves going to restaurants. This is like the best restaurant in the city the hardest thing to reservation though
12:56 Well, we got you sitting got the reservation too. So Wow, we'll give you some option. Give me some reservations
13:01 This is very very clutch, they take your girlfriend or whoever you want, you don't know how bad I needed this Nate dog
13:11 Caroline thank you
13:20 This whole thing Nate dog wolf wolf. Merry Christmas
13:24 I know you love poker and you are the dog so I got you a you're just telling me what you
13:30 Sadly the US Postal Service sucks ass. Thanks Obama. So I got you a second gift
13:36 Something that's actually useful no one works harder than you that's
13:41 It's like five years you can open it
13:45 This will help you when you're editing the countless blogs. I write five ever. Love you, Caroline
13:51 I
13:53 Just came the most popular person in this office and then chai tea mix cuz I know you love chai tea. Thank you
14:07 You're welcome
14:09 How are you the only person got drugs for people
14:11 Then Jack is so much this so come on
14:14 So much
14:24 AMC popcorn classic butter coated in this shit that's sticking to every part of me. It's the AMC popcorn
14:30 You got a fight a $500 a fucking reservation a hog salt
14:34 Who's it from?
14:37 There's also a gift card in there
14:39 Okay, we're going hubs you already got your fucking gift it's one so no
15:00 Weirdly obsessed over this person and it freaks me out. So I decided to set to set you something nice
15:07 Get you something nice. Look I gave you to your phones on your phone. It's very nice of me
15:12 It's very nice of me. Here are two tickets to Chelsea color. Very nice
15:15 You are weirdly obsessed
15:20 He doesn't win Caroline
15:26 Oh, it's so cute. Yeah, it's a vibrator
15:29 Oh, that's so sweet. Oh that makes it even sweeter
15:35 I'll pump his tires. That's an actual gold microphone. It's like it's
15:44 Really nice
15:56 He wanted to put the receipt in there so you would know how much it costs but then his wife threw it away
16:00 So now they're getting divorced. Oh
16:02 grace
16:05 Grace I was told when I got those those are mushrooms. I didn't check to confirm
16:20 - well - a little scary on the tinfoil, but
16:24 Who's this from Oh for Marty, I guess I know this is from
16:37 Happy in my holiday the star atop my tree. You are the merry and my Christmas and the only gift
16:45 Oh
16:47 Tom Ford
16:51 Autograph Merry Christmas your parents. Tell me you're a huge smoke
16:57 Don't blame you enjoy
17:02 Something else in there's another one one night with Tommy
17:08 Congrats you have been awarded one night to hang out
17:15 You get to take him out to dinner and then you go to a bar club of his choosing
17:21 Shots on you
17:24 For the best night of your life
17:26 Congratulations, America Christmas must be redeemed by Sunday December 10th. So this weekend
17:31 No, I got you a real gift though - come on
17:36 a
17:38 Beautiful and one
17:48 Thank you to Rhea for this
18:04 You strap stick my own use traps
18:06 It doesn't appear that Francis is here. All right. Well I got him a
18:15 Cheeseboard for his like I know he's a
18:19 wine connoisseur and
18:23 it's a
18:24 Nice little cheese board comes with the carving set that you just got the little spaces where you have all the crackers
18:30 He's put in there. It's a
18:32 cheeseboard to go with his wine
18:34 But it's a cheese board, what is it called a chartreuse chartreuse board
18:43 Viva Viva Viva
18:47 a lot of
18:49 Your gift is not here yet. I did my parents do and I printed it off
18:55 To the biggest I'm that's man. I know yeah, I love the diamond
18:59 That's that's a desk decoration that you can put at your desk good. I need one. I have
19:02 Yeah, whatever wait important are you are you a fake diamondbacks fan no, oh
19:10 That's an insane accusation
19:26 Girl I love that I did get you a shirt
19:29 So I went to Walgreens or doinery yeah and made a little
19:36 I had the same exact thing when I was 13
19:41 Merry Christmas, happy Secret Santa. I just got you a one-month subscription on only fans
19:56 to a very special lady whom I think you know and love a
19:59 Little lady by the name of sky
20:04 All right, this one's addressed to Kris Kringle Kris Kringle, that's you oh
20:24 Oh
20:26 Yes, I'll never give up your dream sign
20:31 Time for another unboxing time for another unboxing time for another unboxing
20:45 Okay, we got a looks like a classic dolphin class
20:54 Oh, yes, ooh
20:56 Classic diet Coca-Cola six-pack with the
21:02 1972 25th anniversary
21:05 25th anniversary 17. Oh, the only thing is you can't drink them Frank. Yeah, 20
21:11 Well, it's last year's the 50th anniversary. So it's not a 20 you said so the sodas 26 years old
21:17 Yeah, exactly
21:19 Let your heart be light from now on
21:34 We'll be out of sight
21:38 We'll be together if the fates allow
21:45 hang a
21:47 Shining star upon a highest bow and have yourself a merry little Christmas now
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