Medway's Christmas rapper
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Transcript
00:00 It was Christmas Eve, I was walking through this *****
00:02 Trying to steal the burgers from the back of Greedy Banker
00:05 I felt kinda bad, the guy looked like a zombie
00:07 Stumbling around like every girl that's found inside the monkey
00:10 I'm pacing to the cricks, into the car park
00:12 I think his name was Arthur, 'cause the ***** looked like an aardvark
00:15 A rugby tackled him so hard he hit the deck
00:17 Which wasn't hard 'cause he was smaller, Lord Farquhar from Shrek
00:20 Don't run away, you *****, 'cause I will slam ya
00:22 I'd use my legs to trip him up like Israel with a Sanya
00:24 I wish I had my camera when I handed him his fate
00:27 'Cause when I tripped him up, there's anger 'cause he landed on his face
00:29 (upbeat music)