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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19 All right, Mike's Pie.
00:21 What a story that is, guys.
00:22 Like, you almost came with a girl.
00:24 She almost took you to a pool party in Lynchfield.
00:26 No fucking way.
00:27 No fucking way.
00:29 I know the girl, he said.
00:30 We have a mutual friend as well.
00:32 Who?
00:33 A girl in town.
00:33 We-- you were in the mix.
00:34 You were going to stop by here pre-pandemic.
00:37 It was like a whole thing.
00:38 You're coming up to a pool party here at Lynchfield.
00:40 And--
00:41 Me?
00:42 Yeah.
00:42 I was coming to a pool party in Lynchfield?
00:44 Yes, yes.
00:46 That's news to me.
00:47 I don't think I was ever that close to going
00:48 to a pool party in Lynchfield.
00:50 She was texting you one night.
00:52 We were all out.
00:53 And you're like, Mike's Pie.
00:54 I've heard of it.
00:55 We'll go, blah, blah, blah.
00:57 They go pool parties up here all the time in Lynchfield.
01:00 And you're like, dude, we'll stop and hit it on the way up.
01:02 This is-- I'm talking pre-pandemic.
01:03 This is--
01:03 Again, I know--
01:07 [BLEEP]
01:08 But I was never going to a pool party in Lynchfield.
01:11 That may have been like spit and game, but--
01:13 No fucking way.
01:14 It's something that you can say.
01:15 Yeah, I'll go to that pool party.
01:17 No fucking way.
01:18 Oh, I heard of Mike's Pizza.
01:19 No way.
01:20 There's no chance I was going to a pool party in Lynchfield.
01:24 No fucking chance.
01:25 No how.
01:26 Anyways, we ordered the traditional round.
01:28 They're known for the sweet Sicilian.
01:30 Here's a traditional round.
01:31 Looks really good.
01:33 I also-- we just came straight from Joni's.
01:36 Ate the whole thing.
01:37 I love Joni's.
01:38 I gave an 8.4.
01:39 Could have been like a 9.1.
01:40 That's how good it really ended up being.
01:42 So I ate the whole thing, and I'm full of shit.
01:45 Mike's Pizza won, but he says I almost came.
01:46 Says I almost came in the summer to Lynchfield to a pool party.
01:50 No, I did not.
01:53 Speaking of pool parties, Roback.
01:55 I'm wearing it right now.
01:57 It's a large.
01:57 20% off.
01:59 Fits under the hoodie in the back.
02:00 Good look.
02:02 Used to go pizza 20% off this week.
02:05 Because I-- and it is cold.
02:06 It's winter, and I'm not coming here in the summer.
02:08 I have no pool parties in Lynchfield.
02:10 One bite every night is worth it.
02:11 Even this is a little bit sweet.
02:23 I wish it had a little more crunch.
02:24 I wish it had.
02:26 But they told me to do a Sicilian.
02:27 And he's coming off Joni's, which I'll
02:30 be talking about Joni's for the next two months.
02:32 All right, here's the sweet Sicilian.
02:35 This is what they say they're known for.
02:36 By the way, this place had a--
02:38 you can go right in if you want--
02:39 a monster score on the app, and like 60 reviews.
02:43 He also says our first New Hampshire review?
02:46 I think that's probably right.
02:47 I've never been in New Hampshire?
02:50 I find that like almost impossible to believe.
02:52 [WIND BLOWING]
02:55 This is sweet, sweet sauce.
03:05 I gotta be honest, I like the round pie a little bit more,
03:07 even though they said it's a civilian.
03:10 Sicilian?
03:10 I'm getting the round pie.
03:11 What's that?
03:12 I'm getting the round pie.
03:13 Try it if you want it.
03:14 Yeah?
03:14 Yeah, take it.
03:14 See what you want.
03:15 Have you had it before?
03:16 No, first time.
03:17 First time in Mike's.
03:19 What made you come here?
03:21 I'm a salesman.
03:21 I'm on the road.
03:22 I just need to grab a bite.
03:23 There you go.
03:24 Give me a score.
03:24 Go 0 to 10 and let me know what you think.
03:26 Don't burn yourself.
03:27 Doesn't make the 8's.
03:32 Agreed.
03:34 It's under a 7.5.
03:37 Are you just driving around?
03:40 How far away is Joni's?
03:42 It's 15 minutes.
03:43 It's 15 minutes, a place called Joni's.
03:45 It's one of the best pies I've had in a while.
03:46 I'll give it a 7.1.
03:47 7.1.
03:48 I'm actually-- it's going 7.2.
03:51 We're going to go in there and talk to the guy
03:53 because he wanted to reconnect.
03:54 But I think he's about right.
03:55 A little more crisp, a little grease.
03:57 Not bad.
03:58 It's good.
04:00 Better than a Greek pie around here, you know?
04:02 Yeah.
04:02 Why?
04:02 Is there a lot around?
04:03 Is that what everything is?
04:04 A lot of house of pizzas.
04:05 A lot of house--
04:06 This guy knows pizza.
04:07 He actually knows pizza.
04:08 Do I look like I know pizza?
04:09 Come on.
04:10 You don't get this girl's figure for nothing.
04:12 Yeah.
04:13 All the Greeks are house of pizzas.
04:14 Probably some roast beef in there a little bit, too.
04:17 All right.
04:17 So 7.2, 7.1 from that guy.
04:19 First ever New Hampshire pizza review, I guess.
04:22 So there you go.
04:22 That's a review.
04:23 I get a lot of that.
04:25 They're all looking at me.
04:26 I'm going to say 7.2.
04:29 7.2.
04:30 Cecilia, good?
04:31 I like the round one.
04:32 Really?
04:33 Yeah, I like the round one.
04:34 Wowzer.
04:35 Yeah.
04:35 What do you say?
04:36 It was good.
04:37 I like a little crispier, but it was very good.
04:39 OK.
04:39 I was just going to say, I didn't want to torso thing on you.
04:41 You know what I mean?
04:42 No, it was very good.
04:43 I've got to grab a quick pic.
04:44 Yeah, yeah, of course.
04:45 Sorry, dude.
04:47 What did you roll it in at?
04:48 You've got to watch the reviews.
04:50 I watch them religiously.
04:51 You know I'm going to do it.
04:54 That's so awesome.
04:55 Thanks for coming in.
04:56 I really appreciate it.
04:57 I'll just say, yeah, if you don't mind, dude.
04:59 Cool.
04:59 Nice meeting you.
05:00 Nice meeting you.
05:00 Yeah, take care.
05:01 Good to see you guys.
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