Hilarious Kids Arguments
Hilarious Kids Arguments
Transcript
00:00 So, I'm going to talk about Jesus.
00:03 Hallelujah!
00:05 That's too loud.
00:06 Okay, sorry.
00:07 Do it nicely, okay?
00:09 Hallelujah!
00:11 Wait, I'm going to get a boyfriend.
00:13 Daddy will break his legs.
00:15 No!
00:16 Yes, I will.
00:17 Dad, I'm...
00:18 And guess what will happen after that?
00:19 What?
00:20 See, your boyfriend's daddy.
00:22 Daddy will take him hostage and keep him in a cupboard.
00:25 No.
00:26 No.
00:27 You're not going to have a boyfriend, you're going to be a nun.
00:33 You're going to be a nun.
00:34 You've got to work for Jesus.
00:35 No, I'm not going to be a boyfriend.
00:37 You know who you've got to work for?
00:38 You know who you've got to work for?
00:39 I'm not going to work for anyone.
00:40 End of story.
00:41 Lily, I just watched you touch Jude's food.
00:45 I touched his food.
00:47 Yes, you did.
00:48 I touched his food.
00:50 You touched Jude's food.
00:52 No, I didn't touch his food.
00:54 Yes, you did touch the food.
00:57 No, I didn't touch his food.
01:00 Did you touch Jude's food?
01:02 No, I didn't touch his food.
01:05 You touched Jude's food.
01:07 I just watched you...
01:09 I didn't touch his food.
01:11 No, I didn't touch his food.
01:13 Yes, you did touch his food.
01:15 No, I didn't touch his food.
01:19 You touched his food.
01:21 No, I didn't touch his food.
01:25 Were you playing in Jude's food?
01:27 No, I didn't touch his food.
01:30 No, I didn't touch his food.
01:34 You touched the food.
01:35 No, I didn't eat his food.
01:38 One, two, three, five.
01:42 No, it's not three.
01:43 It's one, two, three, four, five.
01:46 No, it's one, two, three, five.
01:50 No, sweetie, it's one, two, three, four.
01:54 No, it's one, two, three, five.
01:58 No, no, it's one, two, three, four, five.
02:03 No, it's one, two, three, five.
02:07 Aaliyah, it's one, two, three, four.
02:10 No, mama, it's one, two, three, five.
02:13 No, you're skipping four.
02:15 You're skipping four.
02:16 You can't just leave four out.
02:18 Aaliyah, you're skipping four.
02:22 This is all your fault.
02:24 I'm sorry, it was so good.
02:25 You are in trouble.
02:27 I couldn't help myself.
02:29 You are really, really in trouble.
02:31 I just wanted to eat the Twix.
02:33 You are really in trouble.
02:35 You're going to be sick.
02:37 You're fired.
02:39 You're really fired.
02:42 Just don't eat the Twix.
02:44 You're really fired.
02:46 You're fired.
02:48 When you get old, you can't follow the plan.
02:51 You're a follower.
02:54 [MUSIC]
02:56 There it is.
02:57 That's it.
02:58 [MUSIC]