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00:00 [SILENCE]
00:03 [BIP]
00:07 "For an occasion"
00:09 Je vais lire ça encore
00:11 "For an occasion"
00:12 Comme ça
00:14 "I want to make sure I keep up the traditions of being a best man"
00:17 "Apparently I need to get the groom to the church on time"
00:19 "Tick"
00:20 "I need to remember the rings"
00:22 "Did that"
00:23 "And I need to have sex with a bridesmaid"
00:25 "I... To be fair I..."
00:28 "Maybe when they're older"
00:30 "Happy 10 day anniversary"
00:32 "What is it?"
00:33 "I saw you looking at it online the other day"
00:35 "Two Asian lesbians and a man who looks like a fat Jesus"
00:37 "I thought I got it made"
00:40 "I'm marrying a doctor"
00:41 "First word, first word"
00:43 "It's bling"
00:44 "Red, red, red"
00:45 "Innocent, sick, lazy, stupid, disappointment"
00:48 "That was 9 months ago"
00:51 "It's just something in our marriage that hasn't quite..."
00:54 "Clicked"
00:55 "You realise you've married beneath yourself"
00:57 "You thought it could be someone better looking"
00:59 "Better body"
01:00 "No"
01:01 "So were there terrible sexual problems?"
01:03 "Chloé's lovely, I don't know how you let her slip away"
01:09 "No, she's too nice, she's too perfect"
01:12 "Holy sh..."
01:15 "Guy right?"
01:17 "Yeah"
01:18 "He's just your type really"
01:19 "You're my type, I don't really go for good looking"
01:21 "I need to be with you now"
01:24 "I'm sorry but that dove is getting awfully close to the ceiling fan"
01:26 "I'm not giving up"
01:27 "From the minute I met you I thought of nothing else"
01:29 "Nats"
01:35 "Kind"
01:36 "Boring"
01:37 "Warm"
01:38 "Put the radiator on if you want warm"
01:39 "Good with kids"
01:40 "So was Michael Jackson"
01:41 "It's a shame that they couldn't put your brain in her body"
01:46 "Do you know what I mean? That would be amazing"
01:48 "Although you'd be left with her brain in your body, imagine that"
01:50 "Oh my god it's like Frankenstein but with like boobs"
01:52 "No, joking, I'd do ya"
01:56 "I'm not going to do it"
01:57 "I'm not going to do it"
01:58 "I'm not going to do it"
01:59 "I'm not going to do it"
02:00 "I'm not going to do it"
02:01 "I'm not going to do it"
02:02 "I'm not going to do it"
02:03 "I'm not going to do it"
02:04 "I'm not going to do it"
02:05 "I'm not going to do it"
02:06 "I'm not going to do it"
02:07 "I'm not going to do it"
02:08 "I'm not going to do it"
02:09 "I'm not going to do it"
02:10 "I'm not going to do it"
02:11 "I'm not going to do it"
02:12 "I'm not going to do it"
02:13 "I'm not going to do it"
02:14 "I'm not going to do it"
02:15 "I'm not going to do it"
02:17 Donc c'est le Maroc, c'est le hôtel et c'est...
02:20 Oh, c'est style doggy
02:26 [Musique]