Follow Po on his wide-eyed adventures in ancient China, whose love of kung fu is matched only by an insatiable appetite.
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00:00 It is time to take the next step on your journey.
00:05 I'm not going to be the dragon warrior anymore?
00:08 You will advance to spiritual leader of the Valley of Peace.
00:12 Inner peace.
00:14 Inner peace.
00:16 Get your serf off my turf!
00:19 Dinner please. Dinner with peas. In a sesame soy glaze.
00:25 This is not working at all.
00:28 Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:30 Tai Lung? Big fan.
00:32 Once I possess the kung fu of every master villain, no one will dare question my power.
00:42 Not even the great dragon warrior.
00:46 Who's that?
00:47 The most powerful shape-shifting sorceress, the chameleon.
00:51 How do I find this "the chameleon"?
00:54 I'm going to lead you right to her front door.
00:57 It was against an army!
01:01 Then we'll just have to get an army of our own.
01:06 What is this place?
01:08 The best crooks and criminals live here.
01:10 You're a wanted criminal?
01:11 You sound surprised. Is it surprising?
01:14 Now you kids be careful of those fireworks.
01:17 Violence makes our tummies tingle.
01:22 Why should we help you?
01:23 We can take down the chameleon together.
01:26 Being the dragon warrior, it's who I am.
01:29 Skadoosh!
01:30 What do I know about being a spiritual leader?
01:32 What is it you're holding?
01:33 A cookie?
01:34 You were chosen to become something more than you already are.
01:38 How should we do this?
01:46 Quick and painless?
01:47 Or slow and painful?
01:50 Slow and painful!
01:52 You finally met your match, chameleon.
02:01 We're not so different, you and I.
02:04 Skadoosh!
02:07 Stand back! I'm gonna kick my butt!
02:10 What?
02:11 Skadoosh!
02:12 Skadoosh!
02:17 [Skadoosh!]
02:19 Skadoosh!
02:21 [Skadoosh!]
02:22 [Skadoosh!]
02:24 (dramatic music)