Return of the Jedi | show | 1983 | Official Trailer
Luke Skywalker leads a mission to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of Jabba the Hutt, while the Emperor seek | dHNfdDNWdEtkb1BJWUU
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00:00 [music]
00:04 Principal Shepard, we came to ask if there's anything we can do to get Chris back in the school.
00:09 Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid we can't do that.
00:12 Oh, I think you can. I think you can do that and a whole lot more.
00:17 Wow, I can't believe I'm on a first-name basis with Tara Lipinski!
00:22 Now, refresh my memory. Is Tara the one who had the DUI?
00:25 That's Oksana Bayoul.
00:27 Sounds like something Gandalf says at the foot of a mountain.
00:30 Oksana Bayoul!
00:33 [crash]
00:34 [footsteps]
00:40 Okay, we can go in now.
00:43 I think I've got the lingo of today's lady down pat.
00:46 Hey, might I Pinterest you in a drink point-o?
00:50 [pinterest noises]
00:54 I'm a dog. I can hear everything.
00:56 By the way, the Stranger Things monster just farted.
00:59 [crunch]
01:00 Holy crap, Hal! What's wrong with you?
01:03 You love it.
01:05 Listen, I want to throw you the wildest bachelor party of all time.
01:08 It's going to be crazier than whatever Kanye West is doing at this particular moment.
01:12 I'm giving this lasagna a massage while preparing to announce I'm joining ISIS!
01:17 Thank you for your interest!
01:19 Mr. Griffin, I'm afraid you have testicular cancer. I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.
01:23 Oh, I think maybe there is.
01:27 Peter, you want to watch Netflix?
01:29 Yeah, let's watch one of those stand-up specials.
01:31 There's a bunch of them. They've got to be good.
01:33 No. No.
01:35 Tom Segura?
01:37 Geez, they're giving one of these to everyone. How come I don't have one?
01:40 You do, Peter. This is the taped intro.
01:42 Mr. Griffin, you're on!
01:44 [music]
01:50 You're smoking the vape pen?
01:52 No, I'm smoking a real cigarette like mothers are supposed to do.
01:55 You're such a hypocrite! At least vaping is healthy.
01:59 Oh, don't be an idiot. Vaping is just as bad, and you look like a douchebag.
02:03 No, I don't. I look cool.
02:05 Go ahead. Hold it to your mouth.
02:08 [camera shutter]
02:10 Oh my God. I'm a douchebag!
02:14 [whistling]
02:17 Two days of mail at once? Nobody knows.
02:20 Don't go over two. Don't get greedy.
02:23 [fart]
02:24 Well, got a bat in the cave.
02:26 All right, I figure if we can just...
02:28 What's going on? An eclipse?
02:30 [screaming]
02:34 Now, to start the mower, you grab this pull cord like so, and give it a nice hard yank.
02:39 [motor running]
02:41 Can I change my grip?
02:43 [motor running]
02:46 Wow, much better.
02:48 That's a familiar motion.
02:50 Ooh, the siren song of the unattended. Whole grapes.
02:54 ♪ Come and eat us, we won't choke you ♪
02:57 ♪ Put us in your cheeks ♪
03:01 Oh, okay, these grapes seem nice enough. They said they won't choke me.
03:05 [choking]
03:09 ♪ You should have sliced us, skinned us, cut us ♪
03:12 ♪ Now you have no air, ha ha ha ♪
03:15 Stewie, you're choking!
03:18 ♪ Soaring through the air ♪
03:21 Meg, you saved me! You're my hero!
03:25 I am not letting you out of my sight again.
03:28 [piano music]
03:34 ♪ Here I lie, on the ground ♪
03:38 ♪ What of me now? ♪
03:41 ♪ No bowl, no bunch, no stems ♪
03:46 ♪ But is here where I begin again ♪
03:51 [piano music]
03:55 ♪ Today I begin the life that I dreamed ♪
04:00 Oh, there's a foot.
04:02 We now return to the Orville on Fox.
04:05 [gunshots]
04:08 Why do you hate that show so much?
04:10 Because it's preventing me from doing my work here at Family Guy.
04:14 ♪ Lucky is a Family Guy ♪
04:29 ♪ Lucky is a man who ♪
04:31 ♪ Positively can do ♪
04:32 ♪ All the things that make us ♪
04:34 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪
04:36 ♪ He's a Family Guy ♪
04:41 (thud)