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00:00 In a world of constant chatter, there's one voice you can rely on.
00:04 Good evening, I'm Vic Michaelis, here with another edition of...
00:07 Very Important People.
00:09 Join me every week when we give a new comedian a complete makeover.
00:14 Makeup, prosthetics, costumes, the whole nine yards.
00:17 Think it's safe to say I'm a vampire?
00:19 They'll have no idea what they look like until it's time to get in the hot seat.
00:22 [Screaming]
00:24 The wolf!
00:25 I can't, it's so scary!
00:27 [Screaming]
00:30 Fast Grandma!
00:31 Do you guys like Fast Grandma as a character?
00:33 Without any prep, they will join me for a completely improvised interview.
00:37 Please, introduce yourself.
00:38 My name is...
00:39 Spell it the way it sounds.
00:42 Centrifugal force is the force by which an object moving around a center point...
00:46 You are a physicist.
00:47 I invented it.
00:48 Tell me how you feel when you smell the coffee.
00:52 You are not going to get into a pageant.
00:54 I think they stop at 75.
00:56 You think I'm over 75?
00:58 Wasted away again in Margaritaville.
01:01 These are the lessons of Jimmy Buffett.
01:03 Hail Buffett!
01:04 Sounds like your mind's not right, so it seems like you need to get your body right.
01:07 Oh wow.
01:08 You trust me.
01:09 I suppose.
01:10 Isn't that better?
01:12 So much better.
01:14 Stop, Nana!
01:16 Nana!
01:17 My nails can just be so difficult to work with.
01:20 No, I understand. Believe me.
01:24 Hello!
01:26 Princess Emily reporting live.
01:29 Okay.
01:30 Ow!
01:31 So what do you say? Let's get personal.
01:34 Let's get real.
01:35 And heck, let's have some fun.
01:38 Very important people.
01:47 It's where you'll find me.
01:48 And it's where I hope to find you.
01:52 [Buffett's Law Offices]
01:54 (whooshing)
01:56 [BLANK_AUDIO]