The Lonely Island Presents: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience | movie | 2019 | Official Clip
The Lonely Island spoofs Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire in this visual rap album set in the Bash Brothers' 1980s heyday. | dG1fTEQ0cnlCeWpWeW8
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00:00 [music]
00:04 How about Tuesday at 3pm?
00:06 Tuesday works for me.
00:08 I can't wait for this project to be over.
00:10 Tell me about it. I need to close three accounts by Friday.
00:14 I've got a bible of market research to get through.
00:16 I mean, what is this, war and peace?
00:18 [laughter]
00:20 Sounds like you ladies could use a night off.
00:22 Excuse me?
00:24 I said, sounds like you ladies could use a night off.
00:28 Maybe you should let us help you relax.
00:30 No thanks. We don't date ball players.
00:32 What? You think we're not sophisticated?
00:34 We don't think it. We know it.
00:36 Well, if you ask me, you shouldn't judge a book...
00:40 By its cover.
00:42 By its cover.
00:44 Come with us. We'll show you.
00:46 [music]
00:48 [thunder]
00:50 [music]
00:52 [thunder]
00:54 [music]
00:56 Everything smell like cool water, And if you come in the mine you know it's Drakkar and Juan.
01:01 Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather. I'm told a horse that it's from could run fast and far.
01:08 Ooh, that shit is sexy. Tell the maître d' at your booty to expect me. I'm solo and I'm flexing but don't try to solo flex me.
01:17 Nordic track all day. Squats in the living room can I get a witness? The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness.
01:26 So take off your gas and let go your stress. 'Cause the classiest shit is what comes next.
01:32 Silk rubs and kimonos. Silk rubs and kimonos. Change out of your own clothes. These athletic days but all goes.
01:45 Silk rubs and kimonos. It's our pleasure to learn those.
01:51 Bum some bamsu all day. No work, no play, no wait. It's time for...
01:56 Uncle Nights.
01:58 Ooh.
02:00 In the bedroom, champagne on ice. I make erotic shadow puppets in the candlelight.
02:06 Your hair's crimped, all frizzy 'cause you're frivolous. I see like my troman and you my Miss Elizabeth.
02:13 Sizzle-ish. Do some crunches and some scissor kicks. Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish.
02:18 And I love the way a hot cut thong make your butt long. Now take 'em off but you know what to leave on.
02:25 Silk rubs and kimonos. Silk rubs and kimonos. Peel off your pleated polo. These athletic days but all goes.
02:36 Uncle Nights.
02:37 Silk rubs and kimonos. A pound of taiko drum in your dojo.
02:43 Embedded blazers, filing papers. No more, it's time for...
02:48 Uncle Nights.
02:50 [Music]
03:08 And that's what it would be like.
03:10 Hard pass.
03:11 Thank you for your consideration.
03:12 Silk rubs and kimonos. Silk rubs and kimonos. I'm low when I bone but I do it pro bono.
03:21 You work hard days so you deserve the...
03:23 Oakland Nights.
03:24 Wear the Oakland Nights up the round table. Plus I'll take you out to pizza at the round table.
03:30 Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland. But bring a change 'cause you can't wear your silk robin.
03:37 This was fun.
03:39 Well, right on.
03:40 So, can I call you?
03:42 I told you, we don't date ball players.
03:45 You guys really need to get rid of all of this vacation shit.
03:48 It's tacky.
03:50 But I got it from Steven Seagal's interior designer.
03:53 Will we ever find love?
03:58 [Music]