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00:00 ♪ We're here together for a chuckle-y song ♪
00:03 ♪ With love in our hearts we can't go wrong ♪
00:07 ♪ Summer of '69 ♪
00:10 ♪ Summer of '69 ♪
00:13 - At one point during rehearsal I got cast in a movie
00:15 that shot in Calgary, and I was like,
00:19 this'll be good, I'm gonna be gone,
00:21 you know, just take a little, a breather.
00:23 Well, the next day, somehow Nick got himself cast
00:27 in the same movie, and so Nick is in Calgary, you know,
00:31 so, I don't know, we were already having
00:33 make-out sessions by then.
00:35 (audience applauding)
00:36 But then there was no actual full penetration.
00:41 I need your balls, like right here.
00:44 He was supposed to leave to fly back to California,
00:49 and we said our goodbyes, and then about 45 minutes later,
00:56 there's a little knock on my hotel room door,
00:59 and I open it, and it was Nick, and he's like,
01:02 oh, I missed my flight.
01:03 - Missed my flight.
01:04 - Nick, who is 30 minutes early to everything, always.
01:09 - I think it was the road conditions, those icy roads.
01:13 - So that was convenient.
01:16 - Had to take her slow.
01:17 (upbeat music)
01:19 (upbeat music)