The Long Dumb Road | movie | 2018 | Official Trailer
Two guys serendipitously meet at a time when they both find themselves at personal crossroads and decide to embark on an | dG1fVDZnRmlSUEhEOVU
Transcript
00:00 [no audio]
00:06 - Fired? You fired me? - Get out of here.
00:07 - That quick? How about that?
00:10 Hey, what do you need?
00:11 - Um, my car broke down.
00:13 I'm looking for a mechanic. - Great.
00:14 You just found the best mechanic in town.
00:17 - Boom! - Oh, my God, yes!
00:18 - If you wouldn't mind just giving me a ride.
00:20 - Uh...
00:21 - Look at my eyes, man.
00:23 I have very kind eyes.
00:25 - Yeah, hop on in.
00:26 - Yes! You just made my day, man.
00:29 - So what's your story? - I'm driving to a life.
00:31 I'm gonna start art school.
00:33 - This is America at its purest, dude.
00:35 You party? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37 - Cool. You want a road brew?
00:38 - No, I'm driving.
00:39 But you're more than welcome to do it.
00:41 Just, you know, keep it low,
00:43 just in case there's any, uh, cops or anything.
00:47 - Don't worry about it, dude. I'm pretty much
00:48 a professional level at drinking and driving.
00:50 [rock music]
00:52 I think the universe brought us together for a reason, you know?
00:54 I've had, like, a pretty sheltered life.
00:56 Everything's planned out for me.
00:57 You graduate high school, you go to college.
00:59 - What's your outlook on the world?
01:00 What do you got to say?
01:02 - I don't know.
01:03 [rock music]
01:04 - Even I've got a philosophy.
01:05 Three things matter in life.
01:07 Friends. - Whoa, dude!
01:08 - Yeah, it's Jack Lean.
01:09 Miracle of life.
01:11 - Shelter. - Is this the hotel?
01:12 - Yeah, I rented out one of those trailers.
01:14 - I spent my whole life trying to get out of a trailer
01:16 for that beautiful woman.
01:18 I love you, Sharon.
01:19 - I think you should go.
01:20 - Wait. - No, no, no, no!
01:21 - Stopping! - Please get out
01:22 of my house, Richard!
01:23 Seriously, you're scaring me, okay?
01:25 [rock music]
01:26 - Let's go.
01:28 - Ah! - God!
01:29 - That cactus got me right in the...
01:30 [rock music]
01:32 - Things get a little hard and you bail
01:33 and go call Mommy and Daddy?
01:35 - What would you do?
01:36 - I'd go to the bar, have a couple drinks.
01:38 - Let's go talk to them.
01:39 - Ladies! - Hey!
01:40 - You mind if we join you?
01:41 Cheers. - Cheers.
01:42 - You're one of the realest people I think I've ever met.
01:45 - I will rip the condom off of your mind, dude,
01:48 so you can raw dog this world, man.
01:50 [rock music]
01:52 - Go, go, go!
01:55 - Hurry up!
01:56 - You little piece of...
01:58 - Monica, get the gun!
01:59 - Oh, God!
02:00 - Wake up the baby!
02:01 Oh, you woke the baby.
02:02 - Sophia!
02:03 - Father of the year!
02:04 Is that Richard?
02:05 - Hi, Monica!
02:06 [rock music]
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