A mockumentary that chronicles the prevalence of doping in the world of professional cycling. | dG1fcE9USXFrRDlmUEE
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00:00 The 1982 Cycling Events of the Year.
00:04 There's definitely something fishy going on.
00:07 It was a very fucked up year for bicycle riding.
00:11 Marty Haas.
00:14 Abigail! What's up Abigail?
00:15 You seem very proud of your homeland.
00:17 I did it with nothing but my own blood, sweat and tears and extra blood.
00:23 Nearly every rider was on drugs.
00:27 I'm here with Gustave Ditters. Looked like you were carrying a few extra pounds.
00:30 This is what happens when you train super hard on the bicycle.
00:33 Adrien Baton, the great French mystery.
00:36 It was my first time in public as a man.
00:38 What a hot chick.
00:41 And I think I nailed it.
00:42 The race starts now!
00:45 The atmosphere is positively electric.
00:50 Now being passed by an old lady.
00:54 Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
00:58 It's a perfect backflip.
01:00 Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
01:04 Oh my god, he's fucking dead!
01:08 Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
01:13 Wooo!
01:21 Cyclists are incredible athletes as far as endurance goes,
01:24 but a great deal of them fight like little bitches.
01:27 People dope. Yeah.
01:33 You know, this is a sport with literally hundreds of dollars on the line
01:37 and dozens of fans that...
01:39 Stakes are medium.
01:41 (upbeat music)
01:43 (rock music)