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00:00 [static]
00:02 String 'em up!
00:03 What are you talking about, "string 'em up"?
00:05 What kind of talk is that from nice people?
00:07 [music]
00:08 A card up his sleeve,
00:10 a noose around his neck,
00:12 and a hearty "Hi-yo, Blackjack!"
00:15 I told you once, I told you a thousand times, under the window!
00:18 It's George Segal as the Dirtwater Fox.
00:22 What an interesting name.
00:24 A fabulous face,
00:26 a talented tail,
00:28 and a beautiful pair of plums.
00:31 Honk, honk!
00:32 Do you know, Doom, you're speaking?
00:34 It's Goldie Hawn as the Duchess.
00:38 Go suck an egg!
00:39 20th Century Fox presents
00:42 The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox.
00:44 You're a very juicy-looking little lady.
00:46 I got class, I got style, I got talent!
00:49 I start screaming,
00:51 closing for the kill.
00:52 He was handsome and debonair,
00:55 the kind of man women fall for.
00:58 Whoa!
00:59 I've seen guys do this a million times,
01:01 but the horse always helps!
01:03 She was sweet and sophisticated,
01:06 the kind of woman men pay for.
01:09 With me, anybody who wants a little "toot"
01:12 has gotta put up for it.
01:13 Together, they led the fight against law and order.
01:16 Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear
01:20 and the adventures of The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox.
01:25 Pursued by a gang of desperate outlaws.
01:28 Here we come, Duchess!
01:29 What?
01:32 Dancing for their lives at a Jewish wedding.
01:35 Hava Nagila, Hava Nagila!
01:38 Trapped in a runaway stagecoach.
01:40 It's a little bumpy, but we're making good time.
01:45 Swept away by a raging river.
01:48 And I hear a roaring in my ears.
01:53 And left to die on the desert sands.
01:56 Look at this, here he comes!
02:00 Look at that, there he goes!
02:02 It's George Segal and Goldie Hawn.
02:05 Who booked that freak show?
02:06 In The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox.
02:09 Or, How the West Was Fun.
02:13 It's an outrageous idea.