Comedian, actor, and best-selling author Gary Gulman offers up his hilarious insights on a range of topics β from grow | dG1fRFFGN0Nab3JweFE
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00:00 I grew up in an oft-ignored sector of Jewish people called "Poor."
00:06 [laughter]
00:09 A heart surgeon will open up your chest,
00:12 replace a valve, save and extend your life $45 copay.
00:18 A dentist fills miniature potholes cash-only today.
00:24 We'll work on a payment plan like any other strip mall retailer,
00:28 but you're gonna pay.
00:32 I said to my dad, "I really want to play hockey."
00:34 He said, "Son, go grab the sports almanac."
00:36 There were zero Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame.
00:39 My dad said, "Just for a point of comparison,
00:41 more Jews have been the Messiah."
00:48 If you put in any effort at all,
00:51 you can wear Banana Republic for the price of Old Navy.
00:55 Whenever I get the promo code, I always think to myself,
00:58 "I could have guessed that."
01:01 But it's always just clever enough.
01:05 Okay, summer savings?
01:07 They spelled "summer" with a dollar sign.
01:12 $30 for the shorts.
01:15 How much for the whimsy?
01:19 βͺ I wanna be the pill βͺ
01:23 βͺ That gets you through your day βͺ
01:26 βͺ I wanna be the pill that gets you through your day βͺ