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Ernie tells Eric to ‘be wise’ and not drive home after their Christmas party. | dG1fUEJ3Ykc4d093Q00
Transcript
00:00 What are you looking for?
00:05 The car keys.
00:06 What do you want them for?
00:07 To drive home from the party.
00:09 You can't do that.
00:10 Can't do it?
00:11 Now, do you know what you'll be doing at that party?
00:13 Looking for a nice little blonde.
00:16 And what else?
00:17 Well, that all depends on the nice little blonde, doesn't it?
00:19 But seriously, what else do you expect to be doing apart from looking at girls?
00:23 Exactly, you'll be drinking.
00:28 That's why you shouldn't drive, don't you agree?
00:30 If you say so.
00:31 There, I knew you were wise.
00:32 No, I'm Morcombe, aren't I?
00:34 Yes, you're Morcombe and you're wise.
00:35 Oh, well, in that case I won't need you, will I?
00:37 Well, if you feel like that, then you can tell the people by yourself.
00:39 I will, I will, I will.
00:40 If you want to be wise, don't drive if you've been drinking.
00:42 I've told the man, I've got the message over.
00:44 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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