Four Letter Words | movie | 2000 | Official Trailer
A study of the post-adolescent male psyche, Four Letter Words gives an often humorous but raw unadulterated look at the | dG1fNUVjdmlkdUwyZWs
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - That is so harsh.
00:08 - That is harsh.
00:09 There is no way anyone has that much hair.
00:11 (laughing)
00:12 Listen to this, listen to this.
00:13 This is all hearsay.
00:14 - Hearsay, whatever, that's fine.
00:16 - Hey, listen to this.
00:16 This is all hearsay.
00:18 A friend of mine at school told me--
00:19 - Does anybody have their own stories anymore?
00:21 - Okay, shut up, shut up, Jay.
00:22 Go ahead.
00:23 - A friend of mine at school told me about his friend
00:24 and his friend's girlfriend went into
00:25 fucking crazy fucking kinky sex.
00:27 She uses like fucking motor oil and shit.
00:29 I've heard thousands of fucking stories, man.
00:31 Thousands.
00:32 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33 - So anyway, he goes over to her place.
00:34 Now my friend, my friend's friend,
00:36 he goes over to her place and they're gonna fucking go at it.
00:38 She wants to be tied up to the bedpost, right?
00:41 She's fucking strip-snake and she's like, tie me up.
00:43 She wants to be tied up.
00:44 - She wants to be tied up.
00:45 - She wants to be tied up.
00:46 She's got the fucking leather straps and everything.
00:48 So he straps her up.
00:49 She's like totally spread eagle.
00:50 - Yeah.
00:51 - She's got this fucking candy collection by her bed.
00:53 - What kind of candy?
00:54 - Every kind of candy.
00:56 You name it.
00:56 Fucking Mars bar.
00:58 Fucking Pop Rocks, Paul's Mental Illness.
01:01 - Medicine.
01:02 - It's like candy.
01:03 - So anyway, she wants him to stick a Snickers bar
01:08 in her toilet.
01:08 - No way.
01:09 - Right up in there.
01:11 - No way.
01:11 Oh, how erotic.
01:13 That is erotic.
01:15 You know, chocolate.
01:16 - And she wants him to eat the Snickers bar out of there.
01:20 - She was into this.
01:21 - Totally into it.
01:22 So he sticks the bar up there
01:23 and she's going fucking crazy, ape shit, man.
01:26 And then she says, "Get a head start."
01:28 So he like fucking backs up across the room
01:30 so he can run and jump on top of her.
01:32 And he's so fucking amped.
01:33 He jumps up so high, he hits his head on a ceiling fan
01:35 like fist speed and reverse.
01:37 Fucking whack.
01:37 That shit hurts.
01:38 Knocks him out.
01:39 He falls on top of her, knocked out.
01:41 They were like that a few hours
01:42 until their fucking roommates came home
01:44 and she lives with her fucking mother's sister's daughter.
01:46 So they're practically fucking related.
01:48 So anyway, this is what they see.
01:50 Him, knocked out, forehead split open,
01:52 bleeding on top of her, strapped to the fucking bed
01:55 with a fucking Snickers bar, still sticking out of there.
01:58 - No fucking way.
01:59 - That's what I heard.
02:00 - Call it urban legend, you know?
02:01 I mean, everybody has a friend or an uncle
02:03 who knows somebody with a story like that.
02:05 - I said it was hearsay.
02:06 [BLANK_AUDIO]