Goga Pasoori Ki Flim Ka Gana Likhega Marhoom... Jugat Bazi Say Bhari Video
Goga Pasoori Ki Flim Ka Gana Likhega Marhoom... Jugat Bazi Say Bhari Video
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00:00 We have a film star Akkaas and a songwriter with him.
00:03 Let's talk to him and ask him why he is here.
00:06 Greetings. - Greetings.
00:09 How are you? - I am fine.
00:10 Who is he? Is he a goon?
00:13 I am a film producer.
00:15 You are a film producer.
00:16 Then talk like film producers.
00:19 Why did you copy him?
00:20 Sit properly. Put your feet down.
00:23 Didn't the film producer tell you?
00:25 He is scared.
00:26 Look, this is not the right way to keep your leg.
00:29 Either move it forward.
00:30 Or the sole of your shoe should be down.
00:32 Why should a goon like him be called a film producer?
00:36 Hey!
00:39 Don't you have any sense?
00:40 He comes as if he will cause a lot of destruction.
00:46 Sir, if we could get rid of him, it would be a great blessing.
00:49 Get rid of him.
00:50 Hey!
00:51 You don't have to say what I have come to say.
00:53 Sir, I am a nostalgic poet.
00:59 He wants me to write a stupid song.
01:01 Listen to his demand.
01:03 He has caught you. And you want him to write a stupid song.
01:05 Oh! - No, he writes the same.
01:08 He is scared.
01:09 What kind of song is he trying to write?
01:10 Sir, I didn't understand.
01:12 You are a fool. You will understand everything.
01:14 He understood everything.
01:15 Have you written a famous song?
01:18 Sir, there are thousands of songs.
01:20 For example? - For example, 'Sanson Ki Mala'
01:22 'P' in Simru.
01:23 You have written that.
01:25 Sir, I swear, I have written it.
01:27 When did you write that?
01:28 I was singing. I wrote it after listening to it.
01:31 Oh!
01:32 What are you making a film on?
01:34 I have been working on songs for years.
01:36 Okay. - I think he is making a film on demand.
01:39 But if you write a film, then you will write a song.
01:43 According to the situation. - On the situation?
01:45 No, no. We will go against it.
01:47 How? - First, I will write a song.
01:49 Then I will think of the situation.
01:51 But there is a little confusion. - What?
01:54 While writing a song, like in 'Baby Doll', there is a lyric
01:56 'Sone Sone Patole Lakha'
01:59 In the second verse, it is 'Sone Sone Patole Ye'
02:03 So, you write that too.
02:05 No, I write that. I write this.
02:08 It is a genuine concern.
02:10 In backing vocals, like they say
02:12 'Cinderella'
02:14 Okay? So, this voice..
02:16 So, does he write this or is there someone else for him?
02:20 Hey, hey, hey. - It is a good question.
02:21 Hey, girl, don't do this.
02:22 'Eho atom kardi kardi, chaad lol landi hindi'
02:24 'Yeh' Okay.
02:26 'Yeh'
02:27 I think, such liberty is taken by the arranger and the singer
02:33 that he improvises it himself.
02:35 Sir, I use this kind of creativity in my songs.
02:38 How? - I wrote a famous English song.
02:40 In the beginning, it was..
02:41 'O yaa hi yaa hi yaa ho'
02:43 'Aada la la la la la la la'
02:44 'La tikin tikin tin tat tada'
02:46 'Vora vora liya liya liya liya la'
02:48 I wrote this.
02:49 What?
02:50 So, you write a song.
02:51 I didn't write this song. I can't write it.
02:54 A song should be like this.
02:56 It should be romantic.
02:58 The way he is a man, make him give up his life.
02:59 Yes.
03:00 Write a romantic song.
03:02 For example, 'Mujhe Ishq Hai Tumhi Se'
03:05 Yes, that's fine.
03:05 Yes.
03:06 Say 'Meri Jaan Zinda Ghaani'
03:07 I wrote this song. Listen.
03:09 'Mujhe Ishq Hai Tumhi Se'
03:10 'Meri Jaan Zinda Ghaani'
03:12 'Tere paas mera dil hai'
03:13 'Mere pyar ki nishani'
03:15 No.
03:16 These songs are not going to work.
03:18 Why?
03:18 Write a song like this.
03:20 An item song.
03:21 What? - It should be an item song.
03:23 I will write an item song. But you are clearing everything.
03:25 'Mujhe Ishq Hai Tumhi Se'
03:26 'Meri Jaan Zinda Ghaani'
03:27 'Mujhe Ishq Hai Tumhi Se'
03:29 'Meri Jaan Zinda Ghaani'
03:31 'Baby Doll Mein Sone'
03:32 No. 'Sheela Ki Jawani' is a better rhyme.
03:35 'Sheela Ki Jawani'
03:36 'Sheela Ki Jawani' is a good rhyme.
03:38 It's worth Rs. 200.
03:40 Yes.
03:41 It's a good rhyme. - Yes.
03:43 'Mujhe Ishq Hai Tumhi Se'
03:44 'Meri Jaan Zinda Ghaani'
03:45 'Sheela Ki Jawani'
03:47 Quiet.
03:48 You should have learnt English.
03:50 Then you should have written 'Aaj Blue Hai Paani Paani'
03:52 No. You should have sung the entire song.
03:55 If you want more English, you can also write 'Din Hai Sunny Sunny'.
04:00 'Din Hai Sunny Sunny'. - Yes.
04:01 Did you see that? - Yes.
04:02 You are writing Punjabi directly. - Yes.
04:04 'Gali Mein Hai Nani'
04:06 You should have used 'Nani' as a blessing.
04:09 To end the rhythm and break it, you should add a sound.
04:13 Add this. - You tell me. What's the problem?
04:17 'Mujhe Ishq Hai Tumhi Se'
04:19 'Meri Jaan Zinda Ghaani'
04:20 'Sheela Ki Jawani'
04:21 'Sheela Ki Jawani'
04:22 'Aaj Blue Hai Paani Paani'
04:23 'Din Hai Sunny Sunny'
04:25 'Gali Mein Hai Nani'
04:26 You didn't get the Punjabi touch.
04:32 You will get it now.
04:33 'Main Te Mera Dil Bar Jaani'
04:35 'Main Te Mera Dil Bar Jaani'
04:36 'Bulliyan Te Pyar Kahani'
04:37 Wow.
04:38 Add some laughter to it.
04:40 You will get some laughter.
04:41 Add some Abraha Rao Laak to it.
04:44 How? - 'Preeto Mir Na Byaar Kar La'
04:46 'Birla'
04:49 You should add 'leh' to it.
04:52 'Leh'
04:53 Now tell us what you have written.
04:54 'Mujhe Ishq Hai Tumhi Se'
04:56 'Meri Jaan Zinda Ghaani'
04:57 'Meri Tere Paas Mera Dil Hai'
04:58 'Meri Pyar Ki Nishani'
04:59 'Sheela Ki Jawani'
04:59 'Sheela Ki Jawani'
05:00 'Aaj Blue Hai Paani Paani'
05:02 'Din Hai Sunny Sunny'
05:03 'Gali Mein Hai Nani'
05:04 'Ha Ha'
05:05 'Main Te Mera Dil Bar Jaani'
05:06 'Duniya Te Pyar Kahani'
05:07 'Preeto Mir Naal Vyaar Kar La'
05:09 'Hil'
05:10 Wow.
05:12 This is the best time to take a break.
05:17 'Aithe Fataaniya Ho Botlaan Chalaniya'
05:20 Do you know how the song ends?
05:22 There will be a drum roll.
05:24 'Dudududu'
05:25 Write that.
05:29 'Jada Na According To Feeling Me'
05:31 'According To Feeling Me'
05:33 Yes. - Write 'Aag Waag' in it.
05:36 Sir, I will write 'Aag'
05:38 'Ghatar'
05:39 'Dhakna'
05:41 'Sabn'
05:43 'Sabn'
05:45 'Zero Da Rekh Maar'
05:47 Sir, I have added something to the song.
05:48 Let's listen to the final product.
05:50 Yes, go ahead. - Sir, it says..
05:52 'Mujhe Ishqe Tumhi Se Meri Jaan Zindagani'
05:54 'Tere Paas Mera Dil Hai Mere Pyar Ki Nishani'
05:56 'Sheela Ki Jawani Sheela Ki Jawani'
05:58 'Aaj Blue Hai Paani Paani'
05:59 'Din Hai Sunny Sunny'
06:00 'Gali Mein Hai Nani'
06:02 'Ha Ha'
06:03 'Main Te Mera Dil Bar Jaani'
06:05 'Duniya Te Pyar Kahani'
06:06 'Preeto Mir Naal Vyaar Kar La'
06:07 'Aag Ghatar Dhakna Sabun Zero Ka Blade'
06:10 'Rekh Maar Bara Nambar Chaapi'
06:11 'Nalki Banai Land Jaande'
06:14 'Aarey O Samba'
06:15 - No samba.
06:16 (audience laughing)