• last year
Transcript
00:00 ("The Real Housewives of New York" by The Cranberries playing)
00:07 Perfection. A scorched outpost in the middle of nowhere.
00:12 You know how close I am to leaving this place right now?
00:14 How close?
00:15 Maybe that's why Val and Earl
00:17 decided to leave town.
00:21 (howling)
00:23 Hey, hold up. That's Edgar Deems.
00:27 They just picked the wrong day to do it.
00:30 Jeez.
00:31 You guys better get the hell out of here. There's a killer on the loose.
00:34 Who could be doing this?
00:39 Is that a snake?
00:40 I'll give you boys $5 for this.
00:42 20.
00:43 That's how they get you.
00:50 They're under the ground.
00:55 What the hell are those things? How could they eat a whole station wagon?
00:58 But where do they come from?
00:59 I vote for outer space.
01:01 No way these are local boys.
01:03 You see, they're headed right for us.
01:05 No Richter scale can measure it.
01:08 They're coming!
01:09 No scientist can explain it.
01:12 Bert, they're under the ground!
01:14 You didn't get penetration even with the Alpha gun.
01:19 Run, run!
01:20 And no one knows what to call it.
01:22 Megaworms or suckers or suckwads.
01:25 Now, this valley is just one long smorgasbord.
01:28 Now, it's up to Val and Earl to save the world.
01:32 That's one big mother.
01:33 Who died and made you Einstein?
01:35 And they know just what to do.
01:37 Flip for it.
01:40 Damn.
01:41 Kevin Bacon.
01:43 Fred Ward.
01:44 "Tremors."
01:47 "Tremors."
01:49 "Tremors."
01:50 "Tremors."
01:51 [BLANK_AUDIO]