TED Series Trailer

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TED Series Trailer (2024) Seth MacFarlane
Transcript
00:00 (dramatic music)
00:01 - Hey Johnny, how bad is school gonna suck?
00:05 - You're not gonna like it.
00:06 - How bad?
00:07 - Well, it's like getting your nuts smashed together
00:09 so hard they become just one nut.
00:11 - Holy shit.
00:12 - You should be going to school every day with John.
00:16 - No thanks.
00:17 - You might have fun.
00:18 - No, I would not have fun.
00:19 I guard the house when you guys are out.
00:21 - What happened to the TV?
00:24 - It was an accident.
00:25 - You're going to school
00:26 and you're gonna grow a fucking brain.
00:28 - Oh, come on.
00:29 ♪ If I get drunk ♪
00:30 ♪ Well I know I'm gonna be ♪
00:32 - Hey dork, you bringing your dolls to school?
00:35 - It's the 90s, times are changing.
00:37 ♪ Viva ♪
00:38 - Sexual education.
00:39 - Let's start with masturbation.
00:41 - If you're gonna assign homework,
00:43 Johnny already did it this morning.
00:44 - You shut the fuck up, dude.
00:45 ♪ But I was wrong ♪
00:47 - I haven't smoked, I haven't had sex,
00:48 I haven't had a girlfriend.
00:49 I'm a loser.
00:50 - You and me have been best friends like our whole lives.
00:53 We're about to get high for the first time.
00:55 Can we have drugs, please?
00:56 Let's do this right.
00:58 (upbeat music)
01:01 - Aw, man.
01:01 - Can you guys believe we're like having an experience,
01:09 an experience in reality?
01:11 - Is there a fucking gas leak or something?
01:14 Nice costume, fuckface.
01:18 - It's possible that the two of you
01:20 might not be totals for us.
01:22 - Take a long look, this is what life is.
01:26 - Shit, Teddy, I'm the last virgin in school.
01:28 - We can fix this, we gotta find a buyer.
01:31 - Fresh penis, get your fresh penis here.
01:33 - Teddy, Jesus Christ.
01:34 - Still has that new penis smell.
01:36 - Will you shut up?
01:37 - All right, I'm just trying to help.
01:38 ♪ But I was wrong ♪
01:39 ♪ But I was wrong ♪
01:42 (upbeat music)
01:45 (upbeat music)
01:47 (upbeat music)
01:50 (upbeat music)
01:52 [BLANK_AUDIO]