• last year
A quick-witted Long Islander chooses the easy way out in life by selling weed, delivering pizza, and ignoring his past t | dG1fMnZMdW5iRXN6bGc
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00:00 Yo, yo, what's up?
00:01 Dude, the dog is dead!
00:02 You killed it.
00:03 No, no, it's already dead!
00:05 Gino is just an average kid.
00:10 Like I'm, uh, just for Skyfall, it's on the phone.
00:13 Who sold pizzas, weed, and ignored his past to get by.
00:17 Yeah, I don't have an answer yet.
00:18 But his life soon gets turned upside down when he finds a dog with one small issue.
00:24 Dude, there's no dog.
00:25 What are you talking about?
00:26 There is no Mika, psycho! She's dead, she died.
00:30 What?
00:31 It's a spirit.
00:32 Yeah, I don't follow.
00:33 I told her I found her dog, and she told me her dog is dead.
00:35 So I took a picture of the dog with my phone, and nothing came up because the dog is dead.
00:38 Now no one can see this dead dog, and I'm freaking out, man.
00:40 Uh, how many edibles did you eat?
00:42 Danny, I'm not hot.
00:43 She's saying something about a dog.
00:44 Yeah, I'm being followed by a dead dog, so...
00:46 Heard that.
00:48 Now he must figure out what on earth is going on.
00:54 Don't call the cops.
00:55 I know you think I'm crazy, but I got it all figured out.
00:57 I just need the dog tag.
00:58 Where is that thing?
00:59 A 516 Production presents...
01:01 Alright, baby, big moment.
01:03 Paul Santoli in...
01:04 You.
01:05 Me meeting you, here, it's all because...
01:08 Because of Mika.
01:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]