A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfNkJRbE9qS29CZ3c
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00:00 [music]
00:20 Oh, damn thorns.
00:22 Oh, oh, buenos nachos chicos y chicas. Yo soy El Barita, la dama de la oscuridad.
00:30 Oh, wow, I haven't been bilingual since boarding school.
00:33 But for those of you out there not watching in SAP, I said, "I am Elvira, Mistress of the Dark,
00:38 the gal who puts a chimmy in your chenga."
00:41 Tonight I am going south.
00:44 Off the border? Sheesh, the Surah-e-Maj?
00:48 That's right, we are going to Mexico as we mix two great tastes that taste great together,
00:53 like beans and rice, guacamole and chips, arsenic and...
00:57 uh, applesauce.
00:59 Tonight's flick is Jesse James meets Frankenstein's Daughter,
01:02 the tragic tale of lost love told through a lack of script and overacting.
01:07 But seriously, this movie, like some of the tacos in Tijuana, will leave you empty inside.
01:12 [music]
01:18 you