Elvira's Movie Macabre | show | 2010 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfNkJRbE9qS29CZ3c

Transcript

00:00 [music]

00:20 Oh, damn thorns.

00:22 Oh, oh, buenos nachos chicos y chicas. Yo soy El Barita, la dama de la oscuridad.

00:30 Oh, wow, I haven't been bilingual since boarding school.

00:33 But for those of you out there not watching in SAP, I said, "I am Elvira, Mistress of the Dark,

00:38 the gal who puts a chimmy in your chenga."

00:41 Tonight I am going south.

00:44 Off the border? Sheesh, the Surah-e-Maj?

00:48 That's right, we are going to Mexico as we mix two great tastes that taste great together,

00:53 like beans and rice, guacamole and chips, arsenic and...

00:57 uh, applesauce.

00:59 Tonight's flick is Jesse James meets Frankenstein's Daughter,

01:02 the tragic tale of lost love told through a lack of script and overacting.

01:07 But seriously, this movie, like some of the tacos in Tijuana, will leave you empty inside.

01:12 [music]

01:18 you