A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfblBHaWRmLWJrb28
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04 Oh, no.
00:04 I think you must be mistaken.
00:06 I am not old enough to be your mother, darling.
00:09 I--
00:10 Is this not your signature?
00:11 Here.
00:12 [CASH REGISTER DINGS]
00:14 Uh, well, it does look familiar.
00:18 You checked into Midview General 17 years ago and gave
00:21 birth to a nine-pound baby boy.
00:24 That was me.
00:25 Huh.
00:25 I thought that was a kidney stone.
00:28 Oh, gosh, that's just like my lines.
00:31 OK, give Mommy back the lines now.
00:33 You can't sit here anymore.
00:34 No, you're a bad boy.
00:35 Bad-- bad, bad boy.
00:37 Get off.
00:38 I guess you're right.
00:40 Looks like I'll just have to settle for having
00:42 Elvira as my mom.
00:44 And I guess I'll just have to settle for having a
00:47 sociopathic, borderline, homicidal, maniac with impulse
00:50 behavioral problems as my son.
00:52 I'm so proud.
00:53 Really?
00:54 Really.
00:56 Oh.
00:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]