Bong (Ogie Alcasid) was shocked by his transformation; he was no longer attracted to women and felt uncomfortable around Ivy (Ehra Madrigal) despite her intense sexiness.
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00 [music]
00:11 I'm not in Magic Garden anymore.
00:13 Where are the other kids?
00:15 What are you talking about?
00:16 You really met her?
00:18 And you brought her to the Mysterious Garden?
00:20 Is it true what you're saying?
00:21 It's not true!
00:22 There's no monster, no egg, no stone!
00:25 Wishiwishi Flower is not fake.
00:28 This flower is from the god Batala.
00:31 And if you ask for anything, it will come true.
00:35 What exactly did Daisy ask for from Wishiwishi Flower?
00:38 Daisy said, "I hope your dad will just be a good mom."
00:43 What's happening to me?
00:45 Why do I feel like I was scandaled when CJ was kidnapped?
00:48 Why were you kidnapped?
00:50 I'm really drunk.
00:52 The reason?
00:54 What's happening to me?
00:56 [screams]
00:58 Oh my God!
00:59 Move! Move!
01:01 Hi! How are you, babe?
01:06 Where am I?
01:09 You're in my apartment.
01:11 You suddenly died at the party.
01:13 Huh? I died?
01:15 Yes.
01:16 We were all panicked.
01:17 We thought something happened to you.
01:20 Maybe you were drunk, so you just blacked out.
01:25 Yes, maybe.
01:27 Oh no!
01:29 Isn't your head hurting?
01:31 You might have gotten hurt when you fell.
01:34 I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
01:37 Are you sure?
01:38 Why didn't you just let me take care of you?
01:41 Hey!
01:42 Why don't you let me be your nurse for tonight?
01:46 Huh?
01:47 No, no, no.
01:49 I don't need a nurse.
01:51 Why?
01:52 Don't you want me to wear this?
01:53 Then I'll take it off.
01:54 Hey!
01:55 What are you doing?
01:56 Are you crazy?
01:57 What's wrong with you?
02:00 Hey! What am I doing?
02:01 Take off your stethoscope.
02:04 What's your problem?
02:06 I don't have a problem.
02:07 What?
02:08 Why are you in a hurry again?
02:10 Nothing.
02:11 I have to go.
02:12 Why?
02:13 I need to rest.
02:15 Huh?
02:16 Huh?
02:17 I have to go.
02:21 My suit is fine.
02:23 Why did I react like that earlier?
02:32 Why did I get infected with IV?
02:37 And the most important question of all,
02:41 why am I talking to myself?
02:44 Why?
02:46 Huh?
02:47 Oh, you're there.
02:49 You scared me.
02:51 I was more surprised
02:55 because you're here.
02:57 I thought you won't sleep if you're not with me.
03:02 Ah,
03:03 I feel bad.
03:06 You don't look okay.
03:09 Bong,
03:10 do you need to tell us something?
03:14 What do you mean?
03:16 Don't be shy, Bong.
03:18 I know you.
03:20 I know that if you're okay
03:24 and you're not okay,
03:26 you're moving in a different way.
03:29 And something changed in you.
03:32 So, admit it.
03:34 Are you drugs?
03:39 What?
03:40 What drugs?
03:41 What are you talking about?
03:43 I thought you're asking me.
03:46 I'm the one who's asking you.
03:48 No,
03:49 I'm just...
03:51 I'm just drunk.
03:56 I can feel it.
04:15 Something changed in me.
04:18 I don't understand.
04:20 Why is it like that?
04:24 Why do I feel like crying?
04:27 Oh,
04:32 my,
04:34 God!
04:36 Why am I getting wet in the door?
04:40 Oh, my God!
04:43 When did I become an expression of "Oh, my God!"?
04:46 I know.
04:51 I'm on drugs.
04:54 Maybe, earlier in the bar,
04:56 someone put drugs in my drink.
04:59 That's why I'm like this.
05:01 That's it.
05:02 That's right.
05:03 That's it.
05:04 I know.
05:05 I'll just sleep.
05:07 Tomorrow,
05:08 when I wake up,
05:09 I'll be okay.
05:12 Okay?
05:14 I'm sorry.
05:16 I'm sorry.
05:18 I'm sorry.
05:21 I'm sorry.
05:23 [Alarm clock rings]
05:29 [Music]
05:33 [Music]
05:37 [Music]
05:40 [Music]
05:46 [Music]
05:51 [Music]
05:58 [Music]
06:05 [Music]
06:08 [Music]
06:14 [Music]
06:20 [Music]
06:31 [Music]
06:34 Love it!
06:42 Oh, my God!
06:48 Oh, my God!
07:00 You're a ghost!
07:02 What?
07:04 [Screams]
07:08 Good morning, sir.
07:23 You're calling me "Sir" correctly.
07:25 Sir.
07:26 Because,
07:27 I'm a man.
07:29 Yes.
07:30 Right?
07:31 Yes, sir.
07:32 I'm a man, right?
07:33 Yes, sir.
07:34 I'm a man, right?
07:35 Yes, sir.
07:36 Say, "Sir, you're a man."
07:37 Sir, you're a man.
07:38 Very good.
07:39 [Music]
07:42 What kind of drugs did I take?
07:56 It has a different effect on me.
07:58 [Music]
08:01 Oh, you're right.
08:04 Go to your dad.
08:06 Say hello to him.
08:08 Go ahead.
08:09 And who can put drugs in your bath?
08:14 And what's the motive?
08:17 Daddy,
08:19 can I talk to you
08:21 about what happened on my birthday?
08:27 Someone was mad at me.
08:29 I was mad at you.
08:32 You promised me
08:34 that you'll come back
08:38 but you didn't keep your promise.
08:41 Someone wants revenge.
08:44 It's not like that.
08:46 I'll admit it.
08:48 I thought
08:49 I shouldn't have hit you before.
08:52 Especially when you said
08:54 you'll send me abroad.
08:57 But you're not serious, right?
09:01 There's a traitor around me.
09:05 I need to get rid of him.
09:07 Huh?
09:08 You'll get rid of me?
09:11 So,
09:17 did you get rid of your dad?
09:19 [Music]
09:29 I told you
09:31 to take Bong's position.
09:34 You need to distract him
09:36 so he won't know
09:37 what we're doing to his company.
09:40 I'm doing everything you're telling me to do.
09:43 I'm so tired of making him sad.
09:47 I'm using his problem to his son.
09:50 What's his problem to his son?
09:52 Bong is always feeling guilty
09:56 because he doesn't have time for his son.
09:58 So,
09:59 I told him
10:01 to marry me
10:02 because I'm good at being a mother figure.
10:05 What happened?
10:07 Nothing.
10:09 It was an epic fail.
10:11 Flop.
10:12 It looks like
10:13 Bong doesn't have a plan to get married again.
10:16 Maybe he's tired of you.
10:18 I told you
10:20 to find a younger and fresher one.
10:23 Hey.
10:24 Excuse me.
10:27 Look at me.
10:29 Hello.
10:31 My beauty is still fresh.
10:34 And my beauty is still there.
10:36 My attachment to Bong is still strong.
10:39 I know that he still wants me.
10:41 So,
10:42 you're the one
10:43 who's still in love with him.
10:45 Why did he go home last night
10:47 instead of sleeping with you?
10:49 Because he's sick, right?
10:52 Oh, my.
10:53 Wait.
10:57 Maybe Bong's mind was not in his right mind
11:01 when he lost his consciousness.
11:03 I can say that.
11:05 Because
11:08 I'm so weird.
11:11 I don't know.
11:13 I can't explain it.
11:14 I can't notice
11:15 that he's different.
11:17 Actually,
11:19 I thought of something.
11:21 There's something else.
11:23 Bong
11:25 and Mama
11:26 have MS.
11:28 MS?
11:29 What MS?
11:30 Something.
11:32 Sir, we thought
11:39 what if we get
11:40 from our commercial
11:42 that he's a
11:44 mason or a cartender.
11:46 Sir, the scenario is
11:50 this macho guy will appear
11:54 in a construction site.
11:56 Then,
11:58 he will see a woman
12:00 being carried by a snatcher.
12:02 He will drink
12:06 the astig energy drink
12:08 and he will hit the woman
12:11 who is being carried by the snatcher.
12:13 Then,
12:15 there will be a fight scene
12:17 that our macho guy
12:19 will win.
12:20 He will be able to
12:22 defend the woman.
12:24 Then, the end shot
12:26 is the woman will kiss our macho guy.
12:29 What do you think, sir?
12:32 How macho are you?
12:34 I mean,
12:35 if you're an artist,
12:39 who's the best?
12:41 Sir, I mean,
12:42 type of
12:43 alger.
12:44 I mean, type of men.
12:46 Wow.
12:50 Perfect.
12:51 I mean,
12:52 he's perfect.
12:53 In the role, he's perfect.
12:55 But sir,
12:57 I just noticed
12:58 that the image of macho guys
13:00 is not popular anymore.
13:01 What's in trend now
13:03 are the men
13:04 who know how to wear clothes.
13:06 The ones who are passionate about fashion.
13:07 The taste is sophisticated.
13:09 The ones you're talking about
13:11 are the ones who are
13:13 sophisticated in taste.
13:15 The ones who are in now.
13:16 How do they move?
13:19 They're a bit
13:20 feminine.
13:22 Refined.
13:24 But that doesn't mean
13:27 that they're gay.
13:29 Sir, no.
13:31 But what I call them
13:32 is metrosexuals.
13:34 Metrosexuals?
13:36 Just one meter.
13:38 Homosexuals.
13:39 You're so naive.
13:43 The real men
13:46 should be masculine,
13:48 cool,
13:50 tough,
13:51 not the soft ones who move.
13:54 The ones who are
13:56 gay.
13:57 Gay.
13:59 Gay.
14:00 Gay.
14:02 Gay.
14:04 Gay.
14:05 Gay.
14:07 Gay.
14:08 Gay.
14:09 Your blood test results
14:20 and urine results came out.
14:22 It's normal.
14:27 Are you sure, Doc?
14:28 And one more thing,
14:29 there's no indication
14:30 that you're taking drugs.
14:33 Maybe we just made a mistake.
14:35 Don't worry, Bong.
14:36 Everything's okay.
14:37 What makes you think
14:38 that you're taking drugs?
14:40 Doc, it's like this.
14:42 Because
14:43 I'm not usually like this.
14:45 But
14:46 in fact, I'm a man.
14:48 I'm a man.
14:49 In fact, I have a lot of chicks.
14:50 I have one, two, three.
14:52 Wait, there's more.
14:54 I have a lot of girls.
14:55 Don't tell me you have STDs.
14:58 Doc, I don't have STDs.
15:00 Where are they?
15:01 But if you don't stop
15:02 your womanizing,
15:03 oh my.
15:04 Doc, that's the problem.
15:06 It's like I'm losing
15:07 my love for girls.
15:09 Wait, I think I'm gay.
15:13 What?
15:14 Why do you look
15:17 sad?
15:19 Why don't you eat?
15:22 Maybe
15:24 you're sad for me.
15:26 Maybe
15:29 you're sad because I'm leaving.
15:31 I don't want
15:33 to study abroad.
15:35 But
15:36 what can I do?
15:38 Dad doesn't like me anymore.
15:40 He'll really fire me.
15:42 But
15:44 don't worry.
15:45 I'll be with you
15:46 when I leave.
15:48 Is that okay, baby?
15:49 So, don't be sad.
15:52 Also,
15:53 I don't have a name yet.
15:55 I know!
15:59 Winnie.
16:01 I'll call you Winnie.
16:03 What?
16:11 You're gay?
16:12 Shh, Doc.
16:13 I'm just kidding.
16:14 Why are you yelling?
16:15 I'm sorry.
16:17 I'm sorry.
16:18 I was just surprised
16:19 by what you said.
16:20 I didn't know
16:22 that your problem is
16:23 just about sexuality.
16:24 Doc, I'm not gay.
16:26 I'm just gay.
16:28 It started last night.
16:30 I felt something.
16:32 I felt something.
16:34 I don't know.
16:36 Then,
16:38 Ivy almost threw up.
16:41 I didn't plan it.
16:42 Why?
16:43 Look,
16:44 Bong,
16:45 just relax.
16:47 Don't panic.
16:49 Doc,
16:50 how can I not panic?
16:51 Maybe you have medicine.
16:52 Let me drink it.
16:53 I'll be fine.
16:54 Bong, you're not sick.
16:56 Maybe,
16:58 you're just stressed.
17:00 You're on the verge
17:02 of having a nervous breakdown.
17:03 And one more thing,
17:04 you're thinking too much lately.
17:07 Especially,
17:09 when you're running for your company.
17:10 Your social life
17:12 and your personal life.
17:14 Bong,
17:15 just relax.
17:16 Everything's gonna be fine.
17:18 [music]
17:28 I shouldn't be thinking about this and that.
17:31 I should just relax.
17:35 Think,
17:38 think happy thoughts.
17:40 Think happy thoughts.
17:41 What can make me happy?
17:47 A girl.
17:48 A beautiful girl.
17:55 Very sexy.
17:58 And she's wearing
18:00 a black dress
18:02 that's so sexy.
18:04 She's wearing
18:07 fiery red shoes.
18:10 And matching
18:14 red bag that's so fancy.
18:17 Yes,
18:18 the brand is Prada.
18:20 No, no, no.
18:21 What's better?
18:22 Louis Vuitton.
18:24 Yes.
18:25 Her boyfriend gave it to her.
18:28 He's so handsome.
18:31 He's short
18:32 and has dimples.
18:34 And his body is beautiful.
18:36 He has abs.
18:37 He's looking at me.
18:40 And he's looking at me
18:42 and he's looking at me.
18:44 And he said to me,
18:45 Sir,
18:46 don't you have a board meeting?
18:48 Oh, right.
18:49 Sir, I'm sorry to bother you.
18:52 I'll just remind you
18:53 of your meeting.
18:54 Oh, right.
18:55 Thank you.
18:58 What's he looking at?
19:11 What are you playing?
19:13 Is that a new toy?
19:15 Let me see.
19:18 Where did you get this?
19:22 My dad gave it to me.
19:25 Oh,
19:27 that's why.
19:28 That's why you're ugly.
19:30 Because
19:31 you're not beautiful.
19:33 That's why your doll is not beautiful.
19:35 That's mine.
19:38 Mimi is not ugly.
19:40 Huh?
19:41 Queenie?
19:43 Your doll's name is ugly too.
19:46 That's why
19:48 it should be destroyed.
19:50 That's mine.
19:52 My doll is mine.
19:53 It's ruined.
19:54 Lily is so mean.
20:04 She's so mean to Daisy.
20:07 Ouch!
20:08 Someone pushed me.
20:10 You!
20:13 You pushed me!
20:15 No,
20:16 I didn't push you.
20:18 Ouch!
20:19 Someone pushed me.
20:22 You!
20:24 You pushed me!
20:26 No,
20:27 I didn't push you.
20:29 Ouch!
20:37 Ouch!
20:38 Ouch!
20:39 Ouch!
20:40 Ouch!
20:41 Ouch!
20:44 Ouch!
20:45 Thank you, Mercedes and Marco
20:48 for this good presentation.
20:49 But,
20:50 I suggest we don't rush.
20:51 Let's take a few minutes break.
20:54 I'm sorry I'm late.
20:55 I didn't know there's a meeting.
20:58 We thought you won't be able to make it
21:01 because we heard that
21:03 you're sick.
21:05 Yes.
21:06 You finished the meeting in marketing
21:09 and went to the doctor.
21:11 Yes.
21:12 I went to the doctor
21:14 and he told me that I'm fine.
21:16 In fact,
21:17 I'm not a drug addict.
21:19 That's good.
21:21 I drank a lot last night
21:23 so now I have a hangover
21:24 but I'm fine.
21:25 Ouch!
21:27 Someone pushed me.
21:29 Someone pushed you?
21:41 Maybe it's Pixie.
21:43 Maybe it's Winnie.
21:45 But,
21:48 Pixie's not real.
21:50 Winnie just had a dream.
21:53 I didn't have a dream.
21:59 Of course, you're fine, E-Hawk.
22:04 Those hangovers are nothing.
22:08 We real men are addicted to alcohol.
22:11 Right, my boy?
22:13 Bastos!
22:16 Boom!
22:19 Why do I feel like I'm a girl?
22:31 If you're real,
22:33 why didn't my wish come true?
22:36 Why didn't Daddy change?
22:38 That's great!
22:39 Maybe it's just a little late
22:41 but don't worry,
22:42 it will come true.
22:43 I'm still a man.
22:45 Like Manny Pacquiao.
22:47 Huh?
22:48 Lip right, lip right.
22:49 Abracadabra!
22:50 I have a new way of thinking
22:52 to prove that
22:54 Bong is going crazy.
22:55 Ah!
22:56 A female!
22:57 A female!
22:58 You're right.
23:00 A female and a flower.
23:03 I've been telling you,
23:04 she's going to do something.
23:06 Your wish will come true.
23:09 How will that happen?
23:10 She will be a mom.
23:12 My daddy will be a girl?
23:15 No!
23:17 No!
23:18 No!
23:19 ♪ My dearest daddy ♪
23:21 ♪ No matter what ♪