The Muppet Movie (1979)
The Muppet Movie is a 1979 musical road comedy film directed by James Frawley, produced by Jim Henson, and the first theatrical film to feature the Muppets. A co-production between the United Kingdom and the United States, the film was written by The Muppet Show writers Jerry Juhl and Jack Burns. Produced between the first and second half of The Muppet Show's third season, the film tells the origin story of the Muppets, as Kermit the Frog embarks on a cross-country trip to Los Angeles, encountering several of the Muppets—who all share the same ambition of finding success in professional show business—along the way while being pursued by Doc Hopper, a greedy restaurateur with intentions of employing Kermit as a spokesperson for his frog legs business.
Transcript
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00:01:03 I'm Stadler.
00:01:04 I'm Waldorf.
00:01:05 We're here to heckle a Muppet movie.
00:01:07 Gentlemen, that's straight ahead.
00:01:09 Private screening room D.
00:01:10 Private screening?
00:01:11 Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.
00:01:13 Oh! [Laughter]
00:01:16 Oh, look at this place.
00:01:17 What a dump.
00:01:18 Bunch of weirdos around here.
00:01:19 Look at 'em.
00:01:20 Yes, I know you all want to see--
00:01:22 Hey, ladies.
00:01:23 Is this seat taken?
00:01:24 [Grunts]
00:01:25 What?
00:01:26 Hey, you!
00:01:27 Hey, bring that back!
00:01:28 Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:01:30 If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
00:01:33 Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
00:01:36 You know, I hear this movie is dynamite.
00:01:38 [Explosion]
00:01:39 [Screams]
00:01:40 Get your fresh, organic popcorn.
00:01:42 Only a buck.
00:01:43 Oh, honey, buy me some peas.
00:01:45 Oh, sure, Mama.
00:01:46 Nothing's too good for me.
00:01:47 Mama, nothing's too good for my woman.
00:01:49 Woman!
00:01:50 Woman!
00:01:51 Woman!
00:01:53 Well, I like the movie fine so far.
00:01:55 It hasn't started yet.
00:01:57 That's what I like about it.
00:01:58 [Laughter]
00:02:01 Do it!
00:02:02 Yeah!
00:02:03 [Laughter]
00:02:05 Oh, hey, Mr. DeFrog.
00:02:08 Is it okay for me and my boomerang fix to be in your movie?
00:02:12 Hey!
00:02:13 I told you, Luke, not in the movie or at the screening.
00:02:16 Hey, but watch.
00:02:17 Whoa!
00:02:18 Permit, does this film have socially redeeming value?
00:02:22 Oh, I certainly hope so, Sam.
00:02:25 Sorry about that.
00:02:26 [Screams]
00:02:27 Oh, hi, Biggie.
00:02:28 Hey, Jimmy, I tried to save you a seat, but somebody took it.
00:02:32 Hi, everybody, and welcome to the first screening of the Muppet movie.
00:02:36 [Screams]
00:02:38 But before we begin, I'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this film,
00:02:42 starting with the little people from the hairdressers to special effects.
00:02:46 [Screams]
00:02:48 That's enough of that, Harry.
00:02:50 [Screams]
00:02:53 More to the costume designers, to the prop makers.
00:02:56 Kirby, Kirby, speeches are not necessary, dear.
00:02:59 Roll the film.
00:03:01 Yeah, but I'd like to thank everybody for all of their hard work and their patience and their willingness to--
00:03:06 Roll film!
00:03:07 Roll film!
00:03:08 Roll film!
00:03:09 Roll film!
00:03:11 Roll film!
00:03:12 Roll film!
00:03:13 [Laughter]
00:03:15 [Music]
00:03:17 Shh.
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00:03:25 Excuse me.
00:03:28 Uncle Kermit, is this about how the Muppets really got started?
00:03:32 Well, it's sort of approximately how it happened.
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00:04:47 Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?
00:05:00 Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide.
00:05:12 So we've been told and some choose to believe it.
00:05:19 I know they're wrong, wait and see.
00:05:25 Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me.
00:05:41 Who said that every wish would be heard and answered when wished on the morning star?
00:05:53 Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.
00:05:59 Look what it's done so far.
00:06:05 What's so amazing that keeps a star gazing and what do we think we might see?
00:06:18 Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me.
00:06:29 All of us under its spell, we know that it's probably magic.
00:06:42 Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
00:06:48 I've heard them calling my name.
00:06:54 Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
00:07:00 The voice might be one and the same.
00:07:07 I've heard it too many times to ignore it.
00:07:13 It's something that I'm supposed to be.
00:07:19 Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me.
00:07:30 La da da dee da da doo. La da da da da dee da doo.
00:07:45 Help! Hello! This is a serious call for help!
00:07:50 Yeah?
00:07:51 Someone! Help!
00:07:53 Ah! I... Oh! Oh!
00:07:57 You! You with the banjo! Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction.
00:08:03 Have you tried Hare Krishna?
00:08:06 No. No, I mean I'm really lost.
00:08:09 One second.
00:08:11 Darn, I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog is tongue.
00:08:15 The tongue goes and you can't catch flies.
00:08:17 Oh, that's rough. I'm sorry about your tongue, but I have to get out of this swamp. I have to catch a plane.
00:08:23 With that tongue? No way.
00:08:25 But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream.
00:08:29 Thank you.
00:08:30 Just watch out for the alligators.
00:08:31 I will.
00:08:33 Alligators?
00:08:34 That's right.
00:08:35 Did you say alligators?
00:08:37 Read my lips. Alligators.
00:08:40 It's just that I'm not used to alligators where I come from. See, I'm an agent. I winged in from Hollywood.
00:08:47 Hollywood?
00:08:48 That's right.
00:08:49 Did you say Hollywood?
00:08:51 Read my lips. Hollywood.
00:08:53 You know, Hollywood. The Dream Factory. The Magic Store.
00:08:57 Hey, don't you ever go to the movies?
00:08:59 Oh, sure. There's a double feature in town every Saturday.
00:09:03 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:09:06 There's an ad in here that you should be very interested in.
00:09:12 Feast your eyes on that.
00:09:14 Worldwide Studios announces open auditions for frogs wishing to become rich and famous?
00:09:22 Well, thanks anyway, but I'm really pretty happy where I am.
00:09:25 Oh, oh, if I were you, I would give this audition very careful consideration.
00:09:29 You've got talent, kid. Singing, telling jokes.
00:09:32 I mean, if you get your tongue fixed, who knows?
00:09:35 You could make millions of people happy.
00:09:37 Millions of people happy?
00:09:39 Millions!
00:09:41 Hey, if you ever come west to Hollywood, look me up.
00:09:44 Bernie, the agent.
00:09:45 Hey, well, listen, Bernie the agent. Why don't you say hello to Ernie the alligator?
00:09:50 Ernie!
00:09:54 Ernie, wait a minute.
00:09:56 Careful, Ernie.
00:09:57 Stay! Stay!
00:09:58 Ernie, that's okay. Leave him alone.
00:10:01 Sorry, he's from Hollywood.
00:10:07 Hollywood. Gee.
00:10:10 You know, I'd miss this old swamp, but millions of people happy.
00:10:23 [music]
00:10:45 What the?
00:10:48 Okay, okay, you guys, now come on. Do what I tell you.
00:10:51 I don't know where you're... All right, okay.
00:10:53 Don't step on that asphalt. I told you not to... Come on, we've got to get this to by the...
00:10:57 Off the asphalt! I told you, stay off the asphalt!
00:11:01 Hey, look at him.
00:11:03 Hey, hey, hey. Oh, what are those big legs?
00:11:07 Hey, hey, you on the bike. Watch out! Watch out!
00:11:11 Watch out!
00:11:12 Oh, my God!
00:11:13 Watch out!
00:11:14 [crash]
00:11:15 No!
00:11:19 That's pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street.
00:11:23 I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the schwin.
00:11:30 The El Cizo Cafe.
00:11:38 Foreign food.
00:11:41 Doesn't smell promising, but a frog's got to eat.
00:11:47 [crash]
00:11:53 Wow.
00:11:59 A rough place, huh?
00:12:02 That's the toughest, meanest, filthiest, pest hole on the face of the earth.
00:12:06 Why not complain to the owner?
00:12:08 I am the owner.
00:12:32 Watch out, hot blood is coming through. Look out.
00:12:34 All right, you got your french fries, frog legs, a cotton, you got your frog legs, a magini, you got your frog legs, stroganoff.
00:12:40 Everybody happy? All right.
00:12:42 Oh, yeah.
00:12:51 Hello, sailor. Buy me a drink?
00:12:54 Oh, we see. I'm not a sailor. I'm a frog.
00:12:56 Ah, cut the small talk and buy me a drink.
00:12:59 I don't even know you.
00:13:02 You're not going to move, am I, girl?
00:13:04 No, sir.
00:13:05 Me, too. He touched me.
00:13:07 Go wash. You'll get warts.
00:13:09 No, you see, that's just a myth.
00:13:11 Yeah, but she's my myth.
00:13:13 No, no, myth, myth.
00:13:14 No.
00:13:16 What the hay.
00:13:21 Showtime. Showtime at the El Cizo.
00:13:26 And now, filling in for the vacationing El Cizo dancing girls, the funny, furry, fabulous Fuzzy Bear.
00:13:40 Waka, waka, waka, waka. Waka, waka, waka, waka, waka.
00:13:43 Hey, you're a great crowd. Thank you. Thank you and thank you. Hey.
00:13:47 Waka, waka. Ah, waka, waka, waka.
00:13:51 Here I am, Fuzzy Bear, to tell you jokes both old and rare.
00:13:54 Waka, waka, waka.
00:13:59 Hey, let's start things off with a bang.
00:14:03 Thank you, sir. Waka, waka, waka, waka, waka.
00:14:07 This guy's lost.
00:14:09 Maybe he should try Harry Krishna.
00:14:13 I'm afraid it's a running gag.
00:14:17 That was his sailor, who was so fast.
00:14:20 How fast was he?
00:14:24 He was so fast that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all.
00:14:30 The problem.
00:14:32 Oh, wait, please. Oh, please. Please, wait.
00:14:35 I'm trying so hard. Please don't do that.
00:14:39 I'm a professional. I've had three performances.
00:14:42 Cut. Cut.
00:14:43 Do you know any dance routines?
00:14:44 What? Not really, Neil.
00:14:47 Play something snappy.
00:14:49 I got it.
00:14:53 Now dance.
00:14:54 What?
00:14:55 Dance.
00:14:57 Ah, waka, waka.
00:15:01 Ah, ha, ha, waka, waka.
00:15:04 Ah.
00:15:08 Too bad the dancing girls are on vacation. The crowd is getting ugly.
00:15:12 You think this crowd's ugly? You should see the dancing girls.
00:15:20 Two, three, four.
00:15:26 Two, three, kick.
00:15:29 Kick, yeah, sorry.
00:15:31 Coming home.
00:15:33 [crowd noise]
00:15:43 I just cleaned the fur.
00:15:44 Please.
00:15:45 [crowd noise]
00:16:09 I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts.
00:16:13 Waka, waka, waka.
00:16:19 Okay, everybody, drinks on the house.
00:16:23 [crowd noise]
00:16:34 I don't see no drinks up here. What you talking about?
00:16:36 Come on, tell us something with drinks on the house.
00:16:42 Works every time.
00:16:44 Oh, well, hey, listen, my name is Kermit the Frog, and I'm on my way to Hollywood.
00:16:49 Hollywood?
00:16:50 You want to join me?
00:16:51 Big time show biz. That's always been my dream.
00:16:55 Yeah, well, they're holding auditions for frogs next week, and if they need frogs, they must need bears, too.
00:17:00 Ah, my car's right outside.
00:17:06 Gee, a Studebaker. Where'd you get it?
00:17:08 My uncle left it to me.
00:17:10 Is he dead?
00:17:11 No, he's hibernating.
00:17:29 You know, Fozzie, you really do have a lot of talent.
00:17:32 Thank you.
00:17:33 You know, how about you and me putting together an act?
00:17:36 Ah, no, sorry. I only work as a single.
00:17:40 Oh, okay.
00:17:46 All right, you talked me into it. We'll be a team.
00:17:49 Oh, good.
00:17:51 What's this?
00:17:52 Hey, you better pull over here.
00:17:53 Yes, sir.
00:17:55 Hey, what's going on?
00:18:03 Howdy, Mr. Frog.
00:18:05 I'm a businessman with a proposition.
00:18:07 What?
00:18:08 Let me show you something that might change your whole life.
00:18:15 Hop right on over here, my little green friend.
00:18:18 Uh, listen, mister, uh...
00:18:19 That's it.
00:18:21 Now, this is the kind of chance you can't afford to pass up.
00:18:25 Now, now, now, don't be afraid.
00:18:27 Watch the window.
00:18:29 Hmm?
00:18:31 What's that?
00:18:33 Hi, I'm Doc Hopper,
00:18:36 inviting you to hop on down and get some hoppers french fried frog legs
00:18:40 right here at the sign of the bright green legs.
00:18:44 Good grief.
00:18:45 Come on, come on. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
00:18:49 Frog legs, frog legs, frog legs are fine.
00:18:52 Hopper's is the place you should dine.
00:18:54 There's cheese legs, bacon legs, chili legs, too.
00:18:57 French fried frog legs, barbecue.
00:19:01 If you want just a snack, then here is the one.
00:19:07 A frog leg burger on a bright green board.
00:19:13 Oh, that is terrible.
00:19:15 That's the most appalling, disgusting, revolting thing I've ever seen.
00:19:18 I know, I'm a great businessman and a sweet fellow,
00:19:21 but I do lack the skills of a performer.
00:19:23 You also make a lousy frog.
00:19:25 You, on the other hand, make a terrific frog.
00:19:28 What?
00:19:29 He's right, you know, you are very likable, Kermit.
00:19:31 The bear's right.
00:19:32 You, my little likable friend,
00:19:34 are gonna do all our television commercials.
00:19:36 No way.
00:19:38 Hold it, now, just a minute.
00:19:39 There's $500 in it for you up front.
00:19:42 $500 is just the beginning.
00:19:45 You could be earning this much every year.
00:19:49 Let's go, Fozzie.
00:19:50 $500?
00:19:53 Would you consider a bear in a frog suit?
00:19:56 Fozzie!
00:19:57 Yes, sir, I just lost my head.
00:19:58 Just a minute, Mr. Frog.
00:20:00 Everything's negotiable.
00:20:03 Okay, here we go, here we go.
00:20:04 Hey, that's my teddy.
00:20:06 Just get it in gear, buddy.
00:20:07 Yes, sir, yes, sir.
00:20:08 Let's go.
00:20:09 Things are money, we're talking money.
00:20:12 Max!
00:20:14 Follow that frog.
00:20:18 Max!
00:20:24 Follow that frog with me in the car.
00:20:26 I'm sorry, Doc, I just got excited.
00:20:28 Hey, do you like the frog?
00:20:29 Isn't he terrific, Doc?
00:20:30 Terrific, Max, terrific.
00:20:31 Now go!
00:20:32 But you promised me a reward.
00:20:34 Later, Max.
00:20:35 Now follow that frog.
00:20:38 [sighs]
00:20:42 Oh, it's a gorgeous day.
00:20:44 Yep, certainly is.
00:20:45 Yep, terrific day for a drive.
00:20:47 It's a beautiful country out here.
00:20:49 A frog and a bear seeing America.
00:20:56 Moving right along in search of good times and good news.
00:21:00 With good friends you can't lose.
00:21:02 This could become a habit.
00:21:05 Opportunity knocks once, let's reach out and grab it.
00:21:09 Yeah!
00:21:10 Together we'll nab it.
00:21:12 We'll hitchhike, bus, or yellow cab it.
00:21:14 Cab it?
00:21:16 Moving right along.
00:21:18 For loose and fancy free.
00:21:21 Getting there is half the fun, come share it with me.
00:21:25 Moving right along.
00:21:26 Dizzy dum, dizzy dum, we'll learn to share the load.
00:21:30 We don't need a map to hit the show on the road.
00:21:35 Hey, Fuzzy, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.
00:21:38 Yes, sir, turn left at the fork in the road.
00:21:41 Permit!
00:21:43 I don't believe that.
00:21:46 Moving right along, we found the life on the highway.
00:21:50 And your way is my way.
00:21:52 So trust my navigation.
00:21:55 California, you become the pie in the sky land.
00:21:59 Palm trees and warm sand.
00:22:01 Though, Sammy, we just left Rhode Island.
00:22:04 We did what?
00:22:05 Just forget it.
00:22:06 Moving right along.
00:22:07 Dizzy dum, dizzy dum.
00:22:08 Hey, L.A., where have you gone?
00:22:10 Send someone to fetch us, we're in Saskatchewan.
00:22:14 Moving right along.
00:22:15 Dizzy dum, dizzy dum.
00:22:16 You take it.
00:22:17 You know best.
00:22:19 Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the west.
00:22:25 Ah, a bear in his natural habitat.
00:22:29 A Studebaker.
00:22:31 Hey, Fuzzy, look up ahead.
00:22:33 What is that?
00:22:35 Maybe we should give him a ride.
00:22:37 I don't know, he's pretty big.
00:22:40 Hey, there, want a lift?
00:22:42 Oh, no thanks.
00:22:44 I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.
00:22:49 Ah, good luck.
00:22:53 Moving right along.
00:22:57 We're truly birds of a feather.
00:22:59 We're in this together.
00:23:02 And we know where we're going.
00:23:04 Movie stars with flashy cars and light with the top down.
00:23:08 We're storming the big town.
00:23:11 Yeah, storm is right.
00:23:12 Should it be snowing?
00:23:13 No, I don't think so.
00:23:15 Moving right along.
00:23:16 Footloose and fancy free.
00:23:19 You ready for that big time?
00:23:22 Is it ready for me?
00:23:24 Moving right along.
00:23:32 Moving right along.
00:23:37 Moving right along.
00:23:41 Moving right along.
00:23:46 Hey, Fuzzy, look up ahead there.
00:23:50 There's one of those Doc Hopper billboards.
00:23:52 Ah.
00:23:53 Maybe you better pull over.
00:23:54 Yes, sir.
00:23:56 Whoa, look at that.
00:24:00 Kermit, that's you.
00:24:02 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:24:04 You got the picture, boy.
00:24:05 You see what I mean?
00:24:07 Kermit the frog, symbol of Doc Hopper's French fried frog legs.
00:24:11 Isn't that splendid?
00:24:12 Just splendid.
00:24:14 Just take a look at it.
00:24:16 All I can see are millions of frogs on tiny crutches.
00:24:20 Now, listen, boy, don't you want to be rich and famous?
00:24:24 Not working for you, I don't.
00:24:26 That's right, crutches.
00:24:28 Shut up, Max.
00:24:30 We're a small-time operation, but we're expanding, expanding,
00:24:34 just like you frogs expand.
00:24:36 Don't you frogs expand?
00:24:38 That's a myth.
00:24:40 What?
00:24:41 Myth, myth.
00:24:42 Yes.
00:24:44 Oh.
00:24:47 Come on, Bear, bring rubber.
00:24:48 Yes, sir.
00:24:50 Hey, frog!
00:24:54 That's the second time!
00:24:56 Max, I've done my best with that frog,
00:24:59 now's the time to do my worst, open the door.
00:25:01 No, you open the door.
00:25:03 What?
00:25:04 I'm through, Doc.
00:25:05 The frog is right.
00:25:06 You're asking him to do something terrible.
00:25:07 I can't be a part of it.
00:25:09 It's a moral decision, and I'll stand by it.
00:25:11 I'll double your percentage.
00:25:12 I'll open the door.
00:25:18 Kermit, where are we?
00:25:20 Well, let's see, we were just traveling down this little black line here,
00:25:24 and we just crossed that little red line over the air.
00:25:27 Oh, well, how about let's take the blue line, huh?
00:25:30 No, we can't take that, that's a river.
00:25:32 Oh, I knew that.
00:25:34 Yeah, sure.
00:25:35 Now, listen, Kermit, why don't we just go right from--
00:25:37 Hey, Fuzzy.
00:25:38 Hmm?
00:25:39 Hey, Fuzzy.
00:25:40 [music playing]
00:25:43 [screaming]
00:25:45 Look out!
00:25:46 Stop!
00:25:47 [siren]
00:25:48 Bleh!
00:25:49 [sighs]
00:25:50 Okay, back it up.
00:25:51 Yes, sir.
00:25:52 Fuzzy, where did you learn to drive?
00:25:54 I took a correspondence course.
00:25:59 This looks like a nice quiet spot.
00:26:01 Uh-huh.
00:26:05 Boy, it feels like we've been driving for days.
00:26:07 Yeah, funny, I'm still wide awake.
00:26:09 Yeah, me too.
00:26:10 [snoring]
00:26:14 Me too.
00:26:15 [snoring]
00:26:23 [music playing]
00:26:24 [shouting]
00:26:26 [music playing]
00:26:35 They don't look like Presbyterians to me.
00:26:51 Hey, cool it, everybody.
00:26:53 Ho, dee, ho, ho.
00:26:56 Our gentle morning melodies have attracted wandering admirers.
00:27:00 Hey, who are you guys?
00:27:02 We am, is, are, and be they whom as are known as the Electric Mayhem.
00:27:07 [laughter]
00:27:08 For sure.
00:27:10 He's Dr. Teeth.
00:27:12 Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence.
00:27:16 [laughter]
00:27:17 Thank you.
00:27:18 Fuzzy.
00:27:19 I'm Floyd, I blow bass.
00:27:21 And I'm, uh, I'm Zoot.
00:27:24 Sax is your axe.
00:27:26 Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again.
00:27:29 Wow, like I'm Janice on the guitar, for sure-ly.
00:27:33 [growling]
00:27:36 Oh, yeah, that's Animal.
00:27:38 Show 'em what you do, Animal.
00:27:40 Ah, what do?
00:27:41 Beat drums.
00:27:42 [growling]
00:27:43 No, no, beat drums, beat drums.
00:27:47 Beat drums, beat drums.
00:27:50 [thud]
00:27:51 [thud]
00:27:52 Down, Animal.
00:27:53 Down.
00:27:54 Back.
00:27:55 Back.
00:27:56 Sit.
00:27:57 Sit.
00:27:58 I'm Scooter, the band's road manager.
00:28:00 Oh, yeah, the road manager.
00:28:02 We couldn't go anywhere without him.
00:28:04 Well, he's the man with the contacts.
00:28:06 Oh, he's the man with the van.
00:28:08 [laughter]
00:28:09 Yeah, we're taking this old church and turning it into a coffee house.
00:28:12 Yeah, with real good music and organic refreshments.
00:28:16 Oh, it'll be so fine and laid back and mellow and profitable.
00:28:20 [laughter]
00:28:22 Yeah, but what brings you dudes here?
00:28:25 Oh, listen, see, Kermit here,
00:28:27 he was living in the swamp and then a fisherman came along.
00:28:30 Fozzie, you can't tell him the whole story.
00:28:32 You'll bore the audience.
00:28:35 Oh, sorry.
00:28:37 But, uh, Kermit, the band here wants to know.
00:28:40 Well, let them read the screenplay.
00:28:42 Ah, yes, sir.
00:28:46 You see, it starts here on page one.
00:28:50 The Muppet Movie, huh?
00:28:53 Let's see. "Exterior Swamp Day."
00:28:57 In a long helicopter shot, we discover Kermit the Frog
00:29:01 playing his banjo and singing.
00:29:03 A Hollywood agent starts the Frog traveling west.
00:29:06 Doc Hopper comes on strong and they get to this church.
00:29:09 Interior Church Day.
00:29:11 Fozzie, they all look like Presbyterians to me.
00:29:16 Kermit and Fozzie come walking down the aisle
00:29:19 to the thunderously loud music of Dr. Teeth
00:29:23 and the Electric Mayhem, which am I.
00:29:26 For sure.
00:29:28 This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportion.
00:29:32 Yeah, Cosmic Man, you got to keep his little froggy self
00:29:36 away from this hopper dude.
00:29:38 Too true, too true.
00:29:40 It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon.
00:29:44 But it seems to me that the Frog and the Bear
00:29:47 are temporarily out of service.
00:29:50 Oh, wow, like what can we do to help them?
00:29:53 Well, if this were the movies...
00:29:55 Wish it is.
00:29:57 We'd think of a clever plot device.
00:29:59 Like disguising their car so they won't be recognized.
00:30:03 Right. Two, three, four.
00:30:05 Oh, yeah!
00:30:09 Whoo!
00:30:11 All right!
00:30:13 ♪ Everybody's lover, everybody's brother ♪
00:30:16 ♪ I want to be your lifetime friend ♪
00:30:18 ♪ Crazy as a rocket, nothing in my pocket ♪
00:30:21 ♪ I keep it in the rainbow's net ♪
00:30:23 ♪ I never think of money, I think of milk and honey ♪
00:30:26 ♪ Grinning like a Cheshire cat ♪
00:30:28 ♪ I focus on the pleasure, something I can trade ya ♪
00:30:30 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:30:32 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:30:34 Oh, yeah!
00:30:39 Hey, Floyd, take a verse.
00:30:44 ♪ Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture ♪
00:30:47 ♪ There it is, I got you now ♪
00:30:49 ♪ Really nothing to it, anyone can do it ♪
00:30:51 ♪ It's easy and we all know how ♪
00:30:53 ♪ Now begins the changing, little rearranging ♪
00:30:56 ♪ Nothing's really where it's at ♪
00:30:58 ♪ The only apple tower is holding up a flower ♪
00:31:01 ♪ I gave it to a taxi's cat ♪
00:31:03 ♪ Fact is there's nothing out there you can't do ♪
00:31:09 ♪ Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you ♪
00:31:14 ♪ Reach down your walls, begin to leave me a picture ♪
00:31:18 ♪ Be a better drummer, be an up-and-comer ♪
00:31:22 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:31:24 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:31:26 ♪ All of us are winning, picking and a grinning ♪
00:31:38 ♪ Lordy but I love to jam ♪
00:31:40 ♪ Jelly belly giggling, dancing and a wiggling ♪
00:31:43 ♪ Honey, that's the way I am ♪
00:31:45 ♪ I love heart and Texas, Northern Lights and Vegas ♪
00:31:47 ♪ I keep it underneath my hat ♪
00:31:49 ♪ Aurora Borealis, shining down in Dallas ♪
00:31:52 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:31:54 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:31:56 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:31:59 ♪ You gotta see it in your mind ♪
00:32:01 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:32:04 ♪ You're quick and easy to find ♪
00:32:06 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:32:08 ♪ You don't have to buy a frame ♪
00:32:10 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:32:13 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:32:15 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:32:17 ♪ Use it if you need it, don't forget to feed it ♪
00:32:20 ♪ Can you picture that? ♪
00:32:22 Dark Hopper will never recognize you now.
00:32:33 I don't know how to thank you guys.
00:32:35 I don't know why to thank you guys.
00:32:37 Our pleasure, Green Stuff.
00:32:39 Are you sure you won't come with us to Hollywood?
00:32:41 Can't, baby.
00:32:43 But when you get rich and famous, maybe we'll show up and exploit your wealth.
00:32:46 Moving right along, fuzzy.
00:32:51 ♪ I'm not buying, not buying ♪
00:32:55 ♪ Hollywood, Hollywood ♪
00:32:59 ♪ Hollywood, Hollywood ♪
00:33:02 ♪ Hollywood, Hollywood ♪
00:33:05 Now, you remember this frog does everything.
00:33:08 He talks, he sings, he dances, he tells jokes.
00:33:10 He even rides a bicycle.
00:33:12 Max, find me a frog and a bear and a tan Studebaker.
00:33:15 Gee, Doc, all I can see is a frog and a bear and a rainbow-colored Studebaker.
00:33:20 What?
00:33:22 What?
00:33:23 Fuzzy, they're right behind us.
00:33:25 I know, I know.
00:33:26 But how did they recognize us?
00:33:28 They recognized you.
00:33:30 What do you mean?
00:33:31 You were driving with bears around.
00:33:32 I'm gaining on them, Doc. I'm gaining on them.
00:33:34 Can't you drive any faster?
00:33:35 No, sir.
00:33:36 There's a sign up ahead there. Pull in front of that.
00:33:39 Now, Doc.
00:33:40 What?
00:33:41 Get the other car.
00:33:42 Yes, sir.
00:33:43 Ah-ha!
00:33:47 ♪
00:33:50 ♪
00:33:53 Oh, yeah.
00:33:54 ♪
00:33:58 Uh-huh, yeah.
00:33:59 ♪
00:34:03 Oh, I tell you, Camilla, great plumbers are born not made.
00:34:07 I'm a prince of plunger bear meat.
00:34:10 ♪
00:34:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do that.
00:34:15 We'll just wait till we get there.
00:34:17 Fuzzy.
00:34:18 Yeah?
00:34:19 Look at that funny little truck.
00:34:20 Yeah, cute, huh?
00:34:21 Oh, it's coming straight at us.
00:34:22 ♪
00:34:24 (screaming)
00:34:25 We got to help!
00:34:26 ♪
00:34:27 (car horn honks)
00:34:29 We missed it.
00:34:30 (car horn honks)
00:34:31 Oh? You call that a miss?
00:34:33 ♪
00:34:36 Oh, I'm getting in your car.
00:34:37 ♪
00:34:39 Oh, yeah, boy.
00:34:41 You guys okay?
00:34:43 Why are you hopping up and down?
00:34:45 Because I'm hopping mad.
00:34:47 Guy's got a sense of humor.
00:34:49 Hey, why don't you join us?
00:34:52 Where are you going?
00:34:53 We're following our dream.
00:34:55 I have a dream, too.
00:34:57 Huh?
00:34:58 But you'll think it's stupid.
00:35:00 No.
00:35:01 Tell us, tell us.
00:35:02 Well, I want to go to Bombay, India
00:35:04 and become a movie star.
00:35:06 You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star.
00:35:09 You go where we're going, Hollywood.
00:35:11 Sure, if you want to do it the easy way.
00:35:14 We picked up a weirdo.
00:35:19 Hey, look up ahead. There's Madman Movies.
00:35:22 What's that?
00:35:23 It's a used car lot.
00:35:25 See, we can trade in both these old cars
00:35:27 and get one big one.
00:35:28 Wait, trade in my uncle's scooter back there?
00:35:30 Sure.
00:35:31 When he wakes up, he'll kill me.
00:35:33 You're swinging this turn very wide.
00:35:35 Watch out!
00:35:36 Hold it. Here we go. Up the bump.
00:35:38 There we go. Hold on.
00:35:39 All right. Pull up ahead there.
00:35:41 Look at these cars.
00:35:42 Look at this.
00:35:43 Are you going to sell my plunger, too?
00:35:45 There's all kinds of great cars down here.
00:35:46 No, he's not going to sell your plunger.
00:35:47 Look at him up there.
00:35:48 Pull it up a little farther here, bud.
00:35:50 Where should I stop?
00:35:51 A little bit farther. Easy.
00:35:53 Okay. Here?
00:35:54 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
00:35:55 Somebody out of the car.
00:35:57 Okay. Chickens first.
00:35:58 Here we go.
00:35:59 Oh, my dear friends,
00:36:00 welcome to Madman Moonies' hubcap heaven.
00:36:03 Today is your lucky day.
00:36:05 It is?
00:36:06 Yes, it is.
00:36:07 You, for example, you're driving the wrong car.
00:36:09 I am?
00:36:10 I can put you in this German street machine
00:36:13 for only $2,000,
00:36:15 less a $12 trade-in on your old vehicle.
00:36:18 Now, this car is one of the great--
00:36:21 Detachable fenders for narrow garages.
00:36:27 No, thanks.
00:36:28 Hey, what is this pile of--
00:36:29 Jack, get rid of this heap!
00:36:31 Come out here!
00:36:33 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
00:36:35 What's the matter with you?
00:36:37 That's my Jack.
00:36:38 Oh, hi, Jack.
00:36:39 Jack not name. Jack job!
00:36:42 How many times have I told you
00:36:45 not to talk to the customers?
00:36:46 Yeah, I know.
00:36:47 Just move this. Move it.
00:36:48 You understand?
00:36:50 But seriously, friends,
00:37:04 Madman Moony doesn't believe
00:37:05 in all that dealing and wheeling.
00:37:07 No, the price on the sticker
00:37:09 is the price you pay.
00:37:10 And never more, and never less.
00:37:14 We'll take that one for $11.95.
00:37:17 Less our $12 trade-in.
00:37:21 You owe us a nickel.
00:37:23 Oh, thank you very much.
00:37:28 Hey, we're all going to Hollywood.
00:37:30 You want to come with us?
00:37:31 Hollywood?
00:37:32 Whoa! Whoa!
00:37:33 That's strange. He just ran away.
00:37:35 Well, move and run along, Fuzzy.
00:37:37 Yes, sir.
00:37:38 [laughing]
00:37:39 Move and run along.
00:37:41 [laughing]
00:37:44 Hey, watch where you're going now, Fuzzy.
00:37:46 Yes, sir.
00:37:47 [laughing]
00:37:48 Hey!
00:37:49 Hey, where are you going?
00:37:51 Hey, wait for me!
00:37:53 I want to go to Hollywood!
00:37:56 Hey, wait for me!
00:37:58 Come on, guys!
00:37:59 Wait, please!
00:38:01 I want to go to Hollywood!
00:38:03 I want to go to Hollywood!
00:38:05 [music playing]
00:38:09 [music playing]
00:38:13 [music playing]
00:38:41 One, two, three, testing.
00:38:43 Can you hear me?
00:38:44 Well, it's time to announce the winner of this year's
00:38:47 Bogan County Beauty Pageant.
00:38:49 Sure grows pretty around here, don't we?
00:38:54 All right, here they are.
00:38:57 What's over there, Kermit?
00:38:59 Over there.
00:39:00 Debbie Sue Anderson.
00:39:01 See?
00:39:02 [applause]
00:39:04 Nice-looking girls, huh?
00:39:10 Wow, nice-looking chickens.
00:39:12 What?
00:39:13 Oh, no hard feelings, honey.
00:39:15 And now, before announcing the winner,
00:39:16 I think we should thank the judges of today's contest,
00:39:19 Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy.
00:39:21 [applause]
00:39:24 You're not going to believe who the winner is, folks.
00:39:28 Oh, come now, Charlie.
00:39:30 It's their movie.
00:39:31 Oh, so it is.
00:39:32 [laughing]
00:39:34 And here she is, folks.
00:39:37 This year's Miss Bogan County Miss Piggy.
00:39:43 [applause]
00:39:45 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thank you.
00:39:49 Oh, wow.
00:39:51 It's a pig.
00:39:52 Did you see that?
00:39:54 Thank you, everyone.
00:39:55 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:39:58 Oh, oh, oh, Debbie Sue.
00:40:02 Oh, I'm a Jew.
00:40:04 Thank you, thank you.
00:40:06 Thank you.
00:40:07 Wow.
00:40:08 [applause]
00:40:09 Thank you, thank you.
00:40:10 Oh, oh, thank you.
00:40:12 Oh, kissy, kissy, kissy, kissy.
00:40:14 Oh, thank you all.
00:40:16 Come on, you know--
00:40:17 No, no, not right now, Fonzie.
00:40:19 I just want to say one thing.
00:40:22 This is the happiest moment of my--
00:40:26 [music]
00:40:39 Never before have two souls joined so freely and so fast.
00:40:49 For me, this is the first time and the last.
00:40:55 Is this an angel's wish for men?
00:41:02 Never before and never again.
00:41:09 And where to find the words to sing its worth?
00:41:16 This love was bound for heaven, not for earth.
00:41:22 This love was meant to light the stars.
00:41:29 But when we touched, we made it ours.
00:41:35 And could they take it back?
00:41:38 Oh, no, they wouldn't dare.
00:41:42 Why should they take it back when there's enough?
00:41:49 To share with all the world and fill the heavens above
00:41:57 with love that will last never before.
00:42:03 A love that keeps on growing on and on
00:42:09 to fill each lover's heart and light the dawn.
00:42:15 Is this an angel's wish for men?
00:42:22 Never before and never again.
00:42:27 Never before and never again.
00:42:40 [music]
00:43:04 Oh!
00:43:06 Excuse me.
00:43:08 Oh, yes, of course.
00:43:10 Listen, congratulations on winning the beauty contest.
00:43:13 Thank you.
00:43:15 Of course, normally I don't do anything so trivial.
00:43:19 I am an actress model.
00:43:21 Oh, is that right?
00:43:22 Well, I'm going to be a performer, too.
00:43:25 Ooh.
00:43:26 Hey, Kermit, who's a cute-looking pig?
00:43:29 I beg your pardon?
00:43:31 If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
00:43:33 Gonzo.
00:43:34 Hey, I thought we were going to go get some ice cream.
00:43:37 Wait a minute.
00:43:38 I'll join you.
00:43:39 [music]
00:43:45 Well, what are you doing in town, short, green, and handsome?
00:43:51 Well, we're headed west.
00:43:54 Really?
00:43:55 Yeah, but I really should join my friends for ice cream.
00:44:00 You want to come along?
00:44:02 Me?
00:44:03 You mean it?
00:44:04 Oh, I'll be right back.
00:44:06 [barking]
00:44:07 Don't move.
00:44:08 [barking]
00:44:11 Hello.
00:44:12 I'd like an ice cream.
00:44:13 What do you want?
00:44:14 Chocolate, vanilla, coffee, peach fudge, rum banana?
00:44:17 Honey.
00:44:18 Honey?
00:44:19 I beg your pardon, I hardly know you.
00:44:21 Ah.
00:44:22 But seriously, I'd like a honey ice cream cone for me
00:44:26 and a dragonfly ripple for my friend the frog.
00:44:29 Okay.
00:44:30 One honey cone for the bear and one dragonfly ripple for the frog.
00:44:35 Okay.
00:44:36 Don't get them mixed up.
00:44:38 Gotcha.
00:44:39 [music]
00:44:49 All right, all right, Camilla.
00:44:50 I'll get you a balloon, but you have to pick the color, red or green.
00:44:55 Can I give you a word of advice?
00:44:57 What?
00:44:59 Why not take both?
00:45:03 What a wild idea.
00:45:06 Yeah, a beautiful chicken like that deserves two balloons.
00:45:09 You're right.
00:45:10 I have guys come in all the time.
00:45:12 Sometimes I get a bunch of balloons for the girls.
00:45:14 I go gaga for them.
00:45:15 Gaga?
00:45:16 I'll take the whole bunch.
00:45:18 Gaga, gaga.
00:45:19 [whimpering]
00:45:24 [music]
00:45:26 Guns off.
00:45:28 [music]
00:45:31 Where'd he went?
00:45:33 Fozzie?
00:45:34 Coming.
00:45:35 Coming.
00:45:36 Oh, hey, come here.
00:45:37 Hey, where's your pig friend?
00:45:39 Well, I'm not really sure.
00:45:40 She said she was coming for ice cream, but--
00:45:42 Yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo.
00:45:44 Here I am, here I am.
00:45:46 I'm packed, I'm packed.
00:45:47 Yeah, so I see.
00:45:49 What for?
00:45:51 You said I could come with you.
00:45:54 To buy ice cream, not to Hollywood.
00:45:56 We're going to Hollywood?
00:45:58 No, I mean, listen.
00:46:00 When I said, I mean, well, when you heard--
00:46:03 Oh, brother.
00:46:05 [screaming]
00:46:08 What?
00:46:09 Guns off?
00:46:10 [screaming]
00:46:13 Guns off?
00:46:14 What are you doing?
00:46:16 About 7 knots.
00:46:18 [screaming]
00:46:20 We'll follow you.
00:46:21 To the car.
00:46:22 Yes, sir.
00:46:23 [screaming]
00:46:24 Guns off, we're coming.
00:46:26 Step on it, Fozzie.
00:46:28 Yes, sir.
00:46:29 Oh, my God, you're a four meter.
00:46:31 Yeah, where is he?
00:46:33 Oh, isn't this great?
00:46:35 Here I am floating in space.
00:46:38 Oh, this is the place to be.
00:46:41 Whoopee.
00:46:43 Fozzie.
00:46:44 Yes.
00:46:45 Bear left.
00:46:46 What?
00:46:47 Bear left.
00:46:48 Right frog.
00:46:49 What?
00:46:50 Never mind.
00:46:51 That's cute.
00:46:52 Oh, oh, oh, this is-- look at our little car down there.
00:46:54 Oh, this is like flying.
00:46:57 Hey, this is flying.
00:46:59 Oh, I'm flying.
00:47:01 Whoopee.
00:47:02 Doc, isn't that a frog up there?
00:47:05 No, that's a frog down here.
00:47:08 He's caught in a crosswind, Fozzie.
00:47:10 We're going to lose him.
00:47:11 Oh, no.
00:47:12 [music playing]
00:47:14 Ah, what are you doing, Doc?
00:47:17 I'm going after the tires.
00:47:19 We're OK now.
00:47:20 The wind's shifting.
00:47:21 Wait a minute.
00:47:22 Hey, stay with him, Fozzie.
00:47:23 Yeah.
00:47:24 He's right above us.
00:47:25 [music playing]
00:47:27 He's OK.
00:47:28 Yeah, hi, Gun Joe.
00:47:29 Fozzie, come back in here.
00:47:30 What?
00:47:31 Come back in here.
00:47:32 Yes, sir.
00:47:33 [music playing]
00:47:34 Watch down the road.
00:47:36 Coming.
00:47:37 [music playing]
00:47:39 I'm going after the big one.
00:47:41 [music playing]
00:47:42 [screaming]
00:47:44 [gunshots]
00:47:45 [screaming]
00:47:46 [music playing]
00:47:48 Take off, Fozzie.
00:47:49 Yes, sir.
00:47:50 [music playing]
00:47:51 I'm back, Joe.
00:47:53 [music playing]
00:47:55 No frog's going to make a monkey out of me.
00:47:58 [music playing]
00:48:00 I'm back.
00:48:03 I don't understand any of this.
00:48:05 [screaming]
00:48:07 [music playing]
00:48:11 I just got to catch up with those guys.
00:48:16 Kermit, you were so courageous, so magnificent.
00:48:21 Gee, I don't know what to say.
00:48:23 Say, the bear was magnificent.
00:48:25 After all, I did the driving.
00:48:27 And I took a 100-foot belly flop onto a moving car.
00:48:30 Yes, but Kermit assumed the awesome responsibility
00:48:35 of command.
00:48:36 Gee.
00:48:37 Oh, brother.
00:48:40 Um, why don't we stop somewhere for the night
00:48:44 and have a quiet little dinner for two?
00:48:48 Terrific.
00:48:49 I'll eat with you, Miss Piggy.
00:48:51 Not you, Bezzer Beak.
00:48:54 Just mon capitan and moi.
00:48:59 Well, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that might be nice.
00:49:03 [music playing]
00:49:15 Oh, wow.
00:49:17 Good evening, Miss Piggy.
00:49:19 You look lovely tonight.
00:49:22 Thank you.
00:49:23 [music playing]
00:49:33 I'm so sorry if I kept you waiting.
00:49:37 Oh, it was worth it.
00:49:39 How charming of them.
00:49:40 [music playing]
00:49:49 I, uh, I took the liberty of ordering us some wine.
00:49:55 [yawn]
00:49:56 Oh, waiter.
00:49:59 Yes?
00:50:01 May I help you?
00:50:03 Uh, uh, the, uh, the wine, please.
00:50:07 Oh, you mad imbettuous thing.
00:50:10 It's champagne.
00:50:12 Not exactly.
00:50:13 Sparkling muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.
00:50:18 Uh, uh, well, you may service now, please.
00:50:21 Oh, may I?
00:50:25 Look how he does that.
00:50:27 Yeah.
00:50:28 Very suave.
00:50:29 Mm.
00:50:34 [sniff]
00:50:36 Ah.
00:50:40 Don't you want to smell the bottle cap?
00:50:43 Oh, oh, hey.
00:50:44 Uh, [sniff]
00:50:46 Mm-hmm.
00:50:47 Smells good.
00:50:48 Mm, yes.
00:50:49 Would you like to taste it first?
00:50:51 Well, uh, I think he's supposed to.
00:50:55 Uh, would you taste it for us, please?
00:51:04 [sneezing]
00:51:06 Oh.
00:51:07 [sneezing]
00:51:09 Ah.
00:51:12 Excellent choice.
00:51:14 Should be for $0.95.
00:51:15 Mm.
00:51:20 And, um, may we have straws, please?
00:51:22 Yes.
00:51:23 I expected that.
00:51:28 Thank you.
00:51:29 Uh, that'll be all for now.
00:51:31 Oh, thank you.
00:51:33 Thank you very much.
00:51:34 Thank you.
00:51:38 Here's to you, Miss Piggy.
00:51:40 Oh.
00:51:41 Drink up.
00:51:48 [slurping]
00:51:59 Oh.
00:52:00 [laughs]
00:52:01 Makes me giggly.
00:52:03 Uh, the wine?
00:52:07 Everything.
00:52:10 Well, it's, uh, it's a beautiful evening, isn't it?
00:52:16 Mm-hmm.
00:52:18 And, uh, the moon is just lovely.
00:52:23 Mm-hmm.
00:52:25 But, you know, Miss Piggy, the moon doesn't look like you.
00:52:33 Mm-hmm.
00:52:40 Miss Piggy?
00:52:42 Miss Piggy?
00:52:44 Are you Miss Piggy?
00:52:46 Yes.
00:52:47 Telephone.
00:52:49 Oh.
00:52:52 Oh, uh, Kermie, I did place one phone call to my agent.
00:52:58 Uh, it'll only be an incitency moment.
00:53:07 What the hell?
00:53:30 Evening.
00:53:31 Ralph.
00:53:32 Ralph the Dog.
00:53:33 Sit yourself down.
00:53:35 Kermit.
00:53:36 Kermit the Frog.
00:53:37 Pleased to meet you.
00:53:42 I'm no Heifetz, but I get by.
00:53:45 That was very nice.
00:53:48 Oh.
00:53:49 Hey, broken heart, right?
00:53:51 Was it true?
00:53:53 Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have,
00:53:57 you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain,
00:54:00 a shattered dream for every fallen star.
00:54:05 Exactly.
00:54:06 She just walked out on me.
00:54:08 Yeah, typical.
00:54:10 That's why I live alone.
00:54:12 You do, huh?
00:54:13 You bet.
00:54:14 I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers,
00:54:19 take myself for a walk and go to bed.
00:54:21 Nice and simple.
00:54:23 Stay away from women.
00:54:24 That's my motto.
00:54:26 But I can't.
00:54:27 Neither can I.
00:54:29 That's my trouble.
00:54:32 You can't live with them, you can't live without them.
00:54:37 There's something irresistible-ish about them.
00:54:41 We grin and nerd because the nights are long.
00:54:45 I hope that something better comes along.
00:54:49 I see what you mean.
00:54:51 It's no good complaining and pointless to holler.
00:54:56 If she's a beauty, she'll get under your collar.
00:55:00 She made a monkey out of old King Kong.
00:55:03 I hope that something better comes along.
00:55:06 Still, it's fun when you're fetching and agree to see an etching
00:55:13 that you keep at your lily pad.
00:55:17 There is no solution.
00:55:19 It's part of evolution.
00:55:21 The pitter patter of souls, the little feet of tadpoles.
00:55:25 Uh, Prof, tadpoles don't have feet.
00:55:28 Oh, sorry about that.
00:55:30 Two, three, four.
00:55:31 There's no limitation to mixing and matching.
00:55:35 Some get an itching for a critter they've been scratching.
00:55:39 A skunk was badgered, the results were strong.
00:55:43 I hope that something better, I hope that something better,
00:55:47 I hope that something better comes along.
00:55:53 Bees are blaring, monkeys are running.
00:55:57 Phone call for Kermit the Frog.
00:56:04 You Kermit the Frog?
00:56:06 Yeah?
00:56:07 Phone.
00:56:08 Huh.
00:56:13 It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.
00:56:18 Hmm.
00:56:20 Uh, uh, hello?
00:56:22 Kermit, please!
00:56:24 [sobbing]
00:56:26 Piggy, is that you?
00:56:27 Yes, that's her.
00:56:29 And it's a dark harbour.
00:56:31 The innocent frog and the good.
00:56:33 Step outside the motel right now.
00:56:36 My guys will meet you there.
00:56:39 Well, uh, what if I don't?
00:56:42 Your girlfriend will be ham hocked by breakfast.
00:56:45 [sobbing]
00:56:47 Oh, Kermit, don't, don't, don't, don't!
00:56:49 [laughing]
00:56:51 [door opening]
00:56:53 [music playing]
00:56:56 [door closing]
00:56:58 [music playing]
00:57:02 [crunching]
00:57:03 [music playing]
00:57:05 Uh, are you the guys I'm supposed to meet?
00:57:08 [laughing]
00:57:11 Good, Glen, that's good.
00:57:13 That's nice and tight.
00:57:14 [laughing]
00:57:16 The professor's here, Doc.
00:57:18 Show him in.
00:57:19 Show me.
00:57:21 Kermit, I'm not a bit worried.
00:57:25 I know you're planning something bold and clever.
00:57:29 [door opening]
00:57:30 Oh, uh, I got us this far, didn't I?
00:57:34 [laughing]
00:57:37 How are you?
00:57:38 Professor Crasman.
00:57:39 It's good to see you, Doc, you little rustic devil, you.
00:57:43 Where's my victim?
00:57:44 I mean patient.
00:57:46 Step this way, Professor.
00:57:48 Let me introduce you to your patient.
00:57:51 Professor Crasman is a world's leading authority
00:57:54 on mind control in frogs.
00:57:56 It's a very rapidly growing field.
00:57:59 You like garlic, don't you?
00:58:01 Tell us what you're going to do to our little Kermit.
00:58:04 Well, we're going to perform an electronic cerebrectomy.
00:58:08 Hm?
00:58:09 A what?
00:58:10 An electronic cerebrectomy.
00:58:15 What's that?
00:58:16 It's something so sensational that you'll
00:58:18 have to hold on to your hat.
00:58:20 Yes.
00:58:21 When a German scientist says hold on to your hat,
00:58:23 it's not casual conversation.
00:58:24 Hold on to your hat.
00:58:25 Hat, hold.
00:58:26 Good.
00:58:27 Now, what we're going to do is bring out a machine
00:58:29 that's going to wow you.
00:58:30 [speaking german]
00:58:32 Bring out the machine.
00:58:33 Where did you see this?
00:58:34 You think we're sleeping in Dusseldorf?
00:58:36 You think we're taking a nap in Cologne?
00:58:38 No, we're working at night.
00:58:39 Each night a new dial, a new knob, a diode, a transistor.
00:58:42 [speaking german]
00:58:44 Cerebrectomy, cerebrectomy, electronic cerebrectomy.
00:58:48 Hm.
00:58:49 What does it do?
00:58:50 What does it do?
00:58:51 What does it do?
00:58:52 It turns the brains into guacamole.
00:58:55 [laughing]
00:58:58 First of all, I'll pull out of this, OK?
00:59:01 Wonderful.
00:59:02 Second?
00:59:06 [laughing]
00:59:09 Hat!
00:59:12 I detest the surfeit of provincial laughter.
00:59:15 Now, we take your friend, the little F-O-R-G,
00:59:19 put him in the chair, clamp on the terminals,
00:59:21 drop the electronic yamaka, and throw what we call in German
00:59:25 the switch!
00:59:26 [laughing]
00:59:29 Yes, you little green devil.
00:59:31 Soon it'll be a hot time with the old skull tonight.
00:59:36 Thank you, hair machine.
00:59:37 Now, the frog will do your bidding.
00:59:39 He will do your every whim, your every wish.
00:59:41 He will do your television commercial.
00:59:43 Yes, he will sell your frog's legs!
00:59:48 Zapparooni!
00:59:49 Head full of jelly!
00:59:50 A noggin full of library paper!
00:59:52 Let's fry them brains!
00:59:54 Oh, Professor Crossman, you've got a fun job.
00:59:56 I love it, I love it.
00:59:57 If I can inflict a little pain during the afternoon,
01:00:00 I sleep good at night.
01:00:01 Well, we'll let you get on with it, then.
01:00:03 My pleasure.
01:00:04 Max.
01:00:05 I'll be back later to pick up what's left of the frog.
01:00:10 You can have everything.
01:00:11 Excuse the brain.
01:00:13 All right, bring over the frog.
01:00:15 Oh, oh, honey, whatever happens next,
01:00:19 I wouldn't give up this evening together for anything.
01:00:23 Would you?
01:00:25 Make me an offer.
01:00:27 [groaning]
01:00:30 Oh, Jimmy!
01:00:32 I got him, I got him.
01:00:34 Good, good, good, good, good.
01:00:37 And why don't we take a little seat, Kermit?
01:00:41 Hands down.
01:00:43 Feet in place.
01:00:45 Oh, will you stop whimpering?
01:00:48 Go out like a frog, not a little toad.
01:00:51 Okay, hair machine, this is big time here.
01:00:54 Ready to go to work?
01:00:56 Hand clips!
01:00:58 Foot clips!
01:01:00 [laughing]
01:01:02 You can struggle all you want now, frog.
01:01:05 It'll do you very little good.
01:01:08 All right, and now it's time to drop the electronic beanie.
01:01:14 And soon there'll be enough voltage
01:01:17 coursing through your little frog brain
01:01:19 to light up Cincinnati.
01:01:22 Oh, please, please, not my frog, please.
01:01:26 Say goodbye to the frog, pig.
01:01:29 Why should I?
01:01:30 Because in ten seconds,
01:01:32 he won't know you from kosher bacon.
01:01:35 That does it!
01:01:37 [claps]
01:01:39 [yells]
01:01:42 [yelling]
01:01:47 [crash]
01:01:49 [yelling]
01:01:56 [yelling]
01:02:00 [yelling]
01:02:02 What the heck's going on here?
01:02:04 A pig that goes bananas?
01:02:06 What is this, a luau?
01:02:08 Where'd she go?
01:02:09 Oh, boy.
01:02:10 What happened to her?
01:02:11 Get her!
01:02:13 [yelling]
01:02:15 I must reach the switch.
01:02:17 I must.
01:02:18 Switch.
01:02:19 I must reach.
01:02:20 [yelling]
01:02:25 [yelling]
01:02:27 [crash]
01:02:28 Now, Kimmy.
01:02:29 Oh, thank you.
01:02:30 [yelling]
01:02:34 Ribbit.
01:02:35 Ribbit.
01:02:36 Ribbit.
01:02:37 [yelling]
01:02:38 [crash]
01:02:41 Well, shall we go now, Kimmy?
01:02:45 [phone ringing]
01:02:48 Well, uh, just a second.
01:02:53 Hello?
01:02:57 Piggy, it's your agent.
01:02:59 Oh, thank you.
01:03:05 Yeah, Marty, what do you got?
01:03:07 Commercial.
01:03:10 How much?
01:03:11 Mm-hmm.
01:03:12 When?
01:03:14 Take it.
01:03:19 Um...
01:03:25 Goodbye.
01:03:28 [music]
01:03:46 Hey, what happened?
01:03:47 [mumbling]
01:03:52 [yelling]
01:03:56 Don't worry, animal.
01:03:57 Your big scene is coming up.
01:03:59 Yeah, yeah, just be cool and eat another seat cushion.
01:04:02 [yelling]
01:04:08 Well, how do you like the film?
01:04:10 I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this.
01:04:13 Oh!
01:04:14 Well, I don't care what anybody else says.
01:04:16 I'm having a great time.
01:04:18 Oh, good.
01:04:19 [mumbling]
01:04:21 The film is okey-dokey.
01:04:23 Good, roll film.
01:04:25 The film is rooly.
01:04:27 Shh, quiet, quiet.
01:04:29 Shh.
01:04:32 This is the patriotic part.
01:04:34 Should we stand up?
01:04:35 No.
01:04:38 ♪ Oh, beautiful for spacious skies ♪
01:04:42 ♪ For amber waves of grain ♪
01:04:46 ♪ For purple mountains majesties ♪
01:04:51 ♪ Above the fruited plain ♪
01:04:55 ♪ America, America ♪
01:05:00 ♪ God shed his grace on thee ♪
01:05:03 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
01:05:04 ♪ And crown thy good ♪
01:05:06 ♪ With brotherhood ♪
01:05:08 ♪ From sea to shining sea ♪
01:05:17 Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.
01:05:26 [explosion]
01:05:36 Hold it, boys.
01:05:38 Hold it.
01:05:39 Hold your fire.
01:05:42 Now, boys, no reflection on the job you've been doing,
01:05:46 but I decided to bring in a specialist.
01:05:59 Now, boys, this is Snake Walker.
01:06:03 Tell him what to do, Snake.
01:06:07 Kill frogs.
01:06:16 How long is it to Hollywood?
01:06:18 Well, we got to be there by tomorrow.
01:06:19 Hey, Kermit, are you going to get an agent like that pig hat?
01:06:22 Darn so.
01:06:23 He can always touch you about that.
01:06:26 Hey, who's that?
01:06:27 I don't believe that.
01:06:29 Piggy?
01:06:30 Kermit.
01:06:31 Kermit.
01:06:33 That's Piggy.
01:06:34 Yeah, I know.
01:06:36 Hey, do you think we should help her with her bag?
01:06:39 No.
01:06:40 Kermit.
01:06:44 Oh, Kermit, what an unbelievable coincidence.
01:06:48 Hmm.
01:06:52 Oh, hello again.
01:06:53 It's me.
01:06:54 Would you hold my rounded case?
01:06:59 Well?
01:07:01 Well, what?
01:07:02 So much has happened to me since I saw you last.
01:07:07 Frankly, Miss Piggy, I don't give a hoot.
01:07:09 My name is Ralph the Dog, and I was playing the piano, and --
01:07:12 Oh, never mind.
01:07:16 Kermit?
01:07:17 Hmm?
01:07:19 I missed you.
01:07:24 Don't I get one kissy-kissy?
01:07:28 No, I don't think so, Miss Piggy.
01:07:30 Just one little hug.
01:07:35 Oh, Piggy.
01:07:37 Kermit.
01:07:40 You've been listening to music to hug frogs by, and this is Doc Hopper saying that if Kermit the Frog don't stop right now and call me and agree to be my national spokesman, he will soon be a frog bugger.
01:07:52 Piggy!
01:07:54 We'll be okay.
01:07:56 Oh, Mon Capitane.
01:08:03 Oh, boy.
01:08:04 Yeah, what?
01:08:05 Ah!
01:08:06 No problem.
01:08:07 It's okay.
01:08:08 It's okay.
01:08:09 No problem.
01:08:10 Hey, all right.
01:08:11 Uh-oh.
01:08:12 Listen.
01:08:13 Oh, we're in trouble.
01:08:16 I wish I still had my student visa.
01:08:19 There's probably something broken about the engine.
01:08:21 Hey, don't worry.
01:08:23 Someone's bound to come along.
01:08:26 Hmm.
01:08:45 Well, I guess we blew it, huh, Gonzo?
01:08:48 Yeah.
01:08:51 But the sky sure is beautiful out here.
01:08:55 Look at that.
01:08:59 We, uh, we're going to miss the auditions tomorrow, right?
01:09:07 Kermit?
01:09:14 Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that.
01:09:20 I wish I had those balloons again.
01:09:24 So much for Hollywood.
01:09:27 Listen, gang, I never promised we'd make it.
01:09:31 I never promised anything.
01:09:43 This looks familiar.
01:09:47 Vaguely familiar.
01:09:51 Almost unreal yet.
01:09:55 It's too soon to feel yet.
01:09:59 Close to my soul and yet so far away.
01:10:07 I'm going to go back there someday.
01:10:16 Sun rises, night falls.
01:10:20 Sometimes the sky calls.
01:10:25 Is that a song there?
01:10:28 And do I belong there?
01:10:32 I've never been there.
01:10:36 But I know the way.
01:10:40 I'm going to go back there someday.
01:10:48 Come and go with me.
01:10:52 It's more fun to share.
01:10:56 We'll both be completely at home in midair.
01:11:04 We're flying, not walking on featherless wings.
01:11:11 We can hold on to love like invisible strings.
01:11:24 There's not a word yet for old friends
01:11:30 who've just met.
01:11:34 Part heaven, part space.
01:11:38 Or have I found my place?
01:11:42 You can't just visit.
01:11:46 But I plan to stay.
01:11:51 I'm going to go back there someday.
01:12:01 I'm going to go back there someday.
01:12:21 [flute music]
01:12:43 I didn't promise anybody anything.
01:12:47 What do I know about Hollywood anyway?
01:12:50 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:12:54 I'm not a movie star.
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01:23:43 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:23:47 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:23:51 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:23:55 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:23:59 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:03 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:07 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:11 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:15 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:19 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:23 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:27 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:31 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:35 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:39 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:43 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:47 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:51 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:55 I'm just a guy who's been living his life.
01:24:59 [crying]
01:25:01 [crying]
01:25:03 [crying]
01:25:05 [crying]
01:25:07 Okay, way to go guys!
01:25:10 Thanks, Miss!
01:25:13 Well, friends, this is it.
01:25:19 [music]
01:25:23 [music]
01:25:29 [music]
01:25:33 [music]
01:25:37 Mr. Lord, forgive the interruption, but I'm here to audition.
01:25:41 Yes, yes, yes!
01:25:43 We've come over 2,000 miles...
01:25:47 Oh boy.
01:25:51 We're all with you.
01:25:55 Uh, please sir, my name is Kermit the Frog,
01:25:59 and we read your ad and, well, we've come to be rich and famous.
01:26:19 Miss Tracy, prepare the standard rich and famous contract for Kermit the Frog and company.
01:26:29 [music]
01:26:33 We did it! We did it!
01:26:37 [music]
01:26:46 Wow, just look at all this.
01:26:50 How did a frog make the big time?
01:26:53 [music]
01:27:02 It starts when we're kids.
01:27:05 I show off at school, making faces at friends.
01:27:11 You're a clown and a fool.
01:27:15 You're doing fratfalls and bird calls and bad imitations.
01:27:18 Ignoring your homework is that dedication.
01:27:22 You work through the mirror.
01:27:24 You're getting standing ovations.
01:27:28 You're burning with hope.
01:27:31 You're building up steam.
01:27:34 What was once juvenile-ish is grown-up and stylish.
01:27:38 You're close to your dream.
01:27:41 And somebody out there loves you, stands up and hollers for more.
01:27:48 You found a home at the Magic Store.
01:27:54 All right, everybody, production number.
01:27:56 Off the trucks and on the job.
01:28:00 Hey, whoa, hot cheese, stop, cut.
01:28:02 Wow, let's do it.
01:28:04 Do what?
01:28:05 The movie.
01:28:06 Yes, sir.
01:28:07 Now put your thumb first.
01:28:08 Everybody out.
01:28:09 Yes, let's do it.
01:28:10 Yes.
01:28:11 Hey, take those wagons out of there.
01:28:14 Yes, sir.
01:28:15 I'm up.
01:28:16 [SCREAMING]
01:28:19 Woo-hoo-hoo.
01:28:21 Uh-oh.
01:28:22 See, we're over there, right?
01:28:24 Moving right along.
01:28:26 Hey.
01:28:28 Hey, those are the trees for the swamp.
01:28:31 A little unprofitable.
01:28:33 [LAUGHING]
01:28:34 Waka waka.
01:28:36 Let's make a scene.
01:28:38 [LAUGHING]
01:28:39 Watch the tree, Rolf.
01:28:41 Hey, hippo scooter.
01:28:44 Oh, oh, oh.
01:28:46 Watch it.
01:28:47 Waka waka.
01:28:48 Miss Piggy, you look beautiful.
01:28:50 Thank you.
01:28:51 Hollywood talk.
01:28:53 Wah ha ha ha.
01:28:54 Uh-huh.
01:28:55 Wah ha ha ha ha.
01:28:56 Good.
01:28:57 Wah ha.
01:28:58 All right, the lights?
01:28:59 Yeah.
01:29:00 Good.
01:29:01 Save those art.
01:29:03 [LAUGHING]
01:29:04 Crazy Harry plays with electricity.
01:29:06 [LAUGHING]
01:29:08 [GROANING]
01:29:10 Sound is ready.
01:29:11 Give me a level.
01:29:14 Dustin.
01:29:15 [SCREAMING]
01:29:17 [GROANING]
01:29:19 [GROANING]
01:29:22 Rolling.
01:29:24 OK, everybody.
01:29:25 Stay in focus, huh?
01:29:28 OK, Muppet movie, scene 1A, take one.
01:29:31 [GROANING]
01:29:33 Makeup ready.
01:29:34 Uh-huh.
01:29:35 Scenery ready.
01:29:36 Yeah.
01:29:37 Camera rolling.
01:29:38 All ready, Jimmy.
01:29:40 OK, stand by.
01:29:41 Here we go.
01:29:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:29:45 Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
01:29:59 That's part of what rainbows do.
01:30:05 Rainbows are memories.
01:30:09 Sweet dream reminders.
01:30:12 What is it you'd like to do?
01:30:18 All of us watching and wishing we'd find it.
01:30:25 Rainbows, you're watching.
01:30:31 Someday you'll find it, the rainbow connection.
01:30:37 The lovers, the dreamers, and--
01:30:41 [LAUGHING]
01:30:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:50 [RUMBLING]
01:30:53 [CRASHING]
01:30:56 [CRASHING]
01:30:59 [CRASHING]
01:31:02 [CRASHING]
01:31:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31:08 [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
01:31:11 Gurmukh?
01:31:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31:20 Life's like a movie.
01:31:33 Write your own ending.
01:31:35 Keep believing.
01:31:37 Keep pretending.
01:31:39 We've done just what we set out to do.
01:31:44 Thanks to the lovers, the dreamers, and you.
01:31:53 [LAUGHING]
01:32:10 I just knew I'd catch up with you boys.
01:32:13 [LAUGHING]
01:32:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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01:34:49 [CHATTER]
01:34:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:34:55 [SCREAMING]
01:34:58 Bye bye.
01:35:01 [GUNSHOT]
01:35:04 [AUDIO OUT]
01:35:07 [BLANK_AUDIO]