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00:00 Titanic me.
00:00 What?
00:01 Titanic me.
00:02 Oh my god.
00:03 This is so cringe.
00:05 Lift my arms.
00:08 I've seen the movie.
00:09 Have you?
00:10 Can I do the line?
00:12 It's king of the world.
00:14 You're king of the world.
00:15 Jack, I'm flying!
00:17 Aww!
00:18 It's the cutest thing I've ever seen!
00:20 Are they doing Titanic?
00:21 Aww!
00:23 Are they watching?
00:24 Yep.
00:24 Are they buying it?
00:27 [Squeaking]
00:28 Hey.
00:31 I did the wedding.
00:31 Of my sister?
00:33 Yes, I am.
00:34 Where's your fiancé?
00:35 Wait, is this him?
00:36 Wow, you are a child.
00:37 Hey, I'm Ben.
00:38 I was her hall pass on your break.
00:40 What the f--
00:42 I could never be with someone like him.
00:45 This girl's a disaster.
00:46 Stop!
00:46 Those two are gonna ruin our wedding.
00:50 Sorry.
00:51 No way.
00:54 Honey!
00:55 Look who's here!
00:55 Who is this?
00:56 My ex, Jonathan.
00:58 My parents have been trying to get us back together.
01:00 He's like a son to us.
01:01 Maybe we should just tell everyone we're together.
01:04 What?
01:05 It would solve that problem for me,
01:06 and you clearly want Margaret.
01:08 Hey!
01:08 She sees you're with me,
01:10 she wants what she can't have.
01:11 Let's do it.
01:12 We're coming!
01:14 We're coming!
01:15 Jinx, you owe me a coke!
01:17 You and Ben are serious?
01:21 I know what you're thinking.
01:24 He's much older.
01:25 They weren't, right?
01:26 Probably thinking I'm 27, early 28s.
01:29 Nobody believes us.
01:39 Let's just be affectionate.
01:40 Permission to put my hand on your buttock?
01:42 Granted.
01:43 Okay, not in circles.
01:45 It's not a magic lamp.
01:46 Are they watching?
01:48 Is it working?
01:48 Goddamn it.
01:50 Wait, I feel something.
01:52 What the f--
01:55 What the f--
01:56 Where are they?
01:57 What the--
01:57 One might be in you.
01:58 I'm good.
02:00 There's probably a better way to check than what I did.
02:02 It's a bad idea, right?
02:03 Okay, they're gone.
02:06 Show's over.
02:07 Oh my God!
02:08 Oh my God!
02:11 Help!
02:11 It looks like they're going full Titanic.
02:13 I love the commitment!
02:15 Fuck it, it's fine.
02:17 [music]
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02:36 you