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00:00 ( music playing )
00:03 Come on, Piglet, old pal.
00:06 Tell us a scary ghostly story.
00:08 Something full of spookables and horrible creatures
00:13 and things that go shopping in the night.
00:17 Oh, well, actually, I thought I might tell a not-so-scary story.
00:20 A story about a scientist.
00:22 A mad scientist, Piglet?
00:25 Oh, no, not mad at all.
00:28 Quite happy and cheerful, really.
00:31 Once upon a time...
00:35 Say, it's the middle of broad daylight.
00:38 Even a not-so-scary, scary story
00:41 has to happen at night, you know.
00:43 Oh, but this one happens in the daytime.
00:46 Night.
00:47 Day.
00:48 Night.
00:49 Day.
00:50 Morning.
00:51 Evening.
00:52 Oh, dear.
00:54 That's better.
00:55 ( giggles )
00:56 Although a nice thunderstorm would be nice.
00:59 Yes, well, as I was saying,
01:02 there was a very pleasant and cheerful scientist.
01:05 ( sniffs )
01:06 Mm, peanut butter and jelly.
01:09 My favorite.
01:10 And it's so very good for you, too.
01:13 Gasp!
01:14 What is it? What is it?
01:16 Why, this story is so un-scary, it's scary.
01:19 I got better things to do than listen to this.
01:22 Think I'll go trim my toenails.
01:24 Or better yet, I'll go trim Pooh's toenails.
01:27 Oh, Tigger, where are your manners?
01:30 I don't know, but I bet they're having more fun than I am.
01:33 Tigger, behave.
01:35 Well, if you're going to have a story about a scientist,
01:38 he ought to at least be doing something terrible,
01:40 like creating a boogie-boogie monster.
01:45 A monster?
01:48 Yeah, the monster Franken-tooth.
01:52 Oh, d-d-d-dear.
01:55 Absolutely perfect.
01:57 Uh, only he ought to be a little bit bigger than that.
02:02 No, even bigger.
02:05 Bigger-er!
02:07 Oh, bother.
02:09 Now that's what I call a monster.
02:12 Oh, help! S-s-save me!
02:15 H-h-h-help me! Oh, save me!
02:17 Oh, dear, this is so very terrifying.
02:21 I want honey.
02:26 ( humming )
02:28 Honey!
02:30 ( stuttering )
02:37 M-m-m-m-monster!
02:44 ( screaming )
03:00 ( mumbling )
03:14 Oh, d-d-d-dear!
03:17 Tigger, I'm afraid this has become a not-at-all-so-not-so-very-scary story.
03:22 Perhaps I'd better tell it,
03:24 because I really think the monster shouldn't be quite that size.
03:29 Oh, you're right, Piglet.
03:31 He ought to be maybe quadruple-y as big.
03:34 Um, Tigger, I seem to have reached the top of the picture.
03:41 Oh, you have?
03:43 Maybe I overshot it by a few freaksies.
03:46 Thank you, Tigger.
03:49 And so the monster was back on his unending-less search for...
03:54 honey!
03:56 There was no stopping the feasting beastie.
03:59 Everybody was up to their necks and arms,
04:02 'cause they knew who was responsible for the terrible monster that was terrorizing them.
04:08 It's that mad Dr. Von Piglet.
04:11 He's the one who made the monster!
04:14 What?
04:15 Boiled hen and tomato juice!
04:17 ( laughing )
04:19 Oh, no! Stop this story!
04:23 Please! It was an accident.
04:26 I didn't mean to do it.
04:28 Honest.
04:29 I just wanted it to be a nice, not-so-scary story.
04:33 But, Piglet, it's nothing to get so upset about.
04:37 It was just a silly story.
04:40 Of course, Piglet. There was no monster.
04:43 No one's angry at you.
04:45 No?
04:48 You really should learn the difference between what's real and what isn't.
04:53 Shouldn't he, Pooh?
04:54 Yes, Piglet, you really should.
04:56 And, uh, so should I.
04:59 Oh, Piglet, you're a good boy.