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00:40 I'm here! Hi there, Batmouse fan! You have just taken the first step in conquering the fear that made you send for this kit. And that fear is a cat, right?
00:51 [music]
00:54 Now, the first thing you have to do is believe in yourself.
00:58 [music]
01:03 Remember, stand tall, stomach in, chest out.
01:08 [music]
01:11 Now go right up to that cat and show him who's boss. Go to him, Batmouse!
01:17 [music]
01:21 [music]
01:33 Sometimes you may encounter a cat unaffected by psychological intimidation. Such a cat is a stupid cat.
01:40 The stupid cat deals in physical violence. This calls for a secret form of martial arts I call Bat-itsu.
01:48 My assistant and I... [laughs]
01:51 will now demonstrate. One hand, one paw, flip the hip, and wah-yah-ah!
02:01 That's Bat-itsu. Now you try it.
02:06 [music]
02:14 One hand, one paw, and flip the hip.
02:19 [music]
02:27 Good work, Batmouser. By now you've got a fairly whipped pussycat, right?
02:32 Now, we'll pull yourself together and I'll demonstrate the horrible basis of terror.
02:40 [music]
02:47 [screaming]
03:02 No! Stop! Stop! There's one thing left. The red Batmouse buckle.
03:08 Put the red Batmouse buckle beeper button on your Batmouse belt. That's it.
03:12 Your emergency Batmouse buckle beeper button.
03:15 Whenever you need help, press it. Go ahead, try it.
03:21 Batmouse!
03:24 Here's Batmouse.
03:28 Yes, faithful Batmouser, whenever evil cats threaten, use your Batmouse buckle beeper button and I'll be there.
03:36 Batmouse away!
03:41 [music]
04:00 Batmouse!
04:05 [music]
04:26 Batmouse!
04:30 [music]
04:58 [beeping]
05:01 Bat-time!
05:05 Time to get back here!
05:12 [music]
05:15 Gotcha, Batmouser!
05:18 [groaning]
05:19 Yes!
05:20 Whoa!
05:21 See? You've had it!
05:25 Batmouse!
05:30 Oh, I hate that song.
05:33 Here's Batmouse!
05:36 Oh yeah? Well so am I!
05:40 [music]
05:49 Stop! This is wrong, Cat.
05:52 Uh-uh.
05:53 You're a superhero.
05:55 Oh yeah, yeah, I'm definitely one of them.
05:56 I'm a superhero.
05:58 Yeah, you're one of them too.
05:59 Superheroes don't fight one another. We fight super villains.
06:03 Evil doers and doers of super evil.
06:07 Yeah, doers of super evil! I'm done with...
06:11 Huh?
06:12 Let's go! Get 'em!
06:14 Batcat away!
06:22 Batmouse away!
06:26 [music]