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00:00 [snoring]
00:03 [snoring]
00:06 [snoring]
00:07 Cut your knife in you gold ricker!
00:10 Didn't I tell you to keep your eyes peeled for that rotten little cat mouse?
00:15 [snoring]
00:17 And didn't I tell you to clean up this mess hall?
00:20 [snoring]
00:22 All right, but private Thomas!
00:25 Hall!
00:27 Listen up, fuzz face!
00:30 I'm leaving you in charge of this here mess hall.
00:33 If that cat mouse swaps a single, solitary scrap of food,
00:37 if I get back and find even a single grid is missing,
00:42 I'm gonna mop up the floor with you!
00:45 Like this!
00:47 [laughing]
00:49 Am I making myself clear?
00:53 Mudhead!
00:56 [barking]
00:59 [barking]
01:01 [music]
01:18 [whistling]
01:19 [chewing]
01:23 [sighing]
01:25 [whistling]
01:27 [whistling]
01:29 [music]
01:50 [chewing]
01:53 [sighing]
01:55 [music]
01:57 Ten hut!
01:59 [music]
02:02 Ten hut!
02:05 At ease, buck private Thomas.
02:07 [gasping]
02:09 Why, buck private Thomas, I'm surprised at you fighting with a cute little recruit like that.
02:15 Now put him down!
02:17 That's not how we treat recruits!
02:20 [music]
02:23 [whistling]
02:24 See you later, soldier boy.
02:26 [laughing]
02:27 [music]
02:29 [kissing]
02:32 Buck private Thomas!
02:34 [whistling]
02:36 I want a full briefing on everything that happened whilst I was gone.
02:41 [whistling]
02:42 Ah, the mouse came and ate the cake, so you gave him a karate chop, huh?
02:48 Now, then you executed a fly leap and then you planted a double uppercut on him, huh?
02:54 [laughing]
02:55 Well, buck private Thomas, I got a little entertainment for you.
02:59 Pull up a chair.
03:01 I want you should see a little home movie directed by me, produced by me, and starring you!
03:09 I call this show "Gullbreaker."
03:12 [music]
03:25 Well, what do you got to say for yourself?
03:29 [meow]
03:30 You know what's wrong with you, fuzz face?
03:32 You need some basic training to toughen you up.
03:36 [music]
03:38 Arrgh!
03:39 [panting]
03:41 Faster, faster, faster, you flabby feline, you!
03:45 [music]
03:50 [thunder]
03:54 Now we're going to work off some fat.
03:57 Drop and give me five.
03:59 Five thousand, that is!
04:02 [music]
04:13 Buck private Thomas!
04:15 Stop your lollygagging and haul your ugly keister in here, pronto!
04:20 Attention!
04:22 I thought I told you to catch that mouse.
04:24 Now get to work!
04:26 Oh, yeah, at ease.
04:30 [music]
04:42 [laughing]
04:43 Buck private Thomas!
04:45 [music]
04:49 Buck private Thomas, how dare you do that to a new recruit?
04:54 [music]
04:58 [sniffing]
05:00 [music]
05:06 That's much better, private Thomas.
05:09 [music]
05:14 Don't you understand me?