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00:00 (Grunts)
00:02 Ten seconds? That's too dang slow!
00:11 I've got to do better than that.
00:29 Howdy, Cousin Jerry, y'all!
00:31 It's me, Slowpoke Antonio from Chili Bean, Texas,
00:36 and I thought I'd visit a spare.
00:39 (Snoring)
00:41 (Yawns)
00:45 (Gasps)
00:48 Where was I?
00:50 I'm in town to compete in the Big Roping Championship at the rodeo tonight.
00:56 You know, Cousin, that cat is just what I need to practice for the contest tonight.
01:03 You hadn't ought to rile me.
01:13 Now don't you get my bander up, partner.
01:24 Yippee-aye-oh-ki-yay!
01:27 Here comes Slowpoke Antonio.
01:30 That Tarquetti Critter is about as friendly as a rattlesnake with a toothache.
01:40 Looks like I've got to teach that cantankerous cat a lesson.
01:53 (Meows)
02:20 Eight big fat seconds?
02:22 I've got to get faster than that if I aims to win the championship.
02:28 Guess I'd better keep practicing so as I break the all-time record.
02:34 Here, Ketty, Ketty, Ketty.
02:37 I see you.
02:39 Get your carcass back over here, you trashy cat, so as I can catch some of you again.
02:45 Don't be a dang scaredy-cat.
02:50 Come get it, you punk, you cat.
02:54 Hey, put me down.
02:58 I can handle that dirty galoot by myself.
03:02 You don't have to fret none about me, cousin.
03:07 I can whip that furball single-handed.
03:12 (Gunshot)
03:14 Look at that, cousin.
03:26 I'll brand that egg-tiramis on his behind leg.
03:30 (Laughs)
03:33 Don't fret none, cousin.
03:35 I may be slow in the feet, but I'm quick as a jackrabbit in the head.
03:42 (Snoring)
03:45 (Groaning)
03:47 (Groaning)
04:02 (Meowing)
04:06 (Groaning)
04:08 That's just fine. That means you can.
04:27 I need to practice some more.
04:31 (Whistling)
04:33 Yee-haw!
04:53 Four seconds?
04:55 Dang, I'm getting real good.
04:58 I'm ready for the big show.
05:01 Well, it's time to mosey off to the rodeo for the lariat contest.
05:07 Adios, amigos.
05:09 Don't you forget to tune in and watch me on TV tonight.
05:14 (upbeat music)