A Polynesian sketch show about 'ride or die' friendships and growing up. | dHNfTTRnTW1qRFd0azg
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00:00 Why have I never seen you before?
00:02 I'm from West Auckland.
00:04 Fresh off the boat realness.
00:06 So scat.
00:07 Stop trying to make scats happen.
00:09 Kia ora ladies.
00:15 What a good set.
00:16 I've been waiting for my night.
00:22 Oh we're in for it again in Mana.
00:25 Not CIS.
00:26 I'm the head writer for CIS.
00:28 Serious sketches for and by and about Pacific Islanders.
00:32 We might just park that walker.
00:34 Oh yeah sorry.
00:35 Next to the Endeavour.
00:36 Fuck up Tom.
00:37 When are men going to start providing better orgasm?
00:42 I do a better job with my fingers.
00:44 [Laughter]
00:46 You're dead.
00:47 If he says, "Please just a tip."
00:55 It's a big fat no.
00:56 This is it.
00:57 I'm going to do the nasty.
01:00 Later bol.
01:01 I think our son is addicted to dating white women.
01:07 Stop going through my phone.
01:08 Don't you dare raise your voice at me.
01:10 Don't you dare.
01:11 Look at you.
01:17 Sir I've got a 685 Samoa tattoo.
01:20 I'm going to start a gang with all 685 Samoa tattooed people
01:24 and we'll just sit outside my garage and be Samoan.
01:27 He showed me like this.
01:28 He just said, "I need that push."
01:30 I just need that push because I'm from a broken home.
01:33 These are the faces we need to see on screens.
01:38 Not this anymore.
01:39 This.
01:41 I think someone's watching us.
01:42 Of course someone's watching us.
01:43 We're bloody hot.
01:45 What?
01:46 Hiya.
01:48 [Screams]
01:55 Songa, or as you would say,
01:56 Saz, you're what we call a plastic Samoan.
02:00 You can't sit with us.
02:05 [Laughter]
02:07 Bye.
02:08 Cue.
02:09 [Music]