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00:00 Tom and Jerry Kids
00:03 Tom and Jerry Kids
00:05 Tom and Jerry Kids do the show
00:09 The Show!
00:12 The Show!
00:16 The Show!
00:19 [snoring]
00:22 [snoring]
00:25 [snoring]
00:28 [bell ringing]
00:38 [music playing]
00:42 [laughing]
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03:41 Congratulations, you little butterball,
03:48 on your selection of the Army Katzenegger Training Program,
03:52 a series of simple exercises guaranteed to make you a lean,
03:57 mean, mouse-hacking machine!
04:03 [music playing]
04:06 First, we must build strength in your tiny little muscles.
04:11 Lift the buttons up and down, up and down, up and down.
04:14 And now, your puny little leg muscles.
04:17 [music playing]
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05:07 We shall now improve your speed and coordination.
05:11 Prepare to meet your sparring partner, Killer!
05:15 [music playing]
05:19 [music playing]
05:23 Go ahead, you big, sticky cat.
05:26 Just clap at the little mouse.
05:29 [music playing]
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05:57 Are you exercising or taking a cat nap?
06:00 Come on, pedal faster, faster!
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06:43 Congratulations! You've now completed the Arnie Katsenegger exercise program!
06:49 And with this diploma, you are now ready to go out and catch that mouse!
06:55 [music playing]
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08:12 This looks like a good place, Pop.
08:14 I think you're right, son.
08:17 [music playing]
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08:41 Gee, Pop, what a glittering, fun-filled, happy kingdom!
08:45 And here come our overjoyed customers.
08:49 Oh, wowie! I feel so happy!
08:53 [laughing]
08:56 What is that?
08:59 Why, those no-good, sneaking, barking bow-wows!
09:08 There, they build an amusement park, and right in front of my back, and when it's turn, too!
09:13 If they think they can put me out of business, they're really in for a surprise!
09:19 I'll sneak into their chuckle town and destroy it completely until it's a real dismal land!
09:26 [laughing]
09:30 [music playing]
09:35 I don't believe it! This place has got everything!
09:38 [beeping]
09:41 [clanking]
09:43 Uh-oh!
09:45 [music playing]
09:49 Let's join our overjoyed customers and go on their rides, Dripoo.
09:55 I'll give 'em a ride they'll never forget!
09:58 [laughing]
10:02 [cheering]
10:05 Let's go kick some bumper pumps!
10:09 [engine revving]
10:13 Fasten your seatbelts! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
10:20 [engine revving]
10:24 [engine revving]
10:28 [explosion]
10:31 [engine revving]
10:34 [music playing]
10:38 [crash]
10:41 Did you feel a bump?
10:44 I don't think so, Pop.
10:47 [music playing]
10:51 [beeping]
10:53 [engine revving]
10:57 [beeping]
11:00 [music playing]
11:03 [engine revving]
11:07 [engine revving]
11:09 Gee, Pop, what a handsome profile!
11:13 It must run in the family.
11:16 [engine revving]
11:19 [engine revving]
11:21 Good picture, huh, Bub?
11:24 Yeah, real nice!
11:26 Here, why don't you try it, Bub?
11:29 Gee, thanks!
11:30 [music playing]
11:34 Hey, I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid enough to fall for a corny old gag like that!
11:40 [music playing]
11:43 What kind of dumb picture is this?
11:46 You can't put one over on McWolf!
11:49 [music playing]
11:51 [explosion]
11:53 Ouch! Oh, ow!
11:55 [screaming]
11:58 [music playing]
12:01 [engine revving]
12:04 This is swell, Pop, a nautical tool!
12:09 [music playing]
12:12 [engine revving]
12:15 [music playing]
12:26 Fire one! Oh, what the heck!
12:29 Let's really, really enjoy ourselves!
12:32 Fire two!
12:34 [explosion]
12:36 I can hardly wait for the big kablam!
12:39 What happened to the big kablam?
12:42 [engine revving]
12:44 You lost your torpedoes, Bub.
12:47 [music playing]
12:49 What an honest kid!
12:51 He brought back my torpedoes!
12:55 [engine revving]
12:56 [music playing]
13:00 Don't forget to fasten your seatbelt.
13:03 He takes good care of his... partner.
13:07 [music playing]
13:11 [engine revving]
13:13 Oh, no! That dang blasted blankety-blanket of scoundrel bull's-eye might be the time of the luck!
13:20 [engine revving]
13:22 [laughing]
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13:27 [laughing]
13:29 [engine revving]
13:31 [music playing]
13:43 Touch a head, me, huh?
13:46 [engine revving]
13:50 [laughing]
13:53 [engine revving]
13:54 [laughing]
13:56 Hey, look at me!
13:58 I'm a choo-choo train!
14:00 [engine revving]
14:02 [laughing]
14:08 It looks like he really enjoyed our happy kingdom.
14:13 [music playing]
14:20 [engine revving]
14:31 Oh, hi! What's this I see?
14:34 Mice are my feet! Looks like cows on the right street!
14:37 Great act, boys, great act!
14:40 And who you may ask is this familiar-looking feline?
14:43 None other than Calaboos Cow of the Calaboos Cow Mouse Ruster Company of the coast of Mesa, California.
14:49 Who needs a card? Ah, but who needs a card? You know me!
14:51 You've seen me here, you've seen me there, mostly there, because I've never been here, but that's neither here nor there.
14:57 I'm on TV, boys, and that's what I want to talk to you about.
15:00 A career on the tube, and I don't mean toothpaste.
15:03 Boys, I'm talking television with a capital T, and that rhymes with Z, and that stands for Cal.
15:08 You say I'm wasting my time? Cal don't care.
15:10 You say I got better things to do? Cal don't care.
15:13 You say I got a chance to make a buck with you guys? That's what Cal cares.
15:18 Yes, sirree, boys, hear me out and don't be confused, 'cause Cal's got an offer you can't refuse.
15:22 So here's the skinny, the dirt, the deal, the poop, the lowdown, the bottom line for real.
15:27 Okay, boys, now let's run through it again.
15:30 When we go on the air in just a minute, you, Tom, will help me demonstrate some of my million and one mouse-catching marvels with the kid here, okay?
15:37 What? Oh, sure, sure, you want the bread, the pay-off, the long green, the Guitas, the Jack, the Mizuma.
15:43 Here you go, pal.
15:45 [slurping]
15:46 Now, remember, boys, make it look good.
15:52 [screaming]
15:54 [growling]
15:58 Wait a minute, boys, you're jumping the gun, crashing the game.
16:06 [splat]
16:08 Catch him before I'm pinching.
16:10 We're on.
16:14 Oh, greetings, late-night movie freaks.
16:16 Welcome to Calaboose Cal's Midnight Kitty Cat Theater, presented with a minimum of commercial interruptions.
16:22 Now our feature, kitty kibble, kitty collar, kitty litter, and catch the wonderpuss in Catwomen of Pluto Meet the Mouse Monsters of Mars.
16:30 Ooh, what excitement.
16:32 We'll be back in a moment to our feature, Mouse Muggers from the Moon Meet the Cat Burglars.
16:37 You say you have a speedy mouse in the house, Cal don't care.
16:43 You say your tabby's too tardy in the toes to tackle the task, Cal don't care.
16:47 You say you want to change all that, that's when Cal cares.
16:50 Yes, your plow-footed problems are kaput, friends, with the Calaboose Cal Kitty Pult.
16:56 Just pull your tired tom back and let him fly.
16:59 Oh, a little too much snap in our trap there, friends, but you get the idea.
17:05 [howling]
17:07 Now how do I get a kitty pult, you're wondering?
17:10 Just call our toll-free number, 555-5555.
17:13 Our operators are waiting anxiously for your call.
17:16 [yawns]
17:18 And now back to our film.
17:20 Catman Crudders, Catrin Hepburn, Cat of Nine Tails, and Carbon the Copycat in Cat Monster on a Hot Tin Roof.
17:26 Ooh, ooh.
17:28 Meets the Mummy Mouse.
17:30 Oh, thanks galore, and a whole lot more on our midnight kitty cat movie thriller,
17:35 Cat Dillon, Catty Arbuckle, and Minnesota Catkin, Bond, Pawk, Kittle meet the Mouse Meatheads.
17:41 We'll get right back in a jiffy, but first, friends, how often does this scene go on in your house?
17:53 A pesky little pest, your kitty?
17:55 Well, those days are gone forever, friends, with this tiny device,
17:58 the Calaboose Cal High-Frequency Mouse Whistle.
18:02 Harmless to you and me, but to mice it's a boombox bomb.
18:05 One toot and he's history.
18:07 One little blast and he's in the past.
18:10 We're closing out this model soon at laughably low prices, friends,
18:23 so order now and get yours.
18:25 And now back to our movie.
18:31 Ooh, thrills, chills, and spells on our kitty cat midnight movie tonight.
18:35 That's why I've created the Calaboose Cal Roto-Rodent.
18:41 Yes, friends, one swipe of the Roto-Rodent's supersonic slicer
18:45 and the worst mouse becomes mouse-worst.
18:48 Friends, we're talking doom here.
18:55 The big finito, the final curtain, the old fade-out, the big sleep,
18:59 the last hurrah for Mr. Mouse.
19:01 As the Roto-Rodent drives ever nearer the hair on his derriere.
19:07 That's the Calaboose Cal Roto-Rodent, friends.
19:15 Follow the label, avoid excessive use.
19:18 Now back to our movie.
19:20 Come here, you dirty little--oops.
19:27 Hello, welcome again, friends.
19:29 If you've had trouble getting through on the phones, keep trying.
19:32 The lines have been jammed all night.
19:34 We'll be right back to our midnight kitty cat movie thriller.
19:37 Humphrey Bobcat, James Catney, Edward G. Robincat, and the dead-end cats in
19:41 The Catfather Meets the Unscratchables.
19:44 But first, friends, I want to show you the ultimate weapon in rodent eradication,
19:49 the Calaboose Cal Super Stealth Mouse Mangler.
19:55 It's awesome and dance-summing, you're right, friends.
19:57 One jolt from this stealth and it's so long to a mouse's health.
20:01 Every mouse within a mile is blown away to that big cheese ball in the sky.
20:06 We're talking cutting-edge technology here, friends.
20:11 Ooh, my little friend wants to push the button.
20:15 Be my guest and say goodbye to that pest.
20:18 (bubbling)