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00:00:32 this rodent problem go on too long it's not their fault all right boys we're going to the vets
00:00:54 need their physicals teeth scrubbed nails clipped ears swabbed later hey boys
00:01:02 meet the swallow 5000 aka the answer to this is our home too
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00:01:24 the sign of the enemies oh did we chase the widow my soul
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00:01:44 commence operation pied piper
00:02:02 come back for us any second now you'll see i know he will coming back we're never getting out of here
00:02:09 mission i have no idea what's coming
00:02:20 my bare hands bare hands get some cheese chewers
00:02:28 i'd rather have mice not until the objective is reached ma'am i don't want to go back to face
00:02:44 i want to finish the mission sir you online are you
00:02:47 like maybe we should start our own business jerry and
00:02:56 the other side of that door we got it it made me feel pretty xeno thought you went home
00:03:04 mistaken identity maybe i didn't see you
00:03:07 so we've been walking just relax
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00:03:22 those mccracken sisters aren't going to be riding off with the
00:03:25 thomas focus thomas
00:03:33 knew that elf skin belinda mccracken's face when the witch master called
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00:03:49 did we meet one hair plucked from the head of a black cat
00:03:52 tommy's plucking it or it won't work got it and in you have i made myself clear
00:03:59 fair toodles may i have your hand in married marriage to an original
00:04:13 marriott and living in the castle and wearing fancy clothes
00:04:21 oh weird
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00:04:43 don't worry to runner up so in a date with my chambermaid
00:04:56 meet helda oh let's start this competition with a little archery
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00:05:49 the best cheese sculpture of toodles
00:05:57 winner of the final event will be deemed most way a new home
00:06:12 ready
00:06:15 tom wins the bread loaf jouse
00:06:29 yay me
00:06:37 you're right i was because you didn't get it back here in time
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00:07:23 isn't africa exciting just who you came to see
00:07:27 do we have here
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00:07:49 the other hand you seem like a more substantial meal
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00:08:32 surprise we made you all your favorite treats
00:08:36 there's plenty for you too i guess it's time for us to eat
00:08:40 but to eat and run
00:08:43 your baby
00:08:47 good you good to go
00:08:50 somebody stole my baby's heart
00:08:57 oh jeez
00:08:58 i know we wanted to see the wildlife
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00:09:52 well that's good enough
00:09:57 excuse me
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00:10:08 why we're gonna practice special jumps
00:10:12 good on you kids you're around you might hurt someone now off with you
00:10:34 so
00:10:42 get up
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00:11:00 you say the nicest things
00:11:14 cutting in on another bloke sealer are you fight like a room
00:11:25 hey you're the most pathetic baby platypus i've ever seen my burrow and raise you as my very own
00:11:32 you're going now mister it's time for a hearty brekkie it's an insect lava
00:11:38 have you ever seen a more beautiful garden and full hot brisket
00:11:53 remove the dreadful nuisance
00:12:07 hmm
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00:13:03 hey if don't need some pizza how can i help you excuse me excuse me 500 hands to ask the pepper
00:13:11 so
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00:13:59 monkey is driving my car oh my it's monkey and you're much too cute to be a nuisance
00:14:11 pepperoni and banana pizzas okay we're
00:14:38 look thomas lions
00:14:43 go on thomas take their pic
00:14:48 so we're family
00:15:04 it's a sweet effort and all but this thing is a little scrawny
00:15:08 big mistake
00:15:32 so
00:15:44 happy birthday buddy
00:15:51 so
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00:16:23 africa up close and personal but that was a little too close for my
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00:17:12 one more for the family
00:17:20 i call this one
00:17:39 you're doing very well back to where you came from
00:17:44 all right little ones
00:18:07 everybody ballgame
00:18:13 that means you too little
00:18:31 you should be ashamed of yourself mate
00:18:39 but i'm sure a mother's tender affection would be crikey i've never been a mother
00:18:50 your grandparent and i made you an ankle biter classic
00:18:55 everything here is so lush and exotic the flower and cat
00:19:10 no
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00:19:33 oh no oh my lord stop it in there
00:19:42 club
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00:20:21 okay 500 when they have banana pizzas
00:20:35 so
00:20:40 wow
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00:21:18 so clean you brought me baskets of fruit and in fact i'm gonna give you each five dollars
00:21:25 delivery charge that comes to ten thousand a dime
00:21:42 so
00:21:51 oh i shall not be swayed by your laziness tom
00:22:05 so
00:22:13 have you seen the document on my desk it is of the
00:22:21 utmost importance it depends on you getting it back
00:22:27 so
00:22:47 huh who's gonna do the taxation without
00:22:53 so you're the craziest
00:23:01 huh
00:23:14 definitely the bone
00:23:20 thank you kitty came to town treason doesn't phone
00:23:41 oh look i knew he would not fail me well done this is an outrage look oh on that day july 4th 1776
00:23:53 all stay together we've seen lots of amazing things from the his time when only birds had
00:24:03 the power of flight but then the right the plane that gave us the first mouse flight
00:24:10 oriole that courageous mouse oh yes
00:24:12 what this bold little mouse is doing how rude
00:24:21 get that
00:24:33 did you see that and he's terrifically good at outsmarting thomas
00:24:37 i hope the mouse finds our box kite useful look look wilbur the kite's working
00:24:45 quick brother let's return to the shop
00:24:58 from kites the right brothers moved up to full size hat
00:25:02 version they tested models in a device they called lunch i've made booyah beds
00:25:12 so
00:25:20 oh dear something's wrong with the wind tunnel hoodie a biplane
00:25:39 with the design of the right flyer completed this propeller is broken
00:25:44 and we need two to fly the plane
00:25:45 flying where did the mouse find another propeller
00:25:58 and that's just how it happened on december 17th
00:26:06 oof some corroboration isn't that the way it happened tom everybody will meet back here in 15
00:26:13 does you see that was good fortune
00:26:23 go go
00:26:34 stand
00:26:36 after all just because that mouse earned it doesn't mean he deserves
00:26:46 his gold deposits i'll start us off
00:26:58 oh lemonade
00:27:04 so you's got the
00:27:18 away
00:27:22 that's
00:27:30 you win do it you pull the rope
00:27:51 x marks the spot
00:27:53 we made it we better not let him get away but insects
00:28:07 the cattle top the cattle
00:28:18 we did it pal now let's get this loot at the hall let's take a look
00:28:23 hmm sorry but this is record and this is nothing more than a turkey leg painted gold
00:28:29 cherry that way i could keep the real stuff safe be very comfortable in your new home in
00:28:38 so
00:28:46 july 4th 1776 the city fell into one that will go down in history
00:29:01 a long day is a momentous day and i thomas jefferson must make red
00:29:29 sorry you don't
00:29:54 when in the course of human events representation
00:30:02 dog wait a minute i'm a dog i mean
00:30:19 now what would be better to clobber that cat with
00:30:27 offered me
00:30:48 brothers rest eyes gentlemen i give you the there comes a true patriot
00:30:55 thank you we sir declaration of independence was signed by congress and if you
00:31:01 history of aviation but i've saved the best for last
00:31:09 my brothers came along and invented the very first air um don't you mean man flight no
00:31:18 well it all started in the right brother's bicycle
00:31:21 no need to be alarmed orville i'll call your worthless cat
00:31:29 mouse thomas
00:31:34 i did wilbur i did i think that mouse knows something a combination of those skills will
00:31:43 help with our experiments let's begin right here he comes and your cat is close behind
00:31:48 let's just hope your cat doesn't create too much drag
00:31:53 the mouse caught a thermal up
00:31:57 up thomas pick up that kite gliders big enough to carry a man
00:32:10 now the wrights were ready to make a plane that could take a wind tunnel
00:32:15 i simply cannot figure out what is wrong
00:32:38 wilbur is our plane all right
00:32:40 the crew packed up and traveled to the testing fields
00:32:48 in kitty hop well then we just need to figure out how to fix it
00:33:02 it's wonderful it's thrilling it's it's
00:33:05 don't just stand there 1903 well the humans will get all the credit but it was
00:33:14 yep that's pretty much it
00:33:26 tom looks like our little mousey friend has struck gold
00:33:32 we're gonna be rich gold if i catch you crooked kittens jump on anyone else's claim
00:33:42 well that takes care of that
00:33:47 so
00:33:53 oh i get it
00:34:08 hmm
00:34:14 claim downstream from the mouse too seems all legal like
00:34:22 i should do nicely
00:34:33 rats
00:34:40 well that's the last of it the rodents mined out all the gold
00:34:50 okay tom that's plenty
00:34:54 so
00:35:03 you first termite wrangler
00:35:17 all right let's get
00:35:24 pyrite fool's gold
00:35:33 and this you fools are wasting my time i got the real gold and sound
00:35:39 you are going to be a very jail i knew this was a lousy idea
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00:38:14 is serious business the requirements are very demanding staff guard must be alert
00:38:28 um
00:38:34 okay boys your first test will be a dive flea we'll keep scoring she's very good at fakers
00:38:42 i shall go first
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00:39:20 slight advantage droopy good luck i shall do my best to avoid
00:39:41 so
00:39:48 ready droopy
00:40:05 oh i just can't make up mom sounds smart help help
00:40:12 after eating before going in the water
00:40:29 everyone stand back i know you know i almost hope that was some rescue droopy you get the job
00:40:40 thomas i so enjoy the peaceful solitude of a camp
00:40:54 so
00:41:02 for conclusive proof of bigfoot's existence
00:41:21 i'm down here you're gigantic the name's sheldon nice to meet you i am starving
00:41:29 who's that
00:41:32 he's picked up my scent this guy is good good but not gifted we should still do something
00:41:46 so
00:41:48 don't you know what what is ours i can't stand noise
00:42:11 he can hear my big feet
00:42:18 are you guys starving
00:42:35 oh
00:42:40 well he won't be bothering me any is is that you i thought i heard a noise
00:42:54 a million dollars
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00:45:31 keep that in mind ruby oh and you too tom what where did everybody go
00:45:38 oh i'm never going to get this job
00:45:51 then from this high board now you'll be judged on
00:45:54 oh
00:46:18 so
00:46:26 your next test will be to swim across this each and every obstacle who turned
00:46:43 so
00:47:08 ready on your mark get set
00:47:16 mine they're both excellent candidates so i won't save me
00:47:30 so
00:47:38 hang on tom just what to do one two it doesn't wake up
00:47:56 keep scrubbing tom i'm being tripped we interrupt this broadcast for a special report big
00:48:07 big foot what
00:48:24 so
00:48:28 attention camper
00:48:32 yeah you i don't introduce myself to many campers in fact no worries i won't eat you
00:48:47 i'm strictly vegan i'll be captured
00:49:15 what what are you some kind of ignoramus bears are notoriously cranky during hibernation
00:49:45 ouch
00:49:45 because i am absolutely
00:49:50 oops
00:50:02 anymore and i got a bowl full of yummy berries thanks little friends
00:50:13 i wonder whatever happened to tom
00:50:24 so
00:50:30 you better be a good pussy cat
00:50:46 now behave or we mu jay bunny i bet you can't guess what the j stands for she has the most
00:50:53 outrageous sense of humor maybe that's where i get my hobby he's adorable oh me oh my no
00:51:02 but i wouldn't feel too bad if i behave yourself
00:51:14 if we don't win that gold star
00:51:16 birds are delightful
00:51:39 oh my
00:51:46 ah
00:52:00 so
00:52:25 you better stay right with me
00:52:32 what in the world are you doing
00:52:52 for being the best dancer
00:53:18 you've been accepted for the you better get ready this could make all your dreams come true
00:53:23 do you think it's fair that such a villain to the 103rd annual society of feline fancifiers let's go
00:53:32 to the center ring where tiger is finishing his run in the it's a double stick landing
00:53:38 who's the lucky dope that gets got the speed tom clears the first hurdle
00:53:44 oh
00:53:46 complete with angry robotic voice
00:53:51 whoa he cleared the carpet but
00:53:56 let's see how the judges stream difficulty of the course sorry for the center ring for the
00:54:05 next event the talent competition based opera alia
00:54:12 it seems that tom has given up on opera and is now doing bird
00:54:20 i don't say this often but bravissimo
00:54:26 come all the way from paris to prepare you for the beauty competition
00:54:33 not to worry i am just a thing i think you
00:54:37 play something is missing vision my that's quite a daring but why
00:54:48 i suppose rest on his laurels yet it all comes down to this
00:55:00 me the judge isn't going to appreciate that the microcap category no doubt about it these two are
00:55:12 the mrs two shoes what's delicious cheese
00:55:28 oh he reminds me of my desmond uncivil ramped whisperer now desmond is my little
00:55:36 angel spurrer a goal projecting lazy energy and he's fat him you are the kitty leader
00:55:46 we will now begin to redirect your let's start with this book
00:55:56 now to increase the difficulty
00:55:58 not quite challenging enough yet
00:56:23 i will now attach it in the past you two must find a way to create trust
00:56:28 a tray of treats no matter where she is in the house
00:56:43 three seconds
00:56:48 so
00:56:57 did a marvelous job all it takes is calm assertive
00:57:17 what is that silly cat wearing
00:57:20 everyone remain positive that thing away from me calm get back in there and be
00:57:29 don't make me assert my
00:57:33 mommy i am the fat leader
00:57:56 that's a thomas you won't win the gold star why hello i'll give you a hint it's jerald
00:58:08 although jerald a dynamic personality anyhoo my mom once i get in front of the class
00:58:15 and dazzle them with my over you i'm sure you're a very nice kitty you show that mouse you're sorry
00:58:24 i'm taking you back to the pound
00:58:28 sit still and be nice to these other pets
00:58:38 i bought the turnips are fresh this year
00:58:55 so
00:58:59 so
00:59:08 wow
00:59:37 thomas what's that in your hand class this is my pet cat
00:59:45 i mean to say he's um very tough
01:00:00 even my
01:00:06 so
01:00:34 annual competition yes you if you
01:00:38 dreams should come true
01:00:43 then cat show i'm your host buster grange here with the agility competition
01:00:51 to follow that tom who is listed as an alicatis and the second
01:00:59 will he survive the mechanical alligators those gore toms run a perfect 10
01:01:17 what
01:01:18 and now the big finish
01:01:46 i mean no offense monsieur but surely your eyebrows wax made by bellies and beads nothing
01:01:53 but the best cosmetics to the rescue i know what you need is the perfect
01:02:01 appearance another 10 i'll believe who's he's just lucky
01:02:09 judge is awaiting tom's arrival as are we all
01:02:13 here comes tom and
01:02:17 but wait a winner has been best and cutest kittens in the show good
01:02:33 this is a wonderful party yes these fingers sound
01:02:37 conscious disobedient that was until it was tamed by casper
01:02:49 hello i am casper lombardo the cat whisperer and rude give him a command all right thomas
01:03:01 oh my what did you do i did nothing to hurt him or negative conduct
01:03:07 remember that a good pet maintains his
01:03:09 excellent let's add this oh see
01:03:23 you're wonderful casper it's
01:03:38 this is how you will learn on this friendship walk remember trust keep
01:03:52 so every time
01:03:59 good kitty
01:04:19 mrs two shoes i get a ship
01:04:22 thomas fetch the main course
01:04:32 he is attacking your negative energy actively submissive
01:04:45 luminous we need the solution i give up
01:04:55 so
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01:05:48 yeah that there's a
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01:06:35 ha ha ha ha
01:06:42 wow
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01:07:52 get out of my garbage
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01:09:46 see the amazing albino cat and mouse the astonishing tall
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01:13:03 piranha we better cut him loose before he eats us
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01:16:58 say fellas you need some work to the kind their whitest snow
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