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00:00 And for the first time since he met her, he'll be happy.
00:05 Poor, miserable, lovesick creature.
00:13 I suppose people will say I should have helped him.
00:17 I know.
00:19 But it's better this way.
00:22 I'll never forget that first morning when it all started.
00:29 Whenever there were two true friends, that was us.
00:33 And then she walked by.
00:47 When Tom first saw her, I thought he'd flip his lid.
00:54 And he did.
00:56 [whistling]
00:58 From the very beginning, there was a strong magnetic attraction between us.
01:13 [music]
01:27 I tried to stop it, but it was no use.
01:31 [music]
01:42 [whistling]
01:44 Poor, simple Tom. He was putty in her hands.
01:49 [music]
01:57 I'd never seen him so happy.
02:01 Or so much in love.
02:04 [gunshot]
02:10 Tom had a rival. Mr. Butch.
02:14 [music]
02:36 Yes, Tom had a rival.
02:39 But this made him more determined than ever.
02:43 I appealed to him as a friend to give her up, but he ignored me.
02:48 [music]
02:58 [boing]
03:01 [music]
03:24 Tom was desperate. He squandered all his savings on jewelry.
03:30 [music]
03:56 [crash]
03:59 When the jewelry failed to impress her, he signed away his life to buy a car.
04:05 312 monthly payments at 112% interest.
04:11 It cost him an arm and a leg.
04:15 But he willingly sold himself into slavery.
04:19 For love.
04:21 [music]
04:28 [car honk]
04:29 [music]
04:49 Tom went downhill fast after that.
04:53 He started drinking.
04:57 [music]
05:12 The next step was the gutter.
05:17 [music]
05:36 Well, that's the story.
05:40 The story of a cat with a broken heart.
05:46 Too bad everybody doesn't have a girl like mine.
05:49 A girl that loves me and only me.
05:54 With every bit of her true blue.