• last year
Transcript
00:00 (screaming)
00:02 - I don't know!
00:03 - I need you to help Zilla!
00:05 - Get out of here!
00:06 - Get out of the way!
00:08 - Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:09 - Bridge!
00:10 - Keep moving, keep moving.
00:11 - Hide here.
00:12 (screaming)
00:14 - Apple, come on!
00:15 - Whoa!
00:16 - Guys, Apple's stuck!
00:18 - I can't believe it.
00:19 - Quick, throw us your items, Apple!
00:20 - Hey!
00:21 - No, throw me your items, she means.
00:23 - I mean, someone help her get down!
00:25 - There's no time for that!
00:26 There's only one option.
00:28 - What do you mean there's no time?
00:29 - There's no time for that.
00:30 - Wait, what are you doing?
00:31 - What?
00:32 - Oh, well.
00:33 - Guys, come on.
00:34 You know I would never let anything happen to you,
00:36 all right?
00:37 Even if I were to sacrifice myself for you
00:38 on this vine right here, it would be fine.
00:40 - Apple, no!
00:42 - Guys, she said we can leave.
00:43 - Wait, that's not what I meant.
00:44 - You heard the lady, here we go!
00:45 - No, wait, no, no, no, no!
00:46 - All right, bye!
00:47 - Bye!
00:49 - Oh, come on, are you serious?
00:50 (growling)
00:52 Can't believe this.
00:53 They just threw me away like I was nothing.
00:55 They always do that all the time.
00:58 At least my puppy will always be here for me.
01:00 Oh, you're so good, you never betray me.
01:02 Dogs are so loyal.
01:04 Aw.
01:05 Now, it's time to get my revenge.
01:07 What's that noise?
01:08 Huh?
01:09 Hello?
01:10 (laughing)
01:12 - Nice shot!
01:14 (laughing)
01:16 - How could you?
01:18 My dog was right there and my hat!
01:19 - Yeah, you know, we thought that'd be easier than walking.
01:22 We just wanted to make sure you respond.
01:23 We're good friends.
01:24 - Yes!
01:25 - Aw.
01:26 - Can't believe you've done this.
01:27 - Why aren't you thanking us for being good friends?
01:28 - I hate for this.
01:29 - All of you.
01:30 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, we should go, go, go, go.
01:30 - Oh, no!
01:31 - Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
01:32 - No!
01:33 (laughing)
01:34 - I knew you were up there, boy!
01:35 - Run, cowards!
01:35 I'll show them.
01:36 I'll show them.
01:37 I'll show them exactly what they've done to me.
01:38 I'll make them pay.
01:39 (laughing)
01:41 I'm tired of giving them my love
01:42 and getting nothing back in return,
01:43 but my dog is gone.
01:44 You of all people should have known better
01:45 than to blow up my house.
01:45 - Okay, just in case Aphmau tries to get a revenge,
01:46 I'll be back.
01:47 - I'm not going to let you go.
01:48 - I'm not going to let you go.
01:49 - I'm not going to let you go.
01:55 - Okay, just in case Aphmau tries to get a revenge,
01:56 I'll be ready.
01:57 - Oh, revenge, huh?
01:57 - Yeah, revenge.
01:58 Oh, ah, Aph!
01:59 When did you get here?
02:00 - Oh, you know, I got here pretty quick.
02:01 I've been around.
02:02 - Oh, great.
02:02 Well, I should be going now.
02:03 Bye!
02:04 - Mm-hmm.
02:05 - Ah, someone feels guiltier.
02:06 He wouldn't be running.
02:07 You know, your house's defenses are kind of lacking, Zane.
02:08 - No, you're not getting past my defenses.
02:09 - That's too bad.
02:10 What about this?
02:10 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:11 - I'm not getting past your defenses.
02:12 - I'm not getting past your defenses.
02:13 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:18 - Your house defenses are kind of lacking, Zane.
02:20 - No, you're not getting past my defenses.
02:22 - That's too bad.
02:23 What about this?
02:24 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:24 What?
02:25 My house!
02:26 - Aw, you lost your house so easy.
02:31 - What?
02:32 That's insane.
02:33 I gotta run, gotta run.
02:33 (laughing)
02:35 - I am back for revenge, Zane.
02:38 Where'd he go?
02:39 Where'd he go?
02:40 Where'd he go?
02:40 Is he going down here?
02:41 Ugh.
02:42 - I can go this way.
02:43 - Why are you running?
02:44 - No, I'm staying in.
02:45 - Zane, why are you running?
02:45 - I have.
02:46 - Where are you going?
02:47 - Oh, that was an accident.
02:49 An accident.
02:51 - Oh, an accident?
02:52 You mean like this?
02:53 (grunting)
02:54 Oh, now that was an accident.
02:56 I just flew out of my hand.
02:59 All right, I'll take this here.
03:01 (laughing)
03:03 I'm gonna give him a second before he respawns.
03:05 - Okay, Aphmau, you've had your revenge.
03:07 Now it's time for you to come to your senses
03:09 and stop acting psycho and destroying the house
03:11 and whatnot. - Oh, come to my senses.
03:13 - Ow, ow. - Nope.
03:15 (laughing)
03:16 - Okay, no worries, I can still respawn.
03:18 - Hello. - No, not again!
03:19 (laughing)
03:20 - That's a late effect.
03:21 Just, you know, just for icing on the cake.
03:25 All right, let's see.
03:26 Now to get rid of his house.
03:29 There we go.
03:30 Oh, get rid of the portrait.
03:31 Gotta put it right there.
03:32 There we go, all right.
03:33 My revenge is complete now.
03:35 If he comes after me, I will-- - Hey, Zane!
03:36 - Huh? - Zane, first off,
03:38 half your house is missing.
03:39 Second off, I got your share of the loot from Aphmau.
03:42 I went back to check 'cause he made it, but--
03:43 - Oh! - But, uh, hey.
03:45 (laughing)
03:46 - Your share of my loot, huh?
03:48 - Yeah, you know, it's what Zane and Aphmau
03:50 would've wanted, right?
03:51 - Oh, I would've loved for that to--
03:53 Yeah, you're so right, that's what I wanted.
03:55 - How you doing?
03:56 What happened to the house?
03:58 Hey, you know what?
03:59 I gotta go.
04:00 Come on, Stacey, come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
04:03 go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
04:04 - Looks like I'm gonna go after Pierce next.
04:06 (laughing)
04:07 All right, Pierce's photo is next.
04:10 I gave him a little bit of a head start
04:12 now to see what he's been up to.
04:13 - Okay, just a little bit more.
04:15 And done.
04:16 Okay.
04:17 (humming)
04:19 Ha, there we go.
04:20 All right, Stacey, what do you think, Stacey?
04:22 Should I warn people first or just hide?
04:23 Maybe if I'm lucky she'll forget where I live?
04:25 - It's hard to forget where you live, Pierce.
04:27 I can kinda tell it's your house.
04:28 - Oh, I know it is the most beautiful house in the hub.
04:30 There's no way she'll forget this house.
04:32 Curse these talented hands!
04:34 (laughing)
04:35 - Hmm, I think I have something for this.
04:36 - You're right, Stacey, that's it.
04:37 I'm just gonna stay put.
04:38 That way I have nothing to worry about.
04:40 (laughing)
04:41 - Can't get in here.
04:43 - Oh, you're right, I can't get in here.
04:45 Aphmau was totally not gonna get in these defenses.
04:47 - I see you're exactly right.
04:49 (screaming)
04:50 (laughing)
04:51 - It's Aphmau, not Ah-mau.
04:53 - How did you get in here?
04:54 - Oh, you know.
04:55 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:57 Don't do it!
04:58 - Why not?
04:59 - Because, well, look at that!
05:02 - Yeah, I'm not falling for that.
05:03 Nope.
05:04 - Wait, you're not?
05:05 Okay, fine.
05:06 (laughing)
05:07 - At least he tried.
05:08 (groaning)
05:09 - Let's see, Piers.
05:11 Piers?
05:12 - Yeah, one sec.
05:14 I'll be there in just a second.
05:15 (groaning)
05:16 - Oh, I love a good game.
05:18 - Wait, no, no!
05:21 - You're so clever, huh?
05:23 - I mean, a little bit.
05:24 (laughing)
05:25 - Come on.
05:26 - Oh, Piers.
05:28 I think it's time for me to get my revenge.
05:30 - No, no, no, no, no, hold on!
05:32 Please have mercy.
05:34 - Why should I be merciful?
05:35 You stole my stuff.
05:36 - Because, Stacey, she stole my stuff.
05:38 - Stacey, she's so young, she needs her father.
05:41 - Well, Piers, you kind of let Zane push me down
05:44 the hole and everything, and you stole my diamonds and such.
05:47 - Uh, oh, okay, but I was gonna give those diamonds
05:50 a good home, honestly.
05:51 Look at them, they're just so fancy in this thing now.
05:53 - Hmm.
05:54 How about the reason you apologize is because you're sorry,
05:56 you know?
05:57 Maybe that would be a good way.
05:58 - Sorry for what?
06:01 Uh, uh, huh.
06:04 When did you get taller?
06:05 - Whatever, serves you right, Piers.
06:07 - Oh, oh no!
06:09 Oh, uh, Stacey!
06:10 - There we go, your revenge has been taken.
06:12 - Call it, call it, Stacey!
06:13 - You sit in there, Piers, consider this a night
06:14 because I spared your life, but you didn't even apologize.
06:17 - Why?
06:18 - Aphmau!
06:19 - Is that a picture of me?
06:20 - This has to stop, Aphmau!
06:22 You have gone too far!
06:24 - Too far?
06:25 What makes you say that?
06:26 - What, just look at Piers!
06:28 He'll never walk again!
06:30 - Wait, hold on, I'll never walk again?
06:32 - No, that's not true.
06:33 - No, that's not true.
06:34 - He doesn't get out of there.
06:35 - Please, please!
06:36 - Stop being dramatic, okay?
06:38 - Well, if you don't stop, then I'll make you stop.
06:41 Is that what you want?
06:42 - Oh, you're gonna make me stop, like you made me die?
06:45 - That's right, so either you calm down now,
06:47 or I'm sending you back to your spawn point, young lady.
06:50 - Okay, let me just do one little thing real quick.
06:53 - Ha, I'm not afraid of, uh...
06:56 - What are you guys doing?
06:57 - Um, Piers, are these your sheep,
07:00 or what happened to 'em?
07:01 What do you see?
07:02 - I think these sheep can show you how far they can go.
07:04 - Um, should I be running right now?
07:05 I think I should be running--
07:06 (Piers screams)
07:07 - Here they go, buh-bye!
07:08 - Let go of me!
07:09 Let me go!
07:10 - Too bad, Zane!
07:11 - Too bad what?
07:12 - Oh, Piers, you poor, poor thing.
07:15 Time to find my next target.
07:18 - For what?
07:19 (doorbell rings)
07:20 - Kim, are you in here?
07:23 Oh, Kim!
07:25 Kimberly!
07:26 (door slams)
07:27 Oh, Kim!
07:29 Actually, where'd she go?
07:31 She normally answers the door.
07:32 Let me go through some of her stuff
07:33 and see where she might have gone.
07:35 Maybe she's hiding.
07:36 Maybe she went out of town.
07:38 Let's see.
07:40 Hmm, any secret doors or something?
07:43 Maybe this?
07:44 This bookshelf?
07:45 - I knew it!
07:46 She always has a secret bookshelf.
07:48 - Let's see.
07:49 She must be hiding down here.
07:51 Hmm.
07:53 - I think I just need a few more of this
07:55 and then I'll be set.
07:56 - Mm-hmm.
07:57 A few more of what, Kim?
07:58 - Ah!
07:59 Oh, ah, no!
08:00 Oh, uh, I'm so glad you're here!
08:01 I'm so sorry for what happened to you.
08:03 - Mm-hmm.
08:04 Wait, really, you are?
08:06 - Uh, yeah!
08:07 It was, uh, totally messed up what happened to you
08:10 and I'm really sorry.
08:12 - Huh.
08:13 Well, that's actually nice.
08:15 (laughs)
08:16 - Wait, did that work?
08:18 Seriously?
08:19 I didn't think you'd be that easy to please.
08:21 (laughs)
08:22 - What?
08:23 I knew you weren't being sincere!
08:24 - Whatever, it was just a Minecraft death.
08:26 I die all the time.
08:27 Get over it!
08:28 - Well, fine.
08:29 What do you think about this, then?
08:30 (screams)
08:31 Don't break that!
08:32 All my potions!
08:33 - Hmm.
08:34 It's just a potion shelf, Kim.
08:35 What if I break you instead?
08:36 - No, no, no, no!
08:37 Don't do that either!
08:38 Please, I'm too young to die!
08:39 I have so much to do!
08:41 And I finally have experience for my potion!
08:43 - It's just a Minecraft death, Kim.
08:45 I'm just gonna take your books instead.
08:47 (laughs)
08:48 - You should.
08:49 Yes!
08:50 - Huh?
08:51 What the?
08:52 What did you do?
08:53 What are you, you're trying to kill me?
08:54 - I'll make you more pocket-sized than you already were!
08:56 (screams)
08:57 - Get back here!
08:58 I can't believe it!
08:59 I was gonna let you go, but!
09:00 (grunts)
09:01 - Let me out!
09:02 - Nuh-uh.
09:03 Nope, nope, nope, nope.
09:04 Wow, you have a lot of doors.
09:05 Oh, Kim, Kim, Kim.
09:06 - Get out of here!
09:07 (screams)
09:08 - How many doors do you have?
09:09 - Oh no!
09:10 - Geez.
09:11 But there's nowhere left to run, Kim.
09:13 Any last words?
09:14 - I just wanna say I am truly sorry!
09:17 - Wait, really?
09:19 - To my potions!
09:20 - Wow!
09:21 You had it, Kim!
09:22 (screams)
09:23 - Man, I thought she was gonna actually apologize for once.
09:26 - I wish someone would just apologize and actually mean it.
09:29 Geez.
09:30 Oh, there we go.
09:31 Take a picture.
09:32 Ugh, alright, who's next?
09:34 Alright, that was a little tiring.
09:37 Uh, maybe things are going back to normal now.
09:39 I feel like I'm missing something.
09:41 I'm not sure what it is.
09:42 - It's a beautiful day in the Minecraft server.
09:43 Beautiful day for golden blocks.
09:45 (laughs)
09:46 - Ooh!
09:47 Ooh, I forgot Ian!
09:48 Oh, that's right.
09:49 Let's see.
09:50 I have a portrait of him.
09:51 I should've remembered I had this portrait.
09:53 Geez.
09:54 Ah!
09:55 I got all this gold!
09:56 (laughs)
09:57 And let's see.
09:58 I'll put this over here.
09:59 I'll put it over there.
10:00 - Oh, you did it on the floor.
10:01 - Oh, I wanna put it everywhere!
10:02 - Oh, I guess I should pick it up.
10:03 (laughs)
10:04 - I love gold.
10:05 Definitely.
10:06 - You love gold, Ian?
10:07 - Yes, I do.
10:08 Whoa, whoa!
10:09 Ah, that was--
10:10 - Whatcha doin'?
10:11 - Oh, you know, I just, um, uh, well, um, you know, Pierce was stuck in the floor and
10:18 obviously not going anywhere, so I may have stolen his gold since he wasn't gonna use it.
10:22 - You mean this gold?
10:24 - Yeah, that gold.
10:25 - Hmm.
10:26 You mean these seven blocks?
10:27 - Yeah.
10:28 - They're kinda mine now.
10:29 - What?
10:30 Oh, come on!
10:31 What did I ever do to you?
10:32 - What, you did?
10:33 You mean letting me die?
10:34 - What?
10:35 No, no, that wasn't me.
10:36 - What do you mean?
10:37 You participated in it.
10:38 - It was, uh, the other blue guy.
10:39 Yeah.
10:40 - Oh.
10:41 Don't worry.
10:42 I already took care of Pierce.
10:43 - Oh, no, uh, the other, other blue guy.
10:47 - The, what?
10:48 The only guy is Zane--
10:49 (laughs)
10:50 - You always ask me!
10:51 - Oh, number one!
10:52 - No, no, no, no!
10:53 - Oh, there we go.
10:54 - Oh!
10:55 (laughs)
10:56 You missed!
10:57 (laughs)
10:58 - Hmm, did I?
10:59 (laughs)
11:00 (screams)
11:01 (laughs)
11:02 (screams)
11:03 (laughs)
11:04 - That was fun.
11:05 (laughs)
11:06 - You still missed!
11:07 I'm still alive!
11:08 - I don't think so, Ian.
11:09 - Wait, what?
11:10 What do you mean by that?
11:11 - Just trust me.
11:12 - Huh?
11:13 Wait a minute.
11:14 Is that, my TNT?
11:15 Wait a minute!
11:16 - Bye!
11:17 (screams)
11:18 - My whole collection!
11:19 - Ooh.
11:20 - See, I told you.
11:21 - Oh, no.
11:22 - Why does he keep his TNT out?
11:23 - Guess we'll never know.
11:24 - At least my revenge is complete!
11:25 (laughs)
11:26 - Time to burn his picture.
11:27 There we go.
11:28 - Ah, I didn't get his house, but I did get him.
11:29 - Well, I technically got his house.
11:30 - At least I've done it!
11:31 Now I can go home, and everything should be back to order.
11:32 - With all the revenge bros out of the way, maybe we can go back to normal.
11:33 Oh, I can do mining right now.
11:34 - Oh, that's great.
11:35 - Oh, I can do mining right now.
11:36 - Oh, I can do mining right now.
11:37 - Oh, I can do mining right now.
11:38 - Oh, I can do mining right now.
11:39 - Oh, I can do mining right now.
11:40 - Oh, I can do mining right now.
11:42 - Now I can go home, and everything should be back to order.
11:45 - With all the revenge bros out of the way, maybe we can go back to normal.
11:50 - Oh, I can do mining right now.
11:52 - I gotta get my stuff anyway.
11:54 - Alright, let's see.
11:55 - Huh?
11:56 - Huh?
11:57 - Pierce?
11:58 - Pierce, hey, what's going on?
11:59 - Huh?
12:00 - Why are you on the block?
12:01 - Oh, well, he didn't say "broke all your blocks, Robbie."
12:02 - What's mean?
12:03 - But I won't break this one for some reason.
12:04 - That's rude.
12:05 - Here.
12:06 - Stay still, I gotcha.
12:07 - Quack!
12:08 - Quack!
12:09 - Quack!
12:10 - Gotcha.
12:11 - Quick, stop her!
12:13 She's gonna kill Bears!
12:14 - What?
12:15 - Oh no!
12:16 - I was about to help.
12:17 - Oh no, no, no, she was gonna help.
12:18 What's going on?
12:19 - Stop that psycho!
12:21 - Guys, I was trying to break him up.
12:22 - Yeah, what's going on, guys?
12:24 - Come on, game's over.
12:25 - Now this needs to stop!
12:27 - She's arguing, she doesn't care!
12:30 - Ooh, we gotta do something.
12:32 - Yeah, plan B, guys!
12:34 - Guys, guys, guys, guys!
12:35 - Oh yeah, I love plan B!
12:36 - She's trying to just dig me out!
12:37 She's trying to be nice about this!
12:38 - I am trying to be nice!
12:40 - She's running!
12:41 - Guys?
12:43 - All right, all right guys,
12:43 fire on my count of three, ready?
12:45 - Oh, yeah!
12:47 - One, two, three!
12:50 (all cheering)
12:52 - No, no, no, no, no!
12:54 - Wee!
12:57 - Oh no.
12:57 - Don't worry, Pearce, we got her!
12:59 - They do this all the time.
13:00 - Yeah, you're welcome!
13:01 (all groaning)
13:03 - That's it!
13:04 - You know, I was gonna call it quits there,
13:08 but now you guys just made me even more
13:10 upset 'cause you never listen!
13:11 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
13:13 Wait, we can talk about this!
13:15 (all screaming)
13:17 - This again?
13:20 - Run, run, my little ones!
13:22 Run as fast as you can!
13:24 I'll catch you eventually.
13:25 - Running!
13:26 - What's going on?
13:27 - I win!
13:28 (laughing)
13:30 - Looks like you won't get away from me that easily!
13:32 - Everyone, find themselves!
13:33 (laughing)
13:36 - Let's see, I guess I have to enact another revenge.
13:40 Ian, Ian, would you like to play?
13:43 - Sorry, I'm busy putting things together.
13:47 You should be able to understand that, right?
13:49 - That makes sense.
13:51 I'll give you a little bit of time then.
13:52 - Wait, okay.
13:54 - Come here this way.
13:56 They don't know that I've tamed you
13:57 and you're going on a rampage, just like I am.
14:00 Zane!
14:01 - Huh?
14:02 No, thank you, nobody's home, can't play right now.
14:05 Cease and desist, staff out!
14:07 - Oh, I see you, Zane.
14:08 Maybe you want to play with my new little friend here.
14:11 Come on, go get Zane.
14:12 - Oh, no, no, no, I'm going, ah!
14:13 (crumbling)
14:14 I just finished building that up!
14:16 - Oh, did you?
14:18 I finished building my house too.
14:20 Where's my book?
14:21 - I just placed that bed!
14:22 - Oh, there he is.
14:23 Oh, good boy, he's doing a lot of destruction.
14:26 - Aphmau, when is this going to stop?
14:28 - I don't know, it did stop,
14:29 but then you guys had to blow up my house again?
14:31 - But you don't think I've learned?
14:32 Look at my house, look at the hub!
14:34 - Yet I still don't hear a sorry, Zane.
14:37 So I believe your time has come.
14:40 Piggy, please get up.
14:41 - What do you mean?
14:42 What do you mean, Pigsley?
14:43 (screaming)
14:46 - It's Piggy, not Pigsley, whatever.
14:48 (growling)
14:49 All right, it's fine, it's fine, good boy.
14:51 Come on, let's go see if Ian's ready for my revenge yet.
14:53 Ian!
14:54 (laughing)
14:55 Ian? - Huh, what?
14:56 What?
14:57 - Ian? - Um.
14:58 - Ian, you almost done?
14:59 - Oh, no, no, um, see, I know you want to talk right now,
15:03 but if you can see inside, you know,
15:05 I'm smelting things, I'm busy doing Minecraft things.
15:08 You know what?
15:09 Because you're being so patient,
15:10 I can give you something in the meantime.
15:13 Well, how about gold?
15:16 No, no, no, not gold, not gold, not gold.
15:18 Some cobble, yes, cobblestone for your troubles.
15:21 - I'll give you a chance to get your stuff together.
15:24 - Oh, thank you, I appreciate it.
15:26 - Come on, let's, come on, Piggy, let's go over here.
15:28 - She got it, oh no!
15:30 - Kim?
15:31 Kim, come on, don't you want to play with my piggy?
15:36 - Hello, Kim?
15:36 - I'm not home, please come back later.
15:41 - Oh, I guess she's not home.
15:42 Go ahead, oh, what, oh, don't knock on the door!
15:46 Oh my gosh, how rude, she isn't here, obviously.
15:49 Oh, oh look, I think she might be down here.
15:52 I think I hear her.
15:54 Kim, I thought you weren't home.
15:56 - Hi, buddy, I'm in here.
15:58 - What you doing down here?
16:01 - You don't want to play with my piggy?
16:03 - I'm allergic to pets.
16:04 - Oh, that's sad.
16:08 You might be allergic to the snow too.
16:10 Again, wow, ooh, look at all this stuff.
16:15 Oh, this will be perfect.
16:18 Let's see, oh, Piggy, I think it's time we pay Ian a visit.
16:22 Ian!
16:24 - Wait, no, still busy!
16:25 - Time's up, you've had your time.
16:26 - No, okay, I know you just said time's up,
16:29 but, uh, Boz, come over here, I have something to show you.
16:32 - All right, I'll take a look.
16:33 - So, here is a little throne for you to sit on,
16:36 and, you know, I'm gonna bring you a couple of offerings,
16:40 okay, so you just stay right there.
16:42 First thing, hang on, hang on, hang on.
16:44 - Let's see.
16:45 - I'm gonna get some of this.
16:46 I didn't want to use this one.
16:48 Okay, first thing I brought for you is,
16:51 for your psychoness, is these diamonds!
16:53 - Ooh, diamonds, I do like diamonds.
16:56 - And you thought I'd return them finally.
16:59 - Really?
17:00 Where am I missing two?
17:01 - Huh?
17:02 Anyway, let me get the next offering.
17:05 Maybe, um, um, um, okay, all right.
17:09 - Wait, is that?
17:10 - How about this beautiful--
17:12 - You stole my dog?
17:13 - Yes, you know, I know you like dogs.
17:15 - Ian!
17:16 - Yes?
17:17 - Ian, this is my dog already,
17:18 it's not like it's a new dog.
17:19 - Well, not all the time, definitely not.
17:22 (laughs)
17:24 Running out of plans, I need ideas.
17:26 You stay right there, I have another thing.
17:27 - I can't believe this, you have to get out of the way, okay?
17:30 Over this way, there we go.
17:32 (Piggy laughs)
17:32 What?
17:33 Piggy, get him!
17:34 - Oh, you saw me!
17:35 Huh, hey, um, I was just waiting to get your next offering!
17:38 Ha, da, da, da, da!
17:39 (Piggy screams)
17:40 (Piggy whines)
17:41 (Piggy screams)
17:43 - Where'd he go?
17:45 Well, I guess he's gone.
17:47 Looks like everything's back to normal on the server.
17:49 I got my second revenge.
17:50 (laughs)
17:52 Now the hub is all mine.
17:53 Nobody betraying me, right, everybody?
17:55 (crickets chirping)
17:57 Perfect, the sound of nobody.
17:59 I love it!
18:00 (laughs)
18:02 - Hey, how about look, look!
18:05 How about look, all I had to do was die
18:07 and now I'm out of the block!
18:09 - Aw, that's nice!
18:09 - That's pretty cool.
18:10 What's with the big pig?
18:11 - Um, he's a friend, just a pet.
18:14 Oh, hey, you're back.
18:15 - Hi, Pearce!
18:16 - Hi, Ed!
18:17 - Well, I mean, now that you've killed me a couple times,
18:19 I thought maybe that we're even now, right, buddy?
18:23 - Well, Pearce is the only one who really stood up for me,
18:26 so, Piggy, please get Ian again.
18:28 - What?
18:29 (stammering)
18:29 - What?
18:30 - I just have to right click and he just goes after--
18:32 (screams)
18:32 - Whoa!
18:33 (laughs)
18:35 - Huh, well that's really something, Apple.
18:38 I'm just gonna go back and count all those diamonds
18:41 that I took, I mean, borrowed, I mean, nothing, bye!
18:43 - It's fine, Piggy, leave him alone.
18:45 Let him go.