The end is so good
Transcript
00:00 This has to be the funniest flight attendant ever.
00:02 - Let's see who is paying attention.
00:03 Go ahead and point to where that oxygen mask
00:06 is going to come from.
00:07 That's awesome, three of you are gonna get oxygen.
00:09 (laughing)
00:10 The rest of you, when you're done screaming,
00:11 I need you to let go of your neighbor and grab that mask.
00:14 Assist yourself first and then a child traveling with you.
00:17 If you have more than one of these child traveling with you
00:22 assess your situation.
00:23 Who's it gonna be?
00:24 So y'all are gonna have to decide.
00:25 Pick your favorite.
00:26 You know you've got one.
00:27 Probably don't wanna tell them.
00:28 But children, if you did not do your homework last week,
00:31 I don't think you're gonna get a mask.
00:33 We do not anticipate this flight turning into a cruise, folks.
00:35 If we did, I wouldn't have worn this.
00:36 I would've worn a bathing suit.
00:37 All right, you cannot smoke on board, but don't worry.
00:40 If y'all need to smoke, step out on the wing.
00:42 If you can light it, we'll let you smoke it.
00:44 The rest of you are gonna get something for free
00:45 so you didn't think this was gonna happen.
00:46 The minute they step out, in-flight movie,
00:49 gone with the wind.
00:50 Little blue button right here, you push it, it goes ding,
00:52 and normally one of us would show up.
00:53 Yeah, no, look at the time.
00:55 Don't touch that button.
00:57 You do not need me at this time.