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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06,
00:33 The average man is born with an inborn urge to gamble.
00:37 Take the case of Mr. G.G. Gief.
00:40 Gief was never too busy to enjoy risking his hard-earned dough
00:44 on the chance of making an easy buck.
00:46 Football pool, George?
00:47 You bet.
00:49 He was a soft touch for the latest
00:51 gambling fans of the moment.
00:52 Chain letter?
00:53 The Chinese Olympity?
00:54 Join a pyramid club?
00:55 Irish sweepstakes?
00:57 Hey, George, not you for lunch.
00:59 OK, Joe.
01:00 Gee, I won again.
01:02 Thanks, George.
01:05 At every turn, Mr. Gief met with opportunities to gamble.
01:09 And loose change always burned a hole in his pocket.
01:12 He was a pushover for a one-armed bandit.
01:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:22 [COUGHING]
01:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:27 [CASH REGISTER RINGING]
01:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:34 [CASH REGISTER RINGING]
01:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:41 [CASH REGISTER RINGING]
01:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:48 However, the average gambling man is not easily discouraged.
01:51 He feels his persistence will be rewarded
01:54 and that opportunity awaits just around the corner.
01:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:04 [CHATTER]
02:08 [CHATTER]
02:11 [CHATTER]
02:14 [CHATTER]
02:16 Seven.
02:18 Come to pappy.
02:19 Eight from the gator.
02:22 Three nice dice.
02:24 Come here.
02:24 Come here.
02:26 Your dice.
02:27 Mr. Gief knows that when Lady Luck gives him the sign
02:30 and the dice are hot, then is the time
02:34 to back it up with the old sock.
02:36 You made me.
02:38 [CHATTER]
02:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:45 [CHATTER]
02:48 Oh, hum.
02:49 Easy come, easy go.
02:52 [WHISTLE]
02:53 Taxi.
02:54 [TIRES SCREECHING]
02:57 Mr. Gief is nobody's fool.
02:59 Therefore, his winnings are always
03:01 deposited in sound business investments.
03:03 [BELL RINGING]
03:04 There they go.
03:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:08 [LAUGHTER]
03:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:18 Occasionally, Gief's investments fail to pay off.
03:29 But in spite of these financial fluctuations,
03:32 the average man is a good loser.
03:34 How you doing, George?
03:36 Swell, Al.
03:37 Just swell.
03:37 Oh, fudge.
03:42 Of all the gambling games, there was none Mr. Gief enjoyed
03:46 as much as the cozy atmosphere and the congenial company
03:49 of a friendly game of poker.
03:52 Hi, you fellas.
03:53 Hi.
03:54 Hello.
03:55 Ah, put up or shut up.
03:58 Friendly greetings over, George Gief
04:00 analyzes his opponent's hands by closely studying
04:03 their subtle facial expressions.
04:06 Of course, this strategy is a complete flop
04:08 if the players happen to be wearing their poker faces.
04:12 The player must be alert and quick to take advantage
04:14 of every unseen opportunity.
04:18 One must keep his eyes peeled, even in a friendly game.
04:22 [GASPS]
04:24 Play waxes hot.
04:25 I raise.
04:27 Raise again.
04:28 I raise you.
04:28 I call.
04:29 The game becomes tense.
04:31 Cards.
04:31 Two.
04:32 Give me five.
04:33 I'm pat.
04:34 Stakes are high.
04:35 Raise.
04:37 Apple.
04:38 Call.
04:39 You're light.
04:41 I bump you.
04:42 But Mr. Gief's enjoying every minute of it.
04:45 Raise you.
04:46 Up four.
04:47 Four and three more.
04:49 Up another.
04:51 Take it and bump two blues.
04:53 I call.
04:54 I call.
04:55 What you got?
04:56 Nothing.
04:57 Me too.
04:57 Me too.
04:58 Beats here.
05:00 Pair of deuces?
05:01 I thought you were bluffing.
05:02 Break them in, George.
05:05 Thanks, fellas.
05:06 Lucky George Gief, the winner.
05:10 Oh my gosh, it's getting late.
05:11 Cash me in.
05:12 I gotta go.
05:13 Shh, shh.
05:15 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
05:16 Hey, George, what's the idea?
05:20 George Gief, tonight is your lucky night.
05:24 Now, if your luck holds out, you can sneak in
05:29 without waking the little woman.
05:33 The coast's clear.
05:34 Easy does it.
05:37 One false move and--
05:42 [THUD]
05:43 [GASPING]
05:45 Shh.
05:45 George!
05:47 What do you mean coming home at this hour?
05:48 Take that.
05:49 What do the neighbors think?
05:51 Sick friend fooling.
05:52 You've been gambled, that's what.
05:54 I work and save and you just throw your money away.
05:58 Think of all the bills we owe.
06:01 Why, George, honey, you won.
06:04 Uh-huh.
06:05 Took the boys to the cleaners.
06:07 Oh, how nice.
06:09 Now I can get that cute hat, new dress, shoes, paper
06:13 the hall, new stove, fur coat, paper trip.
06:19 Easy come, easy go.
06:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:28 (upbeat music)
06:31 [BLANK_AUDIO]