Try The Fun
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00:00 [music]
00:02 Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, guess who? Who never, never starts an argument? Who never shows a bit of temperament? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? No one but Donald Duck!
00:27 [music]
00:36 Now Miss Daisy Duck, please tell me what happened in your own words.
00:40 Well Doctor, I came to tell you about my boyfriend, Donald Duck.
00:45 Now, now madam, no names.
00:47 Alright Doctor, well, one beautiful spring day, Donald, uh, I mean my boyfriend and I were walking in the park.
00:59 Now in the window on the 99th floor of a tall building was a beautiful flower in a pot.
01:07 It toppled out of the window and fell like a meteor.
01:11 [crash]
01:12 Right on my boyfriend's head. I tried to revive him. Finally, he came to and looked at me. I smiled back reassuringly and then it happened. It seemed as though he were hearing some strange voice.
01:31 Donald Duck, you are the greatest singer in the world.
01:39 [music]
01:40 With that he got up, dusted himself off, gave me a low, gracious bow, and started to sing.
01:47 [singing]
01:58 It was beautiful. I stood and chatted. Tears filled my eyes.
02:04 [singing]
02:10 As he finished, I applauded. I was so proud of him.
02:15 But when I rushed forward to clasp his hand, he gave me a cold, icy stare as though he didn't know me.
02:23 And before I could say how I was pleased, he was snatched up by a famous theatrical agent.
02:30 The flower from his head fell at my feet, a symbol of my lost love.
02:37 I took it home. I put it in a vase on the mantel. It was all I had to remember him by because I never saw him again after that day.
02:49 Except in advertising, on labels, in society columns, and on flashing marquees.
02:58 [singing]
03:15 His golden voice on the radio only made it harder to bear.
03:20 I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. I didn't want to live. I was going crazy, mad, jealous.
03:29 I tell you, I was insane.
03:33 Suddenly I was snatched out of it by a newsboy's voice.
03:37 Donald Duck sings in person tonight at Radio City.
03:41 I rushed for my rap. This would be his first public appearance, my first chance to see him.
03:49 But by the time I reached Radio City, a long line of humanity had formed.
03:56 And I was too late to get inside.
04:02 So I went to the rear and waited at the stage door.
04:06 At last I should see him.
04:09 But no crowds formed and blocked my view. Thousands clamored to get his autograph.
04:15 Hoping to get a glimpse of him, I waited through the summer and through the winter.
04:22 I walked out front where at least I could see his picture.
04:26 Donald, speak to me.
04:29 [snoring]
04:32 By the time summer came again, I was determined to see him.
04:37 To get by the doorman, I first tried pleading.
04:41 Then I tried to disguise. Fourth.
04:46 All with the same result.
04:50 But as I was coming home that night, I met him face to face.
04:56 Donald, darling, I've missed you terribly.
05:01 I'm so happy for you.
05:03 But he gave me that same cold, icy stare again.
05:07 I fell at his feet and poured out my soul to him.
05:11 Oh, tears. I told him I was hungry and starving for his love.
05:17 So he threw me a dime and continued on his way.
05:22 But as soon as I gained control of myself, I decided it was time to come to see you, doctor.
05:30 For a solution to my problem.
05:33 It's obvious the hit on the head caused your boyfriend to go through a complete mental and physical change.
05:39 I can help you. But first, you have a big decision to make.
05:43 Do you want the world to have him and his beautiful golden voice?
05:47 Or do you want him back again for yourself?
05:50 It's either the world or you.
05:53 Me! Me! Me!
05:55 [crash]
05:57 Me!
05:58 Please calm yourself, Miss Duck. Here is my professional advice.
06:02 I suggest you take that same flower, put it in a heavy pot, and then at the time...
06:07 And if he should...
06:09 Now you understand...
06:12 Thank you, doctor. I'll do it tonight.
06:16 [music]
06:18 [singing]
06:39 Like a bolt.
06:41 [crash]
06:42 [singing]
06:56 [crash]
06:57 [music]
07:01 [singing]
07:06 [music]
07:14 [BLANK_AUDIO]