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00:00 ♪ (theme music)
00:05 ♪ (theme music)
00:26 - Well ladies and gentlemen, here we are out at the Elite Deluxe Sports Palace
00:29 about to witness one of the biggest ice hockey games of the season.
00:33 Bringing together two of the top ranking teams in the league.
00:35 In no other game is the feeling of competition so keen,
00:38 affecting both players and spectators alike,
00:41 turning casual friends into bitter enemies.
00:44 Tonight's game looks like a sellout.
00:46 A capacity crowd of thousands of rabid, sports-loving hockey fans
00:49 has turned out to cheer for their favorite teams.
00:52 Yes sir, the stands are filling up.
00:54 They're really packing them in.
00:56 Well it seems there have been a few last minute changes
00:58 in the starting liners.
00:59 Get your pencils ready.
01:01 Now...
01:01 Instead of Hannah at left wing,
01:03 Stallings will start, put DeGradi in place of Williams at center,
01:05 then Berg over Aliquas,
01:06 and at left defense, McCormick replaces Dunham.
01:08 At goal, de Angham takes the place of Nichols and...
01:10 Oh yes, the teams will be the Looseleafs versus the Anteaters
01:13 instead of the Moose and Pelicans.
01:15 All right, the teams are skating out onto the ice.
01:19 Listen to that ovation!
01:20 (crowd cheering)
01:24 And here come the two stars of their teams,
01:26 Icebox Bertino and Fearless Ferguson.
01:30 A heated rivalry has developed between these two boys.
01:33 Both are tied for the top league scoring honors,
01:35 and tonight's game will be the payoff.
01:37 As these boys go, so go their clubs.
01:40 The referee for tonight will be that popular arbiter,
01:43 Clean Game Kinney.
01:44 (crowd cheering)
01:47 A favorite of the fans.
01:49 The entire responsibility of the game
01:51 rests squarely on the shoulders of the referee.
01:53 This keen-eyed individual must follow the course of play
01:56 so closely that sometimes it seems he must have eyes
01:59 in the back of his head.
02:01 (punching)
02:04 Uh-oh, a penalty!
02:07 There go the guilty players into the penalty box.
02:10 With these stars out, the complexion of the entire game
02:13 may be changed.
02:15 A hush of expectancy settles over the crowd
02:17 as the teams line up for the faceoff.
02:19 The referee drops the puck, and the game is on!
02:22 There goes the puck over the blue line,
02:23 passed out to the right wing,
02:24 checked by the opposing left wing,
02:26 back to the right defense, cutting in fast,
02:27 picking the puck off the board,
02:28 now back to the left wing and pivots around the center.
02:30 There's a scramble for revenge and--
02:31 - Boom!
02:32 (crowd cheering)
02:33 Boom!
02:33 (crowd cheering)
02:35 Boom!
02:36 - Boots has got it, he's down the ice,
02:38 tries for a shot off the net,
02:39 but the goalie puts up a stout defense,
02:40 knocking it away for a beautiful save.
02:43 (crowd cheering)
02:46 Here comes Colin Negrete fighting for the puck,
02:47 there's the shot and he scores!
02:49 No, no, no, look at that stop!
02:52 Nothing ever gets past that goalie.
02:54 (crowd cheering)
02:57 (crowd cheering)
03:02 - Boots has cleared down the rink,
03:03 it's taken by McCormick, McCormick to Pappano
03:04 at the blue line, over to Murray,
03:05 Murray cutting over the loose,
03:07 he tries to draw the goalie out of position,
03:08 there's the shot, and, and, and, and!
03:10 (crowd cheering)
03:13 Nice save, fellow!
03:23 (crowd cheering)
03:26 - Hooray!
03:26 - Hooray!
03:27 - Hooray!
03:28 - Hooray!
03:29 - Hooray!
03:30 - Hooray!
03:31 - What am I saying?
03:32 - Hooray!
03:33 (crowd cheering)
03:34 - The puck shoots out to center right,
03:35 both teams are battling furiously for possession,
03:37 here come Bertino and Ferguson out of the penalty box.
03:40 (crowd cheering)
03:42 And there go Bertino and Ferguson
03:47 back into the penalty box.
03:48 (crowd cheering)
03:50 The loose Leafs take the play away,
03:51 now they can pass to the right, center right,
03:53 oh, a beautiful puck check at the end,
03:56 there's a long pass ring wide,
03:58 and a scramble for the puck,
03:59 a little rough play out there,
04:00 both sides are trying to score, and,
04:03 and there's the buzzer ending the first period.
04:06 In order to give the cash customers
04:10 a chance to sit in their seats,
04:12 there are 10 minute refs between periods.
04:14 (bells ringing)
04:20 (buzzer)
04:22 Well, there's the buzzer, starting the second stanza.
04:28 (whistle)
04:30 The team takes to the ice,
04:31 puck is faced off, there's a pass out to the side,
04:33 the Loose Leafs come up with a play,
04:34 here comes McCormick, cutting down the side,
04:36 that boy's sure burning up the ice.
04:38 Spinning like a top, he crosses the blue line,
04:40 the defense closes in, wow!
04:42 They really laid it into him!
04:45 (crowd cheering)
04:48 (whistle)
04:50 - Hooray for Raleigh!
04:54 (crowd cheering)
04:57 - Here come Bertino and Ferguson out of the penalty box.
05:00 (punching)
05:01 - Oh wow!
05:01 (punching)
05:03 (whistle)
05:04 - And there go Bertino and Ferguson
05:06 back into the penalty box.
05:08 There's a pass out to Bond,
05:09 and here he comes swinging wide with a blinding burst of speed
05:11 (crowd cheering)
05:13 Next up is Bond, sliced his way through,
05:15 up cuts him fast, picks up the puck,
05:16 takes a shot at the net, and the goalie kicks it away!
05:18 There's another shot, and another, and another!
05:20 The goalie has the situation well in hand.
05:23 No, no!
05:24 He nuts the on that for a score, a score, a score,
05:26 a score, a score!
05:28 (crowd cheering)
05:30 - Panheater's won, Loose Leafs nothing.
05:34 Well ladies and gentlemen, that score might be enough
05:36 to put the game on ice.
05:37 They line up for the faceoff.
05:39 (crowd cheering)
05:41 There's a scramble, the puck is forced against the side.
05:46 (crowd cheering)
05:49 Here come Bertino and Ferguson out of the penalty box.
05:52 (grunting)
05:54 And there go Bertino and Ferguson
05:57 back into the penalty box.
05:59 Coming up to the blue line, it's Boone!
06:01 He's right down the field, trying to knock the count.
06:03 (buzzer)
06:05 And the goalie boots it away for a thousand saves!
06:08 But the crowd loses its mind!
06:10 (crowd cheering)
06:12 Here's the play, Mohawk Pro checks it away
06:14 from Williams, intercepted by Shaw,
06:15 he's passed behind to Allen,
06:16 goes to Swinton to Peet,
06:17 and there it goes right, right down the middle.
06:18 He shoots!
06:19 The referee's in the way!
06:21 There's another nice save at the net.
06:22 He clears the puck from the front,
06:23 but it's too hot to handle.
06:24 Now both teams are fighting it out on the ice.
06:26 This is anybody's game!
06:27 Riley shoots, McCormick shoots,
06:28 Berg shoots, Pugley shoots,
06:29 Weaver shoots, DeGradi shoots,
06:30 Sepp shoots, Nolley shoots,
06:31 Bushman shoots, Larkin shoots,
06:33 everybody shoots!
06:34 There's a score, and another, and another, and another!
06:36 The goalie's just standing there ground
06:37 with a gun to hand smoke.
06:39 It's a three-scoring game!
06:40 Shaw is shooting, Moore is shooting,
06:42 Trumelman shoots, Nolley shoots,
06:43 Clark shoots, Nolley shoots,
06:45 the score is piling up!
06:46 326, 327, 328, 329,
06:49 333, 331, 332, 333,
06:50 345, 346, 347, 348,
06:52 347, 348, 347, 348,
06:53 347, 348, 347, 347, 348,
06:54 The crowd is going absolutely berserk!
06:56 I've never seen anything but a spectacle!
06:57 And the crowd loves it!
06:58 And there's a right cross at the chin,
07:00 and a left uppercut,
07:01 and a high one to the centerfield stand!
07:03 Oh, a foul, a foul!
07:04 It's breathtaking, and they're mixing it up!
07:06 Wow, a basket, a basket!
07:08 Very tough, very tough, oh, touche!
07:10 And look at that ball!
07:11 And look, look now in the sidelines,
07:13 and it's a touchdown!
07:14 Strike, ball, ball, strike, ball, strike!
07:16 He's out, out like a light!
07:17 Here comes the pitch, it's a long low drive,
07:19 straight down the fairway!
07:20 Is it a strike, is it a strike?
07:21 No, a spare!
07:22 A bad deuce, a bad deuce, a bad deuce!
07:24 Robbie!
07:26 Robbie, wow!
07:27 Wow, what a performance, what a show!
07:29 It's every man for himself!
07:30 And that's why ice hockey is called a spectator sport!
07:34 (upbeat music)
07:37 (upbeat music)
07:39 (upbeat music)
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