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00:32 -This is my cave.
00:35 This apartment says, to every woman that comes here,
00:38 "You're here to fuck."
00:40 If you're not here to fuck, leave. End of story.
00:44 -I go to walk in the restaurant, and I hear this little voice
00:47 that's like, "Amy?"
00:48 And I turn around, and literally, I mean,
00:51 it was as though I saw a monster.
00:54 No, don't! [ Laughs ]
00:57 -I want what everyone else seems to have out there.
01:02 I want the whole bowl of wax.
01:04 I want the girlfriend who eventually becomes a wife.
01:08 ♪♪
01:10 -When men look at me, they think of sex.
01:14 They want to fuck me in an alley.
01:15 They want to take me into some bizarre art place,
01:17 like an elevator shaft or something,
01:19 and do some kinky thing.
01:21 And they think that's what I'm into, when I'm not.
01:23 I'm not kinky at all.
01:25 -You see the shit I got to go through to impress these women?
01:29 I got the hair colored, the shade.
01:34 Now I got to clip the ear here,
01:36 so they don't think I'm an old fuck.
01:40 -You're giving off these negative vibes
01:41 that's not making you seem very attractive to people.
01:44 -I've tried theater group. I've tried my skating group.
01:47 I've gone to wine tastings.
01:49 I've done art gallery openings.
01:51 I tried fencing.
01:53 -What about dog walking?
01:55 -And this guy calls me, leaves me a message.
01:57 It's like, "I'm married. Beat me."
02:00 I mean, what the fuck is that?
02:02 -I decided that the first lands are a way for me
02:04 to proposition a man.
02:06 I just want a man to give me money,
02:09 help me with the things I need, and go away.
02:11 I mean, dick is easy to get. I don't need dick.
02:13 Dick is all around you. You just reach out anytime you want,
02:16 and you'll be able to grab a dick.
02:18 That's not what I need. I need cash.
02:19 That's what I want from a man.
02:21 ...
02:37 [Musique]