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00:00 [Music]
00:27 What makes a Nazi? How does he get that way?
00:31 Well, let's look into the process.
00:33 To begin with, Nazi control over a German child starts as soon as it's born.
00:39 A young German couple has come to register the birth of their son.
00:44 Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
00:48 Herr Standesbeamte, wir möchten unseren Jungen anmelden.
00:52 Unseren Erstgeborenen. Gib alle Geburtsscheine.
00:54 Hier sind unsere Geburtsscheine. Die Geburtsscheine unserer Eltern.
00:57 Those documents are birth certificates all the way back to their great-grandparents,
01:03 proving, of course, that they are pure Aryan.
01:07 Wir möchten auch gern wissen, ob wir uns...
01:09 The mother wants to call her son Hans.
01:12 Dieses Verzeichnis enthält alle männlichen Namen, die für Kinder arbeiten.
01:16 Here's the verboten list.
01:18 Hans seems to be okay for the time being.
01:22 Das ist der Erdnährungsweis, den Sie immer bei sich haben müssen.
01:25 This is their hereditary passport with space for 12 future children.
01:30 A subtle hint. Germany needs soldiers.
01:33 Für's deutsche Vaterland. Wir bereiten Ihnen ein wertvolles Geschenk von unserem Führer.
01:38 As a reward, they get a copy of Germany's bestseller.
01:43 Now let's see what happens to one of Hitler's children.
01:47 It's the end of kindergarten, and little Hans learns the fairy tales of the new order.
01:53 Remember the story of the Sleeping Beauty?
01:57 Hans was taught that the wicked witch was democracy.
02:03 And Sleeping Beauty? Who can she be?
02:09 Aha! Here comes the prince.
02:12 The prince is victorious.
02:24 Democracy has fled.
02:29 The prince breaks the magic spell with a kiss.
02:33 The beautiful princess is Germany.
02:40 And the brave handsome knight? You know who he is.
02:46 Heil Hitler!
02:48 Heil Hitler!
02:56 Heil Hitler!
02:58 Heil Hitler!
03:06 Heil Hitler!
03:08 Heil Hitler!
03:13 (gibberish)
03:25 (gibberish)
03:54 The moral of this Nazi fairy tale seems to be that Hitler got Germany on her feet,
03:59 climbed into the saddle, and took her for a ride.
04:04 The distortion of this tale has its purpose in molding the young Nazi mind.
04:09 Hitler becomes Hans' idol.
04:15 But one day Hans became sick.
04:18 His mother is praying that her son get well.
04:21 She knows that the unfit are taken away by the state and are never heard of again.
04:26 (gibberish)
04:33 (knocking)
04:36 Heil Hitler!
04:39 Heil Hitler!
04:41 (gibberish)
04:45 (gibberish)
04:50 (gibberish)
05:05 This superman has just reminded Hans' mother that unless this mollycoddling stops,
05:10 the state will have to step in and take over.
05:13 (gibberish)
05:19 Hans recovered.
05:21 Back in school, he's giving his daily pledge to fight, obey, and die for his Führer,
05:27 which pleases the Führer very much.
05:30 And Herr Goering.
05:32 And Herr Goebbels, too.
05:35 (gibberish)
05:41 Hans' schoolteacher is about to give the class a little lesson in natural history.
05:46 (gibberish)
05:55 (music)
06:08 Now let's see what they'll learn from this little lesson.
06:11 (gibberish)
06:18 (gibberish)
06:20 He said, "The poor rabbit." Is he out of his mind?
06:23 (gibberish)
06:37 What would the Führer think of such a stupid answer?
06:40 What would Herr Goering say? And Herr Goebbels?
06:43 (gibberish)
06:49 Now then, who can give the correct answer?
06:52 (gibberish)
06:56 The world belongs to the strong.
06:57 (gibberish)
06:59 And to the brutal.
07:00 (gibberish)
07:03 The rabbit is a coward and deserves to die.
07:05 They spit on the rabbit. Nice kids.
07:08 (gibberish)
07:20 He hates the rabbit. There's no room for weaklings. Hans is learning fast.
07:25 My, how he hates that rabbit.
07:28 (gibberish)
07:33 Hans has come around to the correct Nazi way of thinking.
07:37 Nice going, eh, Adolf?
07:39 (gibberish)
07:45 Yes, this lesson is the basis for the Nazi creed.
07:48 For Germany will likewise destroy all weak and cowardly nations.
07:53 (gibberish)
07:59 Germans are a super race. All of us will be slaves.
08:02 (gibberish)
08:06 Germans are unconquerable. They fear no one.
08:10 Listen to the fanatic cry.
08:13 (gibberish)
08:20 Today we own Germany. Tomorrow, the whole world.
08:25 (cheering)
08:27 Hans is now ready for the higher education, as decreed by the Führer.
08:32 (music)
09:01 Marching and hiling, hiling and marching, Hans grows up.
09:06 In him is planted no seed of laughter, hope, tolerance, or mercy.
09:12 For him, only hiling and marching, marching and hiling, as the years grind on.
09:19 Manhood finds him still hiling and marching.
09:22 But the grim years of regimentation have done their work.
09:26 Now he's a good Nazi.
09:29 He sees no more than the party wants him to.
09:32 He says nothing but what the party wants him to say.
09:35 And he does nothing but what the party wants him to do.
09:39 And so he marches on with his millions of comrades, trampling on the rights of others.
09:46 For now, his education is complete.
09:49 His education for death.
09:53 (music)
10:07 (upbeat music)

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