ᴴᴰ Mr Bean Funny Cartoons! BEST NEW PLAYLIST 2016 _ Pt 2
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00:00 [MUSIC]
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00:50 [MUSIC]
01:15 Not much to say around here.
01:20 [MUSIC]
01:30 Hello.
01:44 Cheers.
01:45 Very nice.
01:51 Very good.
01:52 Thank you.
01:55 Now, what next?
02:06 [MUSIC]
02:16 That's no good.
02:25 What?
02:30 [MUSIC]
02:37 There's more.
02:38 What could possibly have made these?
02:45 [MUSIC]
02:50 [GASP]
02:51 [GASP]
02:58 [MUSIC]
03:08 [GASP]
03:09 [SCREAM]
03:21 [MUSIC]
03:31 Come on, come on, come on.
03:46 [MUSIC]
03:56 Wait a minute.
04:14 Teddy, I just saw a dinosaur.
04:18 A dinosaur.
04:20 [MUSIC]
04:29 Just think of it.
04:31 [MUSIC]
04:37 Princess B.
04:40 Come on.
04:43 [MUSIC]
04:53 [GASP]
04:54 [GASP]
04:58 [MUSIC]
05:08 [GASP]
05:10 Out.
05:12 [MUSIC]
05:17 Right.
05:18 Lovely.
05:22 [MUSIC]
05:30 Okay.
05:31 [MUSIC]
05:37 [GASP]
05:39 Excellent.
05:40 What?
05:45 [MUSIC]
05:57 [KISS]
05:58 [MUSIC]
06:02 [YAWN]
06:03 [SNORING]
06:07 [SNORING]
06:09 [SNORING]
06:11 [GASP]
06:15 What was that?
06:24 [MUSIC]
06:28 [GASP]
06:29 [MUSIC]
06:37 [GASP]
06:38 [MUSIC]
06:40 Go away.
06:41 [MUSIC]
06:43 Go, go, go, go.
06:45 [MUSIC]
06:46 [GASP]
06:47 [MUSIC]
06:49 [GASP]
06:51 No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:54 Stop it, stop it.
06:55 Go away.
06:57 Honestly.
06:58 [MUSIC]
06:59 [GASP]
07:00 [MUSIC]
07:02 [GASP]
07:03 [MUSIC]
07:05 Come on.
07:06 Come on.
07:07 [MUSIC]
07:08 What?
07:09 [MUSIC]
07:10 I'll kill you.
07:11 No, no, no, no.
07:13 Go away.
07:14 [MUSIC]
07:16 Cut, cut, cut.
07:18 What the?
07:21 I said cut.
07:23 [MUSIC]
07:26 [GASP]
07:27 That's it.
07:29 Who is that idiot?
07:30 Yeah, I'm sorry.
07:31 He's ruined the shot.
07:33 That took me all morning to set up.
07:35 I can imagine.
07:36 Don't you know time is money?
07:38 Well, you think you're disappointed.
07:42 I thought I'd seen a dinosaur.
07:45 And it turns out to be just a great big plastic toy.
07:49 Just a minute.
07:50 Have you any idea how much money I spent on this food?
07:55 Yes, yes, yes.
07:57 And this thing doesn't even eat.
07:59 Of course.
08:00 Dinosaur and the little man, Jurassic Hero.
08:05 It's genius.
08:07 Let's go for one, boys.
08:10 Jurassic Hero, scene one, take one.
08:13 Action.
08:15 Fire up the wrecks.
08:17 Yes, okay, fine.
08:19 Honest, I've never been so disappointed in my life.
08:25 [MUSIC]
08:28 [GASP]
08:33 [MUSIC]
08:34 [SCREAM]
08:40 That's good, that's good.
08:42 George, come on, eat him.
08:45 Eat him alive.
08:47 Yes, faster, faster.
08:49 [SCREAM]
08:52 [MUSIC]
09:02 Come on, come on, come on.
09:08 Now, now, eat him now.
09:11 [MUSIC]
09:14 [GASP]
09:18 Oh no.
09:19 [MUSIC]
09:21 [SCREAM]
09:25 Cut, cut.
09:27 That was great.
09:29 Yes, good.
09:31 [MUSIC]
09:35 Ow.
09:39 Hello?
09:42 Hello?
09:45 Oh.
09:46 Oh.
09:50 Well, this is an absolute outrage.
09:54 Fantastic, fantastic.
09:57 Well done, buddy, magnificent.
10:00 Thank you very much.
10:01 Oh, thank you, man.
10:03 No, no, I found it very easy, actually.
10:04 Thank you, Mr.
10:06 Bean, Mr. Bean.
10:09 Like it, like it.
10:13 Thank you, thank you.
10:14 Thank you.
10:15 Thank you.
10:16 Thank you.
10:17 Thank you.
10:18 [MUSIC]
10:23 One of my better performances, I think.
10:26 [MUSIC]
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10:41 [MUSIC]
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11:01 [MUSIC]
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11:08 [MUSIC]
11:18 [MUSIC]
11:28 [MUSIC]
11:38 [MUSIC]
11:48 Time for beddy-byes.
11:51 [MUSIC]
12:01 [MUSIC]
12:04 Honestly.
12:06 [MUSIC]
12:12 That's better.
12:13 [MUSIC]
12:23 [MUSIC]
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14:03 [MUSIC]
14:13 [MUSIC]
14:23 [MUSIC]
14:33 [MUSIC]
14:43 [MUSIC]
14:53 Now, where are they?
14:56 Ah, excellent.
14:58 [MUSIC]
15:01 I'll take that.
15:03 [MUSIC]
15:09 That.
15:10 [MUSIC]
15:15 Right.
15:17 Ready for action.
15:18 [MUSIC]
15:24 I'm on your trail, Mr. Burglar.
15:28 [MUSIC]
15:31 Here, kitty, kitty.
15:34 Can I help, madam?
15:36 My tiddles.
15:38 [MEOW]
15:41 Leave it to me.
15:43 [MUSIC]
15:49 Come on.
15:51 Come on, tiddles.
15:53 There's a good tiddles.
15:56 [MEOW]
15:59 Ha ha.
16:01 [MEOW]
16:03 There we are, madam.
16:04 Oh, my hero.
16:08 It was nothing.
16:10 [MUSIC]
16:13 [HONKING]
16:18 Ah ha.
16:20 No problem.
16:23 Stop.
16:24 Come on.
16:25 Come on.
16:27 Thank you.
16:28 Boy, that's work.
16:30 [MUSIC]
16:38 Oh.
16:41 Would these help, madam?
16:43 Oh.
16:46 Oh, thank you.
16:48 My pleasure.
16:49 Have a good day.
16:50 [MUSIC]
16:54 Look, mom.
16:55 Oh.
16:56 Hello.
16:57 Great work.
16:58 Oh, well, thank you.
16:59 Come on now.
17:01 That's today's top story.
17:02 A new superhero is helping people everywhere.
17:05 Brilliant.
17:08 Evening.
17:09 Oh, it's you.
17:11 Have you seen this thief?
17:13 Yes, I know.
17:15 I'm after him.
17:16 Look, it's him.
17:19 Ha ha ha.
17:21 Ah ha.
17:23 Gotcha.
17:24 [MUSIC]
17:31 Oh, my goodness.
17:34 Phew.
17:37 Oh.
17:41 Stop right there.
17:44 Come on.
17:46 Come back.
17:47 [MUSIC]
17:51 What?
17:52 Oh.
17:53 Ah.
17:56 Huh?
17:58 Oh.
18:01 Ah ha.
18:03 Come back.
18:05 [MUSIC]
18:09 Oh.
18:10 Oh.
18:11 Oh.
18:12 [MUSIC]
18:16 Oh.
18:17 Oh.
18:20 Oh.
18:21 Oh.
18:22 Oh.
18:24 Oh.
18:25 Ah.
18:26 [MUSIC]
18:28 Hmm.
18:30 Oh.
18:31 Ha ha ha.
18:33 Woo hoo.
18:35 Ah.
18:36 Ah.
18:39 Now then, where are you?
18:43 Ha ha.
18:44 Now, I've got you.
18:46 Oh.
18:50 Oh.
18:51 Oh.
18:56 Shh.
19:02 Where's he gone?
19:04 Huh?
19:07 Oh.
19:10 I know.
19:12 Ah.
19:16 Huh?
19:17 I wonder where that thief's gone.
19:22 All right.
19:26 Ow, ow, ow, ow, my nose.
19:29 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
19:32 Ha ha.
19:33 Hmm.
19:37 Come and get me.
19:39 Ah.
19:40 [MUSIC]
19:45 [MUSIC]
19:48 [MUSIC]
19:52 Ah.
19:53 Right, you're not going anywhere.
19:56 [MUSIC]
20:01 Huh?
20:02 Oh.
20:03 Excellent.
20:05 Where is it?
20:06 Ah, my wallet.
20:08 All there.
20:10 [MUSIC]
20:16 Oh, the paper.
20:19 Oh.
20:23 Oh.
20:24 What a hero.
20:28 What a--
20:30 Hey.
20:32 All my things.
20:35 What's this?
20:38 Oh.
20:40 Hmm.
20:41 Ha ha.
20:43 Oh.
20:46 Oh, what the--
20:48 Oh.
20:49 Morning.
20:51 I've been--
20:53 [MUSIC]
20:57 [MUSIC]
20:59 [MUSIC]
21:00 [MUSIC]
21:26 [MUSIC]
21:36 Oh.
21:39 Huh.
21:44 [COUGHING]
21:47 Oh.
21:48 God damn it.
21:53 [MUSIC]
21:58 Huh.
22:01 [SIGH]
22:05 Ah.
22:06 That'll be it.
22:12 Thank you.
22:13 Yeah.
22:14 Oh.
22:15 Ah.
22:16 [COUGHING]
22:18 Oh.
22:19 Oh.
22:20 Oh.
22:22 Oh.
22:25 Oh.
22:26 Oh.
22:29 Oh.
22:31 Oh.
22:32 [INAUDIBLE]
22:37 What the--
22:38 [MUSIC]
23:07 Oh.
23:09 Brilliant.
23:13 Now.
23:17 Watch this, petty.
23:21 Power on.
23:23 Vacuum enabled.
23:27 [INAUDIBLE]
23:33 Soft plastic.
23:36 [INAUDIBLE]
23:37 Dusty.
23:38 Vacuum stopped.
23:41 [INAUDIBLE]
23:43 Dusty enabled.
23:45 Oh.
23:46 Engaged.
23:47 Oh, it's doing you, petty.
23:49 Engaged.
23:51 Oh, now me.
23:57 Now, do some window cleaning.
24:01 Window cleaning enabled.
24:07 Oh, yes.
24:09 Excellent.
24:10 Now, let's speed things up a bit.
24:13 Window cleaning stopped.
24:15 Super clean.
24:16 Engaged.
24:21 Shredder engaged.
24:26 Oh, um.
24:28 No, actually, I don't.
24:29 Hey.
24:30 I was still reading that.
24:33 Dusting plus engaged.
24:35 No.
24:37 No.
24:40 Oh.
24:41 Oh.
24:42 What?
24:44 Vacuum stopped.
24:45 Vacuum stopped.
24:46 Enabled.
24:48 I'm going to turn it down a bit.
24:52 Oh.
24:54 Malfunction.
24:55 Oh, no.
24:57 Error.
24:58 Yes.
25:00 Must clean up.
25:01 Must clean up.
25:02 Stop.
25:03 No, no, no.
25:04 Come back.
25:05 Must clean up.
25:06 Oh.
25:08 Engaged.
25:09 Must clean up.
25:13 Super clean.
25:14 Super clean.
25:16 Super clean.
25:18 Vacuum enabled.
25:20 Come back.
25:21 Engaged.
25:22 Come back.
25:23 Engaged.
25:24 Quick.
25:25 Come here.
25:26 Don't.
25:27 Wow.
25:31 Huh?
25:32 Come back.
25:33 Oh.
25:34 Now where's he gone?
25:39 Super.
25:40 Super.
25:41 Super clean.
25:42 Dusting engaged.
25:44 Engaged.
25:51 Oh.
25:54 My glasses.
25:58 Oh.
26:00 My nose.
26:03 Oh, goodness.
26:05 I'm so, so sorry.
26:08 There we go.
26:09 Thank you.
26:10 Oh, no.
26:13 Oh.
26:15 Super.
26:16 Super suction.
26:17 Vacuum engaged.
26:19 Super suction.
26:20 Vacuum engaged.
26:21 Engaged.
26:22 Super suction.
26:23 Vacuum engaged.
26:24 Engaged.
26:25 Super suction.
26:26 Vacuum engaged.
26:27 Engaged.
26:28 Super suction.
26:29 Vacuum engaged.
26:30 Engaged.
26:31 Super suction.
26:32 Vacuum engaged.
26:33 Engaged.
26:34 Super suction.
26:35 Vacuum engaged.
26:36 Engaged.
26:37 Super suction.
26:38 Vacuum engaged.
26:39 Engaged.
26:40 Super suction.
26:41 Vacuum engaged.
26:42 Super suction.
26:43 Vacuum engaged.
26:44 Super suction.
26:45 Vacuum engaged.
26:46 Super suction.
26:47 Vacuum engaged.
26:48 Super suction.
26:49 Vacuum engaged.
26:50 Huh?
26:51 There we go.
26:52 Um.
26:53 [BURP]
26:54 What?
26:55 Oh.
26:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:58 Engage.
27:04 [BEEP]
27:05 Oh.
27:08 Divert train.
27:09 Divert train.
27:12 What?
27:13 That's mine.
27:14 Oh, goodness.
27:19 I'm sorry.
27:20 I don't know.
27:21 I'm just-- ah.
27:23 There we are.
27:24 Huh?
27:25 [CHUCKLE]
27:26 Oh.
27:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:30 Stop.
27:34 Stop.
27:35 Come back.
27:36 Come back.
27:37 Oh.
27:38 Huh?
27:39 Earlier today.
27:40 Oh.
27:41 [GASP]
27:42 And now, back to the studio.
27:43 And breaking news.
27:44 We're getting more reports of the robot out of control.
27:48 Super squeaky.
27:50 Super squeaky.
27:53 Super squeaky.
27:54 Oh, no.
27:55 No.
27:56 Super squeaky.
27:58 Oh.
27:59 Oh, I'm so sorry.
28:00 He doesn't mean any harm.
28:02 He's just out of control.
28:04 [GROAN]
28:05 Oh.
28:06 Here, let me--
28:07 Hm?
28:08 That.
28:09 Oh.
28:10 Oh.
28:11 [GASP]
28:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:17 Oh, no.
28:32 Oh, really?
28:37 In Albert Place?
28:38 Right.
28:39 [PHONE RINGING]
28:41 Moved onto the high street?
28:43 Thank you, madam.
28:45 Stupid.
28:46 Stupid.
28:47 Stupid.
28:48 Suction.
28:49 Vacuum.
28:50 Suction.
28:51 Suction.
28:52 Suction.
28:53 Suction.
28:54 Oh, help.
28:55 Engage.
28:56 Engage.
28:57 [SIREN]
28:58 Yes?
28:59 I have a fix on the robot.
29:02 Must clean up.
29:03 Must clean up.
29:05 Must clean up.
29:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
29:09 Must clean up.
29:10 Must clean up.
29:12 Must clean up.
29:13 Must clean up.
29:14 Must clean up.
29:15 Must clean up.
29:16 Oh, dear.
29:19 Stop!
29:22 Stop.
29:23 In the name of the law--
29:25 [SQUIRTING]
29:26 [GURGLING]
29:28 [GROAN]
29:29 [SQUIRTING]
29:31 Oh, no.
29:34 Oh, the remote control?
29:37 Oh, my gosh.
29:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
29:40 ('school bell sound)
29:41 (computer voices)
29:45 (explosion sound)
29:47 (explosion sounds)
29:53 (explosion sounds)
29:58 (explosion sounds)
30:01 (adorable screeching)
30:07 (computer voices)
30:13 (computer voices)
30:20 (computer voices)
30:27 (computer voices)
30:34 (computer voices)
30:41 (applause)
30:44 Ta-da!
30:46 Oh, thank you very much.
30:48 Oh.
30:50 Oh.
30:51 We were just cleaning up.
30:53 Cleaning up, eh?
30:55 Right.
30:56 Go on then.
30:58 (music)
31:03 Oh, dear.
31:05 What's this?
31:10 What a waste of time.
31:12 Come on, T-Pup.
31:14 (growling)
31:16 Now what's this?
31:18 Waste of money.
31:20 (growling)
31:22 (growling)
31:24 Load of mail order rubbish.
31:27 (music)
31:29 (music)
31:56 (explosion sound)
31:59 (music)
32:06 There we go, Teddy.
32:09 Brighten the place up a bit.
32:12 Now, where shall I put it?
32:16 There, Pup?
32:18 (music)
32:27 Tricky, isn't it?
32:30 Oh.
32:32 (music)
32:35 (music)
32:38 (music)
32:40 (music)
32:44 (music)
32:49 (music)
32:50 Oh.
32:52 Oh.
32:54 Oh.
32:55 Oh, no.
32:58 So much clutter, Teddy.
33:02 We need to throw some stuff away.
33:06 (music)
33:10 Okay.
33:12 Right.
33:14 (music)
33:30 Right.
33:32 (music)
33:43 Wait for me.
33:44 Wait.
33:48 I'm coming.
33:50 (music)
34:04 Wait. Wait.
34:06 I'm coming.
34:08 Phew.
34:10 One minute?
34:12 Phew.
34:15 Phew.
34:17 Oh.
34:23 Right.
34:25 I'll just put this over here.
34:30 There.
34:33 Much better, hey, Teddy?
34:36 Teddy?
34:38 Oh?
34:40 Oh?
34:41 Teddy?
34:43 Teddy?
34:45 What?
34:46 Teddy?
34:47 What?
34:48 (groaning)
34:52 Okay.
34:53 I was here.
34:56 Teddy was there.
34:58 The bin man came.
35:00 I said, "Wait."
35:02 I wrapped up the junk.
35:05 Teddy!
35:07 Oh, no!
35:10 Oh, no.
35:13 (whistling)
35:16 Oh, no.
35:18 No!
35:19 Wait!
35:20 Wait!
35:21 Wait!
35:22 I -- I --
35:23 It makes your troubles better.
35:24 It makes it happy.
35:25 Wait!
35:26 Stop!
35:30 (music)
35:34 Stop!
35:36 (music)
35:38 Stop!
35:41 Oh, Teddy!
35:46 (gasp)
35:47 Oh!
35:50 I'm coming.
35:52 I'm coming.
35:53 I'm coming.
35:54 I'm coming.
35:55 (music)
35:59 Stop!
36:02 Oh, I like this one.
36:05 Yes, yes, yes.
36:08 Hello.
36:11 Thank you.
36:13 Come on, come on.
36:15 Oh, dear.
36:20 Oh, no!
36:24 Oh, no!
36:29 Oh, no!
36:34 What?
36:35 Oh, come here.
36:36 Oh, dear.
36:38 Oh, I told you.
36:40 No.
36:41 Oh.
36:42 Oh.
36:44 Oh.
36:46 Here, let me help.
36:47 Oh.
36:48 Let me help.
36:49 Oh.
36:50 Thank you, young man.
36:51 Oh.
36:52 Oh, no, that's a pepper.
36:55 Right, there you go.
36:56 Oh.
36:57 Yes.
36:59 Here, let me, um.
37:00 Oh.
37:01 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
37:04 There we go.
37:05 Yes, bye.
37:08 I've lost the bell.
37:13 (music)
37:19 Where's it gone?
37:23 Oh, no.
37:27 Oh, no.
37:32 Oh.
37:37 Ah.
37:38 Ah.
37:47 (horn honking)
37:51 Yes, yes, all right, all right.
37:54 (tires screeching)
38:02 Oh.
38:06 Teddy, where are you?
38:13 Right.
38:16 Oh.
38:18 Oh.
38:20 Oops.
38:21 Teddy.
38:22 Oh.
38:23 Oh.
38:24 Oh, dear me.
38:26 (music)
38:31 Oh.
38:34 Teddy.
38:36 You must be here somewhere.
38:40 Oh.
38:42 Right.
38:44 Oh.
38:46 (grunting)
38:53 Oh.
38:55 Oh.
38:57 (bell ringing)
39:07 Ha, ha.
39:09 Oh.
39:11 Oh.
39:13 Oh.
39:15 Right.
39:17 Oh.
39:19 (music)
39:26 Teddy, where are you?
39:31 Oh.
39:33 Go away!
39:35 (fart)
39:37 (gasp)
39:43 Teddy!
39:45 Teddy!
39:47 Teddy, my teddy!
39:50 (gasp)
39:51 What's he doing?
39:53 Oh, I'm so tired!
39:56 I... Hoppix!
39:59 No, he's mine!
40:01 You heard him, Hoppix!
40:03 No! No!
40:04 But, but, but, but...
40:06 But you don't understand that!
40:10 But you...
40:13 Alright, I'll be back.
40:17 (knock knock)
40:19 Right.
40:46 (snoring)
40:48 Teddy?
40:56 Teddy?
40:58 Teddy!
41:00 Teddy!
41:02 Look at you!
41:04 Oh, precious!
41:06 (bark)
41:08 Who is it?
41:10 (bark)
41:11 No!
41:12 (bark)
41:14 (bark)
41:16 This one.
41:18 Oh, Teddy!
41:20 I'll never do that again!
41:24 Oh!
41:26 Come on, let's get out of here.
41:28 What?
41:30 Oh!
41:33 (gasp)
41:34 Look, Teddy!
41:36 Oh!
41:38 What?
41:40 Oh, no!
41:43 (yawn)
41:45 Good morning, everyone!
41:48 Hello, Teddy! Hello, Teddy! Hello, Teddy! Hello, Teddy!
41:51 How are you, Teddy? How are you today, Teddy?
41:53 Teddy! Teddy! Nice to see you again!
41:55 Hello, Teddy! Hello, Teddy! Hi, Teddy!
41:57 Oh, I...